Do you worship your heroes, anon?

Do you worship your heroes, anon?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This only works if those kids think that Harry Potter and Minnie Mouse are real. The fact that people made shit up in the 20th-21st centuries doesn't change the fact that the Noah's Ark story is also complete fiction.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you really missing the point man?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let's break it down.
        >Do you worship your heroes
        >FallaciousReligiousWebcomic.png
        So when you say "worship" you mean "devote to as much as a religious person venerates their god"?
        No.
        Your pasta may be telling you that funko pops are worshiping false idols but really that's just a behaviour control tactic. You can worship a god and have a hobby.

        World Flood stories are almost completely universal.

        There's also myths of what will happen at the end of the world.
        The fact humans have stories doesn't mean anything.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that man has the proportions of a hanna barbera character

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The point is that they're all ridiculous.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So christians understand that the whole ark thing was just a story? What else is just a story in a bible and what's real to them?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what christians understand as real from the Bible, I just stated that the strawmen in the comic were equally ridiculous.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's more to denounce Judaism as an incorrect version of the multiple abrahamic face but I believe a lot of Christians groups including the current Pope says guess stuff in the Old Testament aka the israeli Bible that isn't directly reference in the New Testament is just make believe stories or such YouTube housing a bridge when the so-called new pope speaks with his people about his problems with the real life Pope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      World Flood stories are almost completely universal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but nothing would state that the Noah's ark recounting of the events it the true and only version of the events, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >*regional flood stories are almost completely universal to *regions that are geographically known to have experienced flooding in prehistoric times after human settlement.
        Reall makes you think.

    • 1 month ago
      guy

      >Atheist reasoning

      People these days obviously treat their consumption of big brands like a religion.

      Yeah but nothing would state that the Noah's ark recounting of the events it the true and only version of the events, right?

      This doesn't make any sense. There's always multiple accounts of events.

      I'm pretty sure you don't have to believe in Mickey Mouse Despicable Me Spider-Man or Harry Potter to be fans of the franchises.

      People treated Harry Potter like a saint, like St George, as when they would compare Republican politicians to Voldemort.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >People treated Harry Potter like a saint, like St George, as when they would compare Republican politicians to Voldemort.
        What?
        >comparing anyone to a character from a work of fiction means you are a religious zealot for that work of fiction
        I think you're in a cult if they want you to be afraid of people who mention fictions works.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This doesn't make any sense. There's always multiple accounts of events.
          My main point being (and this extends to most other things in general) is that the Noah account of events is detailed enough that you could try and compare it to other events across the globe and see if there are anything that contradicts it. The only commonality is a flood occurring. The Noah account gives a specific reason for why it occurs and a specific outcome for it. We know from the fact we have multiple accounts for it that has differing outcomes than what is stated with Noah, but that in of itself could come down to how history was written and the Old Testament being a mish mash of ancient retelling of events and translations upon translations. Not to fundamentally disagree with the idea of it occurring at all, I'm just more in the camp that it probably didn't happen 1:1 the way the bible tells it. Doesn't refute the bible either, just maybe it isn't wholly accurate which a lot of theologian scholars talk about when referring to the Old Testament.

          Don't try to reason with guy, he's schizophrenic. He does not live in or perceive the same world we do

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Watch out, buddy. He's calling up his industry-insiders as we speak to get you blacklisted!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This doesn't make any sense. There's always multiple accounts of events.
        My main point being (and this extends to most other things in general) is that the Noah account of events is detailed enough that you could try and compare it to other events across the globe and see if there are anything that contradicts it. The only commonality is a flood occurring. The Noah account gives a specific reason for why it occurs and a specific outcome for it. We know from the fact we have multiple accounts for it that has differing outcomes than what is stated with Noah, but that in of itself could come down to how history was written and the Old Testament being a mish mash of ancient retelling of events and translations upon translations. Not to fundamentally disagree with the idea of it occurring at all, I'm just more in the camp that it probably didn't happen 1:1 the way the bible tells it. Doesn't refute the bible either, just maybe it isn't wholly accurate which a lot of theologian scholars talk about when referring to the Old Testament.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People still argue and debate fictional shit as intensely as they would a religion, so I don't really think it matters. Their religion is just media.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure you don't have to believe in Mickey Mouse Despicable Me Spider-Man or Harry Potter to be fans of the franchises.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Guy the janny's cumbawd or why isn't he banned?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mickey Mouse doesn't present itself as the ultimate truth tho

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The joke is Christians pay money to worship a brand like Disney/Harry Potter/Spiderman fans, etc. The problem is I don't remember literal wars starting because someone doesn't like Mickey Mouse over Goofy. I swear the criteria for being religious is being mentally fricking moronic.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's always funny to when some Christians and the detractors focus so much on the israelite parts of the Bible. It's like how both Satanists and alot Christians think that an inverted cross is satanic and heresy but it's actually the cross of St Peter and totally an official symbol of the faith.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OT is where all the out there and funky shit happens, I don't blame them. The only thing that comes close to the over the top parts of OT is Revelations, which is mostly a war arc.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like people worship this man like he can say or do no wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, Peanuts was a pretty good comic strip.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Every Sunday I go to the House of Mouse.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/After_Eden now i know why the style of this comic seemed familiar to me

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hm, I wonder what's the best way can I defend my belief in god?
    >I know! I'll make a comic that compares my religion to Spider-man and the minions!

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