Does Heard look more like Barbie than Robbie?
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Does Heard look more like Barbie than Robbie?
Does Heard look more like Barbie than Robbie?
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Barbie Homewrecker
>Homewrecker Barbie! With dynamic spousal abuse action! (HYAH TAKE THAT JACK SPARROW) Realistic bruise stickers included! Can you help Homewrecker Barbie cover up her domestic violence? Just pull the string on her back and hear one of 50 prerecorded verbal manipulations! (HE CUT OFF MY FINGER)
Blame it all on Ken! Honorable Judge Barbie can help you get your just desserts! (*banging gavel* COURT ADJOURNED) [half of Ken's estate sold separately]
>pull voice cord
>RRRRRRRRRRRREEE
>tssssssssss
>"You hit me Ken! You hit me!"
amber was robbed!
it's all issacs fault for crying at the trial like a moron
Barbie has blue eyes, round eyebrows, and a softer jawline.
she also does not shit on the furniture and get violent.
as far as we know
would’ve been a better casting choice than Robbie for sure. I don’t understand why Robbie is getting so many roles, she looks like a bargain bin Jamie Pressley.
honestly the best casting, especially for a Gerwig/Baumbach film, would’ve been a nobody or a blonde stand up like Iliza Schlesinger or Nikki Glaser. Schumer was originally cast and even tho she doesn’t look the part she also would’ve been a better choice than what we got
What constraints could “Barbie” possibly have other than looks?
in a vacuum your question would make sense, but if you actually read my post you would get your answer. this isn’t just a
>Barbie movie
it’s a Gerwig/Baumbach film. have you seen any of their work? they’re like quirky little indie comedies. and that’s basically what the synopsis for this film sounds like, so casting a comedienne would be the right movie for what is basically an indie romcom
idek how to respond to the other replies to my post it’s just trolls and tourists
she can suck a full days worth of cum right out of your balls in under five minutes. Next question.
Amy Schumer? Frick off with your shit opinions homosexual
Why are you taking the barbie film so seriously bro
Not after she got walled
Barbie has blue eyes, not puke green turds
She's hit the wall and has a busted roastie face. They should've casted someone that's in their mid 20s as Barbie
>mid 20s
i thought you wanted someone pre-wall
what's the ideal age then?
Yeah well you can't really cast someone who's 14 to play Barbie.
>ITT: Depp simps
He’s not going to frick you
OH NONONONONO HEARD BROS NOT LIKE THIS
?? she looks fine
She melted, Black person
>t. amber
you are a actual literal homosexual sodomite homosexual if you wouldnt frick that. I bet you have never been laid once in your entire life
Don't you have a bed to be shitting on?
Salma Hayek, Sofía Vergara, Ming-na Wen, Monica Bellucci and Marisa Tomei are all more attractive than Amber Heard.
Amber Heard mogs every single one of them.
dave mustaine looking b***h
does your brain not work wtf??
I'd still lick her c**t and bust in her mouth.
robbie is utterly baste sorry chode
How much did she cost
It's over mate. It was over when Obama was reelected. The writings on the wall buddy, you just have to see it.
How many STIs you got?
post a picture of her fully naked or get the FRICK off my board you fricking homosexual
Get your own bimbo
I just did, 3 is a different girl
the 3rd is a Black person, they arent people
Post 3
I would’ve have saved her bros
They got it right the first time
What a fat pig
I think she'd make a shitty barbie
uh so what's it like
Sex, or fricking a prostitute?
Sex with normal girls sucks, especially now that I know what good sex is like. You never know how good a lay they'll be just by looking at them, even the loose ones. Even the "good" ones have nothing to prove. It feels like jerking off with a warm textured fleshlight, that's pretty much it.
Fricking a good escort is different. She will give you a pornstar swirly vacuum blowjob and it feels like your soul is getting sucked out of your body. She will do it in any position you want and she wants to make you cum. With normal girls I have to try and cum, with escorts I have to try not to, so you end up basically edging inside a girl's pussy, and that girl looks exactly how you want. I haven't noticed that any of them are looser than an average girl. Some people can't deal with the emotional side but I'm a robot so it doesn't matter to me.
>depp couldn't take a few punches to smash heard
What a soft queer.
I had a dream about eating out Amber Heard's pussy this afternoon and it was so fricking good. I feel conflicted.
Amber is my wife and the love of my life.
does nothing for me, feelsgud
so obviously affected, i am cringing so hard tbh
No, she looks like she'll be BLACKED soon
What's his name
im gonna need a snap/link
Sorry I don't want a bunch of anons from Cinemaphile who live near me fricking my favorite bimbo or harassing her
just for lulz, how do you get the connection with these prostitutes? also got any memorable stories?
It's semi-legal where I live, there are websites where they post. There's also websites for reviews.
I have a few rules I use to find good ones. Only ones with verified pictures, always reverse image search, always look for signs of photoshop and misleading pictures. I never do outcalls.
Only notable thing that happened was that first time I was fricking this girl she kept saying "rape me":
Other than that it has been mercifully uneventful.
I'm sure she'd resent you for depriving her of a real man with real money homosexual
I'm sure she would but I don't want to get distracted thinking about Cinemaphile next time I'm banging her.
I want to lick her teeth