do you think I'd have a chance with her if we were both lost on a desert island?

do you think I'd have a chance with her if we were both lost on a desert island?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >desert
    >island
    Pick one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I meant dessert island

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sounds delicious

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think she pissed herself while in the water? I mean nobody would ever know...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. You seem like a decent enough dude.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd do indecent things to her, if you catch my drift

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s gonna stop you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ana lucia would probably frick him up

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just rape her whenever you want to. What's she going to do, run away?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who’s gonna stop you?

      but what if we were rescued? i might lose my job or something else

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kill her and hide the remains or throw them out to the sea or something

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes, you could overpower her and her cavewoman insticts will kick in once you've claimed her and tamed her and proved you're a dominant male and she won't leave you alone.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the way he sniffs then piss cup
      what an insane degenerate lad.
      love him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was unexpected.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has NERVE.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eventually, but she'll probably want to peg you first.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't she gay? Or did she just say she was a lesbian to make herself seem more hot at the time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      latter, lesbians are not a real thing. it's women who want chad but can't get him making up an identity to cope with the fact they're not valuable. seen the most bulldyke b***h drop the act she was maintaning for years because chad glanced her way and apparently she got dyked by him and became normal. grew her hair out, changed her entire clothing stlye. everything. not a real thing. women's entire lives revolve around getting the valuable and attractive apex male.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lesbianism is a defense mechanism to scare away non-chads. Unfortunately it is often too effective and scares away chads too. However all lesbians love wiener. They still use dildos after all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >seen the most bulldyke b***h drop the act she was maintaning for years because chad glanced her way and apparently she got dyked by him
        That's probably pretty insane if true. Did it actually take or did she go back to being a hard-core lesbo after a while?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I asked out a lesbian who once while she was literally in a relationship with a woman, and she was thrilled and showed up in a blue dress with decent makeup I had never seen her wear before. It was just the one date, but she was completely prepared to just become straight and feminine when she realized it was possible she could be in a relationship with a man

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this, women can't be anything but women. their biological imperatives rule over their existence, unlike men.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The womb is just too powerful. Might be more powerful than the dick.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it definitely is, man. we've been so thourougly mindfricked by youknowwho's media that we've forgotten what should be primordial fact. women are for breeding. that's it. men are the achievers. women are the reward.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably yeah, provided you're really the only one around. With women, it's really about options.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Age: 45
    gross

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd eat her taco

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pink nipples
      color me surprise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's quite obviously photoshopped

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not photoshopped, you stupid frick. It's from a movie where she's playing a male assassin that gets forcefully sex changed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he fell for /misc/ race-o-nomics again
        many such cases. I bet you look up haplogroups too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice merkin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this AI, CGI or legit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's from The Assignment (2016)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          postlegit but before AI, makes it CGI I presume?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, she's just wearing a thick merkin

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              u talkin plastic enhancements? what for? this ain't the 80s, we've got modern technology for our beauty standards now

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbians are a fricking meme. Even the fattest, beardiest bulldyke will want to get inseminated when she ovulates.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this.

      >seen the most bulldyke b***h drop the act she was maintaning for years because chad glanced her way and apparently she got dyked by him
      That's probably pretty insane if true. Did it actually take or did she go back to being a hard-core lesbo after a while?

      it's exactly as i told you. you'd swear she was the most hardcore dyke you've ever seen and then turned it completely around. women are a joke. she did a whole 180 that she was unrecognizable. these people are not happy, man. they're either disturbed or putting up a front. heterosexual attraction is the only real attraction. she apparently is dating a guy who's a mid-level stock broker.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder she's a product of incest

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >She also stated on the show that there was some racial conflict between her families, since her Puerto Rican father had a light complexion as opposed to her darker skinned Dominican mother.
    kek, latinos are so much more obsessed with skin color than whites. It perfectly matches my experience with my in-laws too!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Negative.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're there long enough, sure. She'll claim it was rape after you're rescued though.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she would take you in a dominant womanly fashion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Look up all of her convictions.
      Be gentle, mamí.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rodriguez turned down appearing again in Avatar: The Way of Water and told director James Cameron why. “Dude, when I saw Jim [Cameron] recently, he was like, ‘I was thinking, “What if Michelle came back? A lot of the other characters came back [in “The Way of Water”],'” Rodriguez told Vanity Fair. “I was like, ‘You can’t do that — I died as a martyr.'” She added that it would be “overkill” for her character to come back posthumously, no pun intended, as her franchise roles always return from the dead. “I came back in ‘Resident Evil,’ I wasn’t supposed to,” she told Cameron. “I came back in ‘Machete,’ I wasn’t supposed to. I came back with ‘Letty,’ I wasn’t supposed to. We can’t do a fourth [time], that would be overkill!” Rodriguez continued, “I don’t understand, it’s so weird. I guess they don’t know what to do with the girl who doesn’t have a boyfriend. ‘She doesn’t have a boyfriend. Should we keep her alive, or kill her?'”
    Michelle is based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >turns down easy money for nonsensical reasons like these

      no, she's an idiot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, she cares more about the craft than the paycheck, moron. EVERYONE is all about the easy money and its turned movies/tv into the slop machine they are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Caring about the "craft" in these shitty avatar movies is moronic
          There is no craft, the scripts are jacked from other, better productions and the only important thing going on is blue cartoon cat people

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I have a chance with a hotter, younger chick at work, you have a chance with Michelle, homie.
    We're all gonna make it, lads. Lift some weights today.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shes a feisty dyke so I would take her out with a sneak attack. Dont want to risk an infection/injury if she fights back and fear/stress is bad for the meat.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could have her if you bought her some taco bell

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When she first appeared in Fast and Furious, she looked like some weird asian

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