Does he still have what it takes?

Does he still have what it takes?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dick and vax status?

    • 8 months ago
      CreepyThinMan

      Dick status?

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  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dick status?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obliterated.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rescinded.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      PLOWED

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      broken, down by the wind river

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      xe prefers to call it xir "neo-vegana" now

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe that his dick is just gone

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if it doesn't take a penis

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, his speedrunner and discord mod careers are now fully assured

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    First realize this guy never had his own movie, aside from trying to replace Jason Bourne in his own franchise with that one movie.

    ..and maybe the Alpha teen prankster cool dude role he first had in "Senior Trip", if you want to call that a lead role.

    otherwise In every MAJOR movie he's done otherwise, he's always been a supporting character.

    Heck, even the Hawkeye show was made to put him in the back-burner and forgotten, so they can shuffle in the wiener-tease girl front and center.

    in short, he never even had what it takes to be his own leading man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, what about Hurt Locker?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah frick, forgot that one...sry..

        Still the comment stands, 2 or 3 movies where he led, out of 65 movies he starred in...?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Renner Bourne movie was good, and I'm tired of people pretending it wasn't.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of it. I assure you.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    penis inspection?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    phallus situation?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the wiener circumstance?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I laughed my ass off when I read he got run over by his own snow plow, and it still makes me chuckle whenever I remember. Nothing against the guy but it was such a ridiculous thing to happen. What an Onion Article of accident. What a monument to rich-guy hubris

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >laughed my ass off
      I honestly feel bad for the guy, but that is some thousand ways to die shit. Kinda like how that Star Trek actor died

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the guy that somehow crushed himself between his car and mailbox and slowly died an agonizing death over the course of the night and morning before being found up the long driveway of his house?

        yeah that was pretty fricked

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did that even happen?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't put his car in park and it rolled up to him while he walked up to the gate. I think they said he was drunk.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, it was a flaw with that model of Jeep Grand Cherokee, where even though you put it in park, and the gear selector says so, it's still NOT in park and can roll. I wonder if there was a civil suit and out-of-court settlement.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                > After Yelchin failed to arrive at a rehearsal on June 18, 2016, he was found by friends at around 1:10 a.m. on June 19, 2016,[36] pinned between his Jeep Grand Cherokee and a brick pillar gate post outside his house in Studio City, Los Angeles, dead from a freak accident.[37][38] As Yelchin got out of his car and went to check his locked gate for mail, the vehicle apparently rolled back down his driveway, which was on a steep incline, and trapped him against the pillar and a security fence. Yelchin was pronounced dead at the scene at the age of 27;[39] the Los Angeles County Coroner's office identified the cause of death as "blunt traumatic asphyxia" and stated that there were "no obvious suspicious circumstances involved.

                > On August 1, 2016, Yelchin's parents announced through their attorney that they were planning to file a wrongful death lawsuit against Fiat Chrysler.[48] The dealership from which Yelchin purchased the vehicle stated that he was responsible for his own death, because he had allegedly "misused" and "modified" the vehicle. The dealer also asked to be removed from the lawsuit.[49] On March 22, 2018, it was announced that Yelchin's family and Fiat Chrysler had confidentially settled out of court.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vax status?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yelchin's parents announced through their attorney that they were planning to file a wrongful death lawsuit against Fiat Chrysler.[48] The dealership from which Yelchin purchased the vehicle stated that he was responsible for his own death, because he had allegedly "misused" and "modified" the vehicle.
                So basically, his parents tried to blame the dealership because he parked on a steep incline, and likely didn't put the emergency brake on? But that's somehow the dealership's fault?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          there needs to be a word for this
          it's like "rich guy problems" x10
          I always thought the elephant in the room about Kobe Bryant's death (and his daughter's) was that he took basically the only chopper in the sky on a foggy day, he basically only got it because he was rich and famous. If he's a failed ball player his daughter and him are alive today. Same with the titanic sub billionaire and his kid.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >laughed my ass off
          I honestly feel bad for the guy, but that is some thousand ways to die shit. Kinda like how that Star Trek actor died

          That death really stayed with me ever since I heard of it. I always triple check and make sure my car is in park, I never stand behind running cars, my garage is angled like a ramp and I always get a bit of a cold sweat when I have to close my garage door behind the car, thinking any day now it could roll down and suffocate me against the wall. It's like something out of final destination.

          there needs to be a word for this
          it's like "rich guy problems" x10
          I always thought the elephant in the room about Kobe Bryant's death (and his daughter's) was that he took basically the only chopper in the sky on a foggy day, he basically only got it because he was rich and famous. If he's a failed ball player his daughter and him are alive today. Same with the titanic sub billionaire and his kid.

          A need to exaggerate everything they do and flex their wealth in stupid unsafe ways. He could've just used a shovel, but he had to try to drive a 6500kg snowcat. Kobe Bryant could've just endured a bit of traffic, but he had to kill himself and his daughter by insisting to ride a helicopter in a foggy day. Those Titanic people could've just watched a documentary or something, and so on.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >died an agonizing death over the course of the night and morning
          Was that the case? I thought he was essentially crushed to the point of not being able to breath and die of asphyxia relatively quickly, like 5 minutes or so. I could be wrong. But if it was hours, that would imply that he could scream out and get saved.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He faked the snowboarding accident so he could leave the Avengers franchise

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >snowboarding accident

  14. 8 months ago
    CreepyThinMan
  15. 8 months ago
    CreepyThinMan
    • 8 months ago
      CreepyThinMan
  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ready for the reboot of Two and a half men!

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SNOWPLOW
    >HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
    >TAKEN MY SPEECH
    >HAS TAKEN MY LEGS
    >HAS TAKEN MY ARMS
    >TAKEN MY wiener
    >LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HEELLL

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    JEREMY'S BROKEN
    DICK TODAYYYYYYYY

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason, I thought this was Bam Margera at first glance then realized it was Jeremy Renner.

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