This was softcore bullshit except for some lame lesbian scenes. The real one worth watching was Taxicab Confessions. Even if they didn't show much nudity, the crazy shit they'd talk about was great. That or Real Sex.
It apparently started out as clips of unusable footage being strung together. There's probably tons of random footage of random flashers out waiting for someone to monetize it.
Taxicab Confessions was great. Some were funny (black tyranny in Vegas at 3am bragging about being a size queen, lol), some were mini dramas on their own (the NYC chick who wanted to kill her bf for cheating), some were genuinely sad (the guy who wanted to pick up crack where's because his mom died and he was totally list). Now Real Sex was the shit! Super tame by today's standards but pretty edgy at the time.
People are nostalgic for the stupidest things. One of the few good things about the modern clown world is I can pull up porn of the exact fetish I want in a nanosecond instead of having to put up shit like this.
Lol. Try this. Don't eat your favorite food for one month. After one month, take one (1) small bite only and then resume not eating it for another month. Only then you will realize how much you love eating that food. Same with porn. If you have it everywhere, it loses its potency.
I don’t miss late night TV, but I do miss when the entire world was kept in line by having to watch scheduled tv programming. After 10+ years of streaming apps and having almost unlimited ala carte pick on what to watch, it’s just too overwhelming now. Everyone’s watching something different. Everyone’s always asking oh have you watched this or that and unless it’s a mega popular show chances are your friends have no clue what your watching.
We need to go back. Control the masses with scheduled weekly TV programming.
You don't want to live in a world without free press, idiot. I'm sure you're schizo and think there are no real journalists or something, but do you really want state media like China and Russia have? Tell us your alternative for news if journalists are killed. Whoever reports news is a journalist, whether or not you like the news. You want to shoot the messenger? You're fricking ignorant beyond belief.
The fact that zoomers are scared of seeing boobs on TV nowadays tells you how fricking gay this world has got. Late night TV was Kino. >Adult swim >raunchy sex comedies and TV shows >the playboy channel >old 80s and 90s movies that couldn't be played on TV today >the occasional escort ad
It was so fricking awesome staying up late to watch this shit.
There's a big difference between porn and normal entertainment, coomer millennialcuck.
If I want to see breasts and fricking, there's plenty of websites for that. I don't need to see that shit everywhere.
God damn, your generation is so deranged. >DUUUUUUUDE I NEED TO SEE SEX (sex) IN EVERYTHING!!!
The only way to see boobs aside from going out to strip clubs or fricking your mom was through magazines or movies.
sex comedies and TV shows >>the playboy channel >>old 80s and 90s movies that couldn't be played on TV today >>the occasional escort ad
homie we had the internet for that.
The girls are way hotter on TV
>>the playboy channel
It sucked. I remember that they would never show the girls' buttholes.
You think that's bad? Back then, we couldn't even see the girls veganas (mostly because it was covered in bush)
>All the prostitutes on porn are grotesque bogged-out monsters.
lol wtf that's not true at all it's easier than ever to goon to natural prostitutes with natural boobies
>The only way to see boobs aside from going out to strip clubs or fricking your mom was through magazines or movies.
Are you literally Carl Brutananadilewski?
I sneaked up with my pals and got a glimpse of the girls locker room through a window that require us to become Ninjas and do some climbing, we were caught one time but we did get to see boobs when we were in 6th grade. We were not expelled or anything, the principal was a very chill woman, I miss her, cool person.
Then one time one girl flashed me for no reason. In front of my crush too.
That sounds sick. The majority of girls at my school were ugly, brown shit c**ts. The best memory I have of seeing boobs as a kid was a older blonde girl who came up to me at a beach when I was like 14. Her white shirt was wet and I could see her giant nipples and round boobs through it, I don't think she realised that her boobs were exposed.
I prefer unintentional sexual moments like that rather than some Black person bawds in bikinis twerking off in front of me which is what most fricking kids are into nowadays.
sex comedies and TV shows >>the playboy channel >>old 80s and 90s movies that couldn't be played on TV today >>the occasional escort ad
homie we had the internet for that.
>The fact that zoomers are scared of seeing boobs on TV nowadays tells you how fricking gay this world has got.
The frick are you talking about? Back in the day we had shows where the adults had to sleep in different beds in the same room so that they wouldn’t imply that they were sleeping together. How old are you?
When I was a tween I used to watch this public access show on late at night called Concrete TV that was just old clips of action movies and softcore porn spliced together in 10 second snippets. There are some clips on youtube, apparently it's still on the air
We've flown too close to the sun. We went from being stuck with shit like this to being able to see the inside of a girl's butthole in super HD from a penis's perspective.
True. This is why so many of these losers can't be bothered to put in the work to get laid anymore. They cite their silly "chad theory" and say it's just not possible anymore unless you're seven feet tall and perfect. And those dudes get ALL the pussy and there's none left....
then they fap to porn for 11 hours.
I miss late nite programming like a scary movie you'd never think of or something but I don't miss the late late commercials for sure but what was that one sexy college show on mtv that had me hooked
>things that couldn't be made today
This was softcore bullshit except for some lame lesbian scenes. The real one worth watching was Taxicab Confessions. Even if they didn't show much nudity, the crazy shit they'd talk about was great. That or Real Sex.
It apparently started out as clips of unusable footage being strung together. There's probably tons of random footage of random flashers out waiting for someone to monetize it.
Taxicab Confessions was great. Some were funny (black tyranny in Vegas at 3am bragging about being a size queen, lol), some were mini dramas on their own (the NYC chick who wanted to kill her bf for cheating), some were genuinely sad (the guy who wanted to pick up crack where's because his mom died and he was totally list). Now Real Sex was the shit! Super tame by today's standards but pretty edgy at the time.
theres a million hours made of exactly that every year
I though woke Hollywood loved lesbians
They don't like it that straight horny dudes get off to them. They want lesbians to be taken seriously by them
Heh, drunk Spring breakers in Ft. Lauderdale being cheered on by fratgays are lesbians?
They like realistic lesbians, i.e. lesbians that never have sex.
Yah, Girl's Do Porn was sued into oblivion despite signing wavers. I doubt a single girl in Girls Gone Wild signed a waiver.
>women with no tattoos
clearly was made in a different time
No, sorority girls are still tanned blond bimbos. Spring Break isn't attended by blue-haired libs of tiktok girls.
They could make it, but it would be unwatchable. Full of trannies, fatties, and wokies.
Not really. Even early internet porn was miles better than this shit
That is beyond untrue, and kids like you fool no one.
>softcore porn is better than hardcore porn
Go to bed, gramps.
If you need to see more than this amount of panty to cum you are cringe
I'm no kid. I was around for it. I was watching actual porn like CaptainStabbin instead of this wienerteasing garbage.
I forgot all about the Captain. Up there with Fart Hammer.
Ahhh time to watch some kino.
>The few seconds the heavens would align and you got to see the outline of boob
It was a magical time to be alive
for me it was jerking off to pic related. good times.
pretty sure we were programmed with some c.i.a shit watching this
>Mid 90s
>Fooling around with the remote
>Reach the blocked channels
>This happens
>I get clear signal of a naked girl for about 5 seconds
AWESOME!
I got my hands on a tv-card for my pc and dled some decoder software. worked for a while. Was nice
same, that was awesome
People are nostalgic for the stupidest things. One of the few good things about the modern clown world is I can pull up porn of the exact fetish I want in a nanosecond instead of having to put up shit like this.
yeah. but then it was something you looked for when really in the mood. now you wake up in bed with it all instantly in your face
Lol. Try this. Don't eat your favorite food for one month. After one month, take one (1) small bite only and then resume not eating it for another month. Only then you will realize how much you love eating that food. Same with porn. If you have it everywhere, it loses its potency.
There is a middle road. Pick what you want and just don't overindulge.
There’s one video I’ll never be able to find again
Lightspeed > GGW
I don’t miss late night TV, but I do miss when the entire world was kept in line by having to watch scheduled tv programming. After 10+ years of streaming apps and having almost unlimited ala carte pick on what to watch, it’s just too overwhelming now. Everyone’s watching something different. Everyone’s always asking oh have you watched this or that and unless it’s a mega popular show chances are your friends have no clue what your watching.
We need to go back. Control the masses with scheduled weekly TV programming.
The masses are already controlled enough. I'll only agree to go back if we start televising live journalist executions
Yeah we should start with Tucker Carlson
Why what did he do? Wasn't he fired a long time ago?
Go alphabetical order so Andrew Anglin
That's a very specific choice.
You don't want to live in a world without free press, idiot. I'm sure you're schizo and think there are no real journalists or something, but do you really want state media like China and Russia have? Tell us your alternative for news if journalists are killed. Whoever reports news is a journalist, whether or not you like the news. You want to shoot the messenger? You're fricking ignorant beyond belief.
The fact that zoomers are scared of seeing boobs on TV nowadays tells you how fricking gay this world has got. Late night TV was Kino.
>Adult swim
>raunchy sex comedies and TV shows
>the playboy channel
>old 80s and 90s movies that couldn't be played on TV today
>the occasional escort ad
It was so fricking awesome staying up late to watch this shit.
There's a big difference between porn and normal entertainment, coomer millennialcuck.
If I want to see breasts and fricking, there's plenty of websites for that. I don't need to see that shit everywhere.
God damn, your generation is so deranged.
>DUUUUUUUDE I NEED TO SEE SEX (sex) IN EVERYTHING!!!
The only way to see boobs aside from going out to strip clubs or fricking your mom was through magazines or movies.
The girls are way hotter on TV
You think that's bad? Back then, we couldn't even see the girls veganas (mostly because it was covered in bush)
>The girls are way hotter on TV
Can't deny that. All the prostitutes on porn are grotesque bogged-out monsters.
with a few exceptions (who eventually become bogged anyways)
>All the prostitutes on porn are grotesque bogged-out monsters.
lol wtf that's not true at all it's easier than ever to goon to natural prostitutes with natural boobies
have a nice day Black person
It'd be a lot easier to murder you. Being wrong about the state of breasts doesn't make you a tough guy.
>The only way to see boobs aside from going out to strip clubs or fricking your mom was through magazines or movies.
Are you literally Carl Brutananadilewski?
I sneaked up with my pals and got a glimpse of the girls locker room through a window that require us to become Ninjas and do some climbing, we were caught one time but we did get to see boobs when we were in 6th grade. We were not expelled or anything, the principal was a very chill woman, I miss her, cool person.
Then one time one girl flashed me for no reason. In front of my crush too.
That sounds sick. The majority of girls at my school were ugly, brown shit c**ts. The best memory I have of seeing boobs as a kid was a older blonde girl who came up to me at a beach when I was like 14. Her white shirt was wet and I could see her giant nipples and round boobs through it, I don't think she realised that her boobs were exposed.
I prefer unintentional sexual moments like that rather than some Black person bawds in bikinis twerking off in front of me which is what most fricking kids are into nowadays.
Ugly brown shitc**ts can have nice knockers I regret not being attracted to ethnics sooner
sex comedies and TV shows
>>the playboy channel
>>old 80s and 90s movies that couldn't be played on TV today
>>the occasional escort ad
homie we had the internet for that.
>>the playboy channel
It sucked. I remember that they would never show the girls' buttholes.
>The fact that zoomers are scared of seeing boobs on TV nowadays tells you how fricking gay this world has got.
The frick are you talking about? Back in the day we had shows where the adults had to sleep in different beds in the same room so that they wouldn’t imply that they were sleeping together. How old are you?
When I was a tween I used to watch this public access show on late at night called Concrete TV that was just old clips of action movies and softcore porn spliced together in 10 second snippets. There are some clips on youtube, apparently it's still on the air
No. Why pine for commercials? Wasn't there anything from that time that you actually enjoyed?
We've flown too close to the sun. We went from being stuck with shit like this to being able to see the inside of a girl's butthole in super HD from a penis's perspective.
True. This is why so many of these losers can't be bothered to put in the work to get laid anymore. They cite their silly "chad theory" and say it's just not possible anymore unless you're seven feet tall and perfect. And those dudes get ALL the pussy and there's none left....
then they fap to porn for 11 hours.
It was Latin Lovers for me
I miss late nite programming like a scary movie you'd never think of or something but I don't miss the late late commercials for sure but what was that one sexy college show on mtv that had me hooked
>if you eat lots of McDonald's
>you get really fat
UHHH SOURCE???
are Americans so fricking moronic they needed a hollywood movie to tell them this?
I think you’re in the wrong thread, autist.
I remember paying 50c of phone credit to watch 30 clips of this show on some archaic video streaming thing I can't remember the name of.