Do you think Madam Web will be any good?

Do you think Madam Web will be any good?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not expecting much no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy they're hot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >women in tight costumes looking down at the camera with derision
      Haha wow who would enjoy such a view amirite?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not the same if they won’t free bleed on you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course the black b***h is moronic enough to have the obnoxious fricking hair that defies the point of a secret identity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure if you noticed, but all their hair is hanging the frick out with their faces barely concealed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course the black b***h is moronic enough to have the obnoxious fricking hair that defies the point of a secret identity.

          >superman gets away with just putting on a pair of glasses

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like the bevel effect on their costumes and like the tightness, hope we get something series than this.

      All you really need is Moner and Sweeney and the black one in spandex with their hot bodies shown off, plus some fetish fuel bondage scenes, and Dakota being a Dommy Mommy to the girl's.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will it be better or worse than morbius is the big question

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fixed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gotta make sure my hair is exposed so people will know I'm a woman
      >no way this long hair will be an issue like someone grabbing it during a fight
      Also no one gives two fricks about these literal who characters.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they're going to figure out they're women regardless anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it so difficult to see them as anything other than porn stars getting ready to do anal? Just look at the lips on the right and tell me her throat isn't just primed for deepthroat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seek help

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the darkie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well damn, I SHALL be watching.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >black characters must have afros at all times.
      They killed my love of the afro, I fricking hate these homosexuals so fricking much.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spy Kids x Spiderman Crossover?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they should look for actresses who look good in costume first. They don't know how to sell films of this genre, male brand show what the boys want to see.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or they could look for actresses who can act first.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do I shot web?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      afro looks stupid but the ebony queen has the best body

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cast beautiful actresses
      >dress them in fricking hijabs
      The costume designer should be dipped anus-first into an active volcano.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >catsuits
        >"hijabs"
        Idiot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell your handlers to start reshoots and put some boob windows in those "catsuits," you queer little Sony shill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >form-fitting suit with haram markings
        >hijab
        You're an idiot.

        Tell your handlers to start reshoots and put some boob windows in those "catsuits," you queer little Sony shill.

        Professionally.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we demand to be taken seriously

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pathetic

      Mommy i want to jack off and cum for you mommy web shooter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bland costumes, needs a tummy window for moner and a boob window for sweeney

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that hugeass afro

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that filename bro

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Isn't there only spider totem per universe? Why are there like 5 spidergirls and an evil spiderman in the same universe. Doesn't madam web specifically lose her universe in a catastrophe and then works to start bringing spidertotems together to defeat greater evils? She was never any kind of a warrior or anything just a seer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is why the spiderverse is stupid. they should have just made peter black and gay so everyone would ignore it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what capeshit caring reduces the mind to
      walk away, the sooner capeshit dies the better

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife : )

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you think gargling shit could be any good?
    no

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Sir Anthony tore up her taco with his fat pink mast

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he licked her fava bean till she became a petite little fountain.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how can you guys waifu her after this?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          easy. it's hot.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You just know Hopkins with his experience, his alphaness źand his skilled tongue would pleasure the little caramel crumpet into blissful squirming moaning heaven.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Antony Hopkins is a cool dude

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm ashamed to admit, but I'm kinda into old ugly bastard NTR, especially with short hair girls. I don't think I'd like it in real life, but as a fantasy it turns me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really can't believe he got to tap prime Moner. Being old in Hollywood must be based

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          since when cuddling the same as 'tapping'

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Since we all know what old guys in Hollywood have been doing to new talent since the dawn of showbiz, at least when the cameras are off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that filthy welsh bastard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I deserve a cute latina gf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want a cute latino bf.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I cleared 7 figure networth in 2023 and I'm dating a girl with an ass like Hank Hill who literally, quite literally, does not know how to operate a stove or an oven at 25 years old.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am also worth $10,000.00

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cleared 7 figure networth in 2023

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a lookalike.

      ...Right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they get old quick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What are you even talking about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know the tattoos mark the longest penis they have. Yeah.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would rather watch Dakota and Adam Scott in some low key TV comedy as NYC paramedics instead of this dumb superhero stuff. I'll still watch though.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not at all. I think it's going to be horrible and they know it.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she is acting too bimbo now
    all the attention is ruining her bros...

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I shot web all over her?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. But I will fap to webms from it of Sweeney and Moner.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White mans burden to breed caramel girls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think that's actually what this movie is all about, symbolically.. not sure if it's the burden or the coping and seething about it by incels

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Already have my ticket. I planning on gooning in the theater so I got a seat in the back corner. Bringing a ziplock bag to cum in. Then I’ll try to drip some on girls while I leave

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. I'm edging during the 50 Shades movies over and over again to build up endurance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guides to jerking off in a theater?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope so, going to watch it with my nephew to make sure he doesn't turn gay.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Monertoy so much.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monerus Bonerus

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the bratty head movement

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine spanking moner

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating her out
    >she says ayyye papi
    >cum

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a sexpot

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perky

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the image that saved Cinemaphile

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Small and perky is the absolute fricking best, bros.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humina humina

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having watched the trailer, I think I can safely say this shit is going to be the first film to make $0 at the box office.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's hot. I've done the math

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all girls so I'm not watching. I'm only interested in movies with young and handsome main characters. Like Blue Beetle and Shazam.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will be spending 500 buckaroonies on the Moner and Sydney Hot Toys. However I will not waste my money on watching the movie.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about this shitskin child

    We're here for the Tit Goddess and Mommy Dakota

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2/3 is a failing grade.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's rated PG-13 so frick off coomers.

    >Madame Web (for violence/action and language.) Columbia Pictures

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like that's going to stop me.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sneed???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MERCED-ES

        >mersneedes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MERCED-ES

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rape

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rape ends in impregnated moner womb

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tummy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no tail
            0/10

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fixed 🙂

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              by making everything blurry?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FRICK

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need to EAT

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Not d3 coomer actresses can't save it.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >will new thing be good?
    There are so many critically acclaimed forms of media that you will NEVER be able to finish unless they somehow discover a means of immortality. If something new is released and it's good they'll still talk about it in five years.

    I always give new media around five years to even THINK about slightly showing an interest. Why do I do this? Because I fricking hate shills, I hate evil monopolistic media corporations and they want you to hype up their stupid shit now. In five years, if anyone still gives a shit, I might look it up and download it illegally, watch it, enjoy it, and continue to contribute nothing to the sick corporate machine that is murdering the planet.
    In the mean time there is so much good shit out there I'll never have time to watch, a lot is public domain and easily available and the rest is easily stolen, let the test of time decide if something is worth devoting a few hours of vague attention, give the corporations nothing.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "How may I serve you, Papi?"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tattoo
      and into the trash

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm dumpster diving

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Welcome to like 4 years ago

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning, I love Moner https://mega.nz/folder/didRxIAD#LvoF1-x6paCJJiIlsCzuBw

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we now live in a world where hunter is hotter than moner

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want a tomboy moner xx fem hunter kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Booba

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In your dreams you degenerate freak

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brave, but ultimately futile.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any nudes yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          like an ancient statue

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Delicious golden brown

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your troony discord isnt the real world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We do not live in your imagination anon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we now live in a world where hunter is hotter than moner

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont live on planet moron though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will now simp for hunter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >prettier and hotter than moner
      >no tattoos
      >bigger and nicer boobs than sweeney
      >nicer face than both
      how can Cinemaphile deny hunter is the future?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot
        >bigger wiener than moner

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i didn't want to make assumptions about things i couldn't see

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >assumptions

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bait

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and hotter than moner
        and nicer boobs than sweeney
        face than both
        Maybe on planet moron

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cute

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that honker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can cum deep inside him every night and have zero worries. Cinemaphile is gay if they wouldn't want that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >video proof of hunter from every angle showing how hot she is
      >n-no this one image from 5 years ago says otherwise
      Cinemaphile is in massive denial about their true feelings

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every angle
        >literally faces the camera the entire time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yummo

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well well well

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >anons are finally seeing how mid moner is compared to hunter

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moner is cute, but for me it's her millenial version

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      VERY close to seeing her goods.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was a role model for most young hispanic girls growing up in the 00s, then they found out shes not even hispanic but asian (filipino)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sister so jealous of Vanessa she became a pornbawd for attention
      lol
      lmao even

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who? Your sister?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pudgens still a qt but dating some weird looking MLB homosexual

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Moner win?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all won

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Moner
    >Sweeney
    I will watch your movie someday.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dunno lol

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The perfect build.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that early pregnancy or just bad posture combined with belly fat?

      I'm not sure if I can fap to this picture... pregancy is disgusting and knowing there is a fetus in there ruins it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dunno lol

      Cinemaphile cast this movie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remake of La Belle Noiseuse with Moner.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEX

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    licky licky uh

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill to see her fricked by a black behemoth

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moner is...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sexually attractive

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished a 4 hour fap session with an AI futa Moner.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One posses the awareness

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn, the conquistadors came ashore to that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, the conquistadors MADE that with the natives

        Mexicans are half native tribal and half spanish european people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she will have to pretend to be attracted to bella ramsey
      fricking LMAO

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not much of a waifugay, but Moner is the sole exception. She'd be perfect if she wasn't the typical braindead LA lib

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who gives a shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me. Duh. You got brain damage?

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moner will set you free

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moner will set you free

      Would it kill you Black folk to TRY to keep your file sizes above ant-size?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AI upscale

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This seems to be the original size

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          babe

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a consummate zoomer, my only knowledge of madame web is from the animated series, and I hated everything about that portion of it.

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As an Englishman, I deserve a latina alpaca shepherdess gf.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GIWTWM

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only if it have Spider-Man screaming MADAAAAAAAMMMMM WEEEEEEBBB in it

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The voice acting in the trailer was atrocious.
    Even having hot girls in skin tight suits can't save it.

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile bros, is it safe to see this movie in the theater? I want to because of Dakota and the others. That said, even though it's coming out on Valentine's day, it seems tailor made for the single Cinemaphile audience and Dakota wants us to see it (twice). So I'm not sure what the singles policy on this movie is. Did Hollywood finally make a Valentine's film for the single Cinemaphile audience or what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dakota gave us an exception to the singles policy lad. She released that video for us.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Queen of Cinemaphile

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mexican Maisie Williams
    >Downie Sweeny
    >Hag Johnson
    >Worst Emma
    wow what a lineup

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huntergay is trying extra hard today

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're all hot

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not even gona pirate

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For a second there I thought it was an Alita thread.

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m expecting it to be awful. I’m also expecting Sonys spider-universe movies to ruin the next Tom Holland film because instead of being the grounded standalone film we all want it’s going to be packed with cameos and references to Venom and Morbius and The Amazing Spider-Man series and shit

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many times are going to see it?

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She looks the same as she always has.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's clearly doubled in size compared to the bikini beach pics

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh huh.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes dude any moment now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >continually posts old pics instead of current ones
          i accept your denial

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That picture is newer than the one you presented as her being "fat"

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >look it up
              >she says it was taken in 2020
              why do you lie?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's from November 2023.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how do you sleep at night being a liar?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's so hot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I NEED a petite brown latina gf and I won't accept anything less

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting
    >feel like shit trying to squat
    >see OP
    >soreness and exhaustion gone in place of animalistic vigor
    Is this the power of Moner?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to manhood.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican Maisie Williams

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      extremely faceblind
      Maisie is an uggo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why is this pointed out over and over like it's new information?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it gets (You)s so they continue to post it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why though? Actress looks like other actress isn't very interesting information

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Maisie is fugly, don't bring her up in this thread

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Be nice

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Moner.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just how much web will this movie produce?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How much ya got?

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think that when you people say web you are not talking about web at all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait, what?

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post the webm of her laying on the couch

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this is the look she gives you when you ask if she'd still love you if you were a worm

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a hideous troll. Yuck!

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They're clearly sexy, regardless. Whining about muh hijabs is just stupid.

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    > "Your Monertoy is ready, anon! Ready to serve you in every way..."

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And then tie her up in your Web

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Her mother is The Creator of the Source Material for Monertoy. Thank you, Izzy's mum.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sure a better pick of the last one coulda been chosen?

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY DOOLY

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh sweet mercy. Every time I see this girl I have another puberty.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sydney's mask looks awful. Too bulky compared to the other costumes, looks like Kane's.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't they have white lenses in the masks? At least semi transparent ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        coz then we wouldn't be able to clearly see their prostitute eyes

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    Be nice

    She doesn't hold a candle to Moner

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon, if this movie made literally zero dollars at the box office it would not lose as much money as The Marvels did.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is suicide fuel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually I think it's jerkoff material.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jerk your shrimpy all you want, we'll never have moner to ourselves

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But future generations might, and so the world might be mended.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    As an autistic Kryptonian I deserve a brown tomboy gf.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    we know you're dumb since moner was casted in DC like a year ago

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what year did she peak?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whichever year Transformers was

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moner bears a strong resemblance to Jenna Colman from Doctor Who.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jenna is extremely good looking so that checks out

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    God bless Michael Bay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican Maisie Williams

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's your point?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moner isn't Mexican

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You obviously mustn't be looking at them very hard. Maisie is a total uggo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moner isn't Mexican

        He stretched Moner's face to make it look more like Maisie's goblina face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Faceblind

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mite b gud

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything for moner

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a little worried watching this with my gf. 1 cute girl on the screen is fine...

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think Moner the boner donor

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is still here?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peculiar init?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's the factor of attraction

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True. And also the factor of who decides what gets pruned.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God almighty

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fill Moner up w/ bananas, bran muffins & acai bowls and then have her shit in my mouth

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will view without pants.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moner boner

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