the mother is going to receive a long ass kicking in purgatory but yes the kids are throwing nuggies at everyone in heaven
chris will be assdrunk in hell with all of the other anal sex people
>chris will be assdrunk in hell with all of the other anal sex people
Anal Hell will be heaven for him, anal sex, fist fricking, for eternity.
It's a win-win situation in a way.
those kids were so fricking ugly holy shit, i would have put them up for adoption and qiuetly adoped some russian e-girls and just claimed those were my daughters and denied that i did some kind of daughter swap with an adoption agency.
Wasn't the opening hole to the oil tank so narrow he had to Drive elevator curb stomp them with enough force to break bones to force their bodies through?
Listening to Chris talk always struck me that he's someone with a below average IQ. Maybe somewhere in the 80s. I think slower people don't have the capacity to truly love unconditionally.
To be fair to Chris, this c**t had to have been a fricking nightmare to be with it. Your average social media addicted moron without a single original thought in their head. She certainly didn't deserve to die for it though.
Chris being stupid makes him far less interesting to me. He killed his entire family as if he'd be able to get away with it and uproot his old life and start a new one with some random where. Only a complete and utter moron would think you could get away with that when your wife was a social media addicted moron boomer. He's no Ted Bundy, and he's no Dahmer. Dahmer and Bundy were interesting because they were intelligent people. Even listening to Chris's interrogation is exhausting because of fricking poorly he handled the situation. Complete moron.
Dahmer is probably the most intelligent serial killer to ever live. Listening to his prison interview is captivating because of that. I wonder why he didn't have a better career or pursue higher education when he was clearly capable.
This and Chris was originally a fatty that probably married the first woman that was willing to give him the time of day. When he got in shape he stopped giving a shit. hence the pushups.
Chris is a goober. He fell for the fricking Reid technique hook line and sinker. Not a single act of self preservation. Imagine willingly talking to the police in any circumstance ever. Let alone taking a fricking lie detector text. Absolute goofball.
There's police recordings in the home of paranormal activity. You can hear the little girls playing and see shadow figures. Family friends who were in the home afterward, reported similar occurrences.
You can Google it. But it's not public knowledge because of the tragedy that occurred. Their spirits are still there in the house. I assume there are new home owners? I bet they have some stories to tell.
If Cinemaphile doesn't believe in Heaven, do you still believe in ghosts?
those kids were so fricking sexy holy shit, i would have put them up on the wall and given them standing missionary like the good e-girls they are and let them do a daughter cum swap and I don't care about their agency.
>hmm do i frick the brown star on my horny side piece who swallows like a basking shark >or do i have shitty condom sex with a woman disgusted by my cum?
do you think women would be grossed out by getting like chris hemsworth or prime brad pitts cum on them? the truth is if a woman doesnt want your cum she doesnt even like you and you are just a beta bucks. Chris did the right thing in the end.
a woman should always want to be getting pregnant from a man she truly loves. His seed would be sacred to her and she would cherish creating children for him.
Their relationship was obviously not going well considering the fact that he murdered her and their children. It is perfectly logical to not want more children when you think the marriage might not last.
jesus aint afraid of no nuggies
>heaven
human cope
nuggers go straight to Gehinom
Of course
i just *muffles laughter* really REALLY miss those uh..kids! thats it my kids, i really miss those guys.
the mother is going to receive a long ass kicking in purgatory but yes the kids are throwing nuggies at everyone in heaven
chris will be assdrunk in hell with all of the other anal sex people
>chris will be assdrunk in hell with all of the other anal sex people
Anal Hell will be heaven for him, anal sex, fist fricking, for eternity.
It's a win-win situation in a way.
>purgatory
Oh man Catholics are a riot!
I'm not even religious. I just thought Hell was too cruel and Heaven was too generous for a c**t like Shanalamadingdong.
those kids were so fricking ugly holy shit, i would have put them up for adoption and qiuetly adoped some russian e-girls and just claimed those were my daughters and denied that i did some kind of daughter swap with an adoption agency.
Wasn't the opening hole to the oil tank so narrow he had to Drive elevator curb stomp them with enough force to break bones to force their bodies through?
yes
>YES
Someone post the image
Not only is Chris a sociopath, he was a complete and utter dolt.
Frick I forgot about the miscarriage.
It sucks when morons are allowed to procreate.
>That last text
God he was such a fricking moron
>ARF
>NAHHHHHH YOU GOOD
there she goes again, wasting his money and putting him further into debt.
she totally deserved it,not the kids of course. I hope she suffered immensely until her last breath
Where are all these excerpts from?
He may have wanted to murder her much earlier than the ass druk situation.
OK I take it all back, her murder was 100% justified
Listening to Chris talk always struck me that he's someone with a below average IQ. Maybe somewhere in the 80s. I think slower people don't have the capacity to truly love unconditionally.
based
To be fair to Chris, this c**t had to have been a fricking nightmare to be with it. Your average social media addicted moron without a single original thought in their head. She certainly didn't deserve to die for it though.
>night shower means i want sex
this sweaty pig doesn't shower at night unless she wants sex? showering at night is normal you dirty prostitute
Imagine him smashing out push up after push up as his sexually frustrated wife watches him texting angrily
Chris being stupid makes him far less interesting to me. He killed his entire family as if he'd be able to get away with it and uproot his old life and start a new one with some random where. Only a complete and utter moron would think you could get away with that when your wife was a social media addicted moron boomer. He's no Ted Bundy, and he's no Dahmer. Dahmer and Bundy were interesting because they were intelligent people. Even listening to Chris's interrogation is exhausting because of fricking poorly he handled the situation. Complete moron.
It's because Jeffrey Dahmer had an IQ of 145, Chris Watts is a solid 95.
Dahmer is probably the most intelligent serial killer to ever live. Listening to his prison interview is captivating because of that. I wonder why he didn't have a better career or pursue higher education when he was clearly capable.
severe alcoholism, plus whatever else was wrong with him that made him into a serial killer
What's Ramon's position in the serial killer rankings?
>Race: W
>Race: W
Is this how they try to limit the 13% to only 50%?
Well the good news is count another one for BWC!
why do people get married to people they barely know?
women are basically morons
This except unironically. My mom's been married like 5 times. None of them last. She's moronic
This and Chris was originally a fatty that probably married the first woman that was willing to give him the time of day. When he got in shape he stopped giving a shit. hence the pushups.
How hard would it have been to get shanananananananan to do anal? what the frick man. My girl is a fricking prude and she still takes it in her ass.
Her personality would eventually make any man instantly limp
Unironically harder than killing her.
You've never dated one of these b***hes.
Chris is a goober. He fell for the fricking Reid technique hook line and sinker. Not a single act of self preservation. Imagine willingly talking to the police in any circumstance ever. Let alone taking a fricking lie detector text. Absolute goofball.
There's police recordings in the home of paranormal activity. You can hear the little girls playing and see shadow figures. Family friends who were in the home afterward, reported similar occurrences.
You can Google it. But it's not public knowledge because of the tragedy that occurred. Their spirits are still there in the house. I assume there are new home owners? I bet they have some stories to tell.
If Cinemaphile doesn't believe in Heaven, do you still believe in ghosts?
I don't believe in ghosts.
But I do believe in semen demons!
I thought it was a children's toy making noise
Yeah, cause toys randomly make noises all the time when nobody is playing with them.
>one of the dumbest degenerate murderers to ever exist
>polcels worships him because hes white
Most of the memes aren’t for him, they are tongue-in-cheek references
>worship
we're mocking him because he's moronic and the case is absurd
It was the ass. What could he do?
I've seen this pic so many times and I just noticed Chris in the reflection.
How the frick did he score BOTH of these?
Reminder that chris went to shanann's colonoscopy before they started dating. He loves female butthole.
those kids were so fricking sexy holy shit, i would have put them up on the wall and given them standing missionary like the good e-girls they are and let them do a daughter cum swap and I don't care about their agency.
They're singing 'my daddy is a hero' with god in heaven
>hmm do i frick the brown star on my horny side piece who swallows like a basking shark
>or do i have shitty condom sex with a woman disgusted by my cum?
do you think women would be grossed out by getting like chris hemsworth or prime brad pitts cum on them? the truth is if a woman doesnt want your cum she doesnt even like you and you are just a beta bucks. Chris did the right thing in the end.
It's also possible the woman does not want to get pregnant and (correctly) believes that birth control pills are unhealthy.
a woman should always want to be getting pregnant from a man she truly loves. His seed would be sacred to her and she would cherish creating children for him.
Their relationship was obviously not going well considering the fact that he murdered her and their children. It is perfectly logical to not want more children when you think the marriage might not last.
Why does everyone hate Shanan?
how did he kill them anyways?