>dodge this
how do you respond without sounding mad?
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>dodge this
>dodge this
how do you respond without sounding mad?
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>"No."
Holy shit, seething
>I can’t dodge it but just so you know, I’m not mad about it. Don’t think that I’m mad
>Don’t think that I’m mad
I had sex with your wife
not in those words
By dodging, a second or two earlier.
There's really no reason he couldn't have.
If you can dodge bullets, you can also dodge and phase etc away from a gun instead of giving her time to quip first
This has been debunked.
lmao, by who?
neo at this time was already becoming the one. he was manipulating their programs to not be able to dodge. trinity didn't expect it to work at all which is why she says the line sarcastically.
god, she is fine as frick
oh yeah? well the jerk store just called, and they're all running out of you
>dodge
>quip mockingly "trinity, heeelllpp"
>shoot neo through the head without even looking back at him
>laugh and put your arms up because nothing she can do from this point forward can possibly save Neo or herself
>first film's Agents are humans because they have to integrate into the world, give orders to humans, and not tip anyone off. They pose as a government agency when they're really reality police
>second film onwards all programs are given human form because... reasons?
The oracle in the first film also appeared as a human.
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
how do you respond without sounding mad?
>how do you respond without sounding mad?
how do you respond without sounding mad?
*dodges it*
"I dirty your face"
>Dodge thi- ACK!
I just smile knowing I'll respawn in a second an keep shooting at her ass
Ok but when the agents take over randoms and get killed does that person also die? Hows that work?
yes. they get ship rip. they superman to heaven.
So their meat pod gets flushed?
yea. recycled into a biological slurry with all the other piss and shid and then fed back into the pod people. hot.
>see some hot girl died on the news
>you get fed by her flesh
>you never even know
>to you its steak night
>POCKET SAND
>if you shoot me then that means you're gay, no backsies
This whole scene just makes the entire resistance look like massive idiots. Oh wow, you mean just running up to someone that can dodge bullets fired from afar and shooting them from a range where they literally can't dodge works? Whodathunkit?!
Why not just turn on the invincibility cheat code so you aren't risking your life wen you go into the matrix? They seriously never thought about figuring out how to make it so you don't die in real life?
Yeah why not just take all the risk out of it. I mean who needs stakes right?
D-did you say steak?
I fricking love steak
>y-you too
>can dodge multiple bullets in a timef rame from when the trigger is pulled to when the bullet travels 20 feet
>can't dodge a single bullet at point blank range, but with the headstart warning of "dodge this" plus standing there watching as the woman points the gun at your head
bravo trannie bros
>flex my forehead
>she dies
>rape neo
Calling them a Black person usually works. A bullet in the head can be walked off but a Black person is forever.
so why didn't he? a machine would react immediately while she was saying her "cool" taunt instead of firing
He didn't have time. She rattled off her one liner and pulled the trigger. He might have used the little time he had left to consider trying to dodge, grabbing at the gun, or analyzing what person was the closest he could jump into if both failed. That split second of hesitation was all she needed