I like scenes where men are naked in front of clothed women. It sounds gay but its not. This Keira Knightley one is the best imo.
https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
I like scenes where men are naked in front of clothed women. It sounds gay but its not. This Keira Knightley one is the best imo.
https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
I really wish someone would convince Hollywood feminists that CFNM scenes are a great way to undermine the patriarchy and create images of female dominance over men, then we'd get them in every other movie. Whether the woman is laughing at the guy, laughing with him, is turned on by him or is just nonchalant about the nudity it is such a great scenario and needs to be explored more in movies.
UK is more inclined towards it with tv shows and whatnot
https://thisvid.com/videos/host-and-guest-laugh-at-nice-guys-with-small-penis/
2 years ago
Anonymous
this kinda counts too I suppose although you dont see much but its implied
https://thisvid.com/videos/uk-tv-show-ashes-to-ashes-guys-naked-in-front-of-female/
Not huge on either of those, the Naked Attraction situation is too sterile and divorced from real-feeling human interaction and scenarios, and the tone of the latter is just offputting. Even when the guy is being laughed at I'm not big on overly humiliating stuff, I prefer it having a more lighted feel like this scene: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OVc3ZDCfByE
2 years ago
Anonymous
Skins also had that great scene where Joe Dempsie walked around naked.
2 years ago
Anonymous
How about this?
2:56 she measures him
2 years ago
Anonymous
Eh, doesn't really do anything for me. Just having the dick out isn't nearly the same dynamic as complete nudity vs completely dressed, and the redneck does nothing for me anyway.
I wish I could find the cfnm porn with the British swim instructor who gets stuck naked in a French hotel and has to ask some French women for help, it isn't amazing or anything but the women's fascination and encouragement of his "lifestyle choice" to be a nudist is so hot to me.
is this the way you are irl? or is it just a fetish. I mean, you like naked women right?
2 years ago
Anonymous
What's the instinctual reasoning though?
I imagine its based in some level of fear, as sometimes laughing is a natural reaction to scary situations to subdue the fear i presume.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's just embarrassing to see a man nude. asses are infantile and feminine. dicks are nonthreatening, especially when flaccid.
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's also the fact that men can be just as self conscious as women when naked in front of people.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I love naked women. It is a fetish, I'm heterosexual (cue the "yeah right"s) and the appeal of CFNM for me is less in looking at the naked man than about imagining myself as the naked man. I love the thought of feeling a woman's eyes looking over my naked body, and of her amused/playful/casual etc. reaction to my nudity. The thought of being in the guy from Skins' situation in front of a bunch of women I know laughing and playfully teasing me gets me diamonds.
It may be a niche fetish, but its hardly just a gay thing, which is why CFNM stuff tends to be on the heterosexual section versions of porn sites. Does the thought of being completely naked and soaking wet in front of a conservatively dressed Kiera Knightly really not do anything for you?
2 years ago
Anonymous
as a fetish yeah. I love the maternal/wifey duty aspect of it, especially in handjob videos, where I prefer cfnm. a man naked in front of a clothed woman IS like being naked in front of your mom and a little girl at the same time
Male stripper stuff makes me sick tho, until that one woman gets naked and fricked
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'd love to frick her brains out as well, and I don't think that's in conflict with my CFNM fetish, they're just two scenarios I like. I'd love to make out with and fondle a woman in a nice jacket, button up shirt and jeans and feel her clothes against my naked body as she feels me up until she eventually gets naked as well and we frick like animals. My fetish exists alongside my more conventional desire for women, not instead of it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I could never do cfnm w/ young kiera. tbh, she'd never have clothes on long enough.
she wouldnt be able to open her eyes long enough
that's why I hate mcu so much, they take herschlag and just have her putzing around like a regular at some male strip club in ohio.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
Happy first season is wonderful. Wtf happened second season?
2 years ago
Anonymous
As for the kiera knightley stuff.. no. I want to tear off her clothes and devour her and frick her brains out. then I want to spend all day making love to her slender body before ravaging her ass and making her shart my seed out in the sneed, hanging her head in shame.
no. no, I dont want any cfnm stuff with kiera.
2 years ago
Anonymous
this guy gets it.
one time this woman i was hooking up with came over after a long shift. i got out of the shower and she started teasing me in her business clothes. came so fast it scared her lmao she inadvertently checked too many fetish boxes at once
2 years ago
Anonymous
Jealous, that sounds hot as frick.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I wish I could find the cfnm porn with the British swim instructor who gets stuck naked in a French hotel and has to ask some French women for help, it isn't amazing or anything but the women's fascination and encouragement of his "lifestyle choice" to be a nudist is so hot to me.
Found it: https://xfantazy.com/video/5c88b8f908e315501e7e760a
First time I'm seeing the entire video in one spot rather than specific sections, the part I'm talking about is at 22:55 although there is other CFNM stuff in it.
Again, the execution isn't amazing, the guy's acting in particular is (naturally) porn tier, but frick me I would kill to have this experience.
this kinda counts too I suppose although you dont see much but its implied
https://thisvid.com/videos/uk-tv-show-ashes-to-ashes-guys-naked-in-front-of-female/
Clothed female, nude male. Think voyeur women, exhibitionist men, but less performance art?
2 years ago
Anonymous
ah ty
2 years ago
Anonymous
women are incapable of voyeurism
2 years ago
Anonymous
>women are incapable of voyeurism
You've never been in a situation where the women around you had actual, not pretend/larped, power above you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No matter what she will be thinking about her body. Its like a field seeing the reaper
Not even close to true. I knew a girl who used to spy on me when I'd go to pee. I'd pretend not to notice her always standing there with her eye peeking through the cracked door
Thats not what im talking about. Thats just childish curiosity
the new Time Traveler's Wife show has a lot of male nudity, no penis tho
No female nudity at all. The make nudity is all accidental and plot driven.
When the woman undresses it is to display herself to the man. Cfnm is a larp
this isn't true.
[...]
that's not what voyeurism means.
Women are naked underneath their clothes. They are always nude. Their bodies are where humans come from
2 years ago
Anonymous
>childish
she was 20
2 years ago
Anonymous
>women arent childish up until menopause
Did you frick her?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not even close to true. I knew a girl who used to spy on me when I'd go to pee. I'd pretend not to notice her always standing there with her eye peeking through the cracked door
I used like it to but that category on every porn site is dominated by those bogged slags with the ugly British accents. They even had a cameo on Euphoria, fricking hate them so much.
That is frustrating, I don't know why the one studio producing for that fetish has to be all awful wienerney(?) women. Have Cadey Mercury make an easy payday by playfully mocking naked guys.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Fake Taxi is probably the only good porn that came out of the UK.
His flaccid and erect length are still small than mine visually.
Seconded
2 years ago
Anonymous
[...]
Seconded
Ehhh I’m a little shy because I fear someone would recognize my dick, but I can share my measurements
Flaccid I’m 4.5 to 5.5 inches depending on how relaxed my wiener is, and 5 inches in girth (circumference). Erect I’m almost 8 inches when at its hardest, generally around 7.5 on average and always 6+ in girth. Most condoms do not fit me and I always have to special order them online (MySize and MyOne condoms biggest sizes). When the dude was holding his dick and putting it away in his pants, I know mine was bigger because when my hand is placed on my shaft, there’s about another half hands length remaining uncovered on my dick, and girls have always been able to double fist my shaft with plenty of room left over.
2 years ago
Anonymous
please post it PLEASE
2 years ago
Anonymous
Give me a kik and I’ll share it
literally nobody gives a shit about your text wall so shut the frick up if you're not gonna post your wiener
Don’t be jealous dude it’s not a good look
2 years ago
Anonymous
kik: jpj5588
2 years ago
Anonymous
literally nobody gives a shit about your text wall so shut the frick up if you're not gonna post your wiener
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sounds yummy. Do you have big balls or shoot big loads?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I fear someone would recognize my dick
2 years ago
Anonymous
You realize in the clip that guy has like an 8 inch dangler
>it's fricking mutilated (i.e., doesn't have natural foreskin)
HAHAHAHA JESUS H CHRIST AMERILARDS ARE TRULY LORDED OVER BY israeliteS. HOW EMBARRASSING AND PATHETIC.
I don’t mind nudity in real art (painting and sculpture) but anytime you commit something to film it seems to instantly become pornographic and you get millions of horny little monkeys self-abusing to the images
Do you think you might just have that perception from watching mostly Hollywood stuff, where most nude scenes at least until recently tend to be pretty obviously and artlessly sexual? I don't consider the nudity in Peter Greenaway films to feel inherently pornographic at all, but he has a more painterly approach than most Hollywood directors.
I like scenes where men are naked in front of clothed women. It sounds gay but its not. This Keira Knightley one is the best imo.
https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
bruh I'm balding and taking fin causes ED AND shrinkage. Do I really have to live as a 6 inch dicklet and a bald freak?
I'm going to kill myself I can't take this.
This is based on self reported numbers. Actual measurements have completely different results.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Could be. Mine is 6.5, but my bro is big (8.5) and gay. I read that most gays tend to have a big dick than the straights.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's moronic and false as homosexuality is a result of childhood molestation.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>homosexuality is a result of childhood molestation.
People know you are simple. My bro was not molested.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>My bro was not molested.
That he's told you about.
2 years ago
Anonymous
more headcanon and conjecture
more seethe and cope
2 years ago
Anonymous
gigacope, homophobic dicklet
2 years ago
Anonymous
Molestation is just one cause. Some of them were just improperly socialized, some never learned to act as men to gain peer approval and so they seek approval through homosex. Some have weird issues with hating/fearing women.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This aptly describes myself.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Same. Parents divorced so it was 50/50 split between single mother and a father who never tried to involve me in anything he did
2 years ago
Anonymous
I just like providing comfort to men, because I feel like they get the short end of the emotional stick from society. They’re easier to sympathize with.
Women are more complicated and I can’t be bothered to play their games.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Interesting perception, but my bro was very popular in HS. He is just your average jock guy, who happens to prefer sex with men.
They probably adore their own penises to the point of turning gay
Might be, but he is not that type cuz he is an ass man.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They probably adore their own penises to the point of turning gay
2 years ago
Anonymous
You moron, look at it again....like the part that literally states all measurements were by researchers.
No it’s a thing with two metal rods that have springs inside and you collapse it and then strap your dick in and it expands and keeps it under tension. If you get one just make sure you follow the instructions and take breaks with it and expect results to come more slowly than the manufacturer claims. The one I bought from said something like 4 inches in a matter of months but my little progress has taken almost a year
is that the thing that tapes it to your thigh for 8 hours a day? did your erections and sensitivity suffer?
[...]
trust me they're low
[...]
source?
[...]
I either keep that inch or keep the hair can't do both.
Sorry forgot you asked, no there hasn’t been any change in sensitivity or erection quality
No it’s a thing with two metal rods that have springs inside and you collapse it and then strap your dick in and it expands and keeps it under tension. If you get one just make sure you follow the instructions and take breaks with it and expect results to come more slowly than the manufacturer claims. The one I bought from said something like 4 inches in a matter of months but my little progress has taken almost a year
>insecure dicklets taking a risk that could lead to ED.
I pity you guys... lmao
I think my favorite is the shower scene in Starship Troopers. It's obviously there as an excuse to put some breasts in the movie, but it's treated so casually that it somehow manages, at least for me, to feel more worthwhile than it might otherwise. The characters aren't just showering and looking sexy, they're joking and laughing together.
I wish that casual, carefree attitude to nudity was more common in movies and in real life. I'm not on Europe's dick on everything like a lot of lefties, but I think the whole "it's just a body" attitude is positive and it would be better if casual nudity and nudism were regarded as just ordinary aspects of life rather than something to snicker at.
I'd love it too, but as long as we've got israelites trying to sexualize everything and blacks with no impulse control, the risks simply outweigh whatever benefits might come of having that shift in attitude.
This. I think a real society, a real cohesive people could be fine with some limited public nudity, but thinking of implementing it in America my first thought is there’s no way we could do it and protect children from all the pedos, israelites, trannies, and Black folk we got running around
You hit the nail on the head, anon. I think we actually are slowly moving towards more acceptance of casual nudity with topfreedom and stuff, but the way things are going, it will always be forced to coexist with sexual degeneracy and the constant threat immigration poses.
I remember on Adam Curry's (MTV VJ) appearance on Michael Malice's podcast he mentioned that growing up in the Netherlands it was normal for changing rooms to be co-ed and nudity wasn't an issue, I wonder if that being phased out correlates with increases in immigration.
It used to be like that in a lot of places. My dad told me that back in the '50s, kids would swim naked in gym class and that was just how it was. I don't think it was co-ed, but there was still a far more casual attitude towards nudity and people were able to separate nudity and sex.
my little sisters are ten year old twins and were swimming nude sunday. it was just family but no one cared. my other sister is 18 and had a thong on. my sister in law is 28 and had a half thong
2 years ago
Anonymous
See, ideally this wouldn't even be a remarkable occurrence. But we've got guys like
omg
so it's always going to be sexualized.
2 years ago
Anonymous
if they're hot then any nudity is going to be at least a little sexual.
but it's probably less of an issue for people who aren't descended from quakers.
2 years ago
Anonymous
all the women were showing so much skin it wasn't noticeable. my mom is 48 and had a bikini on. my nephew is three and got hosed off naked.
that's why my sisters were nude, they got sand in their suits form the volleyball pit but just went back in the pool.
it was beautiful, but not really sexual. my sister in laws ass drive me insane tho, ngl
2 years ago
Anonymous
you sound like a well adjusted person
i'm a deviant coomer, but i hide it well. still i'd be 'mirin'
2 years ago
Anonymous
The weirdness extends to men as well
Guys hanging around shirtless has become overly sexualized and people attach their own stigma to it.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I never wear a shirt ever. duck that gay topless male nudity shit
family religious? denomination?
curious if american christians would even countenance family naked time.
we go to church on holidays, at least my mom does. Roman catholic. Italian, Irish, German and probably anglo. mom had me when she was just 15.
you sound like a well adjusted person
i'm a deviant coomer, but i hide it well. still i'd be 'mirin'
I am this coomer here--
As for the kiera knightley stuff.. no. I want to tear off her clothes and devour her and frick her brains out. then I want to spend all day making love to her slender body before ravaging her ass and making her shart my seed out in the sneed, hanging her head in shame.
no. no, I dont want any cfnm stuff with kiera.
2 years ago
Anonymous
family religious? denomination?
curious if american christians would even countenance family naked time.
also it wasn't family naked time. only my mom and sister were close enough to see any detail
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wish I grew up in a situation where it was normal to just go skinny dipping with the boys and hang out naked. If nudity didn't have a stigma around it I would have been naked virtually all the time in the summer.
2 years ago
Anonymous
this i spent my entire teens nevernude except in the shower
god damn it what a wasted time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I wish I was at least naked more in locker rooms. One time a few of my friends and I went to a pool and one got naked in the locker room while they were changing without wrapping a towel around himself like the others and my other friends were laughing and telling him to cover himself while he stood there and asked why its such a big deal, and frick do I wish I got naked with him.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>If nudity didn't have a stigma around it I would have been naked virtually all the time in the summer.
/this
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I hate the fact that the second you remove your shirt, someone has to mention the ‘gay tension’
It ruins the moment, more so if it actually hot and bothersome.
Athletes don’t care as much so, in my football days locker room nudity was a common thing
2 years ago
Anonymous
>If nudity didn't have a stigma around it I would have been naked virtually all the time in the summer.
>If nudity didn't have a stigma around it I would have been naked virtually all the time in the summer.
/this
>tfw you will never live in a clothing optional society in which you can be the only one walking around naked on a sweltering hot day and get only gentle teasing from people about your nudity
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sounds like urbanite degenerates
2 years ago
Anonymous
we live in hockessin, delaware. less than two miles from Joe biden.
2 years ago
Anonymous
family religious? denomination?
curious if american christians would even countenance family naked time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm a conservative Christian and I have no problem with non-sexualized casual nudity. Modesty is not just how you dress. It's attitude and it's also context, which can be very complex.
I remember on Adam Curry's (MTV VJ) appearance on Michael Malice's podcast he mentioned that growing up in the Netherlands it was normal for changing rooms to be co-ed and nudity wasn't an issue, I wonder if that being phased out correlates with increases in immigration.
I have a 9" dick an am an expert of dick sizes due to being bi.
Pretty every dick stereotype is true. Blacks are like 1" longer on average than white guys, and Asians, depending on the nationality, are about 1 to 0.5" shorter.
Also girls can fit thicker dicks than you think. Imo most girls could take 6" thick without much trouble after some work.
Fair compromise if it means less sex scenes. I’m not against them fundamentally, they’re just boring, distracting, unsexy and unengaging for the most part.
That's sort of limiting though because in a viasual medium not everything needs to be clearly justifiable in terms of words/plot. Just like you couldn't really verbalize whether every extravagance in a Fellini movie is "necessary" to the plot, I don't think every instance of a character being nude has to be strictly "necessary". It could just intuitively make sense for a character to be naked in a moment where they could be clothed, and nudity has been a feature of visual art for millenia because the human form is inherently beautiful and interesting for its own sake, so let it be used as a director sees fit, just as in a painting or sculpture.
>Do you like casual nude scenes?
I'm pretty sure we don't see more male nudity because most actors would need prosthetics. Not every man can be Jesse Williams, but they can be Arnold.
On the topic of penis sizes I recently came across this one website https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com/ and was astonished by how big this makes me look, especially since I'm the same height as the girl and have a 6.7in long penis that's over 6in, sometimes 6.5in around. I've never had sex and don't plan to but I've wondered if it would be an issue.
agreed. cfnm is gay af. it's really popular in mainstream now too, just women feminizing and infantilizing men and men dont even notice cuz female attention and gains and muh dick.
this world is gay
not fat. in good shape.
man ass is feminizing and infantilizing. flaccid dicks are pathetic.
you're feminizing men right now by shaming them as a woman would you fricking simpleminded dupe.
sauce?
>that ass slap
based. love a nice boybutt
for me its cfnm
holy based
thoughts?
needs more boybutt
Don't you see them?
barely. needs MORE
How many butts can a scene have?
Doesn't need many, just need to be clearly visible, not some side but from 20ft away.
Any examples?
I really wish someone would convince Hollywood feminists that CFNM scenes are a great way to undermine the patriarchy and create images of female dominance over men, then we'd get them in every other movie. Whether the woman is laughing at the guy, laughing with him, is turned on by him or is just nonchalant about the nudity it is such a great scenario and needs to be explored more in movies.
UK is more inclined towards it with tv shows and whatnot
https://thisvid.com/videos/host-and-guest-laugh-at-nice-guys-with-small-penis/
Not huge on either of those, the Naked Attraction situation is too sterile and divorced from real-feeling human interaction and scenarios, and the tone of the latter is just offputting. Even when the guy is being laughed at I'm not big on overly humiliating stuff, I prefer it having a more lighted feel like this scene: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OVc3ZDCfByE
Skins also had that great scene where Joe Dempsie walked around naked.
How about this?
2:56 she measures him
Eh, doesn't really do anything for me. Just having the dick out isn't nearly the same dynamic as complete nudity vs completely dressed, and the redneck does nothing for me anyway.
I wish I could find the cfnm porn with the British swim instructor who gets stuck naked in a French hotel and has to ask some French women for help, it isn't amazing or anything but the women's fascination and encouragement of his "lifestyle choice" to be a nudist is so hot to me.
is my favorite in this thread.
is this the way you are irl? or is it just a fetish. I mean, you like naked women right?
What's the instinctual reasoning though?
I imagine its based in some level of fear, as sometimes laughing is a natural reaction to scary situations to subdue the fear i presume.
it's just embarrassing to see a man nude. asses are infantile and feminine. dicks are nonthreatening, especially when flaccid.
There's also the fact that men can be just as self conscious as women when naked in front of people.
I love naked women. It is a fetish, I'm heterosexual (cue the "yeah right"s) and the appeal of CFNM for me is less in looking at the naked man than about imagining myself as the naked man. I love the thought of feeling a woman's eyes looking over my naked body, and of her amused/playful/casual etc. reaction to my nudity. The thought of being in the guy from Skins' situation in front of a bunch of women I know laughing and playfully teasing me gets me diamonds.
It may be a niche fetish, but its hardly just a gay thing, which is why CFNM stuff tends to be on the heterosexual section versions of porn sites. Does the thought of being completely naked and soaking wet in front of a conservatively dressed Kiera Knightly really not do anything for you?
as a fetish yeah. I love the maternal/wifey duty aspect of it, especially in handjob videos, where I prefer cfnm. a man naked in front of a clothed woman IS like being naked in front of your mom and a little girl at the same time
Male stripper stuff makes me sick tho, until that one woman gets naked and fricked
I'd love to frick her brains out as well, and I don't think that's in conflict with my CFNM fetish, they're just two scenarios I like. I'd love to make out with and fondle a woman in a nice jacket, button up shirt and jeans and feel her clothes against my naked body as she feels me up until she eventually gets naked as well and we frick like animals. My fetish exists alongside my more conventional desire for women, not instead of it.
I could never do cfnm w/ young kiera. tbh, she'd never have clothes on long enough.
she wouldnt be able to open her eyes long enough
that's why I hate mcu so much, they take herschlag and just have her putzing around like a regular at some male strip club in ohio.
Happy first season is wonderful. Wtf happened second season?
As for the kiera knightley stuff.. no. I want to tear off her clothes and devour her and frick her brains out. then I want to spend all day making love to her slender body before ravaging her ass and making her shart my seed out in the sneed, hanging her head in shame.
no. no, I dont want any cfnm stuff with kiera.
this guy gets it.
one time this woman i was hooking up with came over after a long shift. i got out of the shower and she started teasing me in her business clothes. came so fast it scared her lmao she inadvertently checked too many fetish boxes at once
Jealous, that sounds hot as frick.
>I wish I could find the cfnm porn with the British swim instructor who gets stuck naked in a French hotel and has to ask some French women for help, it isn't amazing or anything but the women's fascination and encouragement of his "lifestyle choice" to be a nudist is so hot to me.
Found it: https://xfantazy.com/video/5c88b8f908e315501e7e760a
First time I'm seeing the entire video in one spot rather than specific sections, the part I'm talking about is at 22:55 although there is other CFNM stuff in it.
Again, the execution isn't amazing, the guy's acting in particular is (naturally) porn tier, but frick me I would kill to have this experience.
how about this?
?t=90
this kinda counts too I suppose although you dont see much but its implied
https://thisvid.com/videos/uk-tv-show-ashes-to-ashes-guys-naked-in-front-of-female/
>CFNM
?
Clothed female, nude male. Think voyeur women, exhibitionist men, but less performance art?
ah ty
women are incapable of voyeurism
>women are incapable of voyeurism
You've never been in a situation where the women around you had actual, not pretend/larped, power above you.
No matter what she will be thinking about her body. Its like a field seeing the reaper
Thats not what im talking about. Thats just childish curiosity
No female nudity at all. The make nudity is all accidental and plot driven.
When the woman undresses it is to display herself to the man. Cfnm is a larp
Women are naked underneath their clothes. They are always nude. Their bodies are where humans come from
>childish
she was 20
>women arent childish up until menopause
Did you frick her?
Not even close to true. I knew a girl who used to spy on me when I'd go to pee. I'd pretend not to notice her always standing there with her eye peeking through the cracked door
yah, because you're gay.
I used like it to but that category on every porn site is dominated by those bogged slags with the ugly British accents. They even had a cameo on Euphoria, fricking hate them so much.
That is frustrating, I don't know why the one studio producing for that fetish has to be all awful wienerney(?) women. Have Cadey Mercury make an easy payday by playfully mocking naked guys.
Fake Taxi is probably the only good porn that came out of the UK.
It’s truly an erotic art
Not into CFNM but clothed women are so much sexier than plain nude ones.
as long as they've got big breasts
kys homosexual
why does it looks so soft, mine is hard and rough?
are you a cowboy? i sit on my ass all day, stand at work and i have a nice, round, soft ass.
not really, i used to do a lot of sports when i was younger, but pretty much nothing in the last 5 years
is that dick real?
no, lol.
Obviously not
OH NO NO NO
Damn they got me. I thought it was real.
He's just being humble... that shit was real
what?! He confirms that is not real.
If it is real, he would be a superpornstar.
I’m honestly shocked and feel pretty good that people think that looks big when I know I’m bigger than a fake penis
That's his flaccid length.
His flaccid and erect length are still small than mine visually.
post wiener on /hm/
Seconded
Ehhh I’m a little shy because I fear someone would recognize my dick, but I can share my measurements
Flaccid I’m 4.5 to 5.5 inches depending on how relaxed my wiener is, and 5 inches in girth (circumference). Erect I’m almost 8 inches when at its hardest, generally around 7.5 on average and always 6+ in girth. Most condoms do not fit me and I always have to special order them online (MySize and MyOne condoms biggest sizes). When the dude was holding his dick and putting it away in his pants, I know mine was bigger because when my hand is placed on my shaft, there’s about another half hands length remaining uncovered on my dick, and girls have always been able to double fist my shaft with plenty of room left over.
please post it PLEASE
Give me a kik and I’ll share it
Don’t be jealous dude it’s not a good look
kik: jpj5588
literally nobody gives a shit about your text wall so shut the frick up if you're not gonna post your wiener
Sounds yummy. Do you have big balls or shoot big loads?
>I fear someone would recognize my dick
You realize in the clip that guy has like an 8 inch dangler
>uploaded in 2017
>still no age restricted
>almost 50K views
Youtube censorship working as intended
>it's fricking mutilated (i.e., doesn't have natural foreskin)
HAHAHAHA JESUS H CHRIST AMERILARDS ARE TRULY LORDED OVER BY israeliteS. HOW EMBARRASSING AND PATHETIC.
Trying too hard
>Ahmed is thinking about american dicks again
lmao
why does the lady have a deeper voice than everyone else
is this the michelle obama story
Kek thanks, anon
Why am I hard?
Only when there's naked men.
pointless roastie service
Today with free porn on the net it just looks try hard and completely unneccessary in film and TV.
only when its attractive men. more scenes like this?
I don’t mind nudity in real art (painting and sculpture) but anytime you commit something to film it seems to instantly become pornographic and you get millions of horny little monkeys self-abusing to the images
Do you think you might just have that perception from watching mostly Hollywood stuff, where most nude scenes at least until recently tend to be pretty obviously and artlessly sexual? I don't consider the nudity in Peter Greenaway films to feel inherently pornographic at all, but he has a more painterly approach than most Hollywood directors.
I like scenes where men are naked in front of clothed women. It sounds gay but its not. This Keira Knightley one is the best imo.
https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
>British people call dicks knobs
This will never not be funny.
More often called wieners in UK tbh.
>no tush grabbing
waste
uhhhh illegal
wat. its from mainstream uk movie. it was literally in the cinema and theres dvds and blu rays of it on amazon
immoral, then
Wasnt Keira 15 when she made this?
kek yep, she showed her breasts in the movie too
For me its Blue Velvet, gets bonus points for having an ENF scene too. Lynch truly is a patrician.
I CAN FIX HER
I'LL CALL HER MOMMY AND I'LL BE HER BABY BUT IT WILL BY WHOLESOME AND NURTURING NOT WEIRD AND CREEPY LIKE DENNIS HOPPER
Thoughts?
https://redgifs.com/watch/oilycraftyaurochs
https://redgifs.com/watch/victoriousseparatejumpingbean
https://redgifs.com/watch/toughwideeyedcusimanse
https://redgifs.com/watch/acceptabledeadlyowlbutterfly
>redgifs doesn't host webms anymore, only mp4s
sucks because you could post them here
Yes, but women
Carla Gugino is so fricking hot
Just messaged you guys
So is he telling the truth
Kek
Post it gay
trip 8s for the 8 incher, eh batter batter batter
kik swingstrokes
lets see anon
Yeah. Not enough casual nudity. Especially of young guys...
https://thisvid.com/videos/summer-of-85-with-eng-subs/
Good thread
what's with hollywood thinking that people walk around nude all the time?
https://thisvid.com/videos/woman-invades-the-mens-shower-and-embarrasses-them-cfnm/
Yes but uncensored
I don’t like any nude scenes. Anything with nudity is porn, and thus cannot be art. By trying to be art, with nudity, it fails to even be good porn.
>Anything with nudity is porn, and thus cannot be art.
Fake news
t. Yank
michelangelo btfo
Are you around age 20 and living in america? You know they are brainwashing you to make you think like that.
>tfw 6.69 inch dicklet
anyone know any PE techniques that actually work and don't destroy penis?
Don't do it cuz it would lead to ED.
Learn how to use yours.
bruh I'm balding and taking fin causes ED AND shrinkage. Do I really have to live as a 6 inch dicklet and a bald freak?
I'm going to kill myself I can't take this.
Then lower your standards. You will find the ugly women having the pure heart.
Balding is because you’re stressed an unhealthy. Unless you’re gonna change your whole lifestyle just shave it off
>6 inch
You are above the average
This is based on self reported numbers. Actual measurements have completely different results.
Could be. Mine is 6.5, but my bro is big (8.5) and gay. I read that most gays tend to have a big dick than the straights.
That's moronic and false as homosexuality is a result of childhood molestation.
>homosexuality is a result of childhood molestation.
People know you are simple. My bro was not molested.
>My bro was not molested.
That he's told you about.
more headcanon and conjecture
more seethe and cope
gigacope, homophobic dicklet
Molestation is just one cause. Some of them were just improperly socialized, some never learned to act as men to gain peer approval and so they seek approval through homosex. Some have weird issues with hating/fearing women.
This aptly describes myself.
Same. Parents divorced so it was 50/50 split between single mother and a father who never tried to involve me in anything he did
I just like providing comfort to men, because I feel like they get the short end of the emotional stick from society. They’re easier to sympathize with.
Women are more complicated and I can’t be bothered to play their games.
Interesting perception, but my bro was very popular in HS. He is just your average jock guy, who happens to prefer sex with men.
Might be, but he is not that type cuz he is an ass man.
They probably adore their own penises to the point of turning gay
You moron, look at it again....like the part that literally states all measurements were by researchers.
>south america
>self-reported
kek
NOO CHINGA TU MADRE ME wienerA ES VENTI QUATTRO INCHOS LONGOS
sure thing pedro
>N. Korea, 3.8"
>S. Korea, 4.3
Oh shit, best korea, what's going own?
Malnutrition.
Malnourished men plus probably got little to no exercise if not in the army
>Congo
no wonder waffle people likes to mess with the Congolese, stems from jealousy it seems
Do you guys measure from the skin, balls or pubic bone?
Both bp got me at 6.75in, normal got me 6.25in
>7"
>feel small as frick
>have to put in way more work to keep it in with big asses
There is no learning lmao, anything under 7x5 is not going to do much for any woman.
Traction device. I went from 4.75 to 6.25 so far
is that the thing that tapes it to your thigh for 8 hours a day? did your erections and sensitivity suffer?
trust me they're low
source?
I either keep that inch or keep the hair can't do both.
No it’s a thing with two metal rods that have springs inside and you collapse it and then strap your dick in and it expands and keeps it under tension. If you get one just make sure you follow the instructions and take breaks with it and expect results to come more slowly than the manufacturer claims. The one I bought from said something like 4 inches in a matter of months but my little progress has taken almost a year
Sorry forgot you asked, no there hasn’t been any change in sensitivity or erection quality
>insecure dicklets taking a risk that could lead to ED.
I pity you guys... lmao
naked men, even in great shape, are intrinsically funny.
fully clothed women are overwhelmingly sexual despite
Cringe
No
It degrades the work and only to attract pervs
I think my favorite is the shower scene in Starship Troopers. It's obviously there as an excuse to put some breasts in the movie, but it's treated so casually that it somehow manages, at least for me, to feel more worthwhile than it might otherwise. The characters aren't just showering and looking sexy, they're joking and laughing together.
I wish that casual, carefree attitude to nudity was more common in movies and in real life. I'm not on Europe's dick on everything like a lot of lefties, but I think the whole "it's just a body" attitude is positive and it would be better if casual nudity and nudism were regarded as just ordinary aspects of life rather than something to snicker at.
I'd love it too, but as long as we've got israelites trying to sexualize everything and blacks with no impulse control, the risks simply outweigh whatever benefits might come of having that shift in attitude.
This. I think a real society, a real cohesive people could be fine with some limited public nudity, but thinking of implementing it in America my first thought is there’s no way we could do it and protect children from all the pedos, israelites, trannies, and Black folk we got running around
You hit the nail on the head, anon. I think we actually are slowly moving towards more acceptance of casual nudity with topfreedom and stuff, but the way things are going, it will always be forced to coexist with sexual degeneracy and the constant threat immigration poses.
It used to be like that in a lot of places. My dad told me that back in the '50s, kids would swim naked in gym class and that was just how it was. I don't think it was co-ed, but there was still a far more casual attitude towards nudity and people were able to separate nudity and sex.
my little sisters are ten year old twins and were swimming nude sunday. it was just family but no one cared. my other sister is 18 and had a thong on. my sister in law is 28 and had a half thong
See, ideally this wouldn't even be a remarkable occurrence. But we've got guys like
so it's always going to be sexualized.
if they're hot then any nudity is going to be at least a little sexual.
but it's probably less of an issue for people who aren't descended from quakers.
all the women were showing so much skin it wasn't noticeable. my mom is 48 and had a bikini on. my nephew is three and got hosed off naked.
that's why my sisters were nude, they got sand in their suits form the volleyball pit but just went back in the pool.
it was beautiful, but not really sexual. my sister in laws ass drive me insane tho, ngl
you sound like a well adjusted person
i'm a deviant coomer, but i hide it well. still i'd be 'mirin'
The weirdness extends to men as well
Guys hanging around shirtless has become overly sexualized and people attach their own stigma to it.
I never wear a shirt ever. duck that gay topless male nudity shit
we go to church on holidays, at least my mom does. Roman catholic. Italian, Irish, German and probably anglo. mom had me when she was just 15.
I am this coomer here--
also it wasn't family naked time. only my mom and sister were close enough to see any detail
I wish I grew up in a situation where it was normal to just go skinny dipping with the boys and hang out naked. If nudity didn't have a stigma around it I would have been naked virtually all the time in the summer.
this i spent my entire teens nevernude except in the shower
god damn it what a wasted time.
I wish I was at least naked more in locker rooms. One time a few of my friends and I went to a pool and one got naked in the locker room while they were changing without wrapping a towel around himself like the others and my other friends were laughing and telling him to cover himself while he stood there and asked why its such a big deal, and frick do I wish I got naked with him.
>If nudity didn't have a stigma around it I would have been naked virtually all the time in the summer.
/this
Yeah I hate the fact that the second you remove your shirt, someone has to mention the ‘gay tension’
It ruins the moment, more so if it actually hot and bothersome.
Athletes don’t care as much so, in my football days locker room nudity was a common thing
>If nudity didn't have a stigma around it I would have been naked virtually all the time in the summer.
>tfw you will never live in a clothing optional society in which you can be the only one walking around naked on a sweltering hot day and get only gentle teasing from people about your nudity
Sounds like urbanite degenerates
we live in hockessin, delaware. less than two miles from Joe biden.
family religious? denomination?
curious if american christians would even countenance family naked time.
I'm a conservative Christian and I have no problem with non-sexualized casual nudity. Modesty is not just how you dress. It's attitude and it's also context, which can be very complex.
>My dad told me that back in the '50s, kids would swim naked in gym class and that was just how it was
And then integration happened. Councidence?
Good point. That was in the south, too.
I remember on Adam Curry's (MTV VJ) appearance on Michael Malice's podcast he mentioned that growing up in the Netherlands it was normal for changing rooms to be co-ed and nudity wasn't an issue, I wonder if that being phased out correlates with increases in immigration.
>phased out
afaik that's still the norm in the Netherlands and Germany
yes, but i like non-casual nude scenes more
I have a 9" dick an am an expert of dick sizes due to being bi.
Pretty every dick stereotype is true. Blacks are like 1" longer on average than white guys, and Asians, depending on the nationality, are about 1 to 0.5" shorter.
Also girls can fit thicker dicks than you think. Imo most girls could take 6" thick without much trouble after some work.
>I have a 9" dick
No you don't, and if you did you'd wish it was smaller.
inb4 cope dicklet.
Inb5 cope u pathetic dick let b***h
does this count
god damn i love women's bodies when they're hot and healthy
it's like art, for my dick
This frame looks familiar, sauce?
its blue is the warmest color
99% sure
It is. I thought so, but wasn't sure.
Kek that file name.
only male nudes female nudes make me vomit lol
Fair compromise if it means less sex scenes. I’m not against them fundamentally, they’re just boring, distracting, unsexy and unengaging for the most part.
Only if it furthers the plot and it's done tastefully.
That's sort of limiting though because in a viasual medium not everything needs to be clearly justifiable in terms of words/plot. Just like you couldn't really verbalize whether every extravagance in a Fellini movie is "necessary" to the plot, I don't think every instance of a character being nude has to be strictly "necessary". It could just intuitively make sense for a character to be naked in a moment where they could be clothed, and nudity has been a feature of visual art for millenia because the human form is inherently beautiful and interesting for its own sake, so let it be used as a director sees fit, just as in a painting or sculpture.
>Do you like casual nude scenes?
I'm pretty sure we don't see more male nudity because most actors would need prosthetics. Not every man can be Jesse Williams, but they can be Arnold.
the new Time Traveler's Wife show has a lot of male nudity, no penis tho
dats hot
What the frick, was this really in the show.
i wish i had a twin to blow me
It’s not a twin, it’s himself
>6" is above average
Isnt the average bloated with micro dicked chinks and pajeets?
when was the last time someone asked you your penis size?
the vast majority of studies are self reported, aka bogus.
My workplace has annual penis checks
The frick
The last Friday of every month when it's penis inspection day at work.
On the topic of penis sizes I recently came across this one website https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com/ and was astonished by how big this makes me look, especially since I'm the same height as the girl and have a 6.7in long penis that's over 6in, sometimes 6.5in around. I've never had sex and don't plan to but I've wondered if it would be an issue.
OP's mom inspects the penises
yes
source?
Not Another Teen Movie
Areola was the GOAT
This is literally the gayest thread in Cinemaphile history
agreed. cfnm is gay af. it's really popular in mainstream now too, just women feminizing and infantilizing men and men dont even notice cuz female attention and gains and muh dick.
this world is gay
>being naked is feminising and infantilising
how fat are you
not fat. in good shape.
man ass is feminizing and infantilizing. flaccid dicks are pathetic.
you're feminizing men right now by shaming them as a woman would you fricking simpleminded dupe.