i would never stop jacking off if i lived with her. never. never be seen at the breakfast table without my pud firmly in hand, stroking my semi soft wiener off under the table. think its boogers down there? no, its my red hot spicy meatball gazolazoo i mastaborted out while thinking of my sister's great big hooters and shitty attitude i will one day assfrick out of her
they would have to lock me up for beating off too much with my sister in the room. tony would beat the shit out of me and i wouldnt care i would pass out with a fist full of my friction burned trouser monkey. theyd have to lock me up. or they would have to send her away. and id follow her, id figure out how to live outdoors so i could spy on her and wack my taffy into the pale moonlight
they would have to lock me up for beating off too much with my sister in the room. tony would beat the shit out of me and i wouldnt care i would pass out with a fist full of my friction burned trouser monkey. theyd have to lock me up. or they would have to send her away. and id follow her, id figure out how to live outdoors so i could spy on her and wack my taffy into the pale moonlight
they would have to lock me up for beating off too much with my sister in the room. tony would beat the shit out of me and i wouldnt care i would pass out with a fist full of my friction burned trouser monkey. theyd have to lock me up. or they would have to send her away. and id follow her, id figure out how to live outdoors so i could spy on her and wack my taffy into the pale moonlight
if i lived with prime 17 year old meadow soprano i would follow her from the kitchen to her room and stick my nose under her door and jack off and hope she slips in it
if i lived with galore prima pussy perfect 17 year old meadow soprano i would commission Fleshlight to make a fleshlight molded after her butthole, i would steal $50,000 from the bird feeder to fund the prototype, steal it and frick it
if i lived with meadow i would make her too vaguely afraid of impending sexual assault to even be able to have that snotty attitude, which i love anyway, she wouldnt know how to make me not be horny in her presence. i would grunt in higher or lower pitch and she would not be able to discern the meaning
if i lived with galore prima pussy perfect 17 year old meadow soprano i would commission Fleshlight to make a fleshlight molded after her butthole, i would steal $50,000 from the bird feeder to fund the prototype, steal it and frick it
if i lived with prime 17 year old meadow soprano i would follow her from the kitchen to her room and stick my nose under her door and jack off and hope she slips in it
they would have to lock me up for beating off too much with my sister in the room. tony would beat the shit out of me and i wouldnt care i would pass out with a fist full of my friction burned trouser monkey. theyd have to lock me up. or they would have to send her away. and id follow her, id figure out how to live outdoors so i could spy on her and wack my taffy into the pale moonlight
i would never stop jacking off if i lived with her. never. never be seen at the breakfast table without my pud firmly in hand, stroking my semi soft wiener off under the table. think its boogers down there? no, its my red hot spicy meatball gazolazoo i mastaborted out while thinking of my sister's great big hooters and shitty attitude i will one day assfrick out of her
i would knock her up by throwing my cum at her i would sync my farts up with hers i would rig the toilet up to trap her diarrhea then id put it in a cereal bowl, jack off on top of it, and give it to her
look at those breasts. look at those ffffffffuucking breasts. a little girl shouldnt have breasts like that. she should be in school learning how to jack me off.
I don't want to interrupt what is shaping up to be the best thread of the night but redpill me on stealing your sister's socks/panties
I have no sister but I can't imagine not doing it. Guys with sisters tell me I "don't get it" and they'd never do it, but they're also homosexual normies who you could trap in a square drawn in chalk on the ground, or keep occupied for eternity with a Bop-It, because they instinctively love obeying all restrictions and instructions.
I have an older sister who was a hot ballet dancer and I definitely stole her underwear and socks. I also have several female cousins who were all smoking hot, and I stole their underwear and socks too. If my mom was hot, I would've stole hers. But she was pudgy and had an average face so she wasn't on my sniff list
this is good objectively but she has too much confidence in herself, she would scoff at my tallywhacker and would fear me not, she'd probably give me her panties if i asked for them then b***h at me if i didnt give them back the nest day. frick that, how am i supposed to jack off to this? it cant be done.
she is pretty she just has no sexual energy to her, i could break into her room with my pants at my ankles, howling and cooing in violent passion, signaling my impending liquid climax, and she would probably just protect her hair from any stray ejaculate, roll her eyes and jump back on the telephone...
my little guy is withered simply thinking of it...
I don’t have a sister but there was a psych teacher at my high school who said sibling incest is perfectly healthy as long as protection against pregnancy is used. I’m sure he posted here.
You just know that AJ was all over that dirty laundry bag to find the dirtiest panty. The fact that his sister was dating a mulignan made it even better.
nah but I think there was something special about that daddy-daughter getaway weekend if you know what I mean
cheerios cost 4.99 now
ayyy, can u beleedat, Tone?
same amount of American money your sister charges payment of to for to have sex with her
Fricking ESL
still not worth it
man why do women have to get older. why do they do that
Carmella's underwear and Meadow's socks
sopranos has a lot of great moments but this is definitely my favorite 2 seconds of the show
i would never stop jacking off if i lived with her. never. never be seen at the breakfast table without my pud firmly in hand, stroking my semi soft wiener off under the table. think its boogers down there? no, its my red hot spicy meatball gazolazoo i mastaborted out while thinking of my sister's great big hooters and shitty attitude i will one day assfrick out of her
excellent posts
they would have to lock me up for beating off too much with my sister in the room. tony would beat the shit out of me and i wouldnt care i would pass out with a fist full of my friction burned trouser monkey. theyd have to lock me up. or they would have to send her away. and id follow her, id figure out how to live outdoors so i could spy on her and wack my taffy into the pale moonlight
>a fist full of my friction burned trouser monkey
>wack my taffy into the pale moonlight
Congrats anon I'm crying
if i lived with prime 17 year old meadow soprano i would follow her from the kitchen to her room and stick my nose under her door and jack off and hope she slips in it
for me its
what a fat israelite
>what a fat titted israelite
fixed
good god
sometimes I just want a pantykino thread but I don't think anyone likes movie underwear scenes like I do
I do
if i lived with galore prima pussy perfect 17 year old meadow soprano i would commission Fleshlight to make a fleshlight molded after her butthole, i would steal $50,000 from the bird feeder to fund the prototype, steal it and frick it
if i lived with meadow i would make her too vaguely afraid of impending sexual assault to even be able to have that snotty attitude, which i love anyway, she wouldnt know how to make me not be horny in her presence. i would grunt in higher or lower pitch and she would not be able to discern the meaning
based monkeys
Why is Furio on the enterprise
>Give me one thousand latinum more
Picking up a payment for Hesh waiting back at Deep Space Nine
>i would make her too vaguely afraid of impending sexual assault
One guy in the show did that and wound up with no teeth.
i wouldnt need them. i only exist to cum.
i would knock her up by throwing my cum at her i would sync my farts up with hers i would rig the toilet up to trap her diarrhea then id put it in a cereal bowl, jack off on top of it, and give it to her
look at those breasts. look at those ffffffffuucking breasts. a little girl shouldnt have breasts like that. she should be in school learning how to jack me off.
Her nipples poke out further than the pool cue poked out of Vito's cold dead corpse
Fat whale.
What is wrong with modern americans? Why you guys aren't attracted to normal girls like Victoria's secret models anymore?
Just say your gay, we get it
i would, she was gone all the time.. i'm sure she left her dirty undie hamper full to the brim.
Meadow was what the Zoomers call mid. She peaked with Jackie Junior then went back to midness.
D-Girl > Adriana > Stripper >>>>>>>>> all others
Oh yeah Devin was up there too because she was cute and watching a mid-Atlantic WASP wealthmog some greasy meatball was kino
Why does she have a Newgrounds top?
yes but she liked it and snuck into his room every night to kiss him (tongue) and have sweet loving brother-sister sex
I don't want to interrupt what is shaping up to be the best thread of the night but redpill me on stealing your sister's socks/panties
I have no sister but I can't imagine not doing it. Guys with sisters tell me I "don't get it" and they'd never do it, but they're also homosexual normies who you could trap in a square drawn in chalk on the ground, or keep occupied for eternity with a Bop-It, because they instinctively love obeying all restrictions and instructions.
unlike you, the illuminati member who needs to ask for help to sniff someones panties
I have an older sister who was a hot ballet dancer and I definitely stole her underwear and socks. I also have several female cousins who were all smoking hot, and I stole their underwear and socks too. If my mom was hot, I would've stole hers. But she was pudgy and had an average face so she wasn't on my sniff list
this is good objectively but she has too much confidence in herself, she would scoff at my tallywhacker and would fear me not, she'd probably give me her panties if i asked for them then b***h at me if i didnt give them back the nest day. frick that, how am i supposed to jack off to this? it cant be done.
Nah she would have loudly dropped it into dinner table conversation to demonstrate everyone else's supposed hypocrisy compared to St Meadow.
she is pretty she just has no sexual energy to her, i could break into her room with my pants at my ankles, howling and cooing in violent passion, signaling my impending liquid climax, and she would probably just protect her hair from any stray ejaculate, roll her eyes and jump back on the telephone...
my little guy is withered simply thinking of it...
Literally darker than Jamal Ginsberg.
Have any of you Black folk actually been attracted to their sister? If so, is she younger or older?
>t. only child
I don’t have a sister but there was a psych teacher at my high school who said sibling incest is perfectly healthy as long as protection against pregnancy is used. I’m sure he posted here.
You know he does.
Why did the Paulie-smelling-Ade's-panties plotpoint go nowhere? Why did Chris confuse him with someone else when he SAW him do it?
paulie told him to go to him instead of tony if he has a problem
Why didnt tony fricking the barone office girl go anywhere? That was weird
It was just a quick frick, so what?
i did that once and felt so ashamed and didn't jerk off for 3 months
Meadow is one of the only accurate depictions of a teenage girl
you ever think paulie did?
Reminder that AJ's actor is now the same age as James Gandolfini when he started the show.
bruh
>do you think AJ ever stole her dirty underwear?
You just know that AJ was all over that dirty laundry bag to find the dirtiest panty. The fact that his sister was dating a mulignan made it even better.
I left my girlfriend of four years and the past two weeks have given me hope again and happiness.
boo fricking hoo
ywnbaw
get dabbed on normie
She's better in the last season when she's slim.