I hate David Mitchell's slimy little goblin face. I want to cave it in until his fat hamster like cheeks and abhorrently pudgy jowels are reduced to nothing and all you can see is his pathetically malformed skull. I want to gouge out his beady little rat eyes while he screams knowing that he deserves every moment of his pain as punishment for his worthless existence. I just want to stomp on his disgusting recessed jaw until he's choking on the shards of his yellowed rodent teeth. All I want is to tear off his greasy receding hair until his scalp peels from his horrendously dysgenic skull then toss him into an unmarked grave like every malformed reject deserves. That is all I have ever wanted for David Mitchell.
I hate them both equally but would find more joy in mangling David Mitchell's face because he would at least attempt to struggle despite his frail pudgy body. He would survive far longer. Whereas I could kill Warwick with a single kick and wouldn't be able to show that little homosexual just how much I despise him before he croaks. The only way I could accomplish the same level of torment to Warwick that he so desperately deserves is by tearing his wife and children apart in front of him with my bare hands and throwing the remains of those little abominations into his lap.
>He doesn't wish to marry up the social ladder until his children are members of the aristocracy
It's a good thing serfs like you never learn, keeps the competition down. Now back to the fields, my little labourer.
>took each others v >nerdy massively into me, basically best mates and partners >gets new job, goes to uni part time >breaks up with me, fricks Best friend “orbiter” who dumped for her for two years a week after we broke up >now town bike at uni
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don’t know what 4th paragraph was meant to say, meant he simped for her for two years straight and she fricked him a week after breaking up with me
she insisted upon herself honestly
She does look like the elf from Harry Potter
it seems she has the same name too
>ynw get illegal benefit from Dobby innocently waggling her bum on you in the cupboard
She looks like that homie from The Bear
Hardly. She's clearly a civvie mate.
nnyeeeeaaaAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *camera falling*
I hate David Mitchell's slimy little goblin face. I want to cave it in until his fat hamster like cheeks and abhorrently pudgy jowels are reduced to nothing and all you can see is his pathetically malformed skull. I want to gouge out his beady little rat eyes while he screams knowing that he deserves every moment of his pain as punishment for his worthless existence. I just want to stomp on his disgusting recessed jaw until he's choking on the shards of his yellowed rodent teeth. All I want is to tear off his greasy receding hair until his scalp peels from his horrendously dysgenic skull then toss him into an unmarked grave like every malformed reject deserves. That is all I have ever wanted for David Mitchell.
Would you say you hate him more or less than Warick Davis?
I hate them both equally but would find more joy in mangling David Mitchell's face because he would at least attempt to struggle despite his frail pudgy body. He would survive far longer. Whereas I could kill Warwick with a single kick and wouldn't be able to show that little homosexual just how much I despise him before he croaks. The only way I could accomplish the same level of torment to Warwick that he so desperately deserves is by tearing his wife and children apart in front of him with my bare hands and throwing the remains of those little abominations into his lap.
Hi David, I'm a big fan of your work.
Didn't like her. Not to say that the dryhumping scene wasn't incredible
Unironically where do you get a woman like Dobby?
Peep shows.
I want a israeli Queen from England myself.
dunno what phenotype this (lies) but i'm disgustied by it
Dobs or Soph?
>Soph - free house in the countryside and the inevitable inheritance of her father's even larger countryside house
>Dobby - nerd
I have a feeling Dobby wouldn't want kids so another strike against her.
i wouldnt give her a choice
Only w*men think about their partners assets and what they mean to gain rather than personality or compatibility
>He doesn't wish to marry up the social ladder until his children are members of the aristocracy
It's a good thing serfs like you never learn, keeps the competition down. Now back to the fields, my little labourer.
You will never be a woman
But I will be richer than if I had married a poorgay woman 🙂
Dobs definitely. But I wouldn't turn down Soph's saggy breasts and thick bush
Why did she suddenly become a massive c**t
She joined a startup and was suddenly part of a "cool" group. The second she was aware of her options, the female programming kicked in.
After my last ex, I can confirm this is something they do, unfortunately
Same
>says she loved me
>got a new job
>realised guys other than me find her attractive
>dumped me and became a turbo bawd
>took each others v
>nerdy massively into me, basically best mates and partners
>gets new job, goes to uni part time
>breaks up with me, fricks Best friend “orbiter” who dumped for her for two years a week after we broke up
>now town bike at uni
don’t know what 4th paragraph was meant to say, meant he simped for her for two years straight and she fricked him a week after breaking up with me
Monkey branching is insidious as frick
This is such a devastatingly astute line.
I remember this and "Jeff's doing a joke" as confirming her as a solid life partner.
Serious question Cinemaphile. I don’t know who this is. Is this a man or just israeli genes?
Do not look at her feet.
I wouldnt put my dick in the Dob tbqh