Reminder: they said this about Dune Part One and it was the blandest and most boring movie of the 21st century.
Dune Part One is one of the worst films I have ever seen, and I saw Argylle.
Barbie, for all its flaws, was unironically better (and also far more current and original) than Dune 1. as for Oppenheimer, its absurd to even compare them.
what's there was great but I think denis could have compressed some of the big sweeping spectacular scenes to include more character development; there's just so many details missing from the book that it starts to feel hollow in comparison
it's really a shame there won't be a director's cut or extended edition
I'm usually opposed to architecture posting, but in this case, I'll play along because it's funny to dunk on Dunc. Florence Pugh is pudgey, and her weird body diminishes the film.
Why did they cast her bros? She's an obese plain jane who is an ok actor and seeing her flabby bingo wing arms, and podgy bell and double chins is really weird and distracting
>who is an ok actor
she's the best female actor under 30 and has a history of carrying otherwise garbage films (Midsommar, Don't Worry Darling). she'll probably be wasted by Denis, though.
I think Chalamet has to be the ugliest A list actor in history. I can't believe people put him in movies, and I can't believe people buy tickets to see him in movies. The concept of buying a ticket to a Chalamet movie is ridiculous to me, an unthinkable concept
You know DUNC is shit as soon as Paul meets the Fremen in the desert. DUNC's Chani is that insufferable zoomer from Spiderman. Part 2 is all about Fremen and Chani. The best part of DUNC was in Part 1, and Part 2 is almost three hours long.
I hate every single actor under the age of 40 who is regularly employed in Hollywood right now. There isn't a single young actor who is good. They're all boring and unappealing.
>It has battle scenes that recall the "mastery" of "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers."
iirc in the book there's some small skirmishes around the spice farming where Paul meets Gurty, but the main "battle" is pretty cursory and only used a lead-in to Paul confronting the Emperor and being challenged by Feyd.
Iirc the book literally timeskips the entire war for arrakis
This confused me when I read it after knowing that there are multiple strategy games that take place during this war
There's two big battles in the second half of Dune:
The Harkonnen Raid on the sietch, which kills baby Paul Jr.
And the nuclear assault on Arrakeen at the end
its a bastardization of a beloved male IP
the first movie clued its viewers into that and there is nobody left to be interested in DUNC part too other than women looking to flick their beans to twinkothy and soiboys that dont understand that this subversion and not tribute
Paul was supposed to be a girl, but the witches got subverted by the might of germanic honest true love and not israeli machinations and schemes. The messiah is born of them, but rejects them and their dishobest ways
I'll watch it, but I'm not expecting to like it. The first film was a bad adaptation of the best part of the novel and it was one of Villeneuve's worst movies. A great novel and a great director together should have been kino, but it felt like the studio did a lot of meddling and I'm expecting more of the same with this one.
>comparing new movie to older critically acclaimed movie
Yeah, it's gonna be shit.
Cannot stand on it's own without namedropping something that is actually good
No.
First movie was ok till the arabs showed up.
Reminder: they said this about Dune Part One and it was the blandest and most boring movie of the 21st century.
Dune Part One is one of the worst films I have ever seen, and I saw Argylle.
WB is desperate for another hit
this is literally another Barbenheimer psyop
Barbie, for all its flaws, was unironically better (and also far more current and original) than Dune 1. as for Oppenheimer, its absurd to even compare them.
you must be joking. even my gf, whose favorite show is fricking vanderpump rules, couldn't watch more than 5 minutes of that Barbie dogshit
I don't believe you have a gf
if only that were fricking true, anon
>DespairWojak works as a reaction image for both tfwnogf and tfwgf
gentlemen it is with great regret that i inform you: women
unironically agree
dune was so mid even garbage like barbie was better
>Barbie, for all its flaws, was unironically better
This has to be some sort of shill. Barbie was horrendous.
DUNC is 2 hours of unfiltered kino shot directly into your eyeballs by the frogman himself, you wretched little ingrate
what's there was great but I think denis could have compressed some of the big sweeping spectacular scenes to include more character development; there's just so many details missing from the book that it starts to feel hollow in comparison
it's really a shame there won't be a director's cut or extended edition
even doe argylle was kino
> Experts say..
> Test audiences agree..
Princess Irulan is a slampig
Imagine what could have been...
You're my least favourite poster besides the kpoop spammer
Meaty truck stop waitress arms
my kind of princess
I'm usually opposed to architecture posting, but in this case, I'll play along because it's funny to dunk on Dunc. Florence Pugh is pudgey, and her weird body diminishes the film.
Florence Pudge?
That's what they call her now
Why did they cast her bros? She's an obese plain jane who is an ok actor and seeing her flabby bingo wing arms, and podgy bell and double chins is really weird and distracting
>who is an ok actor
she's the best female actor under 30 and has a history of carrying otherwise garbage films (Midsommar, Don't Worry Darling). she'll probably be wasted by Denis, though.
Goddamn I want to punch that herpes carrying rat face twink in the face
I think Chalamet has to be the ugliest A list actor in history. I can't believe people put him in movies, and I can't believe people buy tickets to see him in movies. The concept of buying a ticket to a Chalamet movie is ridiculous to me, an unthinkable concept
Still don't care still not seeing it
Not even on streaming sites
Because it's boring GG
Bullshit most likely. Advance reviewers were saying The Eternals was a masterpiece
What does Israel demolishing the world trade center have to do with anything?
Always rememberCinemaphile is broke. They dont pay even the most basic money for movie tickets or hbo or whatever.
So they talk about the same 25 movies, whatever is on FX and whatever is being advertised.
YEAH NO SHIT DINE 2 IS GONNA BE GOOD. Local kinoplex showeing dine 1 all this week might leave work early on friday and watch it.
You know DUNC is shit as soon as Paul meets the Fremen in the desert. DUNC's Chani is that insufferable zoomer from Spiderman. Part 2 is all about Fremen and Chani. The best part of DUNC was in Part 1, and Part 2 is almost three hours long.
All zendaya can do is scowl and mumble like zoomer in a thick American accent. They should have cast someone exotic, pretty, and with acting range.
Well ill find out in the theaters! Because $18 doesn't matter. Its a cheap afternoon.
Plus it looks like Dune 2 is the only real good popcorn flick this year.
I hate every single actor under the age of 40 who is regularly employed in Hollywood right now. There isn't a single young actor who is good. They're all boring and unappealing.
That's racist
>Zendaya is "jaw-dropping" ugly
Eh...i already noticed in DUNC Part I
They should recast chani
At least make it book-accurate, moron.
Thank you, huge improvement
Reminds me of The Flash desperate marketing
WB just don't learn
>its like the worst LoTR flick
Wow sign me up.
Go woke, go broke.
Simple as.
Who owns Variety?
Nah. Might pirate it in a year or two.
Probably be ready by june-july
It's fricking great and I don't care what you contrarians have to say about it. Eat shit.
First one was far too stingy. It was like a trailer for this one. And this one will be a trailer for the next one.
meaningless promotional mumbo jumbo
reminder that Flash and Justice League allegedly even got standing ovations
>still no critic reviews
no
>battle scenes
So entirely cgi ok
>press says
Why should I be hype for their shit taste?
>It has battle scenes that recall the "mastery" of "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers."
iirc in the book there's some small skirmishes around the spice farming where Paul meets Gurty, but the main "battle" is pretty cursory and only used a lead-in to Paul confronting the Emperor and being challenged by Feyd.
Iirc the book literally timeskips the entire war for arrakis
This confused me when I read it after knowing that there are multiple strategy games that take place during this war
Those games exist precisely because Frank never wrote down the actual struggle for Arrakis. You can come up with whatever you want.
There's two big battles in the second half of Dune:
The Harkonnen Raid on the sietch, which kills baby Paul Jr.
And the nuclear assault on Arrakeen at the end
Cute
No
The Gaza war made me more anti islamic anything.
israelite
Im starting to notice
The hype for male centric movies like these are just so hard to fake and generate
Unlike the female centric Barbie tier movie slops.
Really makes you think
>The hype for male centric movies like these
Chani and Irulan are the leads.
its a bastardization of a beloved male IP
the first movie clued its viewers into that and there is nobody left to be interested in DUNC part too other than women looking to flick their beans to twinkothy and soiboys that dont understand that this subversion and not tribute
Paul was supposed to be a girl, but the witches got subverted by the might of germanic honest true love and not israeli machinations and schemes. The messiah is born of them, but rejects them and their dishobest ways
I'll watch it, but I'm not expecting to like it. The first film was a bad adaptation of the best part of the novel and it was one of Villeneuve's worst movies. A great novel and a great director together should have been kino, but it felt like the studio did a lot of meddling and I'm expecting more of the same with this one.
>comparing new movie to older critically acclaimed movie
Yeah, it's gonna be shit.
Cannot stand on it's own without namedropping something that is actually good
50% of those epic battle scenes are going to be Chani girlbossing her way through Harkonnen and Sardaukar troops
1) denis is a hack
2) first movie sucked
3) dune is a shit story in the first place
1. Hes a visual artist i bet he doesnt read books
2. Duncaccino
3. Its an amazing story, youre a pleb