Do you know how fricking far Neptune is away?
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Do you know how fricking far Neptune is away?
Do you know how fricking far Neptune is away?
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I didn't like how the moon's gravity was just earth's gravity. Are there any movies that actually get this right?
it literally wasn't though
in the buggy scene it was lower gravity but inside from memory nothing really stood out as lower gravity while they walked around
I hated how the moon buggys were small, light and didnt have a canopy and the mars rovers were big bulky things with a massive outer shell.
Why would they use the small light ones on the moon, which is right next to earth and much easier to get resources to, and mars have the big bulky ones that are very expensive to ship around in rockets?
there is no atmosphere or weather on the Moon, unlike Mars
...But they specifically have a shot of Brad Pitt holding up his hand and catching some of the moondust floating in that thick moon-atmosphere as they drive along
...And, no, you can't tell me that it was tossed into the air by the buggy ahead of them, because they are clearly the first one in the convoy.
It was just dust, there can be dust in the vacuum with no air dumbass, regardless of source
>The atmosphere on Mars is practically nonexistent
Oh yeah, just magical dust storms wich make remote rovers die because they end up covered in dirt
The atmosphere on Mars is practically nonexistent
>big bulky ones that are very expensive to ship around in rockets?.
I imagine they had gotten to the stage of mining and manufacturing shit on site. Not exactly a shortage of iron on Mars.
>Captain Tom Clooney goes up the orbital delta to kill Colonel his dad Billy Zane: the movie
So basically a rip off of the book Heart of Black personness?
it sort of is, yeah
>This is home. This is a one way voyage my son. You're talking about Earth? There was never anything for me there. I never cared about you, or your mother... or any of your small ideas. For 30 years... I've been breathing this air, eating this food... enduring these hardships... and I never once thought about home.
>>I know, dad.
KINO
kino
based
BASED
Is that you framegames? Where have you been? Where can we see your content?
This movie was infatuated with a fictitious version of NASA/The Space Program that all big dick Mercury Seven energy all the time. It's like the sequel to Space Cowboys we never got, wanted, or asked for.
Wait for 3BP for space kino
He slingshot around Jupiter to Warp 1
A single piece of space debris hitting you would send you spinning out of control
good thing he didn't hit one then
I didn't know those rings were so thin! Amazing. Very smart to use a shield to protect himself from the rocks as he flies. Very good movie.
Yes sir I love this amazing movie greetings from india im from india
the costanza face at 1 minute is my reaction to seeing this webm. who the frick writes shit like this
wtf is this moron shit? how is he floating away from the planet without any propellors? how does he even go straight at all despite all the bumps he gets?
imagine if matt damon just propelled himself with his body to the ship ,how cool it would be
Shouldn't those collisions with debris reduce his velocity?
>I hate you dad...
>I know son... your mother was a prostitute I never wanted you
Was this kino?
At some point a studio exec said "We need a scene where violent monkeys attack!"
The numbers say adding violent apes to any film boosts audience ratings by 7%!
all they had to do was make the ship empty with no explanation and have them move on after a tense search of the ship
wouldve fit perfectly with the rest of the movie
Cool it with the antisemitism
I genuinely thought it was a film all about evil mutant space monkeys at that point. Imagine my confusion when they were never featured nor spoken about again
Very, which is exactly how it's portrayed in the movie.
Looks like Midjourney
I can't remember anything about this movie. I think at one point they walk on mars in some kind of basement ? It wasn't a space movie. The dad could have been in italy and the result was the same.
anon, go watch Gravity if you haven't already.
you're in for a treat.
This was so fricking boring
Post hand
I watched a clip of the space monkey scene and decided I'm not gonna watch this flick
Oh yeah watch this flick, kid. *flicks a half finished cigarette at you*
This movie had a good atmosphere. Good space flick, even with the stupid ass monkey scene.
And then they have to completely ruin it with a bait & switch into some fricking lifetime movie.
I swear to God the next fricking scifi movie I watch that gets ruined by some dumb ass human interest bullshit like "love" or "daddy issues" is going to make me lose it. I just want good scifi I do not give one single frick about humans or their feelings about it.
Filtered
It was always about the personal journey, the space setting is but an analogy
If you came in expecting a space movie first and foremost, you're a dumb ass bastard
>If you came in expecting a space movie first and foremost, you're a dumb ass bastard
>marketed as a space movie
>IS a space movie up until the last third-fourth or so
Market it as "daddy issues in SPACE" next time so I can skip it. Bait and switch happens for a reason. $$.
>Market it as "daddy issues in SPACE" next time so I can skip it. Bait and switch happens for a reason. $$
>muh b8 and nintendo switch
Just admit that you got giga filtered
>if you think a movie is stupid you got filtered
Nice meme argument, here's your (You)
>>if you think a movie is stupid you got filtered
Yes
I'm guessing you like Rian Johnson
I am him
Bet you didn't expect that, huh?
Expect, no, surprised, also no, he's Cinemaphile troll tier.
With this level of intelligence, I sort of did, yes.
Monke scene was kino what are you gays blabbering about
Do you know how fricking dyslexic you are?
I really liked the movie, its quite depressing how they portray space exploration as just another consumer product to market.
the "Heart of Darkness" story points could have been executed better, as the madness of such a voyage isn't explored with the main character and the father is just kinda lame
>"Heart of Darkness"
This movie isn't that, he knows that whole film he's going after Kurtz, that Kurtz went insane and is the problem, movie says it right from the beginning.
This one teases some "mystery problem at a station listening for extraterrestrial signals at the edge of the solar system", and then what a twist, it's just that his father went insane.
It might be a better film if it was obviously Heart of Darkness from the beginning, so it had a lot more time to make that make sense. Explore what all would lead to space madness like that, what it would really be like.
yeah, they also underused the rocket's crew, i like how they characterize them at first but in the end it doesn't even matter, I think they should have explored the voyage from the moon to mars more and kept the crew for the rest of the mission.
But again, its not Heart of Darkness and the movie doesn't even know
You're confusing Heart of Darkness with Apocalypse Now, anon.
In Heart of Darkness, he thinks Kurtz is the only sane one trying to fix everything until he actually meets him at the end
I really liked this movie. It's not perfect, but still really enjoyed it and thr visuals are really impressive for it's budget.
I am really intrigued by the religious aspect of the film, how most people seem to be practising believers, its not given any attention at all in the movie, in my opinion the message that this is trying to convey is that people are using religion as another coping mechanism, long voyages in space and so on.
so I'd like to hear what you guys think
Didn't notice it to be honest then again I'm a taco so that is everywhere here. A lot of that movie is very clinical which I liked boring but with a purpose.
were they forced by the studio to include all the action scenes?
>him flying to the station against an asteroid field with a shield to protect him and somehow not losing momentum from hitting all the rocks
was it a dream sequence?
After this movie I lost hope in Hollywood and americans, it ridiculous that nation that had many prominent sci fi writers creates something like this
This movie was jawdroppingly bad.
If you haven't seen it (lucky you), allow me to summarise it:
>Brad Pitt! We think your father Tommy Lee Jones is crazy and going to blow up Space!™
>Wha... Oh... I mean... Oh no?
>[90 minutes of SPACE ADVENTURE as understood by a fricking moron]
>Brad Pitt! It's me, your father, Tommy Lee Jones! I'm evil for no reason and hate god now! Also, I have a giant telescope on Neptune that proved that there are no aliens somehow! I killed everyone and was evil before this nonsensical revelation, however, so that's really unrelated. Well, now to kill myself in Space™ for no reason
>Brad Pitt: Oh no!
Gib Oscar plz
It was all the more disappointing because The Lost City of Z was so good.
What's wrong with the space stuff? I thought it was quite realistic. At least more that other space movies.
Pretty goddamn far:
https://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html
The scene and music where the diversity hire moron crew led by a black woman sperg out and kill themselves trying to kill brad for no reason was kino
>humans haven't even reached mars yet
our ancestors would be so disappointed
I genuinely like the moon pirates concept albeit the rather shoddy execution of it in the movie. Rogue nations occupying small patch of territory on the moon and siccing some controlled outside groups to frick with their adversaries with ambushes and such, sounds cool.
Movies is set in the future. Their rockets are much faster
that monkey scene was funny asf and when he compares his rage to of his fathers
>I know that rage ,I have seen it my father
I laughed so hard that he compared his longe gone father to a fricking monkey