It's great CGI but the main reason Davy Jones has aged so well is because he's wet and shiny looking, which is a very good at hiding CGI uncanny valley
>if you DARE to criticize ANYTHING you are le POLPOLPOLPOLPOL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH POLITICS EVERYTHING IS LE POLITICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POLPOLPOLPOL
i hate you homosexualoids so much its unreal
Nothing wrong with the third one, except the armada in the end that just fricks off for some reason.
Will's death is giga kino. >part of the crew, part of the ship >part of the crew, part of the ship >part of the crew, part of the ship
>two
Nah, DMC is very enjoyable and well made, but there's a lot of bloat and pointless filler.
The first movie is indeed kino of the highest order.
Nothing wrong with the third one, except the armada in the end that just fricks off for some reason.
Will's death is giga kino. >part of the crew, part of the ship >part of the crew, part of the ship >part of the crew, part of the ship
I stand that Pirates 1-3 are pure kino. If you watch the first 3 then 4, 4 is the awful. It feel cheaper even though its the most expensive film ever made. There's no exciting action, it's just on a boring island the whole time.
5 is ok
Is 5 worth watching?
i actually kindof liked 4 even if it's not on the same level as 1-3
5 came out and I didn't hear good things so I didn't rush out and see it then I just totally forgot about it.
Is 5 worth watching?
i actually kindof liked 4 even if it's not on the same level as 1-3
5 came out and I didn't hear good things so I didn't rush out and see it then I just totally forgot about it.
5's beginning is pvre sovl but then it quickly gets unwatchable despite amazing leads
>omg he's just like me so badasss!!!!!
You mean the moronic homosexual who had a girl crazy about him then sperged the frick out into his homosexual little fantasy land for so long that the girl left him and this caused him to hate women and everyone who didn't believe his shit of how she was responsible despite him being a fricking moronic sperg homosexual who was afraid of women? >omg ya just like me!!! YARRR CAP'N JACK SPARRAH DE YA FEAR DEATH LOLZ JUST LIKE ME HAHAHA
why the frick do incels worship this fricking homosexual
He didn't even know her real identity
Literally it was: so I fricked off enjoying being a pirate for ten years and like she just left me! Instead of waiting ten years like useless c**t, she left me! Me! I'm the victim here! Not her. I lied, broke her heart, broke my promise and had more fun being a fricking homosexual on a ship but I'm the victim
yes
i really hope age gives you a real craving for death because for the past 30 years i've never had a reason to not want to live forever
except Black folk
inb4 /misc/troons rage about cgi being worse because indians for some reason
Calm down, Rajeesh.
how about frick your mother
frick you bloody bastard b***h behenchod
saar do not derail the thread
It's great CGI but the main reason Davy Jones has aged so well is because he's wet and shiny looking, which is a very good at hiding CGI uncanny valley
Animation/CGI is always outsourced to Asia. Watch any show/movie/game's credits and you will see all the Changs that worked on it
>if you DARE to criticize ANYTHING you are le POLPOLPOLPOLPOL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH POLITICS EVERYTHING IS LE POLITICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POLPOLPOLPOL
i hate you homosexualoids so much its unreal
>inb4 /misc/troons rage about cgi being worse because indians for some re-ACK
If only we hadn't outsourced CGI to the pajeets we would still have kino of this quality
fricking called it so predictable stupud frick
fpbp
The first two movies are perfect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjp8cj8Vzyo
>two
Nah, DMC is very enjoyable and well made, but there's a lot of bloat and pointless filler.
The first movie is indeed kino of the highest order.
Nothing wrong with the third one, except the armada in the end that just fricks off for some reason.
Will's death is giga kino.
>part of the crew, part of the ship
>part of the crew, part of the ship
>part of the crew, part of the ship
I stand that Pirates 1-3 are pure kino. If you watch the first 3 then 4, 4 is the awful. It feel cheaper even though its the most expensive film ever made. There's no exciting action, it's just on a boring island the whole time.
5 is ok
Is 5 worth watching?
i actually kindof liked 4 even if it's not on the same level as 1-3
5 came out and I didn't hear good things so I didn't rush out and see it then I just totally forgot about it.
5's beginning is pvre sovl but then it quickly gets unwatchable despite amazing leads
4 is worth watching just for Ian McShane.
The worst part was the Intro. Felt totally pointless,
>ONLY GOD CAN GRANT ETERNAL LIFE, NOT THIS PAGAN WATER
Why was he so based?
?t=2
Make a note of that mans bravery!
If he really believed that then why did he spend all the time and effort finding the fountain in the first place?
He meant only god can grant eternal life in that only god has the RIGHT to do it and anything else that CAN is unholy and must be destroyed
The Spanish were the only fun part of that movie, and as that video shows they had exactly 2 minutes and 44 seconds of screentime.
Why didn't he suck her toes?
>Do (You) fear DEH?
looking forward to it
>it was the spooky ghost
>got ectoplasm all over me
Anyone who doesn’t is just acting tough.
Nope, I’m just Epicurus-pilled on that matter
>omg he's just like me so badasss!!!!!
You mean the moronic homosexual who had a girl crazy about him then sperged the frick out into his homosexual little fantasy land for so long that the girl left him and this caused him to hate women and everyone who didn't believe his shit of how she was responsible despite him being a fricking moronic sperg homosexual who was afraid of women?
>omg ya just like me!!! YARRR CAP'N JACK SPARRAH DE YA FEAR DEATH LOLZ JUST LIKE ME HAHAHA
why the frick do incels worship this fricking homosexual
was this just any woman or did she have magic powers
He didn't even know her real identity
Literally it was: so I fricked off enjoying being a pirate for ten years and like she just left me! Instead of waiting ten years like useless c**t, she left me! Me! I'm the victim here! Not her. I lied, broke her heart, broke my promise and had more fun being a fricking homosexual on a ship but I'm the victim
>>Do (You) fear de-ACK
No, I fear Deh.
Mods are Black folk
I highly recommend that everyone in this thread reads Treasure Island. Its kino.
yes
i really hope age gives you a real craving for death because for the past 30 years i've never had a reason to not want to live forever
except Black folk