Honestly? No. I prefer getting handwork and blowies and such. Sex is becoming a chore for me because my hole is far hornier than I am. Literally every time I come over there's masturbation afoot and I have to frick and coom in order to be able to do anything normal.
You know those stories where someone really wants something, then they get it and it turns out to be a bad thing? For me that's sex
i hate that i now recognize sarah gadon thanks to that one schizo. i also have a really irrational hatred towards her even though i've never seen anything she's ever been in, nor do i ever plan to
Just kiss a troony or femboy it's absurdly, ridiculously easy and it amounts to the same fricking thing. They are desperate for wiener, if you can stomach them. I happen to be a homosexual, so no problem there.
Would rather die a kissless virgin if that's my only option
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i can't imagine being you guys. i know incel is used a lot but not having any romantic interactions in your lives before must be hell. it's fundamental for the human experience. shit, im 26 and sometimes i make out at parties for 20 minutes, have a few more drinks, then go home. its not always about sex, but feeling love and warm with another human.
>Would rather die a kissless virgin if that's my only option
So are you a beggar or a chooser then, motherfricker? You have plenty of options you're just being a fricking pussy. Now get the frick out of here, and either sink yourself into some gash or some ass. I don't want to hear anymore b***hmade crybaby nonsense.
I had sex a few times when i was 18-19, i wasn't very good at it, it hurt my balls and I couldn't climax even after like 30 minutes for some reason.
After that i kind of stopped pursuing it
Yeah, I heard your pathetic mewls. It's nonsense. It's not your only option, you just decided that because it's your only way out of talking to me and not changing. Like I said, you're a pussy. You don't lack options, you lack grit.
Sex might as well not exist to me. I could very well have been brought by the stork.
i can't imagine being you guys. i know incel is used a lot but not having any romantic interactions in your lives before must be hell. it's fundamental for the human experience. shit, im 26 and sometimes i make out at parties for 20 minutes, have a few more drinks, then go home. its not always about sex, but feeling love and warm with another human.
It's really not that bad. All I have to do is treat it like all of the other things I'll never have because they're too unrealistic, like my own private kinoplex.
It's fundamental for the experience, huh?
I thought that was only true for shelter and food, we're told we aren't entitled to love lol.
Maybe I should've just been better, oof.
If you are on Cinemaphile at age 30 you did not turn out fine. If you are on Cinemaphile at age 13, you have maybe a 50/50 chance but I still wouldn't recommend it
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm 26 and I'm well adjusted with a career and a gf. It's not 2006 anymore, half us on here are normies now and on /misc/ it's like 80%+ old boomers with families.
2 years ago
Anonymous
frick off dude I've got a seven figure networth and a fat eight and one third incher and spit on guys like you from on high, yet here I am
t. failed normalgays
no actual normalgay actually uses sites like this, a normalgay wouldn't accept the possibility of an extreme close up of Nikocado Avocados coinslot butthole being always just one scroll away at all times when he visits a site
now wait 60 seconds, solve the Captcha, attach a cartoon frog picture to your post and tell me how I'm wrong and that you're actually normal
2 years ago
Anonymous
>a normalgay wouldn't accept the possibility of an extreme close up of Nikocado Avocados coinslot butthole being always just one scroll away at all times when he visits a site
Holy frick this made me laugh
2 years ago
Anonymous
Man, I just imagine if shit like bitly existed in the early 2000s, the world would've been infested with meatspin, lemonparty and 2girl1cup
2 years ago
Anonymous
frick off dude I've got a seven figure networth and a fat eight and one third incher and spit on guys like you from on high, yet here I am
2 years ago
Anonymous
>a fat eight and one third incher
Never got to use it though lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
you're on the same totem pole as a toothless bum like me. Shut your face, man.
I keep wishing they would invent a pill that would make the desire for those things go away. My medication has killed my libido, why can't that extend to the desire for romantic companionship?
It's okay. It's enjoyable, but it's also kind of overrated and I do not feel the need to make my life revolve around it. At this point in my life if I had to choose between mediocre sex or pizza and a movie, I go with pizza and the movie
I like movies and Hitler.
I wouldn't know what it's like, I'm 36 and I've never had it
it can be a natural, zesty enterprise
I was talking about my rug
same
t. 38
Sex might as well not exist to me. I could very well have been brought by the stork.
Eh depends on the person
Unlike your mother that gives her pussy to anyone
You mean coitus?
I like it too
what a hideous woman
i like her
Shut your face, Julianne Moore is beautiful
Having sex with her would be like having sex with your grandma though
hot
My grandma is 85, guy. I'm not having sex with Julianne Moore, we're making love.
If my grandmother looked like that she'd be beating me back with a stick
id still frick her
you mean, coitus?
I can’t have it.
>you, mean coitus
Honestly? No. I prefer getting handwork and blowies and such. Sex is becoming a chore for me because my hole is far hornier than I am. Literally every time I come over there's masturbation afoot and I have to frick and coom in order to be able to do anything normal.
You know those stories where someone really wants something, then they get it and it turns out to be a bad thing? For me that's sex
Yes.
i hate that i now recognize sarah gadon thanks to that one schizo. i also have a really irrational hatred towards her even though i've never seen anything she's ever been in, nor do i ever plan to
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Just kiss a troony or femboy it's absurdly, ridiculously easy and it amounts to the same fricking thing. They are desperate for wiener, if you can stomach them. I happen to be a homosexual, so no problem there.
Would rather die a kissless virgin if that's my only option
It is what it is.
>Would rather die a kissless virgin if that's my only option
So are you a beggar or a chooser then, motherfricker? You have plenty of options you're just being a fricking pussy. Now get the frick out of here, and either sink yourself into some gash or some ass. I don't want to hear anymore b***hmade crybaby nonsense.
Like I said, would rather die a kissless virgin if those are my only options
I had sex a few times when i was 18-19, i wasn't very good at it, it hurt my balls and I couldn't climax even after like 30 minutes for some reason.
After that i kind of stopped pursuing it
>Had sex at 18
Normies I swear
Yeah, I heard your pathetic mewls. It's nonsense. It's not your only option, you just decided that because it's your only way out of talking to me and not changing. Like I said, you're a pussy. You don't lack options, you lack grit.
Ok
Pathetic.
i can't imagine being you guys. i know incel is used a lot but not having any romantic interactions in your lives before must be hell. it's fundamental for the human experience. shit, im 26 and sometimes i make out at parties for 20 minutes, have a few more drinks, then go home. its not always about sex, but feeling love and warm with another human.
It's really not that bad. All I have to do is treat it like all of the other things I'll never have because they're too unrealistic, like my own private kinoplex.
It's fundamental for the experience, huh?
I thought that was only true for shelter and food, we're told we aren't entitled to love lol.
Maybe I should've just been better, oof.
intimacy and companionship is important
Nah, if that was true then how do you explain me not having a gf for 30 years and I turned out just fine?
did you anon
I'd say he's better than most if he's here.
is he anon.
did you say that with a tear in your eye?
If you are on Cinemaphile at age 30 you did not turn out fine. If you are on Cinemaphile at age 13, you have maybe a 50/50 chance but I still wouldn't recommend it
I'm 26 and I'm well adjusted with a career and a gf. It's not 2006 anymore, half us on here are normies now and on /misc/ it's like 80%+ old boomers with families.
t. failed normalgays
no actual normalgay actually uses sites like this, a normalgay wouldn't accept the possibility of an extreme close up of Nikocado Avocados coinslot butthole being always just one scroll away at all times when he visits a site
now wait 60 seconds, solve the Captcha, attach a cartoon frog picture to your post and tell me how I'm wrong and that you're actually normal
>a normalgay wouldn't accept the possibility of an extreme close up of Nikocado Avocados coinslot butthole being always just one scroll away at all times when he visits a site
Holy frick this made me laugh
Man, I just imagine if shit like bitly existed in the early 2000s, the world would've been infested with meatspin, lemonparty and 2girl1cup
frick off dude I've got a seven figure networth and a fat eight and one third incher and spit on guys like you from on high, yet here I am
>a fat eight and one third incher
Never got to use it though lol
you're on the same totem pole as a toothless bum like me. Shut your face, man.
I keep wishing they would invent a pill that would make the desire for those things go away. My medication has killed my libido, why can't that extend to the desire for romantic companionship?
>but feeling love and warm with another human
Can't relate.
ì don't know anything else.
I am 25 years old and lost mine on saturday
frick you virgins
>vegana
I like sex with cougs. Older woman pussy is the best
would you, Cinemaphile?
Would I?
hare lip
ok my thread failed. this is my last post. good day, fellas
I have never had sex.
I probably never will have sex.
I am sad about this.
It's okay. It's enjoyable, but it's also kind of overrated and I do not feel the need to make my life revolve around it. At this point in my life if I had to choose between mediocre sex or pizza and a movie, I go with pizza and the movie
I dunno, never had it
Yes, I like sex and I like money too.
perhaps
I want sex with my gf
I prefer violence and gore.
Nice