>Do you know the comedian Carrot Top?
>Yes. Horrible.
>Well, you are like the Carrot Top of interviewers.
(Lego Yoda death sound)
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>Do you know the comedian Carrot Top? >Yes.
Whatever. You ruined BvS, homosexual
>implying he was the only thing wrong with it
>plays the character written for the movie perfectly
>ruined
His joker luthor jr was fun to watch. Bvs was ruined by moronic nigress in the court saying supes is a monster. From that moment on its obvious how bad the movie is going to be.
>Lego Yoda death sound
AUUUUHHHHHH
It's a reddit meme.
>You're like the Jesse Eisenberg of interviewees.
How would that make any sense as an insult? He IS Jesse Eisenberg.
That's worse than calling someone a Black person
ouch
>tfw you just want to banter with a hot chick in an interview and she writes a blog post talking about what a dick you were
poor jesse can't catch a break
If that's how he picks up girls, I feel sorry for him. Felt like a horny incel resisting the urge to simp.
unironically great rizz
i do the same kind of stuff (clumsily) and have pretty good results
>rizz
Die in a fire immediately
>Nooooo, words only count if people used them when I grew up
The rizzler has spoken
fr fr no cap skibidi gyatt famalam
stfu broccoli head
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>that webm of him taking a bbc
How the frick do you read that script and say yeah i totally wanna do that, unless you are actually gay.
Are you making it up or is that a real thing? I would really like to see that.
I bet you would, fruity.
And I bet you wouldn't post it, because it's not real. moron.
Don't say i didn't warn you.
https://ww12.0123movie.net/movie/manodrome-1630856071.html
At around 1:07
It's just right at the start of the movie? That sets the tone pretty well, huh?
An hour 7 minutes in.
Thank you for clarifying. I shall take a look now.
Well, I didn't see any wiener, but he does kill the guy immediately after, so I think a lot of people on Cinemaphile would really like to see this.
I really dont think many people wanna see Jesse Eisenberg have gay anal sex anon.
I only skimmed it but it looked more like rape than sex to me.
>hating on Carrot Top
Peak reddit.
This is how israelites flirt with girls and they love it.
I thought this was funny at the time but other interviews have convinced me he's just a weird butthole.
nice shnoz, is he greek?
more like boredman v superman
ye
arrogant ugly manlet israelite
signs of a low IQ midwit:
>strong dislike of Carrot Top
the npcs are so easy to distinguish
I don't really care for Carrot Top's comedy, not my cup of tea, but I think people are way too rude to him, I don't get it.
I understood why the term "midwit" annoys me when I realized it's derived from how zoomers call everything "mid" all the time. So of course "midwit" is annoying, it's zoomer slang.
yes, Ive adopted into my own vernacular.
He's right though. You sound like the classic midwit. In fact it perfectly describes you: a midwit is not "stupid" per se, they're not mouthbreathers or infantile morons, but they end up saying, doing, or believing things that are far stupider than what their otherwise average intellect should allow. It's a willingness to get caught up in trends or take on undeserved airs of intelligence due to a few small kernels of knowledge, while lacking the full intellect necessary to think ahead and realize the complexities and nuance of a given situation. It's a tendency to be easily swayed by media and consensus opinions, and an over-reliance on "everyone knows"-isms.
I have a very strong impression that you're such a person. I could be wrong, but I don't feel dissuaded of that yet.
He wasn't even calling her a horrible interviewer. He was calling her Carrot Top because she brought props
why did she think that amstell would spare her?
Notice that this acid spitting, vile, disgusting, child snatching israelite isn't in movies anymore? Turns out being a complete fricking venomous c**t to people who enable and support your bullshit "career" isn't the best career move.
What the hell are you talking about, dumbass? He's been in a movie every year. He hasn't missed a single year since 2009. Other actors go years between movies and nobody is dumb enough to claim their careers are over. Only this actor, since he triggers your /misc/tard monkey brain, receives that treatment.
>Lego Yoda death sound
???
E?
Carrot Top is more talented than the two of them combined