>>Do you know what it's like to have sex?
Of course I do! It makes your butthole hurt and then people call you homosexual after! It really isn't all it is cracked up to be, tbh!
>Be me >Going to the theatre >Me & a few of my bros waiting for the rest to come in >Bro ask if I'm dating anyone right now >"Yeah, I met this girl at work" >Bro: That's cool man, where does she work?" >"She works at Walmart in the warehouse section" >They bust out laughing >"Bro, Walmart put her in the warehouse? Is she fat and ugly" >"At least get a Target chick man, c'mon " >"So she's ugly & stupid "
Haha of course I do haha. What kind of loser wouldn't know that. It's just like salty coins and milk haha.
It's like fricking a mason jar full of crushed snail shells inside an empty shipping container
Oh, hi ambassador Kosh.
Fricking hell.
Sex is pretty boring unless you're in love. Gooning to bnwo on adderall is better.
I forgot to mention at the end of my post but I am transgender (mtf) btw
Ew, this b***h could make a man consider celibacy.
Ay, c'mon, geddafrickoutahere!
Oh, you sly dog.
Yeah I mean like I do sexes all the time, infact, like, I'm KING sexes..because I'm doing so much I mean all the sex.
reddit moment
>and I'm your freestyle dance teacher
I have had sex +200times but it's been so long from last session I forgot.
I know what it's like to nearly have sex.
Girls are all vaxxed now. I'll pass.
bags of coins
i am literally obsessed with male virgins
>Maybe you could show me
it's that easy
>>Do you know what it's like to have sex?
Of course I do! It makes your butthole hurt and then people call you homosexual after! It really isn't all it is cracked up to be, tbh!
of course, i watched thousands of hours of porn
She fricked Ivanova right
Yes, and broke her heart, don't think Ivanova ever got over it. Babylon 5 had some unusual character arcs.
Like holding bags of sand
>Be me
>Going to the theatre
>Me & a few of my bros waiting for the rest to come in
>Bro ask if I'm dating anyone right now
>"Yeah, I met this girl at work"
>Bro: That's cool man, where does she work?"
>"She works at Walmart in the warehouse section"
>They bust out laughing
>"Bro, Walmart put her in the warehouse? Is she fat and ugly"
>"At least get a Target chick man, c'mon "
>"So she's ugly & stupid "
The movie was bad
you deserve it for talking to people.
Never talk