She replied to me so angrily once I have no reason to doubt that wasn't her. She posts her comics here herself.
No, I'm not looking through tbh. Frick you.
she better not because i'm not gonna stop drawing it
maybe she'll appreciate how much i try to make it feel accurate to the tone of the comic instead of generic furry shit with a coat of paint
2 years ago
Anonymous
And you are...?
2 years ago
Anonymous
joe mamma
2 years ago
Anonymous
>i'm not gonna stop drawing it
You can't say that and then not post a sample. I'm fairly certain it's against the Geneva convention.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I suspect the fact she throws so much clearly "adult" humor is because she realized she won't want her kids to google anyone from the comic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Imagine her grown up kids finding porn of their catsonas fricking their mom
[...]
I like to imagine he's a closet gay and has constant gay sex with his bros
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I like to imagine he's a closet gay and has constant gay sex with his bros
I prefer to imagine he never thought about that nor had any interest before finding photos of himself online and is genuinely shocked and flustered at anyone being into him, but the positive attention too tempting so he makes a secret account to post more
I'm absulutely sure Bill Gates browses Cinemaphile. I once called Windows shit and got a reply saying no way, Windows is the best and I suck dicks.
I could tell it was him due to how angrily he responded. I talked to Bill Gates.
He's pointing out your flawed moronic proof. Now it's not unheard of to hear artists browsing Cinemaphile, but just because some shill got angry doesn't mean they're the actual creator.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It was too detailed and written like it was written by a woman. I know woman hands when I see them.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Some people have this thing called EMPATHY and a DEVELOPED PREFRONTAL CORTEX
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're not fooling anyone, Chesca.
2 years ago
Anonymous
shut the frick up already c**t
2 years ago
Anonymous
this is no place for anti semitism and white privilege bullshit anon
that was OLD Cinemaphile, anonymous. nowadays anybody with enough talent and smarts to have a future worth giving a shit about knows not to get any of this place's slime on em.
Cucks don't think about how men who aren't pathetic and degenerate really act, nor are they really able to. They usually rationalize the fricked up situations they obsess over with cynical darwinist appeals to a natural hierarchy in humans and incel-like ramblings about alphas, betas and womens' psychology.
If you've seen Industrycuck around, you'll understand how any example that contradicts their mindset spurs violent angry spergouts in them.
cat dad is an out of shape manchild, of course the cat mom would eventually start oglin someone in shape and too masculine. of course she will have to keep it a secret for her children
>cat dad is an out of shape manchild,
She's both also out of shape and also a womanchild, they have nothing if not the same life goals and lifestyle.
>of course the cat mom would eventually start oglin someone in shape and too masculine.
Why? because you want her to? You do realize that if she wanted a strict masculine military dude there's literally never a shortage of those right? Why would she begin caring about that when she's older and has a lower libido than when she was young and single?
>of course she will have to keep it a secret for her children
Or maybe she just doesn't because brain chemistry changes when you have kids and you don't care about almost anything but them.
>She's both also out of shape and also a womanchild
she looks fine with a good shape despite having 2 children. all women are childish, they need a man to take the role of her father to straighten them up, they like to take orders just like with daddy
2 years ago
Anonymous
>she looks fine with a good shape despite having 2 children.
Because it's a drawing. The dad also probably looks way beefier than he would be save for the gut.
>all women are childish, they need a man to take the role of her father to straighten them up, they like to take orders just like with daddy
>She's both also out of shape and also a womanchild,
Have you see those HIPS? >she's older and has a lower libido than when she was young and single?
Never been the case, some of the horniest mfs I've seen were older people
Can't be a Jodie if you're not cucking other military men. I can see fatcat dad getting cucked while he goes to stand in line for 4 hours for some video game's midnight release.
It's not that she won't betray him, it's just that after two kids and miles and miles of big barbed cat wiener tearing her up nobody else really wants her. Not that she feels much down there anyway
>tfw no snarky yet loyal wife to grow old with in a comfy house in a middle class suburb as we raise our kids through trial & error while fumbling through parenthood but eventually turn out triumphant as our children become successful adults and we reminisce fondly upon memories as we enjoy our retirements
Then my only advice is:
Get over yourself and have some damned kids. The second they're born your brain chemistry will do its work and you'll hate every kid except yours because they're clearly perfect in every way.
The sooner you get over that 'I hate kids' shit the sooner you can undergo the adjustment and move on.
>Get over yourself and have some damned kids. The second they're born your brain chemistry will do its work and you'll hate every kid except yours because they're clearly perfect in every way.
Some of the worst advice I have ever seen on Cinemaphile, convinced it was typed by some sort of advanced AI who has never met a human being and has only been fed biological facts
>waaaah I want to be a normal human being waaah
have you ever considered stopping using Cinemaphile and becoming a well-adjusted member of society, anon? You can enjoy comics and cartoons and not be anon, you know.
>Letting another (supposedly) male drink your wife's nectar >Not asserting your dominance by showing YOU were sucking on that first
You know what we call your kind around here
2 years ago
Anonymous
>letting yourself get cucked by a kid
Breast milk is for men, not children.
>this post scares me into thinking I'm making the wrong decision
Not really. Love is really good as a concept, but in real life? Massive pain in the ass.
I mean I don't know about their sex life but they still seem to enjoy each other's company. And in old age I feel like that's all a relationship need be
Love comes from attachment and you can love someone just because you've been with them for so long, lived through so much together and understand eachother so well that they matter to you. Love after a lifetime of marriage is real friendship when you're no longer horny and insecure, thats why young marriages have better success rates than older ones, less experiences separate means more experiences together and people simply change with age.
Black person did I just catch your both? let me educate you; semite isn't a real word, it's a made-up word by gypsies just like israelites. israelites are Israelitis, a sub-race of gypsies part of the species of gypsies that come from the middle east. You're welcome.
My parents had that. It was hard but fair, happy times, and then illness struck. It broke us, just like that, a flash of light and that happiness: gone. I will never have what they had, but at least I won't see it burn up right in front of me. Eh. at least there are this and other comics around.
I'm fairly certain i could pull better than that but the problem is that i don't even know where to fricking meet people. I don't know where people go to meet. My social environment got completely annihilated by the rona and politics and i no longer know where the rest of the world is outside work.
>where to fricking meet people.
Facebook you fricking moron. Facebook had a data leak like 5-8 years ago. You can meet every person in your area or just get some balls and knock at every neighbor's door and tell them you want to be friends.
Where the frick is this gay ass cuck fetish shit coming from?
I swear to god you morons just keep memeing yourselves into unironically enjoying dumbshit fetishes, I can't imagine being that malleable
Would margarita count as cheese pizza? I recall them usually coming with tomato slices and more Italian style taste. But I add pepperoni to everything so can't remember.
People deserving gutamo for BBQ on pizza is right though.
It got requested in the /trash/ drawthread and here in Cinemaphile a lot and one of the artists who drew it said it was a commission so it's quite literally one guy
>being so fixated on a furry-ized depiction of a real life woman you want so badly that you both beg and pay for art of her being completely infatuated and cheating on her husband with you, depicted as some 8 ft tall shredded dog man who has scars and tattoos and is totally in the military
remember that no matter how bad things might seem sometimes, at least you're not this guy
Yeah and the kitten is a real one too, makes it specially weird because neither are anthro in their own comic and she just made them that way for this crossover and anon thinks it means she wants to frick it.
shit would get real weird if they suddenly had a regular-ass dog and cat show up though.
>anon thinks it means she wants to frick it.
Yep.
>being so fixated on a furry-ized depiction of a real life woman you want so badly that you both beg and pay for art of her being completely infatuated and cheating on her husband with you, depicted as some 8 ft tall shredded dog man who has scars and tattoos and is totally in the military
remember that no matter how bad things might seem sometimes, at least you're not this guy
why whenever there's someone obssessive like this its always some dumbass shit or some nonsensical deviantart-tier fetish
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Why
A.U.T.I.S.M my man, they become fixated on things very easily and want to combine their fixations
especially the "she looks like she fricks human men, i'm not a furry though furgays are disgusting" Black folk
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cucking the cat dad with your superior human wiener is a patrician taste and per definition not being a furgay. Its only furry if you self insert as a furry.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>your
lmao Black person if human women don't want your dick the cat lady won't feel any differently
>with you, depicted as some 8 ft tall shredded dog man who has scars and tattoos and is totally in the military
Anon its fricking Brutus from Pixie and Brutus.
shopping for night shift is a pain in the ass trying to find food i can make that doesnt have a shitton of fat and sugar in it.
what non-coffee caffeine can i get?
Who has time for the gym when you are providing for your family, raising your kids, going to their extracurricular activities, fricking your wife, and upkeeping the house?
Fat frick bodies are usually a massve gunt without any upper body and fat legs and ass from the only exercise they do being transporting their weight from one chair to another, The dad in this comic has huge arms and skinny legs which means he was decently fit and only gained weight from getting too old to have the same diet he had as a young guy, It's the body type you see in Marines and manual laborers, your body simply gets worse at processing fat when you're in your 30s and 40s
Who has time for the gym when you are providing for your family, raising your kids, going to their extracurricular activities, fricking your wife, and upkeeping the house?
I would buy it if I saw him do at least one of these
In every strip where either of them eat the cat wife is always, always pigging out way more than him, you can bet the real life one is fat as hell
I had an ex who would watch me play story based vidya like this. I distinctly remember her loving watching me play Arkham Asylum to the point she wanted me to wait to finish it until she could come over to watch it.
1. some homewrecking coomer is never going to be capable of doing this. the kids just grow up to resent him
2. the older kid is already imprinted and has a good relationship with his real dad. he'd be old enough to remember how the homewrecker came in and fricked everything up
Your cuckshit meme fetish has warped your perception of reality
Look, I know one of the main jokes of this comic is that the boys are spoiled little buttholes, but jesus christ there isn't even a fricking joke to go along with this one, it's literally just a kid being a fricking shitheel to his father in the direct wake of some obviously devastating news. What the frick?
Author claims that's a direct quote from her kids: https://twitter.com/LitterboxComics/status/1501987967518318600
I believe it. Seven year old kids can't properly empathize yet if they can even grasp such heavy emotions. Hell, kids just start understanding the concept of "consequences" when they're six years old and it takes them years to really understand that. Kids are savage idiots that you can't legally hit when they frick up.
Some of the posts were all in a row in an interval of like 30-35 seconds with a new IP, suffice to say, it's an autist trying to coopt the comic to associate it with his fetish to attract others.
You mean about how we want to frick the suburban anthro-cat mommy? Or that we dream about living happily as a geeky married couple who love each other and their families unconditionally?
Make fan art of the cat mom as a Giant and the dad cat climbing and the older kid saying "Wow! This is like God of War!" and the younger cat saying "Attack on Titan" and then Giant Mom Cat and climbing Cat Dad looking in disgust as neither of their children have heard of Shadow of the Colossus.
Of course she does. She posts here.
Doubt.
She replied to me so angrily once I have no reason to doubt that wasn't her. She posts her comics here herself.
No, I'm not looking through tbh. Frick you.
>artists posting their own shit here for clickbait
>get mad when everyone makes porn of it
She doesn't care iirc
she better not because i'm not gonna stop drawing it
maybe she'll appreciate how much i try to make it feel accurate to the tone of the comic instead of generic furry shit with a coat of paint
And you are...?
joe mamma
>i'm not gonna stop drawing it
You can't say that and then not post a sample. I'm fairly certain it's against the Geneva convention.
I suspect the fact she throws so much clearly "adult" humor is because she realized she won't want her kids to google anyone from the comic.
Imagine her grown up kids finding porn of their catsonas fricking their mom
I like to imagine he's a closet gay and has constant gay sex with his bros
>I like to imagine he's a closet gay and has constant gay sex with his bros
I prefer to imagine he never thought about that nor had any interest before finding photos of himself online and is genuinely shocked and flustered at anyone being into him, but the positive attention too tempting so he makes a secret account to post more
I'm absulutely sure Bill Gates browses Cinemaphile. I once called Windows shit and got a reply saying no way, Windows is the best and I suck dicks.
I could tell it was him due to how angrily he responded. I talked to Bill Gates.
Nice strawman
>Still refusing to believe creators post on Cinemaphile
He's pointing out your flawed moronic proof. Now it's not unheard of to hear artists browsing Cinemaphile, but just because some shill got angry doesn't mean they're the actual creator.
It was too detailed and written like it was written by a woman. I know woman hands when I see them.
Some people have this thing called EMPATHY and a DEVELOPED PREFRONTAL CORTEX
You're not fooling anyone, Chesca.
shut the frick up already c**t
this is no place for anti semitism and white privilege bullshit anon
We've all witnessed that the more based Cinemaphile creators come here, anon. Just sit there and up the shut frick now.
that was OLD Cinemaphile, anonymous. nowadays anybody with enough talent and smarts to have a future worth giving a shit about knows not to get any of this place's slime on em.
Brutus would never target a married woman
Cucks don't think about how men who aren't pathetic and degenerate really act, nor are they really able to. They usually rationalize the fricked up situations they obsess over with cynical darwinist appeals to a natural hierarchy in humans and incel-like ramblings about alphas, betas and womens' psychology.
If you've seen Industrycuck around, you'll understand how any example that contradicts their mindset spurs violent angry spergouts in them.
the frick are you talking about
You, apparently.
cat dad is an out of shape manchild, of course the cat mom would eventually start oglin someone in shape and too masculine. of course she will have to keep it a secret for her children
>cat dad is an out of shape manchild,
She's both also out of shape and also a womanchild, they have nothing if not the same life goals and lifestyle.
>of course the cat mom would eventually start oglin someone in shape and too masculine.
Why? because you want her to? You do realize that if she wanted a strict masculine military dude there's literally never a shortage of those right? Why would she begin caring about that when she's older and has a lower libido than when she was young and single?
>of course she will have to keep it a secret for her children
Or maybe she just doesn't because brain chemistry changes when you have kids and you don't care about almost anything but them.
>She's both also out of shape and also a womanchild
she looks fine with a good shape despite having 2 children. all women are childish, they need a man to take the role of her father to straighten them up, they like to take orders just like with daddy
>she looks fine with a good shape despite having 2 children.
Because it's a drawing. The dad also probably looks way beefier than he would be save for the gut.
>all women are childish, they need a man to take the role of her father to straighten them up, they like to take orders just like with daddy
Your mom tell you that?
>She's both also out of shape and also a womanchild,
Have you see those HIPS?
>she's older and has a lower libido than when she was young and single?
Never been the case, some of the horniest mfs I've seen were older people
No, but a married woman might just target him.
No need to target when the b***h's already on your dick
cuck saga when? imagine cat mom taking brutus big swoling throbbing knot
never, she won't draw brutus again because of you
Fine. I'll do it myself then.
i guess she flew too close to the sun and now she can't do anything but to fall down
Brutus would never turn Jodie, he's not that kind of guy
"turn Jodie"?
Jody is a military term for a man who fricks a guys wife while he's deployed
Can't be a Jodie if you're not cucking other military men. I can see fatcat dad getting cucked while he goes to stand in line for 4 hours for some video game's midnight release.
I hate you NTRgays so much it’s unreal
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, SHE WILL NOT FRICK BRUTUS, SHE WILL NOT BETRAY CAT DAD AND NO ONE IS WILLING TO MAKE YOUR FANTASY COME TRUE
>HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, SHE WILL NOT FRICK BRUTUS
This bit you got right. Cat mom is for BHC(big human wiener)
>SHE WILL NOT BETRAY CAT DAD AND NO ONE IS WILLING TO MAKE YOUR FANTASY COME TRUE
Not with that attitude or no money, no
It's not that she won't betray him, it's just that after two kids and miles and miles of big barbed cat wiener tearing her up nobody else really wants her. Not that she feels much down there anyway
Is that what they've told you anon? that it's because of the kids and not you?
Barbed penises just don't work in this wholesome family setting. All anatomically correct penises don't, in fact.
Gamr humor.
Frick off if you dont know this comic.
No, I don't think I will.
>tfw no snarky yet loyal wife to grow old with in a comfy house in a middle class suburb as we raise our kids through trial & error while fumbling through parenthood but eventually turn out triumphant as our children become successful adults and we reminisce fondly upon memories as we enjoy our retirements
>Men only want one thing and it's fricking disgusting.
They have that in fantasy land.
Come on, anon, your fantasies should be at least somewhat realistic.
I hate kids and don't want to raise them but I'm also terrified of the idea of becoming old and not having any younger famliy
if you don't have nephew or nieces you're shit out of luck, just go and have some kids already
i got lucky both my brothers have kids so i'm off the hook
You need some major attitude adjustment, lady.
Then my only advice is:
Get over yourself and have some damned kids. The second they're born your brain chemistry will do its work and you'll hate every kid except yours because they're clearly perfect in every way.
The sooner you get over that 'I hate kids' shit the sooner you can undergo the adjustment and move on.
>The second they're born your brain chemistry will do its work
You can't guarantee that.
>The second they're born your brain chemistry will do its work
All the deadbeat dads would like to have a word with you
>Get over yourself and have some damned kids. The second they're born your brain chemistry will do its work and you'll hate every kid except yours because they're clearly perfect in every way.
Some of the worst advice I have ever seen on Cinemaphile, convinced it was typed by some sort of advanced AI who has never met a human being and has only been fed biological facts
Well you reap what you sow anon
We're all gonna make it, fren.
you can just as easily get a kid who ends up a fricked up psycho
>waaaah I want to be a normal human being waaah
have you ever considered stopping using Cinemaphile and becoming a well-adjusted member of society, anon? You can enjoy comics and cartoons and not be anon, you know.
have you considered the fact that we're not weird because we come here, we come here because we're weird
Then what the frick are you doing here?
its ok, plenty of families never get this far, and when they do, a random nog war crime and slaughters their kids
I am doing this now with my snarky nerdy Asian tomboy wife. 10/10, would recommend.
Have you ever sucked on her breasts?
>her
Not anymore, that's the baby's job.
>not taking advantage of the window of opportunity when your wife is producing actual milk
>Stealing food from the mouth of your child
>Letting another (supposedly) male drink your wife's nectar
>Not asserting your dominance by showing YOU were sucking on that first
You know what we call your kind around here
>letting yourself get cucked by a kid
Breast milk is for men, not children.
I never planned on having a wife or husband but this post scares me into thinking I'm making the wrong decision
>this post scares me into thinking I'm making the wrong decision
Not really. Love is really good as a concept, but in real life? Massive pain in the ass.
If my parents can still have a good relationship after all these years I have to hold out hope that love is possible.
"Good" in a romantic sense or they're so used to each other they're like good neighbors now?
I mean I don't know about their sex life but they still seem to enjoy each other's company. And in old age I feel like that's all a relationship need be
Love comes from attachment and you can love someone just because you've been with them for so long, lived through so much together and understand eachother so well that they matter to you. Love after a lifetime of marriage is real friendship when you're no longer horny and insecure, thats why young marriages have better success rates than older ones, less experiences separate means more experiences together and people simply change with age.
So it's just glorified friends with benefits...boring.
Be open to the possibility that you might find someone who you'd want to get through this shitty world with. It happens.
> be 32
> terrified of having kids because I don't want to be a frick up.
You'll frick something up. No such thing as a perfect parent. The trick is doing a good enough job that the kid understands that.
If all else fails just watch Bandit Heeler.
Better you frick up in the attempt of making good kids then the kids frick up and become leeches of society.
You can't worse than any of these frick ups around here who lock their kids in their car or take their kids to the doctor after a week fever.
>be 33
>realize it's to late for me to have kids
only if you're a woman
cool it down with the antisemitism
Black person did I just catch your both? let me educate you; semite isn't a real word, it's a made-up word by gypsies just like israelites. israelites are Israelitis, a sub-race of gypsies part of the species of gypsies that come from the middle east. You're welcome.
Cuts deep.
My parents had that. It was hard but fair, happy times, and then illness struck. It broke us, just like that, a flash of light and that happiness: gone. I will never have what they had, but at least I won't see it burn up right in front of me. Eh. at least there are this and other comics around.
to live deprived and never touching happiness is worse than to lose it, fantasies and what ifs can't warm up a cold heart like memories do.
>memories of how good it used to be
I would rather have nothing. At least if you never experienced it, you wouldn't know the weight of what you lost.
homosexuals are here
Yeah and they're announcing themselves
why does Cinemaphile hurt me more than /LULZ/
Because somewhere, somehow, someone on this godforsaken board still cares about you.
Only someone who cares about you can hurt you so deeply.
I only follow this comic for the dad.
Based
>male calico
built for gay
I'm fairly certain i could pull better than that but the problem is that i don't even know where to fricking meet people. I don't know where people go to meet. My social environment got completely annihilated by the rona and politics and i no longer know where the rest of the world is outside work.
>I'm fairly certain i could pull better than that
Yeah but without the "loyal" part
I mean they could be prettier they just need to have the same mental illnesses i do
People are already awful as they are and you want that. You're weird.
>where to fricking meet people.
Facebook you fricking moron. Facebook had a data leak like 5-8 years ago. You can meet every person in your area or just get some balls and knock at every neighbor's door and tell them you want to be friends.
Isn't Facebook like, deserted and only used by old people now?
Anon called for tempered expectations, i'm just saying lowered standards doesn't have to mean fat and ugly, strictly speaking.
Everybody has a facebook, it's mandatory, even if they're not active on facebook.
I don't
She already has a lover, thanks.
You can practically hear her ovaries violently shake.
I wish I have this kind of conversation in real life
prostitute
Where the frick is this gay ass cuck fetish shit coming from?
I swear to god you morons just keep memeing yourselves into unironically enjoying dumbshit fetishes, I can't imagine being that malleable
I don't care about cuckshit in general, just this pairing. Cat dad really deserves this, tho.
If they have pizza, and things like meat toppings, where does the meat and cheese come from? Do they have livestock animals?
>shitting on margherita pizzas
Frick all the cuckshit, this is the real b.s.
Would margarita count as cheese pizza? I recall them usually coming with tomato slices and more Italian style taste. But I add pepperoni to everything so can't remember.
People deserving gutamo for BBQ on pizza is right though.
>People deserving gutamo for BBQ on pizza is right though.
I wouldn't trust a person with my life if they don't love BBQ pizza
Good thing you're life isn't long with the vests of peace.
Just gobble dick if need large amounts of white goo.
BBQ on pizza? What is this Kindergarten?
Get on my level and douse your next pepperoni pizza with mayonnaise
Chickenwing Pizza is The Food Of The Gods and he shall be first among the purged!
He was only right about the cheese pizza; everything else was trash.
I like cheese pizza, and I'm not a loser.
i think its our old friend industrycuck being mad about cat dad having a slight gut.
There is nothing wrong with cucking the cat family. So long as the bull is a male human. With the cat mom. And the cat dad cries in the corner.
Does it hurt knowing you will personally never be capable of cucking anyone?
It got requested in the /trash/ drawthread and here in Cinemaphile a lot and one of the artists who drew it said it was a commission so it's quite literally one guy
>being so fixated on a furry-ized depiction of a real life woman you want so badly that you both beg and pay for art of her being completely infatuated and cheating on her husband with you, depicted as some 8 ft tall shredded dog man who has scars and tattoos and is totally in the military
remember that no matter how bad things might seem sometimes, at least you're not this guy
The dog is actually an anthro version of a dog of another webcomic
Yeah and the kitten is a real one too, makes it specially weird because neither are anthro in their own comic and she just made them that way for this crossover and anon thinks it means she wants to frick it.
shit would get real weird if they suddenly had a regular-ass dog and cat show up though.
>anon thinks it means she wants to frick it.
Yep.
why whenever there's someone obssessive like this its always some dumbass shit or some nonsensical deviantart-tier fetish
>Why
A.U.T.I.S.M my man, they become fixated on things very easily and want to combine their fixations
Why is it always self-inserting with you gays? Doing it for the lulz is not believable anymore?
somehow i find it really easy and a good idea all around to assume the absolute worst of furries and cuckgays
furgays and cuckgays can't stop projecting themselves into the picture
especially the "she looks like she fricks human men, i'm not a furry though furgays are disgusting" Black folk
Cucking the cat dad with your superior human wiener is a patrician taste and per definition not being a furgay. Its only furry if you self insert as a furry.
>your
lmao Black person if human women don't want your dick the cat lady won't feel any differently
>with you, depicted as some 8 ft tall shredded dog man who has scars and tattoos and is totally in the military
Anon its fricking Brutus from Pixie and Brutus.
I LOVE NTR
It's not ntr if you self insert as the guy getting laid.
Stop coping, Yujiro. That was EXTREMELY gay.
built for having her old children devoured by her new Lion husband
Bruh I wish my step dad was a himbo
Even if he tries to eat you?
god I wish
What the frick?! did he mean by this, anons?
That he is old and tired, but his reputation and line of business means the only way to retire with dignity is to be killed by a beast he hunts.
that's literally me
Why? He's obese
guys can lose weight and get in shape quickly
this
I just started a PDTF diet
it's been 1 week and i can already see my penis while pissing
for me cutting out added sugars and eating more fiber did wonders. also caffeine which suppresses your appetite.
shopping for night shift is a pain in the ass trying to find food i can make that doesnt have a shitton of fat and sugar in it.
what non-coffee caffeine can i get?
>google it
>mostly coffee
>iced tea
alright i can work with iced tea.
>dad has a dad bod
huh i wonder why it's called that
dads are attractive because they come off as productive and loyal, unlike you
>dad bod
That's just a politically correct way of saying "fat fricking frick too lazy to go to the gym"
This is about them getting laid and not you, isn't it?
Who has time for the gym when you are providing for your family, raising your kids, going to their extracurricular activities, fricking your wife, and upkeeping the house?
I would buy it if I saw him do at least one of these
Fat frick bodies are usually a massve gunt without any upper body and fat legs and ass from the only exercise they do being transporting their weight from one chair to another, The dad in this comic has huge arms and skinny legs which means he was decently fit and only gained weight from getting too old to have the same diet he had as a young guy, It's the body type you see in Marines and manual laborers, your body simply gets worse at processing fat when you're in your 30s and 40s
In every strip where either of them eat the cat wife is always, always pigging out way more than him, you can bet the real life one is fat as hell
Forget the gym, he could do push ups and sit ups at home and take the family out for a walk a few times a week.
too busy having sex with his hot wife
I had an ex who would watch me play story based vidya like this. I distinctly remember her loving watching me play Arkham Asylum to the point she wanted me to wait to finish it until she could come over to watch it.
why did you break up? Sounded like a nice relationship
>DadCat starts working out and starts flrting with the neighbors
>Even the guys
Now that I think about it, he needs more gay art.
Imagine losing in a video game because you can't get high off marijuana.
>not convincing her to give up full custody of the brats to her ex-husband
>or at the very least being a neglectful, shitty stepdad
LOL.
>Not being such a good step-dad the kids start calling you their real dad
NGMI
1. some homewrecking coomer is never going to be capable of doing this. the kids just grow up to resent him
2. the older kid is already imprinted and has a good relationship with his real dad. he'd be old enough to remember how the homewrecker came in and fricked everything up
Your cuckshit meme fetish has warped your perception of reality
>irl logic
Your first mistake
I bet Brutus would be a great father figure to the boys
Look, I know one of the main jokes of this comic is that the boys are spoiled little buttholes, but jesus christ there isn't even a fricking joke to go along with this one, it's literally just a kid being a fricking shitheel to his father in the direct wake of some obviously devastating news. What the frick?
Yeah. "Good relationship with his dad" my ass. The comic doesn't try to make him at least remotely competent.
>dad who is obviously not in his prime keeps up and plays with two energetic kids
>bad relationship
Shit i wish i had anyone to play with as a kid let alone my actual dad, he just yelled at me to hold his tools while working
LOUUUUIIIIEEEEEE give me a B9!! Hurry up, Louie.
Hold it up! HOLD IT UP! You weak shit! You're tired already?
The joke is that kids are emotionally underdeveloped enough they act like complete psychopaths, and specially Vincent seems to be one of THOSE kids
Honestly if he didnt have a real name he'd be a Kevin.
Kids his age don't have enough emotional maturity to be sympathetic for something as heavy as death.
But where's the funny, reverse Satan?
humor is derived from absurd situations
Also he's a cat.
Author claims that's a direct quote from her kids: https://twitter.com/LitterboxComics/status/1501987967518318600
I believe it. Seven year old kids can't properly empathize yet if they can even grasp such heavy emotions. Hell, kids just start understanding the concept of "consequences" when they're six years old and it takes them years to really understand that. Kids are savage idiots that you can't legally hit when they frick up.
I hate this comic like you wouldn't believe. I hope that something terrible happens to this family irl
like wanting to milk her breasts?
>All these NTR gays
>Every single time this comic is posted in the thread
Never change Cinemaphile
Some of the posts were all in a row in an interval of like 30-35 seconds with a new IP, suffice to say, it's an autist trying to coopt the comic to associate it with his fetish to attract others.
Almost whole thread has been NTRgays vs anti-NTRgays tho
>she looks like she fricks human men, i'm not a furry though furgays are disgusting
See this, this right here is what I dream to have one day.
>mom gets all the porn
>the dad barely has any drawings
Aren’t most furries into dad fantasies?
The dad should have piles of porn
anon, this is Cinemaphile...you probably thinking about Cinemaphile whose board is full of homosexuals with daddy issues
request some for caturday
Wish Cinemaphile have more artgays
>complaining about furries not being homosexuals for once
It's bad enough to have lola threads being derailed by vegan bugstroons
Why is Cinemaphile full of people into cuck?
Too many zoomers with a single mom and no father figure finding the site because they got kicked out of Reddit
It's a bunch of bitter, jealous virgins who take pleasure in relationships they've never experienced being ruined.
I am guessing it's like 1 or 2 morons spamming all the threads
Jesus this comic attracts some seriously unhinged motherfrickers. Get laid and touch grass, both at the same time if at all possible.
i'll frick fran in the grass outside while her husband watches
>what we say about her
You mean about how we want to frick the suburban anthro-cat mommy? Or that we dream about living happily as a geeky married couple who love each other and their families unconditionally?
I can't read this comic, their diet makes me sick just looking at it. How anyone can eat that much candy and sweets and sodas is beyond me.
that's just a normal Friday night in Wisconsin
Make fan art of the cat mom as a Giant and the dad cat climbing and the older kid saying "Wow! This is like God of War!" and the younger cat saying "Attack on Titan" and then Giant Mom Cat and climbing Cat Dad looking in disgust as neither of their children have heard of Shadow of the Colossus.