Do you think they’ll ever really be able to pin anything more than just “he’s kinda creepy” on him?
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Do you think theyll ever really be able to pin anything more than just hes kinda creepy on him?
I hope it all comes out and people realize that sometimes to make great art you have to molest a few children. so what? big deal? he's a big deal. for you.
Genius and perversion do seem to be correlated...
MJ, go back to your bunker
he should sue the shit out of those israelites
>Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
>Dan “if it was any wider it wouldn’t fit inside her” Schneider
>Dan "if her age is on the clock she's ready for tbe wiener" Schneider
>Dan "old enough to pee, old enough for me" Schneider
Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider
>Dan "The Itsy-Bitsy" Schneider crawled up your daughter's spout
lost
>"Soda can" Dan "the rough rider insider her" Schneider
He’s already gotten away with it. The only question is whether he will resurface eventually in France or Israel.
He's probably the most transparent closet pedophile in the biz. Which naturally means he holds so much dirt he's untouchable unless he gets Epstein'd
he has too much dirt. if he goes down, everyone goes down.
"He's probably the most transparent closet pedophile in the biz. Which naturally means he holds so much dirt he's untouchable"
What does that matter when the people he could potentially expose literally own all the channels of information that would enable a story like that to be even possible..
If he ever even threatened to go public with what. He knows, he knows perfectly well what would happen to him. It's not about any sort fear of the secrets he holds being exposed keeping him from being killed...but about the understanding that he's perfectly expendable if he ever gets out of line anyway.
It'll all come out in a few decades when he's on his deathbed/already dead. Screencap this.
worse than that they're just implying he "was a creep" in the advertising to draw eyes. when in reality the the "inappropriate dynamics" were him being demanding and hard to work with
that's his kid, when it turns 18 the money stops and the allegations begin
100% his kid. God what I’d give to have knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears during Zoey 101.
Bruh
>bruh
Frick off. I don’t care that it’s not a school night, you don’t belong here
there is actually some resemblance
Is Schneider an actual vampire?
It's so weird to have watched the gradual, years-long buildup of people slowly compounding different shit about Dan. I remember when this shit didn't even exist outside of Cinemaphile memes and no one else even batted an eyelash at him.
Cinemaphile is loaded with pedophiles, so they could smell their own
Same with the Weinstein, Spacey, and Cosby stuff. It was openly talked about on here and other "lesser" parts of the internet for years before it made it out to the public.
Honey, just because it was a meme on family guy dfoesn't mean it orignated here
the kevin spacey joke happened before the 'chon even existed 🙂
cosby was talked about for a pretty long time. Drawn Together made a reference. people knew he was a freak. Weinstein was known to be a creep but his reputation was way more like a mobster.
>Dan Schneider, where all my b***hes at!
Honestly it'll be more hilarious if he turned out to be innocent all this time.
Considering McCurdy literally had her own brother state none of the shit she claimed happened and her famiily literally disowned her... I would say the whole 'lolz the creator is a creep' is moronic but she was talking her mom, not Dan 'Get In The Van' Schneider
That said, the 'guest' speaker is Alexa Nichols who had beef with Britney Spears who slapped her and told her she'd have her blacklisted if she ever back talked Zoey again
Ironically, Dan was the one who had to calm Alexa down and defended her.
But reddit gonna be like: REEE WHITE MAN BAD!!!
this is just a case where the guy is clearly a pedophile who solicited feet pics from fans online. talk all you want to defend him, but obviously the man likes jerking his dick to children
I mean who doesn't?
Touché.
>He's White and good with kids
SO DAT DIS BE MEANING DERE BE A PEDO AND IT BE HIM
I sure do be diggin dat dere lies you be usin, my racist reddit folx
you have a mental illness. nobody cares dan is white. they care that he seems and acts like a pedophile. normal people can tell when someone is a weird creep
>it's a mental illness to argue that racism is bad if it's done against White people
why?
because it isn't racist to think dan is a creep. its just normal. you have a bizarre obsession with his race that no one else has ever expressed anything about, but in your head you think its the motivation.
>it's not racist to say a White man working with kids is a pedo since he's a White man
well rape me in the ass and call me a broken buck!
if you change words and meanings, sentences are different.. this is more evidence you're mentally ill, you filter everything you read to be a victim
okay, racist
He's always found feet funny, as far back as Kenan and Kel but for some reason when it was black boys it's not a problem
Goes to show you how the alt left thinks, really.
he was just on the internet asking kids for feet pics because it was 'funny'
sure anon
Oh noes!!! He interacted with 'the kids'!!! WHITE MALE INTERACTED WITH KIDS!!! PEDO PEDO PEOD!!!!
really?
buzzfeed (I know) asked her brother (the one that supposedly showered with her and was bathed by their mom in his teens) said she was full of shit
>said she was full of shit
Nothing that I've read from Cinemaphile clippings of her book seemed unbelievable or out there, weird
I know Cinemaphile these days generally assumes women are lying out of principle, not sure myself though. Could be either way, but unless it comes out she was a drug addict or some shit I doubt she did anything that justified getting disowned so that looks worse on her family than her
But it's not like this is all that related to the Dan stuff. I think Dan was probably almost-innocent, in that he wasn't a pedo but was in the know about actual pedos working there, maybe enabled them to molest kids
It's basically down to the fact in the book she's talking about her mom clearly as 'the creator'
The problem is like most 'reporting', it just cherry picks so everything is out of context
It's a good book if you enjoy low tier shit
Dan is innocent but the problem is he didn't have enough power to actually do shit for a long time. Alexa is talking about that in the 'true' documentary about how she has issues on Zoey 101 with Jamie-Lynn and Britney and Dan tried to defuse it/defend it but was ignored
reddit is white you dumbshit
>reddit is white
No you aren't.
i got a dna test and everything. i'm as white as can be, but i don't use that to defend pedos online
>Considering McCurdy literally had her own brother state none of the shit she claimed happened and her famiily literally disowned her.
Really? QRD?
>Dan Schneider
>white
Dan is a israelite. If anything the reason nothing has come of the accusations is because he's being protected by his people.
its not always a israeli surname, sometimes its just german.
he works in entertainment. 99% he's a israelite.
his story doesn't seem like it. he was some computer nerd from memphis
Jews live in Memphis
jews live everywhere, but there's nothing to suggest he's israeli that i see
Dan IS israeli though
7:23 of this video confirms
>~~*Schneider*~~
>white
Hello Dan
Ok Dan
>Dan "Wears a mask to hide his plan" Schneider
Very misleading caption when the trailer for that docuseries suggests they have so little on Dan they're going to be covering literal whos to make up the time.
It's literally like 5-10 minutes of it. Alexa talks about how he tried to defend her and he was very driven and would sometimes have to be reminded the kids are kids and need breaks and aren't perfect
He's just a perfectionist director. Actual pedos from reddit are just trying to deflect blame onto him because he's a White man
>Deranged race based pedophilia obsession
Go back to your containment board
>nazi symbol
YIKES!!!!
If you're so new that you don't remember the whole Bella and the Bulldogs fiasco it is you need to leave. A dude that made a movie about cuckolding and said that he was going to bring cuck content to Nick isn't some /misc/ boogeyman conspiracy. It actually happened.
This is the case for literally all of these metoo documentaries. It's always a bunch of complete nobodies telling some story that always boils down to "we were having fun together in the past but now that I'm older, uglier, and broke he needs to financially compensate me for some reason."
Not even that, less than half-way through the trailer they shift away from Dan and just start talking about random pedos who also worked at Nick:
If they had actual dirt on Dan (beyond him being hard to work with), they wouldn't be giving so much focus to other people. You have plenty of dedicated docuseries on less notable weirdos.
Other than the very well known foot thing did he ever touch anyone? I never read anything about him being an actual rapist or exposing himself so maybe there aren’t any criminal charges. He’s still fricked up don’t get me wrong, I just don’t know if he did anything illegal
my actual suspicion is that he's a pedophile but probably doesn't actually touch anyone.
>Blocking comments across all social media platforms.
THIS homie KNOWS
Is this real?
It sure is.
It's weird how many girls there are out there who are jennette's exact size and are willing to pay $1000 for her used bras and panties
big fans of the show to.
What are the odds she buys these from a thrift shop and throws them straight on depop. easy money
99% likelihood.
can you special request her to wear it for a day and then not wash it before sending it
Anon prostitutes typically do things of that nature for money.
Do you think Jennette would realy stoop so low? Especially after going on podcast after podcast talking about how it was her mom's fault for pushing her in to hollywood and how she's so free now that she's away from it?
It's not fun if it's some stranger prostitute. It has to be her.
does she escort? then i'd buy it after the "danning"
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF*
Ok, let's say that there is dirt on him and he goes to prison. How much time will there be before Nickelodeon decides to remove all of his shows from distribution? By that I mean all of their television networks, Paramount Plus, Pluto, etc.?
There could potentially be a lot of lost media soon if the network decides to delete everything. If for whatever reason you are fan of Dan's shows, you might want to start archiving just in case.
there is no dirt unless you consider 'he pushed the kids too much sometimes when they were tired and needed a break' as 'dirt'. Your dreams of a White man being a pedo are, yet again, not realistic.
I was more so wondering how fast Nickelodeon would remove all of his shows from all of their outlets based on there being dirt. I am not stating that the dirt would stick. I only stated the dirt was effective just for the sake of the scenario.
I think he has enough power in Hollywood that nothing will happen to him. It is possible that he has information about other people in Hollywood. If someone shows what Dan has done, he can what he has on the other person.
Imagine Schneider making Kel say
>I DO I DO I DO I DOO-OOO
80 times like Kubrick
Let me guess a bunch of never-was's seething that their careers cratered are going to blame Dan for whatever they are fed to say or believe for attention.
>Dan "Tickle your feet for an actor's seat" Schneider.
>Dan "Spread Your Hole to Get the Role" Schneider
what took people so long to figure out dan
also no one will ever point out his a israelite, the stereotypical israelite producer that prostitutes and molests white girls
Imagine how much better everything would have been if he was into farts instead of feet.
Would have been great
Since Hollywood's mining this site for content, when are they going to cover that black guy who made a cuck movie and then a Nickelodeon show with a bunch of similar imagery?
You mean the pedo who made Bella and the Bulldogs?
They won't considering the pedo itself is a protected class since it's a black
hollywood doesn't mine this site. you aren't that important
Serious question: are footgays on Cinemaphile responsible for Dan Schneider's waning reputation? The way I remember it is that people here noticed that all his shows had underage feet in it, precisely because they were fellow foot connoisseurs. This led to jokes about Dan awkwardly asking his actresses to remove their shoes, then eventually to outright jokes about him being a rapist. Then all of the sudden, whenever his name would appear on Twitter or reddit, people started making the same jokes.
I think the tide truly turned after that filthy frank song
no, Cinemaphile is just a gossip forum.
But Cinemaphile was talking about Dan Schneider way back in 2010. Who else was, back then?
/b/ They plotted a home invasion and to force him to open his computer vids.
Montel.. I think we forgettin' something very important about all dis, yes the man touched some children. but he's a great producer, and he's entertained us for so many years.
>Dan "I will not come down alone" Schneider
what did Dan mean by this?
and this
That man is too good for us.
Criminal mastermind
Jen needs to do OF and be done with it.
was it kino?
>inappropriate dynamics
So it's a nothingburger.
>Dan "spread it out and sit on my face and you'll be the ace" Schneider
>Dan "the hymen divider" Schneider
>Dan "get on the couch and get ready to scream ouch" Schneider
>Dan "thanks to all my money I'm drowning in the dicky" Schneider
>Dan "my chode is ready to explode" Schneider
The only thing I've seen him be accused of is being a meany because he's a staunch perfectionist.
its kind of hard to believe since he's made nothing good in the history of his entire life. every show could be made by a team of downs syndrome kids. the only thing he adds is weird pervert shit
Jeanette McCurdy claims he pushed her to drink when she was still underrage.
She said he gave her a sip of whiskey when she was 18, and only one sip.
>Omg literally raaaaaaaape
He's even more innocent than jigsaw
>Dan "if she's nine, twine 'n' dine" Schneider
>Dan "I shoot my load on your toes and you get all the roles" Schneider
Anyone remeber that episode of Icarly where Jeanette had some old dude rub her shoulders? The episode was named "iBeatTheHeat". Gave me a hard on as a kid and still does
I think he's like in a secret club or something and he will never go to jail or anything
>white
If he actually did anything tangible why hasn't anyone said anything other than "he was mean sometimes"
He's gonna end up in jail. Not because they have evidence or because someone actually accused him of anything. The public, namely redditors simply want to see this guy crucified even tho no one has accused him of anything other than being an butthole on set. They will find the flimsiest thing and completely throw the book at him.
Congrats/tv/, you ruined a man's life, and you ruined nick, we could have had more VJuice kino but because of your memes SpongeBob is now gay and nick is nothing but pozzed crap
redditors don't actually control the justice system
No. But whenever a story picks up steam it becomes a big thing. It took only one redditor for YouTube to completely remove a ton of underage content. It took only one redditor for google to revamp it's search engine. More and more people are fully convinced that Dan is the worst monster and it's only a matte of time before he becomes full mainstream
So basically your future is one reddit post away from being completely ruined
Yes. Well not mine. Dan's
neither of those things happened from one redditor.
>decades of Cinemaphile shitposts made their way to the normiesphere and ruined an innocent man who makes wholesome family entertainment
Hope you guys are happy
Can anyone refer me to actual information about what Dan Schneider has done, or just tell me? I honestly have no idea, I just see him talked about in memes liking kid feet and I think it's funny.
The only real concrete confirmed "offenses" are him just yelling and being an overbearing boss, but if that was the only thing he'd done it wouldn't have been the case that in six years after leaving Nickelodeon he hasn't made any other shows for any other companies. The whole thing is weird and there are rumors of hush money and shit involved.
Wasn't the rumor that he was inviting underage actresses to pool parties and filming them getting changed with hidden cameras then sharing the footage with other high level Hollywood perverts?
He could get epsteined to protect the network
he's clearly a pedo, but he probably didn't molest anyone
the schneider stuff is blown out of proportion because it's heavily memeable. however, the dude that did bella and the bulldogs genuinely has some fricked up shit going on there
are network executives going to be interviewed saying "we really had no idea he was doing this"?
he's a big fat guy, if that helps