Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate?

Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does karate?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it an allegory for drugs?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh man this is obviously an allegory for DROOGS or SEX because nobody ever has difficult habits to drop that aren't EPIC, EDGY AND MATURE
      god i hate normalgays

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What other "habit" has made people lose their jobs?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          what other squirrel lives underwater and is friends with a sponge?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Violently attacking one of the customers

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          picking my nose and eating it while preparing burgers at macdonalds

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was it an allegory for drugs?

        Anything can be a drugs tbh
        Even shitposting on Cinemaphile

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spbp

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spbp

        It’s literally a sex joke. I’m sorry if that makes you uncomfortable

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only sex joke here is you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, that was the fishing hooks episode.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the krusty krabs becomes a crack house in the end of the episode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no it was a sex metaphor

      • 4 months ago
        FroggyGreen

        This. Mr Krabs was in the right, land creatures and sea creatures breeding together is not natural.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLEGHAGHUM

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      BELGIUM

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        BLENDER 3D

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          BEELZEBUB

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally shaking and shitting and cumming. Next time spoiler this shit.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fun to theorize how something might be an allegory, but to assume that everything HAS to be an allegory and being incapable of comprehending how it might not be, doesn't make you smart
    you're not some genius who "sees past to the metaphor", you're a simpleminded idiot who is unable to see what's in front of him so he needs it rationalized in a way he's familiar with

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sandy is an adrenaline junkie who's idea of a good time is death-defying action. Her idea of a fourth date may as well end in karate.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you can't recognize obvious sex jokes you might be sexually repressed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hungry sees food wherever he goes, the well fed does not

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          People who have sex can recognize sex jokes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No no no no no
      It’s a sex joke man. You don’t have to squirm and be weird about it.

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