Does anyone have the tl;dr on this video? I liked maybe 4 or 5 of this gay's videos but I don't want to spend 20 minutes finding out why he's quitting.
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Does anyone have the tl;dr on this video?
Thank God this homosexuals leaving. Dis people actually watch him?
>Dis people actually watch him?
I watched him around early 2010's but as my interest in football declined I eventually stopped watching him regularly.
>i'm dying of AIDS. goodbye Black folk
there i summed it up
Basically, the mexicans were trying to make an offer he could not resist. They gave him a wink and they gave him a bag. But they wanted more; cactus. It's the only thing they needed in their whole lives. A gun was pulled out of the back of their pants and they all went crazy. First blood was drawn by the Native American guy (Jimmy Bigfoot) who stabbed a beerbottle in Carlos' neck. Blood was spraying everywhere. Well, after that... you could almost say something beautiful happened that day. I've never seen mexicans dance like that. I couldn't help but take a photograph. I mean, I just had to. What if they planned to make a story about this? After taking the picture, I went home to my uncle Bob. I told him everything that happened and he just sighed. He looked at me and said, "Boy, there are three important things in this world: money, pussy and beer. Don't you dare forget that." I then walked to my bedroom and changed into my school girl outfit. Bob went easy on me, but just thinking about it makes my ass sore.
Is that a pasta?
a great read
That's just the plot of No Country for Old Men
Bravo Nolan
Bravo
He got COVID after the 100th booster and is dying now.
he got pozzed by BGC
Big Gay wiener?
skiBiddy Gyat Cussy
Didn’t this guy have Fauchi on his channel when they were shilling the Covid vaccine hardcore in 2021?
Yes
they made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
He's on the Epstein list
Actual answer: he got tired of the grind that was making making multiple videos each week across several different channels for over a decade.
Why would he run serval different channels?
Maximise revenue.
Because he has a whole theorist brand:
>game theory
>film theory
>food theory
>style theory
>Food theory
Fricking why? You could do a single video exposing the evils of the fast food industry, not dedicate an entire channel to it.
His theory's suck.
they were always him grasping at straws and making massive leaps of logic to reach conclusions he could use as clickbate.
I remember one video about Mario bother he made. Someone in comments destroy his theory instantly. Lol
Did he speak about the third Mario brother, Sponge?
random references arent funny kys
Amber Lamps
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
What does the Fox say?
It isn't random, it's Mario bros, the thing you were talking about.
The ones involving actual science were interesting. The theories about moronic lore shit (which is 90% of them) are moronic.
but thats just a theory
No shit, his target audience is 12 year olds
it's for the kids bro
>no anime theory channel
Well, frick him then. Whoever he is.
"Food theory"? What is that supposed to mean? Does he cook food?
One of the food theory videos had “QUIT DAIRY” in the headline so I assume it’s one of those.
it means he reaches deep into the canals of his winding lower intestine and picks out whatever stupid food-themed video he can manage. literally the only good one is the "what if u were locked in a supermarket" one
>race theory
Not yet
>Why would a successful business maximize profits
Every now and then I'm reminded I'm posting with 15 year olds.
>>Why would a successful business maximize profits
>Every now and then I'm reminded I'm posting with 15 year olds.
The correct question is, why the hell would he think running it all himself is a good idea? That's called ego, not being smart. You hire others that can do your job good enough, the audience will not give a shit when they're already consuming slop content.
Some men are workaholics, he's obviously one of them. But now he's doing what you want and letting other people run it. He's apparently still got other stuff in the can too.
Because youtube fricks you over less people watch one of your videos so the pro strat is to compartmentalize with channels
Cared enough to post. Twice.
>He doesn't know about reverse image search
So loud yet so dumb
>He doesn't know about reverse image search
>So loud yet so dumb
Google's reverse image search gets worse by the day just like their regular search.
you okay lil bro
I really don't know why someone would get mad about someone not knowing or not caring to know an eceleb relevant to a subsect of zoomers and nobody else. Well, same applies to any supposedly famous person, but this is especially silly.
No one cares if you don't know who he is, running into a thread and trying to flex your ignorance is incredibly narcissistic and as anon said really maladjusted. You're like a hood Black person flexing they dropped out of school.
Chirping awfully loud for a budgie who can't even read.
Many successful channels do. Game Theory and MrBeast both have five.
It’s all just part of playing the YouTube algorithm game
He wanted to be more involved with his son's welfare and growth but couldn't because his work is tying him down 24/7.
He wanted to find a way to end it at a high note and saw how other youtubers did theirs so he decided to film a farewell video.
And he didn’t even have the “my parent company is making me work unreasonable hours on extra bullshit” excuse.
maybe he should focus on not making so many shitty videos. i like mattpatt but there's only maybe 3 videos of his that i actually watch because he reaches deep into his anal cavity every time he wants a new video
So, in other words: "I have enough money, I don't have to do this shit anymore, bye"
Yes, but more weepy, and uncomfortable for everyone watching.
Yeah, he clearly has enough money to retire now. But the vibe of the video felt off. I dont watch his stuff, maybe that really is just how he is, but the level of nearly regret he displayed made it seem like he is being forced.
Taking into account the surprsing number of other major YTers that have done/are doing the same in a relatively short timespan makes the cynic in me wonder if there is something going on behind the scenes.
That’s not what cynic means
it's cynical to assume nefarious motives/happenings
Why should I feel bad about a millionaire?
Nobody is asking or forcing you to feel bad for them.
Don't forget he's pulling a Ray William Johnson and having people take over those channels for him.
doesn't that mean his channel will crash and burn and he'll become a no-name nobody until ten years later when he starts making videos again
Not if he's actually smart with his money. People earn a living off-camera everyday. Helps to already be rich when you quit your day job.
Most YouTubers were already well off to begin with.
So, he didn't like having to work like regular people?
Off topic
Maybe Asian Moot should’ve made a /yt/ board instead of a /vt/ board then.
Maybe you should talk about youtubers on youtube
I’m in love with a YouTuber and I want to take it all out on Cinemaphile. Not the dude in the OP, I don’t care for people who platform government officials.
Frick off FTL apologists
>FTL
Full Truck Load?
I have absolutely no idea who this is.
Smug YouTuber that thinks he's better than everyone.
There’s at least a million of those, be more specific.
Why do people think not knowing how to Google is a flex in 2024?
They’re smug buttholes who think not knowing who a public figure is makes them le superior.
>not knowing how to Google is a flex in 2024?
It's called not caring, anon. Some people can indeed do so. Calling it "Googling' is gay as hell btw.
What would that accomplish? I don't know them. Googling a name doesn't make me know them.
and how exactly would this alter that person's not knowing them when this thread was posted?
He spent a decade cranking out a crapload of views. He's got his money, a homely wife and a lil mutt baby. He's cashing out and fricking off instead of aging into oblivion like fricking Drama Alert and other "Youtubers" from that era. Many more from that time are gonna follow suit.
Is married to Asian woman?
No, but you would think that'd be the case
Not Cinemaphile
But he's simply retiring from hosting and writing the videos on all 4 channels, he'll still be working as a producer. He wants to focus on writing his own stories and raising his kid
no it's OK because I watch YouTube on my TV
And I watch TV on my computer
>4 channels
Wait, didn't Cinemaphile die around the same time?
>get one cameo
>suddenly feel like you're big shit and above all this youtube crap
he'll be homeless soon
>Welcome to BUM THEORY!
>Today we'll be crafting recipes using only condiment packets, expired ramen, and a can of pineapples!
hes been doing it for 10+ years and has multiple successful channels, plus im pretty sure he will retain the rights and get residuals or whatever the frick the internet equivalent is.
he'll be fine.
Based on what this guy said, he isn’t even “leaving”, he’s just not running the operation anymore. He’ll still show up on the channels now and again.
He's cashing out and good on him for doing so.
his only money comes from youtube and one cameo in a movie, he'll waste it all and be back on youtube in a week
Was this the guy who gave a copy of Undertale to the Pope or was that someone else
if you're leaving, just leave. stop with the fricking song and dance
When ‘Tony did this, he was in pain and people were actually shocked. When they do this, it’s because they want extra views.
who's Tony?
Youtubers are attention prostitutes, they're not going to do that.
I hid his goodbye video using BlockTube, am I a bad person for doing so?
>Because he has a whole theorist brand:
why are you subed tho
He's leaving Game Theory so Bob "Moviebob" Chipman can take over the show.
Literally who?
Oof
where are the vaxx dieoffs you homosexuals talked about for 2 years?
Any moment now, you'll see! Also any deaths ever are related to it because I need that to be true in order to not feel like a moron who spewed bullshit!
Here look dummy loo
All I see here is your sex life
Fine heres more proof
What’s your Wikifeet score?
I keep getting 4s.
Did you know most people can do that?
if that’s the case, do one right now.
I don’t believe in those theories but platforming a government official, on a vidya-focused channel no less, is gigacringe.
Most anti vaxx people are just brownoids scared of needles. They'd rather bath in cow shit and piss before caring about other people.
The media told me it was white Karens.
You'd rather companies give you cyber-aids than think for yourself for two seconds
kek they're happening right now, dumb cattle dying in droves
Happening all the time, doctors are baffled constantly
Oof is one thing, but yikes is another.
Youtubers desperately eating the shit of 'genuinely important people' will always be pathetic.
He's retiring from being the main face on videos after 14 years. What's so difficult to understand?
Big youtuber leaves with no dirt so people are allowed to feel sad about it.
I just watched the video. He STILL comes off as a disingenuous douche, even in his goodbye video. His videos were pretty much responsible for the downfall of YouTube, so I'm glad I don't have to see his face anymore. His wife's a cutie too, more proof that women love douche bags.
>His videos were pretty much responsible for the downfall of YouTube
In what way?
Channels that spam kid's crap non-stop is how I would summarize it. Plus, like everyone's saying in the thread, his theories were grasping at nothing just trying to game the algorithm.
He's leaving because he's insanely wealthy and successful after having done YouTube for ~15 years and contributing to human culture in a way OP could never dream of.
>contributing to human culture
I don't think I could imagine a bigger societal net negative off the top of my head in the modern day than someone like MatPat. Name one thing that he's actually improved, mans the embodiment of a safe corporate stooge 'influencer' that does nothing but encourage children to get even more addicted to games and buy more trash.
about to get me too'd
Threads like this really drive home how maladjusted the average Cinemaphilener is. They don't understand money, time, or entertainment, yet we have entire boards dedicated to the absolutely amateur digestion of it. In reality, it's a bunch of social reject high schoolers flinging shit.
Why do you assume most people give a shit about who MatPat is?
Because he knows if you call him out, he shrinks down to ant size and you CRUSH HIM with your wiener.
I just have maladaptive daydreams about being in love.
We literally have posters itt thinking a career YouTuber with 13 years worth of million views videos is going broke. They think doing a goodbye video after a decade long project is "para social". They think is wife is homely despite never having seen a vegana in person. The cognitive dissonance is astounding sometimes, like some of these people literally can't turn the sardonic irony off for a single second and be genuine. And then they wonder why they're unhappy.
he's a pedo. he fricks 12 yo girls in fan meetups
Why do 15 year olds love him so much?
hes like a college professor, to their little zoomer fork-knife minds
No one likes to imagine they are deep and complex more than teenagers, so why wouldn't they love pretending to be deep and complex about children's video games?
Because they love fandom culture and they feel included
Everyone wants to feel speshul.
Guess which YouTuber I’m in love with.
Hint: It’s a man
electroboom
moistcritikal
>Chicken legs
Nah
Steve1989MREInfo
It's Jay Bauman, but it should be Tim.
I watched it earlier. Basically the same as Tom Scott. He's been working non stop for over 10 years, and hasn't had time to really relax, yada yada. Who cares
The difference is Tom does sound like he’s off on vacation
Mat is handing the keys to the channel over to the interns so he has more time to work on some lore-heavy projects that he’ll then use the ongoing channels to advertise
Tom isn't coming back. He said exactly the same shit when he dropped his second channel.
>We want a break
>We'll probably be back without a schedule
>last upload 5 years ago
The only thing I've watched from Tom was that game show he came up with and I genuinely thought it was interesting. I'd like to see more episodes of that somewhere.
Seeing all these youtubers retiring gives me a little more respect for Linus. He walked right up to the edge where he could have jumped off and sold his channel and never uploaded to youtube again, but he said "frick that" and turned around to grow his empire even further. Even after getting hit with metoos, having his channel hacked to promote a crypto scam, a prominent member of his channel trooning out, his workload increasing even more since he made this video, accusations of taking bribes, he's still out there grinding and hustling to be one of the most influential tech channels on the internet.
>liked maybe 4 or 5 of this gay's videos
which makes you a massive homosexual and your opinion irrelevant
I love how he cries when he isn’t even *fully* leaving.
Ad revenue continues to fall. It's now quite rare to see a youtube ad that isn't a scam.
Just when I thought of switching to Native deodorant.
jewtubers have been making most of their money of sponsorships for like a decade
Now it’s memberships
selling the channel will kill it. people don't receive it well when you replace a channel's host and this has been demonstrated many times. with the excuse that he gave, it would make sense that he lessened his work load and uploaded once or twice a month instead of weekly. the guy is probably just tired and wants to retire early and that's fine but all that he worked towards is going to go down the drain
I heard his wife’s a hottie?
This is the most important thread on Cinemaphile right now
Since when was this board slow and shy?
because it's fricking mattpat and the vast majority of his videos are just homogenous sludge that you can't comment on because nothing about them stands out
homosexuals
cause he won. he's done everything he ever hoped to and more, the impact he's had on the way people talk about video games even down to people making "but that's JUST a theory... an XYZ THEORY" memetic. there's no reason not to go out on top so you can spend time with your family instead of keeping on keeping on until your viewer base retire you. bro's favorite game is Mother and he got to play a character named Nes in the FNAF movie after 15 years of making lore speculation videos about games like FNAF that helped boost their popularity. he said there's practically nowhere he can go where he won't be recognized by at least 3 people and approached cause of how big he is. he's a rare case where someone just came in did good consistent clean work for 15 years was rewarded for it and retired at their peak, i'm happy for him.