>Do you see this clock?

>Do you see this clock?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pedo

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The clocks are weak!

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just call him a nouveau riche imbecile and walk away

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you wouldn’t. You suck his dick instantly.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone is as gay as you m8

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trump lost butthole

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, and?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He will win next year albeit

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >backing the same losing host twice
              Definition of insanity etc

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do you see this glock?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You think I am fricking with you? *wieners gun* I aint fricking with you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope that cinematographer haunts the frick out of Alec until justice is served.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >here's a diner coupon now frick off

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          threadly reminder that it was all caught on camera, but the video mysteriously evaporated before investigators arrived at the crime scene

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrist clock?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, so what?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you see this piece of opulent israeliteelry cleverly disguised as a practical timepiece?

      That watch costs more than your car. I made 970k dollars last year, how much did you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You spent more than a car's worth into a piece of israeliteelry which, considering how everybody always has their smartphone at hand, is completely superfluous? Pray tell, I hope you don't take your own financial decisions, or those 970k you made last year won't last long.
        By the way, I notice you said "970k" and not "1 million". So, are those 30k missing making that much of a difference on your earnings that you can't brush them off, for simplicity sake? Seems very noveau riche to me, you know, like a penny pincher would behave, if he got ~almost but not quite~ a million dollars a year.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          urgh this is terrible. I'm closing the thread.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see I'm legally blind

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you see this piece of opulent israeliteelry cleverly disguised as a practical timepiece?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >isn't it neat?
    >wouldn't you think my collection's complete?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALWAYS BE CLOCKING

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there something wrong with me if I wish my boss was like this to get the best out of me?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means you're a homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need a boyfriend

        Don't you wish you could have someone like that, that truly tests your limits? It's not like you're obligated to do it, but going through the pain would show you what you're capable of. A spiritual drill sergeant, if you will.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need a boyfriend

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do you see this bored ape? It costs more than your gay clock and house
    How do you realistically respond without sounding mad

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that zoomers don't know how to read analogue clocks.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No?!? No I don't see anything! Oh Jesus someone call a doctor please I can't see!
    Then stumble out the door with your hands out in front of you

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