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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another baka gaijin pays hyakuman beri for rice and fish episode

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why a man has to learn how to put raw fish on rice for years. A year or two to perfect it? Sure, that seems reasonable. But decades? You can become a doctor in that time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walk a mile in his sandals, then you'll understand

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like a day to master it. This movie is ridiculous.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    discordu raidu
    go home before I slap a Jap

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually this is pure coincidence I saw webm related on another board and came to make a thread

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would to know who wrote this so i can throw him off the tokyo tower

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy cringe

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        cold fish snacks motherfricker, that's not how you eat them!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"If only I was someone important or powerful, I'd really give this guy a piece of my mind and everyone would be left in awe of how right I am!"
        See this is why you never bully nerds, they grow up to be writers and torture everyone by making scenes like this.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man I love sushi but I’m not going to sperg out at someone for not eating it right, just seems fricking dumb.
        The guy’s paying for his food, he should eat it how he wants.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I completely understand the cell phone issue. That's fricking rude and outrageous at fine dining, especially with the acoustics of a space like that. The rest is really just piling on in detail and showing them that they are trashy homosexuals.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have nightmares of ass rape

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people lose their shit over sushi? It's honestly really overrated and other japanese dishes are better.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced all of japanese culture right now is an elaborate scheme to lower the defenses of the west in order to plan another global assault

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced Japan is the only country in the world where craftsmanship and traditions are valued and where people are actually ok with paying a premium for it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are weirdo hobbyists doing stupid craft and cultural shit in every country on earth 24/7. Pic very related.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you're a weeb and have jap semen in your mouth. Plenty of countries hone their craftsmanship troon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You understand sushi is just fish and rice right? A burger competition in America is literally the same shit. Cooks cook burgers for decades then some guy picks the best burger. It's literally the same bullshit. All food is cultural and fits a different niche in its own culture. If not a burger pick some other bullshit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every great man in history has mastered a craft. Jiro is 98 years old and still moving around still learning and still sharing his skills with others. A beta male like you wouldnt understand the emotional weight of dedicating your life to something

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very few people talk about his other documentary, Jiro Nightmares of Assrape

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >takes longer to learn how to cut a piece of raw fish and cook rice than it does to become a surgeon
    Do japanese really?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have any idea how complicated good sushi is? I'm not going to sit here, and allow you TO FRICK THIS MAN'S ART.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dream of 200 dorra

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Japanese documentaries always kino

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They're not allowed to use GPS
      >They're required to, without pay, come in early and memorize their entire route, start to finish
      >They're not allowed to deviate from that route in anything except a literal cataclysmic apocalypse scenario
      This country sounds so fricking dogshit. Like it's ran by actual insane autistic 90 year olds top to bottom. Who the frick works like this?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Counterpoint

        >In Japan, even construction trucks are shiny clean.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who fricking cares? Imagine having to do that shit. Fricking slave people.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Insanely oppressive work culture, they better do something about that before they go extinct.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Requiring employees to do anything without pay is total bullshit. Also the big motor thing how that one manager taped a phone to a guy's face so he wouldn't ever miss a call, the amount of hubris and balls that takes to do to someone. Imagine trying to tape a phone to some guys face by force in any western country. I guess some pussies would do it but you'd run the risk of getting your shit stomped by the guy too. Imagine being that big of a homosexual, that you let some other homosexual tape a phone to your face for your whole shift. How passive do you have to be?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because getting fired from a job carries a stigma, and you become near-unemployable.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine using her hips as your personal fleshlight. Frick, I need tight asian pussy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have an Asian gf. The grippy is real.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are most japanese women still so short?
      they've been eating meat and a proper western diet for decades at this point

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why are most japanese women still so short?
        Necessity demands it

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Our reporter Yuuichiro Wasai, who stumbled upon this sign, blinked in utter amazement at what was being offered — pay just 500 yen (US$3.51) and you’ll get a beer or highball every day for a month, and the same goes for gyoza and toppings too.

    Why are they so evil bros?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man fallout is gonna look good

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie looks like a Galapagos turtle. Just kill me if I ever get that old.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Erm excuse me but my sushi isn't cooked?!

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