Does Superman know formal martial arts?

Does Superman know formal martial arts?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks gay. he should die

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about him looks gay?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How gay he looks

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman make

        he looks gay. he should die

        's penis hard and that's gay. Cant have that in a conservative family with hardcore religious values.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he looks gay.
      Not really
      >he should die
      Get therapy

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he need to? He’s literally Superman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many times has he gone toe-to-toe with some supernatural baddie and could've ended the fight with an arm bar?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If a punch from Superman doesn’t put them down, I don’t think an armbar would be any more effective

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you can't take someone down with punches trying a choke or an armbar is your best option

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So stupid only a comics fan could say it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              t. moron trying to sound smart

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. moron trying to sound smart
                OK?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Grappling and going for a submission is literally the to go technique of smaller fighters in open weight MMA fighting.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose it's the sort of thing an MMA fan might also say. If an enemy is so much bigger and stronger than you that you find it's making it actually hard to damage them, please do not try to wrestle them.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Theres that Kryptonian Martial Arts Torqasm Vo or something.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tor Vo is a psychic discipline, not a martial art

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He knew Kryptonian Kung-Fu at one point

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time to time he gets training from Bruce and other JL members.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mongul taught him some moves one time.

  7. 9 months ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    he once boxed muhammed ali

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think a comic mentined that Bruce gave him some basic training.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does he seriously need to? Dude was accidentally breaking faucets.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, he has combat training but he accels against other superhumans because of general experience, flight and extreme levels of strength means you fight differently, it's how he's beaten Batman with powers and an alien with similar powers who had been absorbing sunlight for longer

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Wildcat taught a boxing class to the League at some point

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he honestly should but it would be encroaching on other character's territory if it became a major part of how he fought.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its kind of useless.

    Great for depowered situations and against humanoid foes who can't punch a hole in him.

    But useless against the majority of challenges he faces because he either can't punch it, was already holding back, or don't feel pain like we do to begin with.

    Maybe something like judo would help.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't. Which is also why he wouldn't be able to beat Goku or most DBZ characters in the same power level range. He actually doesn't know how to end a fight without being able to completely overwhelm his opponent or without plothaxx. Goku can win on pure endurance by playfighting and dodging anything Clark throws at him into the night and then going super saiyan when then sun goes down and kryptonian sun haxx no longer apply.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah not if superman has time to prepare plus his top feats are x72 platinum galaxy range whereas goku's are only x68 golden nebula when you count just canon stuff

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nah not if superman has time to prepare plus his top feats are x72 platinum galaxy range whereas goku's are only x68 golden nebula when you count just canon stuff
        DBS is canon, so Goku is really at x101 black hole range if we are being honest.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Superman knew martial arts, he wouldnt had lost to Harley Quinn as badly as he did. Granted according to DC, Harley Quinn is just as good as Batman if not better.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sheer power of batwank

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