Do you think a Stacy like Penny would have even tolerate them for a second?

Do you think a Stacy like Penny would have even tolerate them for a second? I feel like the first time they glanced at her she would have gotten a restraining order.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stacey s don't work a waitressing job

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of jobs do they work?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        keeping some old millionaire's dick wet while blowing all his money

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Easy office jobs. Definitely not waitressing and definitely not retail/grocery/customer service

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Definitely not waitressing
          Rachel from Friends was a waitress.

          [...]
          [...]
          you guys must have an overly specific definition of Stacy that I'm not aware of

          They're confusing gigastacy with stacy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And she ended up with a israelite

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They're confusing gigastacy with stacy

            Being the top 3% of women isn't that different from being the .1%

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stacies are not the top 3% of women.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being a hot woman who isn't forced to do manual work puts a woman in the top 3%. How many women/per 100 do you think don't work at all

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know what a stacy is.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I still can't believe this is real. But I know it is, and that makes it all the funnier.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have no idea how pozzed zombie SVU is.
                There was an episode where the feminist cuck ADA cobbled together a grand jury to argue that sexual harassment was grand larceny because the victims dignity was stolen.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                > You have no idea how pozzed zombie SVU is.
                There was an episode where the feminist cuck ADA cobbled together a grand jury to argue that sexual harassment was grand larceny because the victims dignity was stolen
                Wow

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                > You have no idea how pozzed zombie SVU is.
                There was an episode where the feminist cuck ADA cobbled together a grand jury to argue that sexual harassment was grand larceny because the victims dignity was stolen
                Wow

                There was also the episode (I think it's the lowest rated episode ever at this point) where the SVU captain wanted to lie on the stand in court about the perp because the perp was a woman who shot her cop husband while he was sitting down watching TV, so obviously he must have been abusing her

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did an episode on Gamergate

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                HOW ARE THESE TV SHOWS REAL

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're in a thread where anons are using internet lingo that they don't understand. These show segments are made for people like them but they will cope and say it's just for old people.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >police in a sex crimes division say guys should just frick hookers
                doin a think

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                why is this shot like a PBS special

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Network television

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't this the guy who left his wife for Ariana Grande after 5 seconds of pussy, then immediately got broken up with by Ariana Grande?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Hollywood writers asks themselves why the studios don't want to pay them, lol.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It involves cleaning poles

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bullshit jobs created for them such as executive assistant, account manager, etc...

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          this
          dated a girl who made over 100k as an account manager and worked like 10 hours a week from a laptop on her couch
          she got the job from a rich old man she met while working as a waitress

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is every account manager/business development manager ever

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't BD manager just sales? Hard to imagine a Stacy surviving in a client facing role where the evaluation isn't really under her control.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's not really working

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They usually have good social skills

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it doesnt matter what they do or say because theyre surrounded by simps

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf is up with her feet?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            My boss got her job from being a complete suck up to her boss for years. She was completely under qualified but when he retired she was shoehorned into the job in a fixed competition.

            I hate having a woman boss who I have no respect for. The good part is she is just focused on moving up so she not only gives zero oversight but even neglects her subordinates by constantly missing meetings. So it’s actually a positive to have a WFH absentee boss but still I have little respect for her. It’s worse that she is a complete milf with a really fit body and great face with none of the makeup and work some have. Even dresses modestly but feminine.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              learn to love her

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marketing consultant at a major company, and she gets paid for making tweets and the occasional PowerPoint presentation.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They dont. They just take naked pictures of themselves and sell those.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't work. Why would they? They can get whatever they want.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trophy girlfriend or wife at least. They don't need to work actually.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her being the pharmaceutical rep (aka, the hot sales girl,) was at least consistent with her good looks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        HR and staffing/recruiting

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make work jobs at corporations where all they have to do is wear a tight shirt and skirt and mince around for the execs; meaningless charity work sitting on boards bought for by their husbands; modelling. That's if they want to work at all, most don't have to because they can land a top 20%er.

        The only ones who would work actual jobs are college age Stacey's that haven't met super successful men yet.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The only ones who would work actual jobs are college age Stacey's that haven't met super successful men yet.
          this one is so fricking true it made me burst into laughter

          and then there's the other half, who still meet the successful men, but "keep their job because they'd be bored"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        useless made up shit like HR

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      keeping some old millionaire's dick wet while blowing all his money

      Easy office jobs. Definitely not waitressing and definitely not retail/grocery/customer service

      you guys must have an overly specific definition of Stacy that I'm not aware of

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot girl with an easy life. What's not to get?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You probably should head back to plebbit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hot girl with an easy life. What's not to get?

          Nah he's right, a Stacy is just a normal girl that's at least slightly pretty whereas a Chad is exceptional very handsome male. Those are equals in western society.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are trans

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they do moron and if you ever saw how much money they make playing middleman between you and a chef you'd shit your pants. A girl I used to frick redpilled me on this reality. And keep in mind they don't pay taxes on the 60k a year they make on tips alone. She used to come home in a seething rage if there was a big party or whatever because if there were 12+ guests gratuity was automatic 15% and her hourly was *only* bumped up to $20 dollars an hour. This was like 10 years ago at a hole in the wall pizza shop. She was 6/10. You don't get it anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't frick anyone except your hand, incel

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          At this point in my life I wish that were true.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes they do, but at fancy restaurants where people drop $500 tips and flirting with them is part of the Job.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This in the later season they gave her a job as seller of pharmacies, because being a failed actor from nebraska after 30's make her looks her like the loser in the relationship

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this is why she gave them the time of day. She was a burnt out roastie with no career prospects and a mountain of debt who saw a bunch of well paid incels that would bend over backwards just to smell her. She knew all she had to do was get one of them to wife her up asap and she could start cucking him to her hearts content while being financially secure.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They usually work low-effort jobs under full-time hours and just latch onto a beta-provider
      ie Penny with Leonard

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the character dynamic is literally about that, anon.

    >would a character like Seinfeld really let a weirdo like Kramer keep barging into his apartment

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually had a cute neighbour like that. We didn't talk often but she gave me a cupcake one day. However my high iq brain figured out it was because she'd had a break up recently. I gave the cupcake to a homeless man.

      There as an episode where another stacy moved in and the guys were helping her constantly and penny got jealous. Sheldon points out to her that the new stacy is using the guys the same way penny used to. Do you actually think real world stacies don't have orbiter networks giving them rides and food and tech support?

      wtf I forgot Penny used to be cute

      sleep well, wise wiz

      >broke 21 yr cutie
      >26 yr college professors making $60-90k+
      I've put more more hot college girls through college than FAFSA

      >Do you think a Stacy like Penny would have even tolerate them for a second?
      she would after seeing their bank accounts

      >>

      >7/10
      >stacy

      lmao incels

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, Kramer was a real guy who would constantly come into Larry David's apartment and raid his fridge for food

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually had a cute neighbour like that. We didn't talk often but she gave me a cupcake one day. However my high iq brain figured out it was because she'd had a break up recently. I gave the cupcake to a homeless man.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I trust your virginity remains intact and protected?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my high iq brain stopped me from taking advantage and dicking her brains out
      Good job there.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I forgot Penny used to be cute

      sleep well, wise wiz

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based wizard catching onto tomfoolery and trickery

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was close

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it was because she caught AIDs and was trying to infect you (becuase you're a loser incel and need to suffer). Good job avoiding the roast, many more will come at you and I expect your natural instincts will avoid those. You are the Neo of pussy my brother well done

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have a cute next door neighbor like that
      I was away for work a lot but on weekends she’d invite me over to watch movies at her place.
      One time she put her feet up on me for a while and then moved to my lap.
      My room mate had told me earlier that he fricked her and when she sat on my lap I asked her if it was true they slept together.
      She stiffened up and frowned at me but said it was true.
      She moved back to her chair and I excused myself and left after a few minutes.
      I’m married with kids now but I still occasionally think about her.
      It was one of the few truly organic occasions where a woman actively pursued me.
      Picrel is a face swap I made of her on katee owens body because that’s how she looked at the time.

      If you’re young and single and you live next to a woman who is same, it’s entirely possible to hook up. Especially if it’s a smaller building with only 2 apartments per floor.
      Proximity is a non-negligible advantage

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        100% true.
        This is why we tell LULZ to get out there, you have to have hobbies and social events where you see people everyday.
        Because so much of getting a women is random, their hormones are triggering that weekend so they become weak to males. You will get a women grabbing your fingers and trying to push them into her when 99% of the time the same women never talked tomylu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of all the cute girls that would stop by our dorm room freshman year. we were on a co-ed floor with a bunch of Chads and Brads who partied all the time and then all the girls were either super normal or complete buzzkills. But for some reason my roommate and I got this reputation as being the chill room, and so a lot of the girls that would come to hang out with the Chads would stop by our room which ended up getting us to become friends with the Chads which was pretty cool. so here we were these two fricking total dorks, a fat guy and a skinny twink, and we were just hanging out with these fricking hot girls all the time. some even took a shine to us and I dated one and slept with a few otherd. sucks I'll never be able to experience that again

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only reason leonard ever got some pussy was cause penny was breaking up with someone. youre SCREWED pal

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Categorically untrue. He bangs no fewer than 10 women throughout the show

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >However my high iq brain figured out it was because she'd had a break up recently

      jesus, perma virgin fo' eva

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job bro, you almost lost your virginity there

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There as an episode where another stacy moved in and the guys were helping her constantly and penny got jealous. Sheldon points out to her that the new stacy is using the guys the same way penny used to. Do you actually think real world stacies don't have orbiter networks giving them rides and food and tech support?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    Matched with my Stacy neighbour on tinder the other day
    (She is 30 and we have seen each other twice)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Greentext How you fricked her

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically yes. Women are easily manipulated. A girlfriend always just turns into a lesser version of her boyfriend. As long as you can find an in, you can convince them anything you think is cool is something they should think is cool.

    It's why there are so many women gamers nowadays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, when my wife and I 1st met our first real argument was about trannies, she was defending then, 10 years later she hates them and is starting to view israelites unfavorably.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >10 years
        >starting to hate israelites
        Youre weak. Why did it take you so long and youre still only at "starting"

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >broke 21 yr cutie
    >26 yr college professors making $60-90k+
    I've put more more hot college girls through college than FAFSA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leonard and Howard are canonically broke.
      Raj makes no money but he has a massive trust fund.
      Sheldon makes much more than the other guys, though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Leonard and Howard are canonically broke.
        WHAT!!! I always thought they all made good money since they're University / Government workers (must have been the Raj/Deaf Girl episode messing me up)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          they did all make decent money but because they lived in a city with a high cost of living and the fact that they were all manchildren, instead of living a comfy but modest life they blew all their money on goyslop memorabilia and take out. from memory sheldon didn't actually make much more money than them he was just a turbo autist cheapskate.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Money problems were never a thing for them. They made enough but yes lived a frivolous lifestyle. So they were never broke but also not rich.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >howard
        >broke
        Isn't he israeli?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fictional israelites can be broke to gather sympathy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Leonard and Howard are canonically broke.
        At not point is such a thing implied. In Leonard´s case, the closest thing to it was that he needed a roommate, but that can be chalked up to them living in a city with comically inflated rents.
        In Howard´s case, the reason he lived with his mom was never because of money but because he was a manchild.

        In fact, I dont remember money ever being a source of conflict in the show aside from the time Penny needed money or the time Sheldon needed millions of dollars for an experiment.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think a Stacy like Penny would have even tolerate them for a second?
    she would after seeing their bank accounts

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is there a bat outside the window

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't it? Would you prefer there was a bat inside?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but the bat really steaks the show. it's very ominous and scary

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an old photographer's trick. They set something up outside the window to attract the bats, like a birdfeeder with calf blood in order to lure them into the shot. Basically it's to create a heightened sense of interest in the girl who is the main focus on the photo. It's like saying if you don't take her then I will so that you want her even more.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            meant for

            why is there a bat outside the window

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dracula looking for his next meal.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is a waitress. She has no high horse to command frim, she is maid girl conquering Bit City from the bottom, she needs all resources she can get. Yeah, they are nerds... but they are still boys and girls can exploit boys for things.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only now noticing that TBBT is basically a gamer comic from the early 2000s. Only difference is that the hot neighbor gets with the "straight man friend" and not the neurotic child-like protagonist.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only difference is that the hot neighbor gets with the "straight man friend" and not the neurotic child-like protagonist.
      Its funny that you said that, because the writers have said they originally intended Penny to end up with Sheldon but they backed down from the idea because they thought their sibling-esque relationship was better.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was so hot, then after this show and like a season of Big Bang she hit the wall

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s still pretty cute when she doesn’t have the dyke haircut. Obviously not 21 anymore but still.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick told her she could pull off this haircut? It never looked good on her.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          10/10 body

          Who the frick told her she could pull off this haircut? It never looked good on her.

          >anon
          >3/10 would not bang
          Every time

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, she used to be a girl, naturally skinny and cute. But now she is a woman, toned and fat. She isn't doing it for me anymore.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >toned and fat.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that image series where penny gets fatter throughout the show

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post it

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IRL they would completely ignore each other and have zero interaction.
    but the sitcom about 4 nerds needed
    >female character
    >a hottie to attract male audience
    >a love interest
    >a "normie" perspective on the nerd subculture
    a thats why she's there, filling all those checkboxes

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot females actually prefer to be surrounded by beta guys who can provide free food and gifts even without the possibility of sex.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot females actually prefer to be surrounded by beta guys who can provide free food and gifts even without the possibility of sex.

      She is a waitress. She has no high horse to command frim, she is maid girl conquering Bit City from the bottom, she needs all resources she can get. Yeah, they are nerds... but they are still boys and girls can exploit boys for things.

      but they are still boys and girls can exploit boys for things.

      There as an episode where another stacy moved in and the guys were helping her constantly and penny got jealous. Sheldon points out to her that the new stacy is using the guys the same way penny used to. Do you actually think real world stacies don't have orbiter networks giving them rides and food and tech support?

      to. Do you actually think real world stacies don't have orbiter networks giving them rides and food and tech support?
      Correct.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how was a part time waitress able to afford a decently sized apartment in pasadena?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you ever ask that while watching friends?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nearly every single sitcom has impossible living scenarios

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          30 rock doesn't

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Detectives make way more thanks to mandatory overtime. Most hit 100k. Brutal job, though.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          where did they take those income from? Asspulled?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ignoring that George lives with his parents for much of the show
          >ignoring that he worked for the Yankees at a high level

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly would rather have Costanza in the front office right now.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was an executive at Kruger.
          You’ have to be daff to think he was making 30,000 a year.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, caroline in the city

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She had money.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monica had the apartment form her aunt or grandma

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Monica's was rent controlled from his great aunt
        >Chandler was established as the richest Friend
        >Ross had a high paying job and had a doctorate
        Honestly, Phoebe is the only one that would fall into the trope of "how do they afford to live here" sitcoms have

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute waitresses unironically make 6 figures
      Most cash tips go unreported and therefore untaxed too
      At a decent restaurant the waitstaff make more than their managers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you ever ask that while watching friends?

      nearly every single sitcom has impossible living scenarios

      How much do you think frasier paid for his condo? He literally throws money at problems. Why can he afford it but bulldog cant

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lived in a house with a Stacey once and she used to bake cookies and give them to me. To be honest they weren't very nice but I used to just tell her they were nice as she seemed to enjoy baking them. I'd just eat one in front of her and say I liked them and just bring the rest to my room and just throw them out when she wasnt in the house.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's that one episode where penny gets her new job as a salesperson working at bernadette's company and when she tells leonard, he's in disbelief because she now makes more money than him and he has no money because he's still paying off his student loans

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They live across the hall. It's safer to be on friendly terms with them until Stockholm syndrome kicks in.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to have a cute next door neighbor like that
    I was away for work a lot but on weekends she’d invite me over to watch movies at her place.
    One time she put her feet up on me for a while and then moved to my lap.
    My room mate had told me earlier that he fricked her and when she sat on my lap I asked her if it was true they slept together.
    She stiffened up and frowned at me but said it was true.
    She moved back to her chair and I excused myself and left after a few minutes.
    I’m married with kids now but I still occasionally think about her.
    It was one of the few truly organic occasions where a woman actively pursued me.
    Picrel is a face swap I made of her on katee owens body because that’s how she looked at the time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s an architect or something now but at the time she was a waitress.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to have a cute next door neighbor like that
        I was away for work a lot but on weekends she’d invite me over to watch movies at her place.
        One time she put her feet up on me for a while and then moved to my lap.
        My room mate had told me earlier that he fricked her and when she sat on my lap I asked her if it was true they slept together.
        She stiffened up and frowned at me but said it was true.
        She moved back to her chair and I excused myself and left after a few minutes.
        I’m married with kids now but I still occasionally think about her.
        It was one of the few truly organic occasions where a woman actively pursued me.
        Picrel is a face swap I made of her on katee owens body because that’s how she looked at the time.

        bro you could have gotten a mean footjob, shoulda let her do her thing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked her but I was too dumb to notice that she liked me.
          I remember talking to my room mate about her when she moved in. We both thought she was hot:
          We invited her over for a grill the first weekend she was there and got drunk.
          I didn’t have any coal or wood for the grill so we broke one of our landlords shitty wood chairs and used that.
          I guess I was disappointed that she fricked my room mate as well, or first.
          He was around a lot more than I was but he also had mad game so could have been either of those things.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            well now your roommate got the footjob on his fat wiener while you get nothing. You will never have her pussy.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              At the time I was desperate for a girlfriend who liked me.
              Fricking what I now knew to be my room mates sloppy seconds didn’t factor in.
              But looking back, obviously you’re right. Fricking girls you’re not interested in long term, actually improves your chances to get a serious girlfriend because it helps you take pussy off a pedestal which only creeps girls out.
              Once you have a bunch of casual sex it demystifies women and you can take a more sober assessment of the landscape.
              How the frick was I to know at the time?
              All worked out ok in the end though

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was a prostitute, let it go. Holy shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you’ve have a lot of prostitutes chase after you but I only had this girl and another 2.
        It’s a nice memory

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Similar thing happened to me, fortunately I avoid the situation now by assuming every single woman I meet are prostitutes

      >Had a one night stand last week within hours of meeting her on Tinder
      >Said the next morning she was going speed dating later to find a good man to settle down with

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't overthink it anon bro, reality was she was openly willing to frick both of you, your roomate just had the confidence to act faster. At-least it worked out for you in the end.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since this is a movie board, I’ll note that I still remember what movie we were watching.
      Catch me if you can.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be me chilling with my friends on our discord server consisting only of people I knew irl, like close friends and some of their friends
      >during the lockdowns, more and more friends of close friends got into the server mostly to use it as a voicechat while playing LoL, some were female
      >one of these girls lurked in our server for a year
      >she became more and more active after we posted some group photos of nights out and some trips we took
      >after a while she would join only if I was online, sometimes just to say hi
      >then she would join, saying she is waiting for her bf as a way to make me jealous, then she disconnects
      >I knew she was begging for my attention, and everyone else knew that as well, especially since she started all that after I posted 1 picture of myself and everyone noticed it
      >to this day I haven't even seen a picture of herself, I don't even know what she looks like but friends who know her irl say she looks great
      >one day she even called me to go to her house to have a few drinks, she was supposedly celebrating her birthday, obviously didn't go and a week later asked my friends, no one else was called
      >a few months back she joined a call literally begging me to go out with a beer with her, all the while she was in a relationship
      b***h didn't have a red flag, she was a red flag factory.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was at university I lived with a 10/10 Stacy and she was really friendly to me and my slightly nerdy friends. We knew we didn't have a chance, she knew we knew we didn't have a chance, and it all just worked out. Watched movies together, hung out, etc. No problems. Except I badly wanted to frick her and I'd jerk off thinking about her every day

      In college I needed a place to live and I moved in with a close friends girlfriend who was 3 years older than me cause she was looking for a room mate.
      She was from a wealthy family and her parents subsidized her but her actual job was tending bar on weekends.
      She was stupid hot and it was a shitty living arrangement cause my friend basically lived there and ate shit out of the fridge all the time and sat around watching tv or fricking her all day.
      Eventually they broke up but she insisted on bringing a maid twice a week and insisted that we split the cost.
      Only good things about it was she used to walk around half naked and at some point she got obsessed with finding me a gf.
      I liked this really hot friend of hers who wasn’t interested at all so that went nowhere but she hooked me up with a buttaface bartender friend of hers who had amazing breasts and ass.

      I actually had a cute neighbour like that. We didn't talk often but she gave me a cupcake one day. However my high iq brain figured out it was because she'd had a break up recently. I gave the cupcake to a homeless man.

      Nice creative writing assignment homosexuals

      [...]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      where katee owen go?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's still around.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > It was one of the few truly organic occasions where a woman actively pursued me.
      Oldgay here and I miss this shit.
      Nothing else in life comes close

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        It really has only happened a few times to me.
        I’m sure chads just live on this high happening to them all the time for years.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek same situation except my friend liked her so I just had to accept either my friendship with him or some quick pussy. We still best buds (15 years)and it was hardly a tough choice looking back but when girls are hungry and let you know… its truly a test

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is why it is a fantasy for nerds. Because they can imagine that a hot woman like her will be interested in them.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sheldon x Penny should have happened but the writers had no balls.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, they had more chemistry than leonard ever did

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was at university I lived with a 10/10 Stacy and she was really friendly to me and my slightly nerdy friends. We knew we didn't have a chance, she knew we knew we didn't have a chance, and it all just worked out. Watched movies together, hung out, etc. No problems. Except I badly wanted to frick her and I'd jerk off thinking about her every day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In college I needed a place to live and I moved in with a close friends girlfriend who was 3 years older than me cause she was looking for a room mate.
      She was from a wealthy family and her parents subsidized her but her actual job was tending bar on weekends.
      She was stupid hot and it was a shitty living arrangement cause my friend basically lived there and ate shit out of the fridge all the time and sat around watching tv or fricking her all day.
      Eventually they broke up but she insisted on bringing a maid twice a week and insisted that we split the cost.
      Only good things about it was she used to walk around half naked and at some point she got obsessed with finding me a gf.
      I liked this really hot friend of hers who wasn’t interested at all so that went nowhere but she hooked me up with a buttaface bartender friend of hers who had amazing breasts and ass.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She hooked you up? That's cool.
        But yeah living with a girl like that can be psychological torture

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. She was a cool bartender so she wasn’t just invited to the cool parties, she usually helped organize them and knew everyone.
          She took me to her bar on weekends to meet women and a friend of hers expressed interest so my room mate engineered another encounter at a bonfire party on the beach.
          Some tool pulled out a guitar and started strumming and while the other girls started to oooh and aaah around him, my room mates buttaface friend quietly pulled me a few dunes away and fricked me deaf dumb and blind.
          That was awesome, but the day to day living arrangements sucked

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penny was a failed Stacy.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you think a Stacy like Penny would have even tolerate them for a second?
    Chad here, our stacies are nice, we adopted a robot into our friend group (not an incel) a few years ago and the girls liked him and warmed out to him once, one even tried to hook him up with her sister.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nowadays Penny would just start an only fans instead of hanging around the nerds for food

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She would only ever say hi to them in passing and not spare them a second thought.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penny is definitely a high tier Becky, not at all Stacy. and a Becky like her probably would tolerate those guys because they provide her a service. It just so happened that she also fell in love with Leonard because he grew a pair and there was that little codependency that they developed around one another. But if you really want to b***h about a relationship on that show, get mad about Bernadette and Howard. Howard's a fricking 100% loser, the type of guy that should have paid to lose his virginity in real life. Bernadette seems like the type of girl that, if she was in any other type of family situation, she probably would have ended up being a Stacylite. But she just so happened to be raised the way she was so she turned into the really cute dorky girl with the hot body, basically the worst kind of temptress

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're all lying.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel this way when people pretend to watch invincible or rings of power.
      It’s just too foreign to be true

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is going to get octs today. Better be someone with something scathing to say about Black folk

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i got hot in high school/college after being a horrible looking acne-ridden nerd for a long time, and when the hot stacies started inviting me to parties/inviting me to their dorms, i did not understand that they actually wanted to hang out with me and never showed up. kinda kick myself for that now.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diversity sucks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao post some sonnecucks homosexual
      let me see your seething basement tears

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I respect TBBT because all the guys were really ugly, nerdy type. Usually comedies put a hot guy in creepy outfits to make him look bad, and after the second season the nerd become a chad lol.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name literally ONE

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confession time: I have never found Cuoco all that attractive. Amy Davidson and Rauch mogged her in 8 Simple Rules and BBT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Her face is really really unattractive to me for some reason

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      frick off with your cross promotions shill

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ship Penny with Sheldon, anyone else?

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's plot success. Would have at least made some sense if Lenord was from a wealthy family and flaunted it. Otherwise, it's just another comedy where the ugly nerd gets the hot chick so the marketers can sell hopium to the losers who watch television all day. At least it was otherwise well written and it does earn its laughs.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stacy
    she was a failed becky, at best, scrounging what she could from actual chads then being hastily discarded. this was her cope and exit plan.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    damn, what a wasted opportunity on a pos forced meme.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cousin looked like Penny's actress. I had a crush on her growing up. She died in an accident at 27.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was the only tolerable character on the show. i imagine she would have called them homosexuals

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    age of posters by their take is only true pre iPhone dating era.
    Most guys cannot fathom what it’s like to be a woman in 2023 Its hilarious, but it’s also kinda sad. Let's imagine one single day in the average woman's life. Her day commences in the haze of whatever free drugs and booze she imbibed, boofed and snorted the previous day. She can barely make out all the notifications from thirsty dudes literally from all over the world.
    There's a vast underclass of swarthy men stretching from here to bumfrick Bangladesh who like, comment and follow a girl like this, and she needn't ever interact with them. Are these men even real? Not to her, no. Plus, in all likelihood she is waking up next to one or several sleeping studs, the ones who the night before gaped and glazed our girl until their rigorous frickings broke her fickle female reality and she suddenly saw before her the roastie dimension: a yonic realm where tesseracts of turgid, tumescent phalluses are powered by the aggregated orgasmic energies of all women worldwide who in that same moment shared delivery to this phantasmic space by way of the same sort of jackhammering frickfest induced hallucinations.
    She'd have forgotten her name, number systems and become psychically disembodied somewhere during the double penetrations. But after enough rest, our girl will be ready to text one of her orbiters for coffee, another for lunch, one lucky guy to go shopping with and another for transportation to dinner. Time with girlfriends, also financed by another doting beta, blends seemlessly into another libidinous evening dank with debauchery. Sometimes she'll have time to shower, other times she can purchase one of many commercially available "feminine wipes" to "clean" the cum and smegma and who knows what Chad-deposited detritus sprayed and smashed into her dangly clam meat. And after a few judicious wipes of her snatch, she'll be ready to mount the next stallion rounding the turn of the wiener Carousel.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was so hot on drew carey but she as a royal c**t in scrubs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looked very nice back then

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what ever guys what, an effortlessly feminine girl in little PJs in their room that instantly transripes a feeling of intimacy and trust. (I.e not everyone gets to see these).

      Yeah the actor was 22 I think, just barely clinging to the teenage charms

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    19-25 Staceys are literally the kindest women on earth.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this i almost had a perfect one but she was too good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is true.
      They lose nothing for it. Other people can’t behave like that.
      Also they have never suffered. Everytime something bad happens, someone gives them a previval loppypop and fixes it for them.
      Which is why many of them because insufferable children as they age

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They think the whole world is nice.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >accepts her fate and position in life with grace
        A Stacy through and through

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of no’s Hollywood lies about.
      Especially in high school they are always the nicest and most warm people, even to incels, while in movies they are always some sort of evil b***hs that laugh and laugh and incel misfortunes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There were too many hot girls in hs to pretend they were all c**ts. Hollywood just makes two groups of friends in movies that the story follows. Iv known c**ty girls and iv known sweet girls. Shit is DYNAMIC

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw no stacey gf

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all kind at that age

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        non-staceys are jaded at that age from envy. Either they grew up envying other people's happier home lives or school lives.
        And notice how I didn't say hot girls, but staceys. A stacey doesn't have any horrible dorrible things in her life like an abusive father and didn't grow up in school envious of other girls.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >notice how I didn't say hot girls, but staceys

          Some of you guys are legit moronic or just plain contrarians

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attractive women are actually fairly friendly since they tend to live fairly good lives. It's when you've lived a bad life that you start treating others badly and sadistically abuse any power you have over someone. People always pretend that things like personality, intelligence, looks, and athleticism are all antagonistic forces and a surplus in one must result in a deficit in the other, but this isn't true. Good traits are all positively correlated with each other and bad traits are all positively correlated with each other.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Attractive women are fairly friendly
      I would say attractive stupid women are fairly friendly. Attractive "smart" women, very slim chance.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well the context of friendly matters to. Most pretty girls I go out of my way to talk are always pleasant. Its until you start projecting your desire to frick them..then they want to shut you down. To be honest, if you are not approaching girls with a “lets be friends” attitude they will sniff you out. Its not highschool anymore, most girls have had 1000s of dogs trying to get their turn. Yeah some girls are out trying to get laid but good luck figuring that out if your not in a night club grinding on em

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would an attractive woman discard perfectly usable simps?

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In real life yeah. I could tell be looking at her what type of tall white men she would date in real life, then i gogled her husband and it was exactly what i imagined.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the videos of the of girls at their cushy corporate jobs doing nothing for the guys saying that stacys don't have jobs.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She would have as she was protrayed in the earlier episodes, as she was later? no chance.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liek penni

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