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I love when my parents get thinking about their pasts, that's how I learned how my mom thought I was an mistake and just didn't aborted me because it was too much of a hassle. Or when my dad told me that drinking was the only thing he had that brought him joy, after spending the entire day with me fishing and cycling about the town in a lazy Sunday morning.
We did, it was our routine for sundays >Wake up 4am >Make waffles >Go to mass >Go home >Watch F1 >Have lunch >Cycle around town enjoying the day or go fishing until 5pm >Go home clean fish and eat fried fish for dinner
>sold 4 years ago for half the price
what the FRICK HAPPENED IN THE PAST 5 YEAR!?!?
10 months ago
Anonymous
The housing market is beyond fricked, anon. Companies are buying out properties en masse and normalgays are picking up whatever cheap leftovers they can find, both are holding them indefinitely as "investments" or using them for airbnb. Homeownership in America is dead until the bubble inevitably bursts again, which is going to send us straight into another recession.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's going to get worse with the chinese real estate crashing, more rich chinks will want to buy homes in the west instead now.
Did they ever mention if they were renting or owned the house?
They should be very wealthy by now, i imagine season 8 will ignore the housing market or pretend they are renting. bonus points if Hal fricked up and sold the house for pennies to fund one of his hobbies.
That "modern" house design is so fricking ugly, sterile and souless. They didn't even spare the house for its history or meaning in nostalgia and pop culture.
One thing they did well was make the house incredibly cluttered. TV houses have to be big enough to accomodate a lot of different scripts and all the equipment and just to 'look right' on screen. Filling every wall with stuff helps make it feel a little more working-class and claustrophobic.
Sets are fine but of course nothing can beat a real house on a real street. Being able to just run outside and run down a real street and film is peak kino
Homes just had more stuff in them back then, now everything is condenced into one thing. You just need a smart TV, no DVR or speakers or DVD player, you dont need a book shelf with books just a kindle etc etc. I miss stuff
>NOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY AND A BI GHOUSE AND A JOB AND STILL ALL OF MY HAIR AND NO HEALTH PROBLEMS OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOD THE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ABYSS OF DARKNESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only in the early 2000s and before that could a couple earning minimum wage could buy a suburban house and support 4+ kids...and still think they had it bad. Today that's practically winning at life
The problem isn't what you have or don't have, or what car you drive or how big your house is. The problem is freedom. Living to work, paycheck to paycheck, beholden to your employer is not a natural way for humans to behave so it's no wonder so many are depressed. Your entire life's schedule is based around doing somebody's bidding for them, waking up when they tell you to, arriving for work when they say, and doing exactly as you're told when you're there. Then there's the massive disconnect between any work you do and the reward you receive. It's not like going out hunting and bringing back a deer. You toil and graft for hours just to add some numbers into some nebulous pot so that you don't lose your house and health plan when pay day comes at the end of the month. The working class are a modern day slave class. I'm not saying that life would be better living in nomadic tribes, just that the modern day work culture produces a very specific type of anxiety and depression due to how overwhelming and oppressive it is.
And I say that as somebody who could never afford a house that big or 4 kids to feed on my current wage. But I don't know that I'd feel any better if I could, if the working situation were still the same.
>NOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY AND A BI GHOUSE AND A JOB AND STILL ALL OF MY HAIR AND NO HEALTH PROBLEMS OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOD THE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ABYSS OF DARKNESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>If you watched the show, you'd know the hell his kids and wife put him through.
What the frick do you think raising three boys is like? Do you think it's going to be easy???
Do you think a woman is going to be fun to hang around with after she has done her job for the species?
>NOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY AND A BI GHOUSE AND A JOB AND STILL ALL OF MY HAIR AND NO HEALTH PROBLEMS OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOD THE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ABYSS OF DARKNESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only in the early 2000s and before that could a couple earning minimum wage could buy a suburban house and support 4+ kids...and still think they had it bad. Today that's practically winning at life
Ipods were a thing yes and people used them. but guess what? Just as many people still used MP3 players, i know this because i was actually alive then, unlike you.
>ipods >for a "struggling lower middle class family"
Malcom would've gotten Reese's hand-me-down Walkman, while Reese got an old portable cd player for his birthday or something.
Only rich kids had ipods, even in 2005.
Because even though the kids are kinda dumb, theyre 10x smarter than kids are today cuz they arent glued to a frickin phone/tablet from the womb. And dont gimme that shit about TV was the same thing, it wasnt.
If you're too young to remember you won't get it
It was before the world ended
You had decent technology but people still went outside, talked to eachother, knew their neighbors
They played Mortal Kombat but still went outside and did sports
They actually knew their parents and vice versa instead of everybody burying their faces in their phones
Little politics, at least not bi-polar politics
My fondest memory of the National Guard is when we were trying to build a Command Hooch in the rain with a couple of ponchos and not enough paracord, and we all just started screaming the TMBG theme song. Then SSG came over and told us to shut the frick up, and as he walked away, Stewart looked up and whispered "life is unfaaaaair....". Shit got me through an absolute nightmare annual training.
ITS NOT A 90S SHOW YOU FRICKING IDIOT
IT DOESNT MATTER IF THE IN-UNIVERSE TIME IS IN THE 90S HOW FRICKING DUMB ARE YOU?????? ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THE VIKINGS WAS 1010'S SHOW???????
IF THE SHOW WAS MADE IN THE EARLY 2000S IT S AFRICKING EARLY 2000S SHOW
SHUT THE FRICK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Only the first 2 seasons of Malcom in the Middle are absolute 00's in a bottle classic.
The show really loses its way as the kids grow and the family dynamic gets warped.
That was weird when every aspect of Francis' life just sort of ended offscreen. Job was gone, German side cast was gone, Pyanka was gone, Francis was living like a loser on a mattress on the floor in a one room apartment again.
Otto's actor got sick and the writers instead of saying Francis got sick of working there put the money in the wrong place and got fired. Weak point in Season 7.
People hate on him and that’s fair but his early seasons show what life was truly like before the internet and immigration ruined everything. You can view actual cultures that no longer exist or will no longer exist in the near future. It’s like a time capsule.
As someone who only vaguely caught part of an episode here or there back when it was airing, I had literally zero idea that fourth brother (the eldest) existed until you guys started posting about this show and he's in all the group photos. It's called Malcolm in the Middle, which to me implies only 3 boys with Malcolm as the middle one, like the Heffleys. This feels like Gumbly but real.
He's only in half the episodes (he gets sent to military school/a cattle ranch), and the ones he's in, he's only present for a minute or two.
He's the older brother that's already flown the nest - something that a lot of kids should find relatable.
For me it's bridge to Terabithia. My brothers and I were growing up in a mid-class family and we had technology here in there but it served mainly as a nice break between spending the majority of our time outside and finding new ways to play together with our friends. Jesse was literally a mirror reflection of myself from those years and I heavily related to his life problems related to having difficulties growing up in a poor family while having a passion for drawing. I also had a huge crush on Leslie because she really reminded me of a girl I was deeply in love with back in 2006. She perfectly represented the typical IRL 2000s manic pixie dream next door girl that you could actually meet back then. Good times.
No, literally none
GK
The Sopranos
The Wire
Dexter
Heroes
We can never go back, can we?
No, you can never go back.
Go back
Tfw I grew up to be a failure
ZIllennial kino
have a nice day
This poster is a bot and has been spamming the same canned generationology phrases hundreds of thousands of times every day since 2019.
>"The zoomber/zillennial" wojaks
>"Ocarina of time is a Zoomer game"
>"1993 Millennials were too old for teen titans"
>"Only zoomies deny zillennials because you're jealous of us for having better childhoods"
>"Millennials and zoomers haven't seen this masterpiece"
>"[Insert thing] is zillennial. Zoomers haven't seen it."
>"Zoomies grew up with Craig of the Creek and Skibidi toilet"
>Obsession with Billy & Mandy, kung fu panda, Spongebob movie, Gravity falls, and/or Pokemon Emerald
Poor Dewey.
Hal tried to warn you
I love when my parents get thinking about their pasts, that's how I learned how my mom thought I was an mistake and just didn't aborted me because it was too much of a hassle. Or when my dad told me that drinking was the only thing he had that brought him joy, after spending the entire day with me fishing and cycling about the town in a lazy Sunday morning.
dubs of depression
>lazy Sunday morning
Should have gone to church, homie.
We did, it was our routine for sundays
>Wake up 4am
>Make waffles
>Go to mass
>Go home
>Watch F1
>Have lunch
>Cycle around town enjoying the day or go fishing until 5pm
>Go home clean fish and eat fried fish for dinner
>massive house
>it's crap
People don't know what they have until it's gone
>People don't know what they have until it's gone
We truly live in hell anon
What drives a person to do this
That was 2012 anon, imagine what it looks like now
It's currently for sale for $4m
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12334-Cantura-St-Studio-City-CA-91604/20027798_zpid/
I wish i was rich enough to buy it and return it to the Malcolm house
Even the whole forest behind the house is gone
What the frick
bro i hate when i see entire woods being cleared for human settlement. we're actively destroying the planet
they literally stripped it of its soul and replaced it with a bland and ugly "modern" interior. sad
>$4m
Working families are being genocided before they started
>sold 4 years ago for half the price
what the FRICK HAPPENED IN THE PAST 5 YEAR!?!?
The housing market is beyond fricked, anon. Companies are buying out properties en masse and normalgays are picking up whatever cheap leftovers they can find, both are holding them indefinitely as "investments" or using them for airbnb. Homeownership in America is dead until the bubble inevitably bursts again, which is going to send us straight into another recession.
It's going to get worse with the chinese real estate crashing, more rich chinks will want to buy homes in the west instead now.
Did they ever mention if they were renting or owned the house?
They should be very wealthy by now, i imagine season 8 will ignore the housing market or pretend they are renting. bonus points if Hal fricked up and sold the house for pennies to fund one of his hobbies.
a great example of how modern architecture is shit
That "modern" house design is so fricking ugly, sterile and souless. They didn't even spare the house for its history or meaning in nostalgia and pop culture.
>Yeah, I used to play a lot of minecraft before I became an architect. How could you tell?
Hideous. House down the street just did the same thing. Ugly.
that's not a house, that's a printer!
One thing they did well was make the house incredibly cluttered. TV houses have to be big enough to accomodate a lot of different scripts and all the equipment and just to 'look right' on screen. Filling every wall with stuff helps make it feel a little more working-class and claustrophobic.
It helps that it was just a real house they filmed in
Yeah, that's the biggest advantage it has over Roseanne which is the closest show I can think of.
Sets are fine but of course nothing can beat a real house on a real street. Being able to just run outside and run down a real street and film is peak kino
Homes just had more stuff in them back then, now everything is condenced into one thing. You just need a smart TV, no DVR or speakers or DVD player, you dont need a book shelf with books just a kindle etc etc. I miss stuff
That house looks tiny from the outside.
And big on the inside
The problem isn't what you have or don't have, or what car you drive or how big your house is. The problem is freedom. Living to work, paycheck to paycheck, beholden to your employer is not a natural way for humans to behave so it's no wonder so many are depressed. Your entire life's schedule is based around doing somebody's bidding for them, waking up when they tell you to, arriving for work when they say, and doing exactly as you're told when you're there. Then there's the massive disconnect between any work you do and the reward you receive. It's not like going out hunting and bringing back a deer. You toil and graft for hours just to add some numbers into some nebulous pot so that you don't lose your house and health plan when pay day comes at the end of the month. The working class are a modern day slave class. I'm not saying that life would be better living in nomadic tribes, just that the modern day work culture produces a very specific type of anxiety and depression due to how overwhelming and oppressive it is.
And I say that as somebody who could never afford a house that big or 4 kids to feed on my current wage. But I don't know that I'd feel any better if I could, if the working situation were still the same.
>NOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY AND A BI GHOUSE AND A JOB AND STILL ALL OF MY HAIR AND NO HEALTH PROBLEMS OOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOD THE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ABYSS OF DARKNESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moron
pepe wouldn't say that
t. doesn't have a wife, big house, a job, all of their hair, no health prroblems, and intelligent healthy children
correct, but I don't dismiss a man who recognizes that his choices left him behind where he could have been
how shit must a man's life be before we accept his pain?
What the frick does he have to complain about though?
If you watched the show, you'd know the hell his kids and wife put him through.
>If you watched the show, you'd know the hell his kids and wife put him through.
What the frick do you think raising three boys is like? Do you think it's going to be easy???
Do you think a woman is going to be fun to hang around with after she has done her job for the species?
le epik zoomer
Why did you sperg out on me? Was my post not detailed enough for you?
No
Fair enough.
Only in the early 2000s and before that could a couple earning minimum wage could buy a suburban house and support 4+ kids...and still think they had it bad. Today that's practically winning at life
I wish I could buy my own house
Feels more like the 90s. Does anybody even use a handheld Apple product in any episode?
>Apple
>Being a popular relevant thing before 2007
The show ended in 2006
>what are ipods
moron
Ipods were a thing yes and people used them. but guess what? Just as many people still used MP3 players, i know this because i was actually alive then, unlike you.
>ipods
>for a "struggling lower middle class family"
Malcom would've gotten Reese's hand-me-down Walkman, while Reese got an old portable cd player for his birthday or something.
Only rich kids had ipods, even in 2005.
What makes it 2000s besides the music and clothing? Why wouldn't it be believable if it was set in 1970 or 2020
Moron
The show ended right before smartphones, the social media boom and the Great Recession happened. It still has a 90s aesthetic about it because of that
>working class family having a house
>not terminally online
>not giga woke
Literally impossible today
1970 is fair but 2020? You stupid or something
Because even though the kids are kinda dumb, theyre 10x smarter than kids are today cuz they arent glued to a frickin phone/tablet from the womb. And dont gimme that shit about TV was the same thing, it wasnt.
They made Reese an idiot on the show but he'd be smart for today's kids
If you're too young to remember you won't get it
It was before the world ended
You had decent technology but people still went outside, talked to eachother, knew their neighbors
They played Mortal Kombat but still went outside and did sports
They actually knew their parents and vice versa instead of everybody burying their faces in their phones
Little politics, at least not bi-polar politics
People still do that. I could totally imagine it set in the modern era.
Show me a specific episode and plot that wouldn't work today
Zoomies will never understand
why were they embarassed? that's impressive.
Sopranos if you're not a toy-collecting millennial hellbent on shoddily recreating his childhood through homosexual rose-tinted nostalgia glasses
Sopranos is literally the exact same just for dads who want to pretend they're cool and in the mafia
Breaking Bad has comfy 2000 vibes
One of the things i love the most about Breaking Bad is how it ignored all the online and tech shit going on at the time
Well, the tard son created a website for donations. And they used trackable gps in cars, which was a really novel thing back then.
Yeah but they could have setup a facebook page or something instead and they didnt
It looked like a webpage from 1998
My fondest memory of the National Guard is when we were trying to build a Command Hooch in the rain with a couple of ponchos and not enough paracord, and we all just started screaming the TMBG theme song. Then SSG came over and told us to shut the frick up, and as he walked away, Stewart looked up and whispered "life is unfaaaaair....". Shit got me through an absolute nightmare annual training.
Imagine
It does start right at 2000 and kind of shows how things are as they become like they are now since 2006
Is Pete and Pete 2000s? It's certainly nostalgic
No, that's pure 90's soul right there.
We solved racism 20 years ago
>Father and his sons go outside and do things
>Dont just all sit around the TV while using their phones
Unrealistic as frick
I want to gape the moms butthole with my erect penis
but this is a 90s show
By what logic?
Stars: Frankie Muniz, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield
Genre: Comedy, Family
Release Date: 2000-01-09
Yes and?
AND SOOOOO ITS A 2010 decade show
it ran from 2000 to 2007 or something
How stupid are you really
ITS NOT A 90S SHOW YOU FRICKING IDIOT
IT DOESNT MATTER IF THE IN-UNIVERSE TIME IS IN THE 90S HOW FRICKING DUMB ARE YOU?????? ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THE VIKINGS WAS 1010'S SHOW???????
IF THE SHOW WAS MADE IN THE EARLY 2000S IT S AFRICKING EARLY 2000S SHOW
SHUT THE FRICK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Holy shit Star Trek must have been made by time travellers from the future
Only the first 2 seasons of Malcom in the Middle are absolute 00's in a bottle classic.
The show really loses its way as the kids grow and the family dynamic gets warped.
when Francis loses the dude ranch job and his wife stopped appearing it was mostly over
That was weird when every aspect of Francis' life just sort of ended offscreen. Job was gone, German side cast was gone, Pyanka was gone, Francis was living like a loser on a mattress on the floor in a one room apartment again.
Otto's actor got sick and the writers instead of saying Francis got sick of working there put the money in the wrong place and got fired. Weak point in Season 7.
You’ve been shilling this shit for months now. Isn’t it enough to warrant your fricking revival you dumb Black folk? Stop spamming the board.
Id go after the sopranos gays way before the malcomgays, friendo
I'm going to post whatever i want to, if you dont like it maybe reddit is more your speed zoomie
For me, it is she
People hate on him and that’s fair but his early seasons show what life was truly like before the internet and immigration ruined everything. You can view actual cultures that no longer exist or will no longer exist in the near future. It’s like a time capsule.
Ed Edd N eddy.
>mfw I will never be chased and probably raped by the Kanker Sisters
this unironically. I lived on a cul-de-sac and it was very much like this and the show
Nothing can surpass it
MOMMY
Could you do it?
i would kms
No way, it's pure sucrose. The body cannot simply absorb the sugar in 100 quaks.
6.8g of sugar per "Quack" 680 grams of sugar
Adult males shouldn't intake more than 36 grams of sugar a day
Curb your Enthusiasm
That 70s Show
As someone who only vaguely caught part of an episode here or there back when it was airing, I had literally zero idea that fourth brother (the eldest) existed until you guys started posting about this show and he's in all the group photos. It's called Malcolm in the Middle, which to me implies only 3 boys with Malcolm as the middle one, like the Heffleys. This feels like Gumbly but real.
He's only in half the episodes (he gets sent to military school/a cattle ranch), and the ones he's in, he's only present for a minute or two.
He's the older brother that's already flown the nest - something that a lot of kids should find relatable.
By the time he starts to actually appear more in the show, the family has another baby.
For me it's bridge to Terabithia. My brothers and I were growing up in a mid-class family and we had technology here in there but it served mainly as a nice break between spending the majority of our time outside and finding new ways to play together with our friends. Jesse was literally a mirror reflection of myself from those years and I heavily related to his life problems related to having difficulties growing up in a poor family while having a passion for drawing. I also had a huge crush on Leslie because she really reminded me of a girl I was deeply in love with back in 2006. She perfectly represented the typical IRL 2000s manic pixie dream next door girl that you could actually meet back then. Good times.
Lizzie McGuire
>own a house in california in a safe white suburb
>poor
Lmao, the one aspect that aged like shit
The OC. Because it was a bullshit delusional fantasy that ended in reality.
>tfw no chance to do a Tijuana car wash
Yea LOST