Do you think they could beat Finn and Jake?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    in a fight? no
    off? yes

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beat them off maybe.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No homie

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they can beat my meat :^)

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finn and Jake have more experience as a team. Though they'd probably go easy cause they're girls.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. They're both still noobs compared to Finn and Jake. Main way Fionna and Cake have a shot is if Cake goes into overdrive with Cakezilla and attempt to blitz them. Still Finn and Jake can likely outlast that until Cake exhausts herself or Jake could counter in kind

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cake's powerlevel is really nebulous, on one hand she isn't part alien but on the other Prismo gave her powers directly and they might be way out of wack with Jake's. I don't think Jake's ever gone godzilla sized

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't think Jake's ever gone godzilla sized
        Nah, he can get that big. He even becomes superhuge when he dies.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably no, but it depends on the writer anyway.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entire series is about how they're jumped up punk jobbers
    >neither does anything relevant
    >fiona's best feat was a sword that did the work for her
    >cake's best feat was morphing super big but she couldn't even manage it properly
    It wouldn't even last a minute.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was she hotter when she was a e-girl or is it now?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like milfs ?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like everything that has a vegana.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why wouldn't they be best buds?

          Then the answer should be both.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ooo Finn never even meets Fionna
            What’s even the fricking point

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adult fionna looks the same but fatter so you tell me

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell naw

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But could they beat Spongebob?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahah, classic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SpongeBob Duo rapes them both

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the guy still alive?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never understood why they made Fionna fat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's thicc

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finn is fat too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure he ain't.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's always had the body of a cylinder, drawn with a noticeable gut whenever slouching forward. You just don't notice because its a simple and appealing character design.

          Why wouldn't they be best buds?

          Then the answer should be both.

          Finn and Fionna would be friends, but Jake and Cake probably wouldn't like each other at first

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If its the mainline from the original fanfic then its either draw or they win cos Finn doesnt fight seriously.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they’d probably get along, since finn never had a sister she’d probably be his surrogate

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scarab killed Farmworld Finn and Jay abandoned his siblings btw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the real fricked up thing about the ending.
      They barged their way through the multiverse, fricked up multiple places, and the ending is just 'lmao, cakes and rainbows!'.
      >Finn's family lost not only their dad but their eldest sibling
      >Vamp world literally lost the only people who stood a chance
      >Winter King got killed via normalization on top of candy people getting killed
      >Baby world lost Finn
      >Lich world lost both BMO and Jerry
      What the frick.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scarab wasn't wrong about Fionna messing up everything she interacted with.
        Also, did they ever explain the weird stuff that happened across those universes (like the garlic bomb becoming normal garlic or dead BMO becoming a VCR)?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, never touched. It literally caused one actual issue, then never mattered again. Didn't affect anything, didn't matter in any way.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Strange, it always felt like Muto was obsessed with delving deeper into the most minor moments/ events.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no, not even giant fionna

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol.
    Lmao even.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      source?

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, they wouldn't have any reason to fight so neither of them would win.
    The real question is how good of a mentor would Finn be and how good of a student would Fionna and Cake be?
    If Cake were being taught by Jake, do you think they would have a rough relationship because cat and dog?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If Cake were being taught by Jake, do you think they would have a rough relationship because cat and dog?
      Nah. The only cat that Jake's ever had enmity with (Me-Mow) was for reasons other than nature.
      Cake may have initially seemed averse when she first saw Jake in Prismo's room, but she seemed to get along with Farmworld Jake fine.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show points out how Fionna and Cake literally can not fight. Unless they're beating up moronic candy people (like actually moronic aka the banana guards) or when Fionna gets a magic sword that fights for her. Neither of them ever beat actual competent villains.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you kidding?
    >Finn has the strength of 10 bears, he even looks like a bear
    >Jake now has complete control of his powers and years of experience.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They could beat Finn and Jake off

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finn and Jake win just because they are males and Fiona and Cake are their female equivalents. Women are physically and mentally weaker/inferior to men, so it's gg in this hypothetical 2v2

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    From what we've seen on screen, Finn and Jake would absolutely thrash Fionna and Cake no contest.

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