Do you like movies where the loner gets the girl?

Do you like movies where the loner gets the girl?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has to treat the woman like a baby
    No I don't

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude this is so incredibly accurate to how I feel when speaking to most women. Fpbp

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A guy who doesn't like talking to people is a huge red flag for women. This comic is completely unrealistic.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      As it should be

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This always amuses me considering the fact that serial killers often have families and are prominent members of their community.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but there are worse things than serial killlers. Weirdos. Rapists.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          almost all sexual assault is committed by someone who already knows the victim: a friend, a partner, a family member.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats an even better reason not to get to know a rapist weirdo.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. The power ranking is
          >Chad
          >serial killer
          >normal guy
          >rapist
          >guy who gives me the ick

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          nothing worse than being an incel

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          yea every man i meet is a rapist time to go out tonight and get trashed lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?????
      hell no dude are you moronic? The guy can be a complete turbo social autist, as long as he is sexy and handsome they don't give a frick they want your child.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        this isn't true, i have first hand knowledge
        yes they want it but women will never make the first move and neither will you if you really are like that

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The guy can be a complete turbo social autist, as long as he is sexy and handsome they don't give a frick
        nah
        you don't understand how social women are
        they care a LOT about how you behave and how you interact with others. incels joke about "just be confident bro" but it unironically is true, women are attracted to confidence like flies to shit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol. Social reputation and integration are far and away the biggest factors for how a woman is going to see and treat you. I've got a couple of deformities that have most random women all but sneer at me if I encounter them in a neutral setting with no social placement context. But once they see how other women who know me treat me, or how the "chads" they reflexively lust for interact with me, suddenly it's like the issues of my appearance never existed. Why do you think you can go months or years as a single man and not have any women make cold approaches on you, but the second you're out and about with your girlfriend, or are wearing a wedding band, it's like they're tripping over themselves to get you in trouble with your wife?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah this only works when the guy is a 1%er looks wise. Look at Patterson in twilight. Do you think girls would be into those movies if Jonah Hill was casted as Edward?

        From cute, brooding and mysterious to creepy schoolshooter

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >From cute, brooding and mysterious to creepy schoolshooter
          lol, I have had multiple people independently tell me I reminded them of the unabomber out of nowhere, and this was before be became a meme too.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I would think that, just look at Adam Driver. Ugliest man I've ever seen and he's a sex symbol because... they say so. That's how women work, as long as other girls also think it.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's 6'4

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >someone said he's handsome
            >so he must be
            high valuecels are pathetic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >go out on friday night
        >there's a pretty slavic woman
        >not much interaction with her, interacting with others
        >when standing in a circle with several outside laughs at something I said
        >inside bar, not even looking or addressing her in anyway but randomly asks me my name
        I left soon after with two other friends that wanted to leave but was I supposed to do something here?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          She wanted the D

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think moron?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I used to be a socially moronic homosexual in high school and girls loved me and flocked to me. Now I'm still a socially moronic homosexual but fatter and balding so no girls flock to me anymore

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only for normal women. You're forgetting there are schizoid women as well.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No there isn't, all women are normies.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guys like to imagine a girl will randomly appear and throw herself at him even though he’s completely asocial and unapproachable. Of course it’s unrealistic. It’s a fantasy.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It hasn't happened for almost 30 years so far, but it's bound to happen soon. I will prove that you can meet the perfect girl even if you never go outside and hardly anybody knows you even exist. I will it!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Happened to me
        Stalker girls exists and I got one
        She's kinda bonkers tho
        But she's cute and gave me a chance so I'll stay with her untill I die

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Happened to me. Just don't expect anything beyond 5/10.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personally it's usually been the type of quirky cute I'm really into.
          But they're always Mexican for some reason, not that I might, I love tortillas. Just a disturbing trend.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >brownoids

            Yes very disturbing

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Could be worse. Had an obese black girl crushing on me once, it was terrifying. She got into fights with all the other girls I worked with because she was trying to mark her territory.

              Every moment of the day I was terrified she might fall on me and it'd be like that one gif.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was lucky and got a 6/10 but she was also pretty weird so I bounced. She did get married a few years later and popped some kids out.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, most guys try showing their attraction in one way or another, it's irresistible.
        ignoring women is an underrated art.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I kept ignoring a girl who liked me and kept giving me signals. Eventually she stopped

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            i just don't get it. there's women that give signals and there's others that say the just go cold for the guys they like. are we supposed to just fricking know?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not the "i'm too good for you" type of ignoring
            it's the "i'm too busy to obsess over women" type of ignoring

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or, hear me out: just ignore them.

          holy shit, is this wizard intuition?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t happen in real life. In real life you’ll keep standing there while girls twerk and puke and go home with some moron

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is completely false. You would go home all alone.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A girl in a cuphead cosplay did it to me at a convention.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s the sixth panel where he tries to start up a conversation but it ends up being stilted and awkward and she leaves?

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he do it, Cinemaphile?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is literally me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, he's just like me

        I do this.

        Quite honestly me

        Yep. There we go. Literally me.

        Yeah, except a woman would never approach you.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's true. But in the event one did I'd still frick it up.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It did happen when I was young and in school. I autistically shut them all down because I am allergic to pussy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He shouldn't make eye contact

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      never knew I was based until I saw myself from someone elses eyes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, he's just like me

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont understand why anyone would actually enjoy my presence.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women are an empty canvass for you to groom anon

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't groom a canvas, stupid.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the universe enjoys your presence anon

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          no it doesn't

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy your presence very much, anon. I know who you are and I have a crush on you. I read all your posts.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're right i don't enjoy your presence -leaves-

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          mangekyo sharingan!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quite honestly me

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      in reality he's just imagining the entire scenario. No random woman even talked to him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. There we go. Literally me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally me
      >Finally get tired of it in my late 20s
      >Force myself to go out
      >Still miserable being social but push through it and try to make it work
      >Socially awkward girl is usually around the group I'm at
      >She's cute but weird and not very talkative
      >Try to bring her into the conversation despite never having anything to say
      >One day she invites me out alone afterwards
      >Hang out, ask if she's interested in me
      >Date for a few months
      >Get gets pregnant
      >Take responsibility and ask her to marry me
      >We're happy for a few months
      >She's starts having bad cramps but we chalk it up to normal baby stuff
      >When it finally comes time to birth, complications happen
      >Both her and baby die
      >Back to having nothing
      >Can't even muster the energy to go out and try anymore
      >Contemplate suicide more and more every day
      🙂

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        fake story

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        very sad if true

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You killed that girl homosexual, should've accepted your inceldom

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your sperm was so poisonous it created a mutant and killed her, you deserve to die

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait a minute, are you saying that anon is peter parker?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry that happened buddy, I can't fully and directly relate, but I was with a woman who aborted our baby and broke up with me in the same day. I can sort of understand the complete and utter destruction of any desire to move or do anything after such an event.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You must've been really ahitty for her to do that. I'm glad she got away from you

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I had any sense I'd have cut her into chunks and salted her along a mountain range. I'd have been too prime a suspect and I don't trust my ability to get away with it.

            To be fair, you dodged a bullet my dude. I'm sure it was harsh, but that there would have ended your life.

            Nearly did, yes. It isn't something you get over easily. I haven't been able to look at people the same. And I was nearly catatonic for a year after.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I can see why she aborted your demonic offspring and left your ass lol

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're trying your best.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Goes on rant about his violent murder fantasies unprompted
                >"Dude... Why did she leave... Frick... This hurts bros..."
                You are a joke

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, you dodged a bullet my dude. I'm sure it was harsh, but that there would have ended your life.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you romanian? most women in 1st world have an obstetrician to talk to about that stuff

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can you be socialiable enough to go to a party but not to talk.

      I've never been to a party. Can pretty much anyone just show up. Its like those old 90s high school movies where half the school shows up

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he just like me fr fr

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ever getting approached by a woman in the first place
      Edit out the woman entirely and it's exactly /literallyme/

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      me when i feel any ounce of a connection forming between another being

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't like people, huh?
    >Not particularly, no.
    >...
    >...
    >...
    >...
    >...

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    these types of relationships never last

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have no words to describe how asinine these comics are. they're clearly written by a disgusting self-important loser of a woman who, although she cant stop chasing abusive dudes because her pussy is stronger than her brain, on the internet she's a strong feminist who idealizes about a nice respectful boy (that she will eventually get bored with). had too many experiences with these types already. they want you to be nice and sweet at first, but after a while they wont look at you unless you shock and offend her.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing more unattractive to women than autism. They can sniff it out from miles away. One stutter and they know, and then they shut down.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      my sister doesnt seem to care

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you’re right anon, she’s been very understanding with me and i’m very grateful for that

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      More autists need to sociopathmaxx if they want to attract women

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This pretty much, except the stutter.
      I have some autistic traits, did an online assessment and I'm right on the border, if I had answered one or two of the questions differently -- which I would have had I answered it at a different time of day -- it would have assessed me as autistic.
      Not particularly high functioning, more like mid-functioning. High empathy though so I know exactly how they perceive me, and I'm fine with it. I'd rather they buy the clueless persona I hawk.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This pretty much, except the stutter.
      I have some autistic traits, did an online assessment and I'm right on the border, if I had answered one or two of the questions differently -- which I would have had I answered it at a different time of day -- it would have assessed me as autistic.
      Not particularly high functioning, more like mid-functioning. High empathy though so I know exactly how they perceive me, and I'm fine with it. I'd rather they buy the clueless persona I hawk.

      This is why I only talk to autistic women

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you chase them out of their rooms?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >....................................................................I like to drive

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    0 women in history have ever talked to a guy first

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0 women in history have ever talked to a sub 8 first
      fixed

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    A friend of mine described me to a bunch of people as "haha anon hates people haha yeah he can't stand listening to them haha he just wants to be left alone lol". It sucks because I really care about people, I value them a lot and it matters a lot that the people I know are doing alright. I just struggle with small talk, which just seems to get in the way of actually getting to know anyone.

    It's been like a month and I still think about it. It troubles me that someone I consider a friend would just completely misunderstand how I see the world, just because I find talking about beer and porn pointless.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The truth is, the game was rigged from the start

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cereal Killers are entirely justified

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are idiots. Take control of the narrativex

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So this guy is going around, listening to every woman complaint, to compile a 100 and plus lines list, to fortify an unbelievable reason as to why women don't like him?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a joke anon

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >107. don't be autistic

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the hypocritical stuff on the list just goes to show that women aren't a monolith, like men. I like fat b***hes, bug-eyed b***hes, curly-headed b***hes, kind b***hes who'll also put me in my place, non-virgin b***hes who know how to frick real good, b***hes who make more money than me and want a stay-at-home husband, all kinds of b***hes that don't fit into the innocent virgin child that disgusting desensitized Cinemaphile trolls would otherwise like to corrupt. Yet we're both men and are thrown under the same umbrella of what men want. So stupid. I want a chubby of-age pervert who asserts herself, the other guy wants the opposite. It doesn't make sense. Women have got to stop the "you'll never get a girlfriend that's not what women want let me speak for women" act already. I'm a niche taste most people wouldn't think gets laid and I have a market - everyone has a market. Find your market. Stop speaking for others.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop watching anime

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      these are fake ragebait.
      but a while ago I overheard my 40~yo neighbor talking to my mom about how the guy she was seeing was "too nice" because he asked her what movie they should watch

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this is fake
        >also I had a real world experience of the same thing
        literally what are you trying to say friend

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          the girl in the video is acting. There's tons of videos like that on the tiktoks and youtubes

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            and? the point is that you said you witnessed that real behavior yourself, from a fricking 40 y/o woman no less lmao.
            just because that particular video might be fake doesn't mean the message isn't correct.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That fricking list

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some day you guys will finally realize that the vast majority of women are borderline moronic and literally do not understand even the things coming out of their own mouths. They dont know 5'9" from 6'1", they cant comprehend 5" from 7", have zero clue of 50k well spent and 150k blown, and they definitely dont know what they want. Theyre mental children and repeat things other people have said around them. Theyre parrots, and youre letting yourselves be psyched out by them ... which makes you worse than that if you continue to fall for it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My cousin had the opportunity to settle with a nice guy. She refused because he was "too nice". She is 50 and single now

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is some peace in knowing that no woman was, is or ever will be interested in me whatsoever.

    Sure at the base level it's just coping, but I see nearly every man around me spend so much time, money and effort every single day on either trying to get a woman or in trying to keep his woman while I live care-free without ever even contemplating if anyone likes me or not. Makes life a lot simpler.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like my fiction to be more exciting.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many of you "autists" are just really socially awkward and nervous

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm one of those, I guess

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Awkward” doesn’t make money for pharmaceutical companies.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man can be two things

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same thing in the eyes of women

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a difference?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    too much suspension of disbelief

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the guy in this comic goes to a party even though he doesn't like talking to people?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's there to pick out his next victim

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm ugly and 5'7" and i will kill myself

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't matter, all that matters is how you behave and carry yourself

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. 5'11

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no one told me you have to actually approach women and ask them out and they won't do it to you
    >got a gf pretty quickly when I actually started asking women out

    Would've been nice to know this a bit sooner but oh well

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not doing it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. i just can't accept a rejection.
        i did once when i was twelve. it didn't feel good.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know where to talk to women. I'm not in school any more.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you don't, these discussions and comics are made for a college student audience.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take it he's drinking coffee and she's on her phone?
    Only way this is believable. I don't think I've ever talked to a female who wasn't at work who didn't have there phone out and looking at it.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women like this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Standard Freudian dilemma. They're torn between their innate carnal desires, while also wanting to fill the roles that society values more.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot to make him an entire head and shoulders taller than her

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm eatimg borger right now.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wet from the back
      Uh-oh stinky

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >his fingers are less than 6 inches long
        ngmi

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The right one doesn't have to try

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish it was all over bros

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon, but you gotta suck it up, we all have to

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros, what the the incel / looksmax forums people actually use now? I'm 30 and have never had a girlfriend.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      tiktok, twitter, youtube. Inceldom is mainstream now. It's that bad

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want the forums where incels post pics and ask if it's over and post looksmaxxed shit and looks crazy.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who here has had girls like them but never able to make a move.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even spoken to a woman in close to 20 years.
      hell I can't even remember the last time I was in the same room with a woman.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's 2023 anon, nobody knows what a woman is anymore.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      me. she was married.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but I'm also moronic so I literally have nothing to say to them.
      Here's a recent one: Some days ago a girl accidentally bumped on me at the supermarket, we both said sorry but she kept giggling at me and saying sorry then smiled at me again when we crossed paths twice after that, probably expecting me to make a move. Of course I didn't . What am I supposed to say?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women literally expect guys to be psychic

        On an ironic note I have very good intuition

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive literally rejected hot girls because of the anxiety of going on a "date"

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally haven't interacted with girls or society whatsoever since hs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's literally me

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does someone make this art just to make incels seethe

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've dated 3 girls, all of them extremely socially awkward quiet autists, as a socially awkward quiet autist.

    I won't say it's easy, as all 3 have been over the course of 12 years and have been my only girlfriends, but it's possible even as a quiet loser. The trick is to force yourself to hang around a group even if your inner self consciousness tells you that everyone hates you and wants you gone. Eventually just by hanging around and trying to have fun someone will gravitate toward you, and it's just on you to recognize the (usually blatant) signs they're into you and just man up and ask them out.

    Especially now days, so many people are horribly incompentent, just reaching out and asking people about their day and their plans for the week will immediately make you the center piece of conversation.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't need friends, I'd say Im content based schizo rambling to myself

      However I recognize that a social life is like a businss card.

      You probably do have to put on a literal mask to act like a turbo normie. Social media and all that shit

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you talking about? I'm not a person?

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    here are some tips anons 🙂
    be attractive
    dont be unattractive

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've had girls like me, one practically threw herself at me, but I guess from overall lack of experience I've never made any moves because I don't know how to make the essential steps.

      I'd say most 'cels aren't ugly, they're at the very least ok but have social issues

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    got a huge crush on my coworker. she has a 4 year old though so i know it's impossible.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have a crush on mine. she doesn't have a kid but doesn't give a frick about me. i gave her a compliment recently and now she doesn't even look at me anymore. don't think we'll ever speak again. i've thought about her every day all year and this is how it ends

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's probably too young in your example, but millions of girls ignore us every year.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do it anon, biggest regret of my life was not marrying a widow who loved fricking my brains out and having other girls join in. I was all freaked because she had a 6 yr old. I was 23 and moronic.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon i'm about to be 24 and i've never had a gf. i'm a khhv. i don't want a girl with a kid

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You'll want a kid in your 30's trust me and by then she will be an adult. You're a khv then take hold and never let go anon. You'll regret 100% in a few years no question.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and having other girls join in.
        wut

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          She liked picking up girls at the bar and seeing if they would eat her out or whatever, it was a power thing, guys are "too easy"

          Wait a minute, are you saying that anon is peter parker?

          Gotta love the world chicks get to live in.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm alone, not lonely.
    - Heat Man

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've had two girlfriends and have had a lot of sex AMA

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    arent there entire youtube channels dedicated to how western women are dumb

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're mainstream now cels

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't read unless you're content in staying a permavirgin

    I'm the high empathy borderline autist with no desire to couple with the vast majority of women.
    The thing to realize that is wrong about most of your worldviews and occasionally mine, is that you put the woman on a pedestal, not as much in the sense of worshipping them, rather you put them in a place of power by assuming they have no vulnerabilities, insecurities, or are just internally/cognitively a carbon copy of you with the added benefits of being (in your perception of them) supremely physically attractive and socially charismatic.
    Basically you presume to know their mind and assume they are just like you but better (and if you're autistic you assume everyone is like you without question). But no one can really know another's mind.

    It's wrong and a fantasy though. The thing about women is that their natural negging behaviours (e.g. ew guys that are nice give me the ick etc) come from a place of insecurity and self doubt on their part. It's done in an attempt to hide their own weaknesses and vulnerabilities, and as they say the best defense is a good offense. The facade appears strong but in reality it's as fragile as a soap bubble. Any man can completely deflate and utterly destroy a woman, not talking physically but mentally, if they so desired. The stronger desire of lust overshadows and precludes that though. Think of the physical qualities alone - a woman is physically weaker, cognitively less capable, handicapped by their biology that makes them cramp and excrete blood and gore once a month, has a shorter reproductive shelf life, and pregnancy transforms and distends their bodies into unrecognisable abominations. It's an absolute mountain of insecurities right there.

    For the high empathy people that realize this, unless we are sociopaths, the noble path of the (unironic) supreme gentleman is to treat them with gentle kindness at every turn even if they are unable to reciproca

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or, hear me out: just ignore them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      te, or we appear as effete, unattractive, undesirable doormats. This is related to what writers of the past have dubbed 'the mystery' of women. It is a mystery willfully maintained by men for women, because it would be otherwise unthinkably cruel to pluck all the feathers off a bird.
      This is the true redpill, and with this knowledge comes a decreased desire in playing the game, and you will subsequently be more than happy to accrue redflags and icks like badges of honour, hence the warning above.

      I had more to say but I lost my train of thought restructuring the post for word limit on phone, but basically youncan see where some of the behaviours men can't articulate or explain stem from this frustration.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah ok I remembered what else I wanted to say.

        What I said above is where the 'wrong, but kind of right' philosophy of 'treat women like children' come from. It's not so much a dig on their cognitive abilities, but ultimately to do with the fantasy facade we must allow them to maintain, and to help them maintain. The thing is though we must help them maintain it not just for their sake but for our own, because if the illusion is broken then it's a sorry world devoid of light and joy one creates for oneself.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I appreciate your posts and they resonate with me, being a high empathy autist myself.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I plan on getting in shape just so I can say that women will never get a piece for me being a khhv

    Call it stupid all you want but any motivation is still motivation

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is a woman?

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd argue it's not really a big deal.
      It's just typical Cinemaphile type banter, people being extreme and ridiculous for laughs in a situation that's stressful. The humor helps deal with it so you don't lash out at the person you're supporting.

      I do it with my friends too, most women joke about dating for money or tricking guys, but basically no woman actually does it because it's not worth the impact to your life if you do. There's a huge subset of prostitutes that do, but if you're picking up girls on tinder or sorority parties you know what you're getting into.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now THIS is me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't bother to paint in the white areas
      that's why you'll always be single, you're a complete frick up with no attention to detail.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this would be literally me if he was shorter and uglier and bald.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gave up when I realize no girl is going to date a virgin over 18

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1823
      >19 year old spinster: I gave up when I realized no man is going to date a non virgin over 18
      >2023
      >19 year old incel: I gave up when I realized no girl is going to date a virgin over 18
      Who the frick was responsible for this

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've become a based schizo where I revel in being a cel. Yeah it kind of sucks but it's kind of funny when I think of my whole story

    I'm the kingcel

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get passed never having sex and romance in high school. Thats when you're supposed to start

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone that hangs around zoomer girls, you'd be surprised how many are still virgins.
    I'm sure most have dated before, but finding a virgin isn't actually all that hard.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      what difference does it make, they aren't gonna be interested in some bald ugly 30 year old frick regardless lmao.
      sooner or later they will get frustrated enough that they will give it up for the best looking guy they can find on tinder. it's pretty funny the amount of complaints I have seen online that are to the effect of "He started swiping tinder right after taking my virginity" LOL

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i love young girls
        i get older they stay the same

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >As someone that hangs around zoomer girls, you'd be surprised how many are still virgins.
      Most of them are lying bro. I doubt there are many female virgins past middle school

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        touch grass my friend, the younger generation are all fricked socially and mentally. they have no real social connections and have grown up being groomed intro trannies.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the younger generation are all fricked socially and mentally
          Fortunately this isn't a problem for women when it comes to getting dick

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chad doesn't care my dude

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chad doesn't go for the mentally ill moron girls.
            He goes for the girls that are in his social circle, which are the prostitutes and prep bawds.

            Most these girls aren't on tinder.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Chad doesn't go for the mentally ill moron girls.
              If they're hot, he'll frick them
              And if Chad won't, Brad will
              No girl is unwanted

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you rather continue to be a virgin or to have sex once a week with someone who loves you but you are premature and impotent in your early 20's and unable to show emotions so she gradually keeps saying more and more that she's losing interest in you and you feel happy being with her but at the same time you are scared of commitment and being vulnerable to other people?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to die in my sleep already

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woah there big guy, got something you want to get off your chest?

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >17 years old and fighting in the UFC
    How does it feel knowing this guy gets more white teen pussy than you

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once paid a 19 year old stripper $200 to piss in my mouth. She said she will never forget me
    That was the high point in my life

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I woulda done it for 50

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I paid $100 a few times for kisses and hugs while I jerked off. She still does wellness checks on me once in a while.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know in SEA the escorts there actually provide picrel service now for people who have intimacy issues, you take the girls to dinner they sign a waiver , you pay them and they willingly get drugged. I’ve seen videos of it online

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          why don't you just get one of those fancy dolls at that point

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do this
          >Don't enact any sexual acts
          >Just stick weird stuff in their ass
          Imagine her waking up to shit out marbles and hotwheel cars and shit kek

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn’t do a single thing to her, I would listen. And that’s what none of her other customers did

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            why bother
            youre just gonna find somebody elses matchbox up there

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          intedasting

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was invited to party for the time in ages, and hit it off with some chick. She gave me her number but then I see she has like 20k followers on instagram, meanwhile I barely have social media presence at all and am generally an insular weirdo. I haven't even messaged her yet because I know she'll say it's weird or gives her the ick.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      just message her you giant fricking pussy, jesus fricking christ

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But she'll think I'm weird
        If she will, she already does. You lose nothing by risking a shot.

        Not to put him down, I hope it goes well, but I've seen women do that in order to shill their onlyfans/snapchat shit.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But she'll think I'm weird
      If she will, she already does. You lose nothing by risking a shot.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women nowadays make tiktoks about you if you ask them out. Then they will dox you and have armies of roasties harassing you and your family all because you thought "the worst she can do is say no"

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol
          okay kid, and how many times has that happened to you?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not a single time I'm a chad and women ask ME out and I make tiktoks to embarrass and humiliate THEM. I got your back, bro.

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lost virginity at 13
    >led a relationship through middle school to the end of high school
    >this has caused a spiral of one night flings, frickbuddies, and one cheating
    >now stuck in a boring relationship but am allowed to pursue my own venture without worry of money
    It's comfy but I'm not sure how much longer I can do being a sugar baby.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coupling for the expressed purpose of reproduction and companionship should be the final step of a man's journey.
    It will come naturally as you achieve the actually important things in life.

    Another error in thought that becomes a hangup is that "optimal gene capture" (I MUST reproduce with the most aesthetic member of the opposite sex) is the most important thing in life. It's not. Simply reproducing might be important. But we all came from a common ancestor and your genes are shared within your family cluster or some relative you didn't know existed, who will pass on the same genes you had in place of you, which will exist afterwards even if you yourself never reproduce.
    Beauty springs from ugliness and ugliness from beauty.
    >but I want loving companionship
    Most people won't and even when they have it don't feel like how you as a third party observer imagines or idealizes it to feel. That feeling you think others have exists only in your own head and you will only experience it in your own dreams. It's possible it doesn't really exist and an invention of poets trying to create beauty in a mundane world.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean even if you look at the great successful men of the past and look at the mothers of their children, half of them look like goblinas.
      Look at the wives of the richest men today. They all give you the men version of ick guaranteed.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    tip a girl 200 tokens to take her into private
    >she says "hey babe what do you want to see first, my breasts or my pussy"
    >tell her I'd rather just talk to her
    >she laughs
    >"is that your kink? talking? what do you want to talk about"
    >ask how old she is
    >"19, why?"
    >tell her she looks mature for her age
    >tell her she reminds me of my cousin Sally-Ann who was gonna be the first from our village to go to college in the big city before she got knocked up by the jones' kid, you know the one with the bad eye who liked to chew 'bacco out behind the barn
    >"you calling me old babe?"
    >tell her I didn't mean no offense
    >tell her the depth of her eyes belies her youth
    >she didn't know what I meant by that but seemed flattered
    >my tokens were running low at this point
    >tell her that I'll get more next month and not to worry about paying the bills and that I'll be there for her
    >come back next month and her account was gone
    >find out later her pimp killed her to sell her organs
    >never got to tell her she was my sister and that we got separated when we were little

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wanted to frick your sister? Sick man

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice story bro.
      Earliest instance I found of this was on Cinemaphile November last year, but I like the pimp addition.

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are you guys spending the holidays with?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      mary jane
      she's a nice girl

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not hairy
      No thanks.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know if I should ask this girl I'm talking with if she wants to hang out for New Years.
      We've been on 2 dates but nothing serious yet, so it feels like a bit of a jump to go from that to just sitting at my place watching the TV celebrations for New Years (since I'm definitely not going down town for that)

      Maybe I'll try to get her to hang out at my place this weekend and extend an offer to see if she's interested.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me mum and dad o course.
      Now who's the lass.

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I get an onlyfans?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you a twink

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ew

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's still time. A man doesnt come into his prim until his 60s

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s his grandson you sick frick

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a pro tip for you young bucks: If a woman smiles at you and makes eye contact with you ask her out. Now this won't guarantee anything but your chances are much higher. I'd say about 70% she'll accept. If a woman acts nicely towards you it's most times a sign of interest. Don't let the opportunity pass because it's a specific window of interest and it could close at any point. Women are like fish. You have to get them interested, then hook them, and finally make sure they never have a chance to jump back in the lake.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only time this happens to anyone here is at the checkout or while being served food and drink, and they are almost universally exceptions.

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of you desperate enough to frick this if given the chance? Nobody will ever know

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not without vetting hard first.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      definitely no

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like OPs who don't need to keep posting shit from this webcomic for attention

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't there any women with feet in my area?
    Should I lower my standards?

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never go to highschool and somehow get away with it without getting in legal trouble
    >stay home all day for the entirety of my teens
    >never speak to anyone IRL
    >become 20 and force myself to use OkCupid
    >get a date
    >feel so nervous i want to puke and shit at the same time
    >date goes great
    >have mix of good and terribly embarrassing dates for the next year
    >keep getting better

    I then spent the next 5 years dating lots of women because I was trying to compensate for my lack of social interaction for most of my life, but forgot to ever focus on making male friendships.

    At least you anons can relate to each other, I'm an oddity that can speak to women in a dating/relationship scenario, but have zero idea how to make friends, even online ones. Now I'm 32 with a long term gf but I have no social skills anymore and only interact with gf because she's all I care for. If I was single again, I'd be FRICKED.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people have no friends.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OkCupid
      I'm 32, it's too late for even online dating.

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is he covered in pee?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Covered in oil

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know what the joke is, but I still feel bad for the kid.
        My sister is a single mom, she’s a c**t and kinda deserves it but god I feel so bad for the kid. I try to do my best to bring her some joy in life, but there’s only so much I can do as the creepy uncle.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This reminds me of this woman I know (third order social circle connection) who begs online for money because she had to leave her abusive boyfriend. She has two kids and it just rips me apart inside knowing how much those kids are going to suffer because of her dumbshit decisions.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/y1YJtHh.jpg

        Do you like movies where the loner gets the girl?

        Why are women like this?

        why does she draw her men in such an intimidating manner? like lesbians or tamer looking kpop stars? And also barely any taller than the woman

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm guessing you're an esl and you meant domesticated or effeminate or something

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            sometimes we're just drunk and not esls

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not what domesticated means esl

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it does, c**t. That's what I call these breed of homosexual wimp wristed men who let women control their lives

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I typed "unintimidating" and it got autocorrected or something. I didn't bother to check because I'm not an insecure homosexual like you who thinks showing off his tenth grade preSAT vocab that everyody and their dog knows is worth a damn. But thanks for exposing yourself ESL homosexual. Looks like all the grammar extensions and double checking can't fix your poor word choice.
                Being domesticated doesn't change your physical stature or soft features. You're braindead kid

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wimp wristed
                you mean limp wristed ching chong?
                >these breed
                You mean "this" breed chang?
                .These arent even typos or lazy typing kek. Only a true ESL would make these kinds of mistakes. Kys chink

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't want to look like a prostitute. Every girl wants a Chad

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        i liked that old tweet about "mothers dressing their kids up like the guys who left them"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      does anyone have the bane/CIA edit

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys think just because men don't have hymens women wouldn't know?

    Women have evolved to detect bad genes that are associated with autism, social anxiety, antisocial personality disorder, diabetes, asthma, etc just through sight and smell. The female visual system is powerful enough it could detect in a millisecond if you're a virgin with high accuracy just through correlations with certain phenotypes. You're all fricked. Your very presence will give them the telepathic ick before they even round the corner and see your face

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just through correlations with certain phenotype
      So basically if you're ugly.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      women are autistic. they each have their only preference and can never deviate because it drives their girlbrains crazy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except, 50% of women are equally genetically fricked and 90% are flawed enough they will take an autistic man provided oher criteria are met.
      That's the fallacy of your proposal. You are using an infallible AI who can't even biologically reproduce itself as the judge.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        except women can be genetically fricked and still have tons of options. They are wired to be choosy whereas men are the opposite just because the risks for mating is different. There is no equality here, the game was rigged

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >diabetes
      >While still being young
      Anon, I have terrible news

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >antisocial personality disorder
      they like this one though

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fear not, you can all be chads through gene editing
    https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/JEhW3HDMKzekDShva/significantly-enhancing-adult-intelligence-with-gene-editing

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    500 years ago an arranged marriage with a pretty trad wife with 100 acres of arable land and ten serfs to help you till the land would have been your birthright. what happened

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chest
      >avoiding face shots
      That’s a man dude

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      steam engine
      internet
      modern medicine
      women's rights
      widespread immigration
      fractional reserve banking
      too much to succintly describe in detail, really

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok give me modern medicine sans birth control, and a magic industrctable laptop and smartphone with infinite battery life connected to the internet in a parallel dimension and the screen is dark to anyone but me, and a couple of modern firearms with self replenishing ammo that is hardwired to me like the judge dredd guns, then drop me off in the middle ages
        oh also make me 6'4" and good looking

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That only happened to wealthy people.
      You'd most likely have been one of the serfs you mentioned.

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I like talking to you because you're not a human. You're a female dog

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally me until the last panel

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me until the second panel

      and exchange the party for being alone in my room at 3am

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be 25yo sperg
    >girl starts talking to me
    >go out with her
    >have gf and sex now

    is that simple chuds, get a grip

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Talks to a woman for one second
    >Throws out a worthless compliment considering he just met her
    >It makes her blush
    What did they mean by this, and why doesn't it work when I try to bullshit people like that?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is she came up to him, the attraction was already established
      If you go up to a girl then she doesn’t already have preexisting emotional desire for praise and assumes you’re full of shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and why doesn't it work when I try to bullshit people like that?
      you're a manlet

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a 29 year old furgay with no friends or social ability that never leaves the house for anything other then work, and I still have a wife that iv been with for a decade and a one year old son
    if i made it then you have no excuse

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yiff in hell, furgay

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% chance you are at least 5'10

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        6ft even and I get paid a lot from work, that's literally it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >6ft
          height is basically the only thing women care about

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re tall and neurotypical.
          >b-but I’m a fur gay
          You and millions, basic b***h fetish.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >6' with money
          That's literally all it takes. The majority of incels are manlets or poorgays, one or the other.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with no friends or social ability that never leaves the house
      You would not have a wife going by that logic moron

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I shouldn't have been so afraid to get in trouble.

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this misdiagnosed male loneliness epidemic and most guys refusing to pay for premium dating app shit is going to intersect violently and cause a big dotcom bust of dating apps at some point, maybe not soon, but it's on the way, Okcupid is on life-support as it is

    A male population that's checked-out of apps is gonna be too demoralized to waste money on one too. All premium does boost-wise is move you to the top of the queue, but if you weren't getting action in the normal queue, you're not getting action in the boosted one

    The crop of literally-who apps that popped-up after Bumble and Hinge just cut to the chase and make you pay for interaction, period, they know they can't function without selling premium. They're also entirely AI-ran with bait profiles to match. Picrel apparently bought an assload of adspace recently, and uses egirls in promoted posts - who wouldn't be caught dead on a site that has thirsty pajeets in the IG comments, I like to think people aren't lonely enough to fall for this, but coom does things to a man

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0djQtKtZEK/

    All of these exist to get maximum profit off of selling boosts/tokens while using AI to minimize upkeep/staff. Your loneliness and suffering is currently at the epicenter of a giant rush to capitalize on Tinder and co. making you suffer before their business model implodes the industry

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women belong in cages until we can figure what the hell is going on.

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just be 6'3 and look like O'Pry! It's that easy bros!

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