Do you ever say movie quotes to your pets or just out loud when you're alone in the house?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I say all sorts of weird shit to my pets, whatever I feel like saying. Who cares they don't know wtf you're talking about outside of like 10 words.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody knows that when I say kino, I'm sekritly importing terms from communist countries, hee hee hee
    creeping marxism, hehehe you chuddies don't have a chance, I'm so stealthy hehehehe

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I talk to my pets, its cathartic and nice seeing them tilt their heads to try understand me

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I yell out ANTHONYYY like Carmela does in a flashback with AJ rolling down the driveway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >SSSMMMOOOOOSSSSHHHHH BBBBBAAAAAABBBBYYYYY
      >RRRRROOOOOUUUUUNNNNNNDDDDDDIIIIINNNNNGGGG TTTTTHHHHHEEEEEE FFFFIIIIIVVEEEE SSSPPPOOOOTTTT

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i say various permutations of sneeds sayings to my dog. to the point where he responds to it, like sneed is his name. which is pretty based

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I regularly tell my dog Pat that he'll sleep with the fishes.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I scream "Say hello to my lil fren" as I spread peanut jelly on my ballsack

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just whisper sneeds feed and seed formerly chucks into my cays ear until it scratches me

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not movie, but I like saying "This is my design" when I'm being moronic on purpose.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I should get a dog

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My cat Bobby usually gets 'Can you fly, Bobby?' before I launch him through the air.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I regularly recite the eggplant scene to my yorkie colored dog when noone is around.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I say Black person at least a dozen times daily, around people or not. I've literally never met a person who cares.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes when i'm petting my dog's face while she's on her back i'll yell
    >Elia Martell, I killed her children,Then I raped her, Then I smashed her head "in like this!"

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take him for a walk 3am, unleashes him to take a shit and...
    >I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes absolutely

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    spontaneously shout 'its a doggy dog world!' to my 17 cats

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I talk to myself out loud all the time because I have no one to talk to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >create scenarios in my head
      >talk to them with actual proper witty answers
      >be satisfied

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Agent 47 every time I'm heading to the kitchen in the middle of the night.

        >grab gun
        >throw on suppressor
        >throw on headphones
        >play Hitman 2's mumbai soundtrack
        >It's snack time

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU SET ME UP
    YOU SENT ME IN TO DIE JACK

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i talk like the re4 merchant whenever i feed my cat

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do this so often with so many fricking things that I'm having a hard time thinking of specific examples. I'm a walking movie quote.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes recite the entire plane scene complete with sound effects when im hime alone

    it still makes me crack up every time idk dont now why

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a pretty good reaction image. I saved it for when some Black person says something whack.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just sing nonexistent songs i made up in my head with words like Black person, suck, homosexual, frick, glad im not the only schizo here op.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Come on, whatever you say, whatever you do, movies always got there first

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