do you know how long and hard Jiro worked to formulate the perfect sushi rice recipe? Did you know he goes to the fish market every morning and only selects the most fresh and delectable seafood on offer? Did you know his underling spent 10 years training just to be allowed to prepare the tamago? (The egg!) do you have any idea the dedication and discipline it takes to become a master at something in this life the way that Jiro has in making sushi? How dare you, you're a pathetic amateur, a cretin despoiling greatness because deep down you know you're too lazy and incompetent to ever become a fraction as adept at anything as Jiro is at preparing sushi. Frick off
>10 YEARS TO LEARN THE EGG
>10 more years
I'd like to go for a sitting once, but you can get quality budget sushi at the conveyor belt restauraunts for much less.
You have never tasted quality sushi in your entire life
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This meme is stupid. "Dreams" in "Dreams of Sushi" is used as a verb, you can't use "nightmares" as a verb. Also even if it were intended that way, like a joke about him wanting to assrape you, it would make no sense to say "nightmares" anyway even as a fake verb, because to the person committing the act it would be a positive experience thus "dreams" would be more fitting
save some autism for the rest of the clasd, anon
you're overthinking it. It's a simple inversion of the name (nightmares are the opposite of dreams, assrape is the opposite of sushi), and it's funnier that it doesn't make sense
Terrible joke. Who wrote it? We should have the person who wrote that joke locked up and looked at.
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Ya but the egg wasnt folded a 1000 time baka gaijin.
>People sucking off peasant food made in a moronic way because it was made by morons
Every single sushi chef that charges more than $20 for their food should have their hands broken. The same applies to every other chef too.
Why does it all look slimey?
is this some manlet's power fantasy?
weeb's
>Calm down Mr Miyagi
Brutal
How do you respond without sounding mad?
I wouldn't respond. I'd ignore it. He paid for his meal, he can't eat it how he wants. And that's what everyone else did.
FYI, this wasn't written as the cringe, embarrassing temper tantrum of a middle-aged beta weeb manchild, you're actually supposed to agree with the lunatic screaming about THE EGG THE EGG
Seriously insane. Would be amazing if the chef interrupted and told him not to bother other customers.
The chef should have shouted “sakura con ni ikimasu!” at the guy.
is the rest of billions like this?
Up its own ass, super pretentious with an incredibly unlikable MC
I can only speak to season 1, but it's literally
>yeah man if I was a billionare I'd be the cool kind, the kind that owns my childhood pizza place and owns those mean old rich guys who aren't working class billionaires like I am I made all my money off 9/11 but I did it so that my dead friends families can also get rich I'm such a badass mm yeah I fricking love metallica here's me and my other working class billionaire friends going to a metallica concert and sucking the band's dick mm yeah backstage passes my wife threatened one of the 9/11 widows because they wanted to publish the fact that I got fired on 9/11 and then used the money of my now dead friends to get filthy rich off it but no bro I did it for the families the widow is just a jealous rich b***h frick the goverment too my nemesis loves dominatrices and I'm also best (working class) friends with his hot wife and he's bad and meanie and stupid because his dad is a senator
The lunatic is correct.
did they step outside and he gets clocked by the yuppie, and it cuts to him waking up in a ditch with some angry japanese policeman prodding him thinking he's just another drunk tourist?
>sees other customer eating egg in other way than he thinks is correct
>Immediately chimps out like rapid animal and talks about anal sex
certainly rich snobs would already considered a single overprized egg the "greatest culinary art" ever, but a "10 years practice" le foreign cuisine probably even more so.
>fat balding gaijin thinks the sushi nips will respect him for this
Cringe
>go to restaurant
>chef has his own desired flavor profile, i disagree
>i'm paying for the shit
>i put some sauce on it so it tastes how I like it
>some fat homosexual screeches some shit about eggs across the restaurant at me
>mfw
What was Hiro doing just standing there?
what is this from
chihiro dreams of sushi
The middle live-action segment of the Go-Bots movie(1985)
Diaries of a trillionaire
>average sushi gay
I've said it in the last thread, I'll say it again, this needs to be remade shot to shot by MDE, and it would be considered the funniest sketch ever made.
As disrespectful as the yuppies are, calling attention to it like this just makes it 10x worse. Everyone else in the restaurant can ignore their eating habits but they certainly can't ignore an open angry confrontation that could turn violent.
It's a slice of fish on rice, Favreau - calm down
can a sushigay explain why he's eating with his hands and not chop sticks?
That's how you're supposed to eat them, chopsticks are actually non-traditional for sushi.
In reality who cares.
>zoomer doesn't understand that if you get really good at something you can charge people money for your skills
friendly reminder that these threads are made by asiatic shills
Just because people spend a long time on something doesn't make it useful or worthwhile.
People spends lots of time on boring shit
I don’t even like sushi. The only good raw fish I ever had was Tuna tartare in the Florida keys. Give me yakisoba and beef.
Whoa settle down Wags
>boss makes you spend 10 years learning how to scramble eggs before you can move on to putting raw fish on top of rice
Sushi may be silly, but try to name a few Jdramas with more soul than Shota no Sushi.
It's kino.
I put frozen fish fingers in me oven for 20 mins and took them out. Better than sushi.
God I love sushi mmmm all those pics of sushi are making me hard
I love these threads.
I am make fricking sticky rice in my weebo rice cooker.
RIP Terry Pratchett.
Why is the "art" of making sushi such a big deal? Honestly, making the perfect sandwich is harder than that.
>this man spent 10 years to learn how to melt the cheese
>THE CHEESE!
>The fromage! THE FROMAGE!
There's a certain type of self-hating American who slobbers all over anything and everything foreign because they think it makes them "cultured," up to and including eating goddamn cold raw fish on rice
Did you know I drive formula one car on the racetrack
I always hear people talking about picking fresh ingredients like 1 is going to .01% fresher than the other. It's either fresh and <a few hours old and not sick or it's not fresh. Once you know how to tell the difference that is it.
Maybe study the tamago for a few more years buddy