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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you think that's air you're breathing now?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Film gave me a latex fetish. FRICK YOU WACHOWSKIS!

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when you're ready, you won't have to

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and don’t worry about the vase

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      k3k!

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw she didn't wipe today because the poop is not real

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you poop in the matrix you poop in real life

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I thought it wasn't real
        >Your butthole makes it real

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why does my ass hurt?
          >You've never used it before

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No for real tho. His b-hole didn't gradually stretch from normal usage and growth so he's got a brand-new pooper that he's about to take an adult-sized dump out of. I'd imagine that'd be painful.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you know that agents poop on the floor and then enter "delete poop" instead of using the toilet?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cypher, teach me to rim through 2mm of leather

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I know bung fu

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit me

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the "red pill" meme that incels are obsessed with came from a movie directed by 2 women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>tfw the "red pill" meme that Chads are obsessed with came from a movie directed by 2 crossdressing men

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only "redpill" from matrix is
      DONT fight the system
      because neo is "the one". and you arent and he barely made it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the wachowski sisters are a cautionary tale of what happens when you overdose on redpills and become a reddit avatar

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like when you overdose on ketamine and let a dominatrix buckbreak you.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you'll never get pink eye from Trinity

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the brappiest music on earth playing while this happens on screen

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you won't have to Neo

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has the best memes. Too bad the jannies are the biggest homosexuals

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thats a neat trick

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      brappit hole

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd park my peewee 50 in her single garage if you get my meaning.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd frick her in the ass if you catch my drift

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got the drawing of him smelling trinity's fart i lost it

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why?

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trinity!
    >NO!

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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