The horror genre will be genocided, it will transform ever story into "kids thing but creepy". It happened to video games without precedent so when you compare it to film where there's already way too many "horror" movies, series, and plots based off stupid puns, meta jokes, creepypastas and low value indie productions it paints a catastrophic picture for the medium.
The fact that it was a shitty horror movie for kids, there's literally nothing for a fully-formed human brain to grasp on to. Also I didn't like the characters and what they were doing or saying. People online are genuinely saying the nic cage movie is better by the way,
yeah ngl i thought about saying some shit like
"Willy's Wonderland was better tho" to piss everyone off but I didn't, this genuinely beats that shitty fricking movie by a lot.
the characters were way betterly written in the FNAF movie than in willy wankers animacumic factory
I definitely recommend you watch it, because it just seems like you haven't. Might not be your cup of tea though, if you hate FNAF, then I get it, but why are you here.
Yes, zoomers love this shit even though they never got to experience the restaurant chain which inspired it
ngl I went to see it the cinema was filled with zoomers
but for a fricking BLUMHOUSE movie, this was great.
I've seen blumhouses other movies like the invisible man, its all usually pretty shit.
But this film, they got it so fricking right, like Scott Cawthon was just reigning in all the bad shit and leaving only the good shit.
This oughta go on Blumhouse's record for like one of the only good film they've ever made.
The plot isn't really connected to the games, but its similar, like its inspired by the games.
Yes, zoomers love this shit even though they never got to experience the restaurant chain which inspired it
I was just wondering if it might have chance of beating It's record of being the highest grossing horror movie.
tbh I never played the games or know the lore, but it looks fun
Well at least Zoomers are happy.
I genuinely cannot remember when I was last excited for anything, whether it be a film or a videogame or literally anything.
Shit probably hits just as much as Halo's release.
I think it has a decent chance of making its budget back. Realistically its success would be making 75 to 80 mil as it has a budget of 25 mil. I don't see it making any records and I don't m ow how much fnaf hype is still left. Personally I dropped out of the series after two(FNAF 2 was fun but the rest of the games got convoluted, I heard 4 and pizzeria simulator are good). The real question is whether it will be as entertaining as Willy's wonderland or any of the analog Fnaf fan stuff?
I was thinking about this too. Maybe because it is a property with a lore that one can dwelve into, like earlier generations did with Harry Potter, Star Wars or LOTR
I like the general premise of Chucky Cheese animatronics coming to life, but the games themselves are terrible. You just open and close doors. It's worse than a walking simulator.
most of its popularity came from screaming youtubers
>Zoomers would rather watch someone else play a game rather than play it themselves
What the FRICK is wrong with them? What causes this behavior?
8 months ago
Anonymous
In the case of FNAF it is 100% unironically more fun to watch. The gameplay is all about repetition.
As you progress to the final Night you keep optimizing your strategy until you figure out the perfect sequence for closing doors, checking cams and flickering lights.
The process of getting there is just trial and error in a game that has basically point and click adventure gameplay. It's shit.
Much better to just watch an edited video if you care about the game at all. Playing the games is the worst way of interacting with this series.
I was thinking about this too. Maybe because it is a property with a lore that one can dwelve into, like earlier generations did with Harry Potter, Star Wars or LOTR
What about The Hunger Games?
That's PG-13 and contains some pretty morally questionable topics, like forcing children to fight to the death.
Not even a bad idea, just round up the little skibidy toilet kids, tell them it'll be a nerf fight and just put real bullets in there.
>I also don't get the appeal of PG-13 horror.
Wider audience appeal and FNAF is marketed to kids
The film was very bloody and gorey, it was rated 15 and upwards to the point where on cinema websites, they "may" ask for ID.
I just got back from seeing it, amazing film, the entire cinema was just screaming and roaring and clapping, saying shit like "HE SAID THE THING" and "OH MY GOD" loads of suspense and people singing, the fcuking credits theme oh my god, we were singing the credits theme.
I watched and I just wanna say why the frick is there so much Mr. Cupcake?, that fricker have more screen time and importance than any of the animatronics, like why have where the damn cupcake kill the most people, I know most people here haven't seen it but jesus, the cupcake is borderline the main character
yeah that was pretty weird, i went in expecting pure FNAF 1 but instead the animatronics were kinda just like chill you know? The story was pretty amazing, I swear literally anything fricking happens, like a niche microcelebrity you may or may have not heard of and the entire cinema is just going "OOOOHH" and "ITS HIM"
For a videogame film it was fricking amazing, they clearly made this for the fans and blumhouse actually made a good fricking film for once holy shit. Do not watch the film alone, go to the fricking cinemas right now, Dawko wasn't lying when he said it was a different vibe, because it was a different fricking vibe. That was an experience to remember.
also Josh Hutcherson's performance was great, he fits mike really well. I loved Vanessa and Abby, I loved Steve Raglan too. Theres so much I theorized about when looking at the trailers and seeing everything I believed come true was quite magical.
yeah, ngl I jumped a lil bit, wasnt expecting some of the stuff happening but my god, I was happy so fricking happy I was literally basedfacing the entire movie.
I wasn't clapping, everyone was fricking clapping and cheering when they saw the references and the plot points being revealed fricking people singing the ending credits theme for fricks sake, the entire room was just pure autism, I swear to god. People came in fricking security guard cosplays, I went from socially anxious to fricking cheering with the crowd so fast, like, this must be why people go to concerts and shit.
I know this might be a but spoilery but as much as I loved the film the cupcake really annoyed me by the end, Spoiler/ it was fine for most of it but the fact they gave the cupcake and not anyone else the kill on William Afton and causing the springlock failure really irked me spoiler, also I apologise if the spoiler text didn't work but I don't know shit sbout how to do it and besides, you're on a Cinemaphile thread about fnaf on the day the movie released
homie we have NO idea how to use spoiler >you're on a Cinemaphile thread about fnaf on the day the movie released
i have no friends what else would i be doing you bet im on a fricking Cinemaphile thread on the day it came out.
I still cannot get over just how amazing the vibe in cinemas is, I bet everyone was ecstatic in cinemas around the world.
I watched and I just wanna say why the frick is there so much Mr. Cupcake?, that fricker have more screen time and importance than any of the animatronics, like why have where the damn cupcake kill the most people, I know most people here haven't seen it but jesus, the cupcake is borderline the main character
>it's just 30 minutes of Mike and Jay zoning out >Mike's thinking about people faking reactions to fake ghosts, and drinking >Jay's thinking about death
>Matpat is in the movie for 20 seconds and speaks to some of the characters, Even saying the line "That's just a Theory"
https://twitter.com/SunnyCo22805633/status/1717233438196142571
I must have mandela effected myself or something because I did not remember him saying that in the movie, like he was there but he never said "its just a theory"
I think all I remember him saying was "Can I take your orders?" and "Aww well thats no fun" and maybe he was on for such little time that everyone else fricking shouting and realising it was him, I maybe just didn't hear it. Thought that was a troll, like OFCOURSE HES THERE but would he really say that line.
idk if this counts as a spoiler but funniest shit was when after the fricking movie where people were singing the living tombstones theme, there was one guy who was pissed that markiplier wasn't in it.
absolute chad.
8 months ago
Anonymous
What does the fricking fnaf 1 LT song play at the end?
Kino if true. That said, DAgames is the patrician's choice.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Go to the cinema and watch it for yourself.
When those credits start, you better be singing.
Reminder to everyone that these fnaf threads are all full of nostalgia blind children and underage teens, their opinions are completely biased and they have the lowest standards for films and media (being fans of fnaf enough to pay for a ticket is proof of it)
Anyone reading this, you don't need to see the film, it's not worth even checking it out, pirate it or simply don't watch, move on, this site is for people over 18yo, if you're over 18yo you shouldn't have any interest in this, if you do it only shows how immature you are, do not support this film, it is a pathetic cashgrab like all kids movies based on preexisting franchises
Why do kids go crazy for garten of banban? I have a young brother that makes me watch content about the game with him.
With most other kids oriented content I can kinda imagine how a child could like it. But fricking banban seems so low effort that it's almost cynical.
It's definitely low effort, seems like pure gen alpha bullshit, I watch Chazington's videos about it because he hate plays it and yeah thats basically it.
I have better 3D modelling skills than the devs of sharten of banban.
I honestly have no real answer other than it's popular, easy to make, easy to make videos on, has very kid friendly graphics.
It's just, idk, colourful garbage for gen alpha ipad kids.
>you don't need to see the film >pirate it >if you're over 18yo you shouldn't have any interest in this,
FNAF got popular in 2014. 18 - 2005, 19 - 2004, 20 - 2003, 21 - 2002, 22 - 2001, 23 - 2000, etc.
If you liked FNAF during it's peak, you were 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, etc. Now you've grown up. This is something you grew up with.
Kids these days are too used to their shitty poppy playtime bullshit, not FNAF.
I have to admit this is something that young people liked as kids, but still, being youthful doesn't mean they're not allowed to enjoy things.
Come on, anon, I bet there are loads of things from your childhood that you would support today, its a generational thing.
You're just as blinded by 90s and 80s nostalgia as the zoomers are blinded by the 2010s.
If you are over 30, you probably will not see this film. If you are below 18 then you shouldn't be on this website, but if you were born from
Pre October 2005 - 2000, you should definitely see this film.
>if you do it only shows how immature you are
code for: "i don't like young people invading MY website"
Should just change the rules from "you must be 18" to "you must be born before the year 2000 to use this website"
never been fond of those dirty ziggers
>do not support this film, it is a pathetic cashgrab
took 8 years to make
>all kids movies based on preexisting franchises
not a kids movie, rated 15 and over. teen at best.
new poppy playtime film coming out will be rated E for everyone
>post credits scene >shot of the band on stage during a normal day at the pizzeria >freddy declares >THIS NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO OUR FAVORITE FAN >JIM STERLING >animatronic cover of Imposter by Oingo-Boingo starts playing >mfw
I saw the film this actually happens also a robot voice says some letters at the end.
right, we’ve moved on to garten of banban
literally better than fnaf. garten of banban film when
t. Bumhouse shill
yes
In the case of FNAF it is 100% unironically more fun to watch. The gameplay is all about repetition.
As you progress to the final Night you keep optimizing your strategy until you figure out the perfect sequence for closing doors, checking cams and flickering lights.
The process of getting there is just trial and error in a game that has basically point and click adventure gameplay. It's shit.
Much better to just watch an edited video if you care about the game at all. Playing the games is the worst way of interacting with this series.
i have to agree, youtube carried fnaf hard
So when are we getting the Undertale movie?
tomorrow, toby fox said it will be 18 and over and there will be sex scenes.
>post credits scene >shot of the band on stage during a normal day at the pizzeria >freddy declares >THIS NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO OUR FAVORITE FAN >JIM STERLING >animatronic cover of Imposter by Oingo-Boingo starts playing >mfw
it's almost a movie at this point with the total runtime
also the guy keeps making episodes long and longer, he went from 10 second joke videos to 3 minute shonen fight sequences
why do you care
Some people get paid to post on Cinemaphile
The horror genre will be genocided, it will transform ever story into "kids thing but creepy". It happened to video games without precedent so when you compare it to film where there's already way too many "horror" movies, series, and plots based off stupid puns, meta jokes, creepypastas and low value indie productions it paints a catastrophic picture for the medium.
This movie is total dogshit lmao
I'm just here to watch a burning dumpster
what did you not like about it?
The fact that it was a shitty horror movie for kids, there's literally nothing for a fully-formed human brain to grasp on to. Also I didn't like the characters and what they were doing or saying. People online are genuinely saying the nic cage movie is better by the way,
yeah ngl i thought about saying some shit like
"Willy's Wonderland was better tho" to piss everyone off but I didn't, this genuinely beats that shitty fricking movie by a lot.
the characters were way betterly written in the FNAF movie than in willy wankers animacumic factory
I definitely recommend you watch it, because it just seems like you haven't. Might not be your cup of tea though, if you hate FNAF, then I get it, but why are you here.
Scott is benevolent being who gives all of his money away to righteous causes so this movie will help
I don't watch Blumhouse slop so I don't know or care
ngl I went to see it the cinema was filled with zoomers
but for a fricking BLUMHOUSE movie, this was great.
I've seen blumhouses other movies like the invisible man, its all usually pretty shit.
But this film, they got it so fricking right, like Scott Cawthon was just reigning in all the bad shit and leaving only the good shit.
This oughta go on Blumhouse's record for like one of the only good film they've ever made.
The plot isn't really connected to the games, but its similar, like its inspired by the games.
It’s black Panther for zoomers. Of course it will do well. We will probably going to get a mascot horror cinematic universe over the FNAF movie.
I was just wondering if it might have chance of beating It's record of being the highest grossing horror movie.
tbh I never played the games or know the lore, but it looks fun
Yes, zoomers love this shit even though they never got to experience the restaurant chain which inspired it
Well at least Zoomers are happy.
I genuinely cannot remember when I was last excited for anything, whether it be a film or a videogame or literally anything.
Shit probably hits just as much as Halo's release.
I think it has a decent chance of making its budget back. Realistically its success would be making 75 to 80 mil as it has a budget of 25 mil. I don't see it making any records and I don't m ow how much fnaf hype is still left. Personally I dropped out of the series after two(FNAF 2 was fun but the rest of the games got convoluted, I heard 4 and pizzeria simulator are good). The real question is whether it will be as entertaining as Willy's wonderland or any of the analog Fnaf fan stuff?
It's going to release simultaneously on peawiener so why the frick would anyone go see a movie like this in theaters.
I also prefer Willy's Wonderland with nic cage I doubt this will compare.
Why do Zoomers like these games so much? They are as boring as watching paint dry.
I also don't get the appeal of PG-13 horror.
the looooore dude the looore is awesome
I like the general premise of Chucky Cheese animatronics coming to life, but the games themselves are terrible. You just open and close doors. It's worse than a walking simulator.
most of its popularity came from screaming youtubers
this.
it was a game that worked better as streamerbait than an actual game you played.
>Zoomers would rather watch someone else play a game rather than play it themselves
What the FRICK is wrong with them? What causes this behavior?
In the case of FNAF it is 100% unironically more fun to watch. The gameplay is all about repetition.
As you progress to the final Night you keep optimizing your strategy until you figure out the perfect sequence for closing doors, checking cams and flickering lights.
The process of getting there is just trial and error in a game that has basically point and click adventure gameplay. It's shit.
Much better to just watch an edited video if you care about the game at all. Playing the games is the worst way of interacting with this series.
I was thinking about this too. Maybe because it is a property with a lore that one can dwelve into, like earlier generations did with Harry Potter, Star Wars or LOTR
>I also don't get the appeal of PG-13 horror.
Wider audience appeal and FNAF is marketed to kids
>I also don't get the appeal of PG-13 horror.
If you think good horror means seeing gore, you have no taste.
Name 37 good PG-13 horror movies.
What about The Hunger Games?
That's PG-13 and contains some pretty morally questionable topics, like forcing children to fight to the death.
Not even a bad idea, just round up the little skibidy toilet kids, tell them it'll be a nerf fight and just put real bullets in there.
It'll be just like fortnite, I swear!
Dark Skies. You get one from me
I'll get drunk and high and watch it as soon as there's a torrent lmao
what r u running from anon
I'm currently in bed not running anywhere
Just got out from watching it. Fricking weird movie. Also I wanna cum in Vanny while she's wearing her suit. Just thought you should know.
The film was very bloody and gorey, it was rated 15 and upwards to the point where on cinema websites, they "may" ask for ID.
I just got back from seeing it, amazing film, the entire cinema was just screaming and roaring and clapping, saying shit like "HE SAID THE THING" and "OH MY GOD" loads of suspense and people singing, the fcuking credits theme oh my god, we were singing the credits theme.
yeah that was pretty weird, i went in expecting pure FNAF 1 but instead the animatronics were kinda just like chill you know? The story was pretty amazing, I swear literally anything fricking happens, like a niche microcelebrity you may or may have not heard of and the entire cinema is just going "OOOOHH" and "ITS HIM"
For a videogame film it was fricking amazing, they clearly made this for the fans and blumhouse actually made a good fricking film for once holy shit. Do not watch the film alone, go to the fricking cinemas right now, Dawko wasn't lying when he said it was a different vibe, because it was a different fricking vibe. That was an experience to remember.
also Josh Hutcherson's performance was great, he fits mike really well. I loved Vanessa and Abby, I loved Steve Raglan too. Theres so much I theorized about when looking at the trailers and seeing everything I believed come true was quite magical.
So you literally clapped when you saw the ebin references XDDDD?
Is the movie, you know, scary?
yeah, ngl I jumped a lil bit, wasnt expecting some of the stuff happening but my god, I was happy so fricking happy I was literally basedfacing the entire movie.
I wasn't clapping, everyone was fricking clapping and cheering when they saw the references and the plot points being revealed fricking people singing the ending credits theme for fricks sake, the entire room was just pure autism, I swear to god. People came in fricking security guard cosplays, I went from socially anxious to fricking cheering with the crowd so fast, like, this must be why people go to concerts and shit.
I know this might be a but spoilery but as much as I loved the film the cupcake really annoyed me by the end, Spoiler/ it was fine for most of it but the fact they gave the cupcake and not anyone else the kill on William Afton and causing the springlock failure really irked me spoiler, also I apologise if the spoiler text didn't work but I don't know shit sbout how to do it and besides, you're on a Cinemaphile thread about fnaf on the day the movie released
homie we have NO idea how to use spoiler
>you're on a Cinemaphile thread about fnaf on the day the movie released
i have no friends what else would i be doing you bet im on a fricking Cinemaphile thread on the day it came out.
I still cannot get over just how amazing the vibe in cinemas is, I bet everyone was ecstatic in cinemas around the world.
Dawko was NOT kidding, amazing film.
Leave, fricking newhomosexual shill
t. Bumhouse shill
I watched and I just wanna say why the frick is there so much Mr. Cupcake?, that fricker have more screen time and importance than any of the animatronics, like why have where the damn cupcake kill the most people, I know most people here haven't seen it but jesus, the cupcake is borderline the main character
Can't wait for the RLM review, Jay Bauman is contractually obligated to review/feature every Blumhouse movie on the channel.
>it's just 30 minutes of Mike and Jay zoning out
>Mike's thinking about people faking reactions to fake ghosts, and drinking
>Jay's thinking about death
>So, Jay, what did you think about FNAF?
>I hated it
>Really, I kind of liked it..
>Well I didn't haaaaate it...
>they bring Rich Evans in because he knows video games
>they ask him every single question they thought of
>he keeps saying "I DON'T FRICKING KNOW"
>Matpat is in the movie for 20 seconds and speaks to some of the characters, Even saying the line "That's just a Theory"
https://twitter.com/SunnyCo22805633/status/1717233438196142571
This is false.
look at the clip moron
I must have mandela effected myself or something because I did not remember him saying that in the movie, like he was there but he never said "its just a theory"
I think all I remember him saying was "Can I take your orders?" and "Aww well thats no fun" and maybe he was on for such little time that everyone else fricking shouting and realising it was him, I maybe just didn't hear it. Thought that was a troll, like OFCOURSE HES THERE but would he really say that line.
idk if this counts as a spoiler but funniest shit was when after the fricking movie where people were singing the living tombstones theme, there was one guy who was pissed that markiplier wasn't in it.
absolute chad.
What does the fricking fnaf 1 LT song play at the end?
Kino if true. That said, DAgames is the patrician's choice.
Go to the cinema and watch it for yourself.
When those credits start, you better be singing.
I fricking kneel
>no Markiplier cameo
yeah like I said, some guy was sad that markiplier wasn't in the film.
who fricking cares never watched markiplier anyways
i watched 8 bit ryan
It'll make 400 to 500 million
either a billy or a full flop
not in between
Reminder to everyone that these fnaf threads are all full of nostalgia blind children and underage teens, their opinions are completely biased and they have the lowest standards for films and media (being fans of fnaf enough to pay for a ticket is proof of it)
Anyone reading this, you don't need to see the film, it's not worth even checking it out, pirate it or simply don't watch, move on, this site is for people over 18yo, if you're over 18yo you shouldn't have any interest in this, if you do it only shows how immature you are, do not support this film, it is a pathetic cashgrab like all kids movies based on preexisting franchises
right, we’ve moved on to garten of banban
Why do kids go crazy for garten of banban? I have a young brother that makes me watch content about the game with him.
With most other kids oriented content I can kinda imagine how a child could like it. But fricking banban seems so low effort that it's almost cynical.
It's definitely low effort, seems like pure gen alpha bullshit, I watch Chazington's videos about it because he hate plays it and yeah thats basically it.
I have better 3D modelling skills than the devs of sharten of banban.
I honestly have no real answer other than it's popular, easy to make, easy to make videos on, has very kid friendly graphics.
It's just, idk, colourful garbage for gen alpha ipad kids.
>you don't need to see the film
>pirate it
>if you're over 18yo you shouldn't have any interest in this,
FNAF got popular in 2014. 18 - 2005, 19 - 2004, 20 - 2003, 21 - 2002, 22 - 2001, 23 - 2000, etc.
If you liked FNAF during it's peak, you were 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, etc. Now you've grown up. This is something you grew up with.
Kids these days are too used to their shitty poppy playtime bullshit, not FNAF.
I have to admit this is something that young people liked as kids, but still, being youthful doesn't mean they're not allowed to enjoy things.
Come on, anon, I bet there are loads of things from your childhood that you would support today, its a generational thing.
You're just as blinded by 90s and 80s nostalgia as the zoomers are blinded by the 2010s.
If you are over 30, you probably will not see this film. If you are below 18 then you shouldn't be on this website, but if you were born from
Pre October 2005 - 2000, you should definitely see this film.
>if you do it only shows how immature you are
code for: "i don't like young people invading MY website"
Should just change the rules from "you must be 18" to "you must be born before the year 2000 to use this website"
never been fond of those dirty ziggers
>do not support this film, it is a pathetic cashgrab
took 8 years to make
>all kids movies based on preexisting franchises
not a kids movie, rated 15 and over. teen at best.
new poppy playtime film coming out will be rated E for everyone
I saw the film this actually happens also a robot voice says some letters at the end.
literally better than fnaf. garten of banban film when
yes
i have to agree, youtube carried fnaf hard
tomorrow, toby fox said it will be 18 and over and there will be sex scenes.
we’re waiting every night
hur hur hur hur hur
>post credits scene
>shot of the band on stage during a normal day at the pizzeria
>freddy declares
>THIS NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO OUR FAVORITE FAN
>JIM STERLING
>animatronic cover of Imposter by Oingo-Boingo starts playing
>mfw
Balan Wonder world was better
Isn't the movie coming to peawiener on the day it releases? If so no, it's not going to reach 600 mil
So when are we getting the Undertale movie?
Skibidi toilet movie when?
skibidi toilet is the only soulful piece of zoomer media (and it's made by a millenial)
fricking millenials
frick you dafuqboom you ruined everything
it's almost a movie at this point with the total runtime
also the guy keeps making episodes long and longer, he went from 10 second joke videos to 3 minute shonen fight sequences
I prefer the original, not this knockoff shit Five nights are freddies.
The Banana Splits was better.
Even Red Letter Media said so. And they wrote the Star Wars sequels.
Checkmate.
i dont know who any of these ecelebs and i do not care
basically jim sterling is the troony
matthew patrick is a theater kid
corey kenshin is some random black guy idk