Does no one care about the duck movie? It's gotta be better than Wish

Does no one care about the duck movie? It's gotta be better than Wish

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poultry based animated films have not had a good year between this and the new Chicken Run

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Birds are lame animals. Humans don't relate to prey species. We simply do NOT. And before you say "But humans get killed and eaten by wild life." Yes and when it happens do you know how we react? We seek revenge. There was an interesting story in India where a park ranger was killed.

      Why did he get killed? He was defending a tiger who killed a normal Indian citizen. The people are getting fed up with tigers being coddled and protected so they killed the tiger and the ranger? He was viewed by the locals as a traitor to his species, humans, and was shot to death using a pistol with silencer while he was making his rounds.

      Humans are not prey animals. That is the moral of the story. As such we don't care for a movie about an animal we devour. The only way a bird character can get away with media is if they are anthro like Daffy and Donald Duck are where their outlandish personalities are so extreme it's their defining trait. The ducks from Migration for all intents and purposes are simply feral animals even if they speak.

      Anyway if illumination wanted to do a feral animal movie select a species humans actually enjoy like foxes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do you account for the success of the many films with heavy focus on mouse characters or other rodents?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean yeah but you're missing a few key points:
        1) we DO relate to predator species, which is why that guy was defending the tiger. it's in our nature, we see other predators as one of us. Problem is, while a lion has a family, a tiger would rather you frick off and leave him alone.
        2) there are plenty of predator birds. you wouldn't watch a cool movie about a young falcon making his way in the world? learning from some wise old harpy eagle? tearing smaller birds to pieces to devour what's inside? just don't lump all birds together man.

        How do you account for the success of the many films with heavy focus on mouse characters or other rodents?

        we're not just predators, we're also scavengers who regularly eat from stored-up food caches. so we relate to rodents and monkeys and shit too.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They do but apparently the wonka movie is surprisingly more popular. Just remember that puss in boots last wish had an opening of only 12 million while this had an opening of 18 million, remember what movies having legs are

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wonka movie
      >surprisingly more popular
      Lmaooo, those ducks are COOKED. And with Aquaman out, you have to wonder why Universal set up Migration to fail this hard.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't that movie have a black girl OC protag? Cinemaphile hates that shit

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one duck that matters and that's Donald Duck

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daffy*

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plucky*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Daffy*

      Plucky*

      Then they waddled away

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the Wonka movie killed it since it's more Christmas-y. Maybe it gets more relevant after Christmas. I like the expressions but I've heard its constant annoying talking and a plot we've heard a billion times.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone here actually seen it? I thought looked cute. But not sure it's worth the price of admission to check it out tomorrow

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go duck yourself shroommeister. You spend all day on here making worthless threads

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every review talking about how it's the most kiddie animated movie in awhile killed any interest I had in seeing it. It sounds genuinely for 12 and unders in a way that most animated films avoid nowadays.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of my relatives are too old to be used as a pretext to watch movies for children, and I feel uncomfortable watching this kind of stuff alone.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a little kids movie, and little kids are not discerning. I really don't see a reason for kids to go to a movie theater for something like this.
    AFAIK, the only other theatrical movie this year aimed at this specific age range is Paw Patrol 2. If you were in this age range, which would you pick?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love ducks and even I'm hesitant to go see it.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Patos de Pixar, un viaje patas arriba

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't been able to watch this yet because I've been sick for the last week and it ruined my plans to see it theaters day 1 like I did for ruby gillman

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was whatever. Serviceable, and not actively mediocre like Mario or Wish.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hot. Duck. Mom.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the tiny pupils+irises on the enormous eyes look really bad to me, tbh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonyrnous

      >hating a comedy cartoon for being a comedy cartoon
      You don't deserve Migration.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >love interest to supplement duck milf and gilf heron
    I will now watch your movie.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven't seen it but it looks cute

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost like Cinemaphile hates comics and cartoons.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only go to the movies for Disney or Pixar, that is until Spider-verse came out.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s doing better than Aquaman and marvles.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a very high bar youve set there, Anon, when the Adam Sandler lizard movie is better than your bar.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario made a billion because it's Mario. Nobody cares about generic ducks.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      … I care about generic ducks…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody cares about generic ducks.

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