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What episode was Brad in The Office?
oh yeah palmela handerson watches whatever i want to watch
One of my ex girlfriends did. The others were generally very stupid.
My wife is too fat for us to cuddle like that and all she ever watches is Disney/Pixar children's movies.
Never marry a fat chick anons.
in sickness and health, member?
Yeah I know. Just passing along advice in case any incels manage to snag a girl with daddy issues.
>a girl with daddy issues.
That's literally all of them. If you think otherwise, she's just good at hiding them from you, or you're not smart enough to notice.
The statement women marry their fathers is so true it’s not even funny, I literally look exactly like my in law the only difference is my eyes are green and his are blue, we are otherwise the exact same person. Same body type, same personality, same politics, same bald head, same anger issues, same everything. She legitimately can’t see it. I’ve never pointed it out to her but even if I did she wouldn’t see it. The truth is they all want to frick their dad.
My oneitis' dad overdosed when she was a toddler. What does that mean for me?
It means she’s chasing a ghost to frick so you’ll never be good enough or she just imprinted those desires onto another male that helped the family out. Reminder girls are done developing pretty much entirely as soon as their period starts, that is literally essentially the end of their physical development, they get like 1 year after that to fill out a little bit, most of them are done by 14. Who is around for all that? Their dad, whether he wants to be or not.
yeah man its rough. even if they lose weight, their skin will be fricked for years if not the rest of their lives. got a fat girl right now crushing on me but i dont want it to become literally.
What's good my brother in law?
why the frick would you even marry a fat chick
Yeah I don't think anybody needed to be told that but I appreciate the sentiment
Like how fat? Chubby or morbidly obese
How can someone be too fat to spoon with?
pierce brosnan would be ashamed of you
Could be worse, my ex fat chick got all pissy with me because I didn't enjoy that Sense8 show. It was so fricking trash, nothing but weird fantasy psychic Troon orgies. Probably the biggest piece of woke garbage ever made. Frick I put up with Handmaids tale, I even enjoyed OITNB, from time to time she even got me to watch decent things like 11-22-63 but because I didn't like watching 1 show, she flipped the frick out. Frick I hate women.
women don't have good taste in movies
My friend was re-watching GoT today, wish I had the charisma to let her let me come to her place, watch that shit with her and slide my hand in her panties.
next time she mentions GoT just ask "I'd be down to watch it with you if you'd like, you're good company :thinkingemoji:". yes or no gives her an easy out.
holy cringe do not do this anon this is bait, nothing turns off a woman faster than this
>I’m up for doing whatever you want to do if that’s okay with you m’lady
wishy washy half hearted beta bullshit
>“Oh hey anon I’m watching game of thrones being lazy today te he”
“Great. What time should I be over.”
simple as
this
more on topic:
my ex was better at watching things with me and paying attention
current girlfriend has no attention span and will go on her phone for 40% of the movie. i stopped caring. ironically she's a year older than my ex
she watches whatever I want
my wife believes and does anything the tv and facebook tell her.
shes not interesting to talk to at all but i dont want to lose my house, worked really hard to get it.
Why did you marry her
Emotional blackmail.
Basically if you were a momma' boy its inevitably some crazy b***h will lock you down with emotional outbursts any time she doubts your commitment to her.
Imagine trying to simply tell someone you're not really heading the same direction in life and they start screaming and blubbering like you have a gun to their head, and can continue like this for days if necessary.
>shes not interesting to talk to
Curious how someone gets in this situation, how do you marry someone like that?
I think people get to the point where they don’t want to break things off and start dating again all over because we’re creatures of habit and dating sucks.
I was dating a gf for 3 years and god was it hard to break it off. I feel like the dating scene is hopeless compared to pre Covid when we met
Marriage isn’t that fricking complicated, most people marry the people standing around and just stick by them. Your parents made it work, they didn’t find their fricking soulmate in their small town, they just got together and made it work and the real love came from that, and the obligation it used to represent since you could not simply cut and run as a woman and know it’d work out. It used to be a big fricking deal. So they made it work. Like all great things in life, that’s how it works.
It was hard to break up with my gf of 3 years because dating sucks now compared to precovid when we met. And 3 years is the longest relationship I’ve ever been in
name one woman that isn't like that
My one set of grandparents weren't like that, because they were too busy having to raise their brothers/sisters from a young age, and then when they were adults, they took over their farms and raised their own family. The only tv stations they watched were the local station for the news at lunch and supper, with the weather station if they had to travel.
My girlfriend, but she’s autistic so it’s basically like talking to myself.
>but i dont want to lose my house, worked really hard to get it.
Truly a highroad to hell. I hope you know this.
My wife basically will watch whatever I put on. She is an npc and will watch Forensic Files and Chopped for hours if left unattended, but she has good taste when I make her watch kinos with me. Recent watches include The Battle of Algiers, Dune, and Police Story 2. She genuinely enjoys good movies and can talk about them intelligently, but will never take the initiative to watch them. I love her for how normal she is, very kind gentle person and will make a great mother soon.
Posts like this make me glad I’m single. I don’t want to settle for some dumbass normie just so I have company. I think I’m too set in my ways at this point to be able to cohabitate with anyone long term if I’m being honest.
She isn't a dumbass though, she's intelligent, just not very interesting. Trust me you don't want an interesting wife. You don't want an art hoe raising your children. If I want interesting I have my friends.
pretty nice
C O P E
>my wife is a boring person that watches hours of reality show trash
Yeah, sounds amazing.
Its honestly better than a controlling b***h or constantly having to compromise all day. She will literally watch whatever I want to put on. Or if I want to frick off and play vidya, she is fine watching trash TV while I game. Its actually not bad
Sounds healthy anon, happy for you. b***hes will always like watching dumb shit so its really the best you can hope for.
Lol the only thing that matters when looking for a woman is that she’s young virile not ugly and willing to be a homemaker and actually try with the kids. They’re all NPCs, you’re just supposed to find a newer model with less factory faults than the others.
Same here. She is the same with music too. She has good taste, but only if I present it to her first. Left on her own, she will just watch trash TV of Grey's over and over.
I prefer this to some sorry sap that is forced to watch The Bachelor with his wife or some shit. I will txt my buddy about the hockey game and he will reply "I missed it, I was watching Survivor with the wife"
I think so. She introduced me to Terminator, the Bourne movies, Edge of Tomorrow, and some other good action movies, etc. along with some surprisingly good 80's and 90's romance/comedy movies.
>She is an NPC and will watch Forensic Files ... for hours if left unattended
Sounds like me. I've seen almost every Forensic Files episode twice by now.
If you're the type of person to be posting on Cinemaphile why didn't you know about those movies already?
Know this feel except my wife either watches disney/Pixar movies like
anon or she watches reality TV.
But she will watch movies I pick and around 80% of the time she enjoys them, including
>Gladiator
>commando
>the Patriot
>Terminator 2
>kill bill
Tonight it's hacksaw ridge
Yes. My wife in pic.
JUNK!
my gf mostly watches horror movies (90% of which are terrible) since they turn her on lel
Watching on the side like that is horrible, the brain can't make sense of it
I’m 34 and still single. The prospect of getting into a serious relationship at this age is kind of hard to think about. I feel like I would almost immediately regret it and want my personal space and alone time back. There’s a lot to be said for living by yourself and not having to make compromises.
why is the ghost of marge simpson on the floor
i laughed
I've had over 10 gfs and, and 2 wives
This is overrated af
Stay true to yourselves, lads
Women are an overrated meme
Maybe after I’ve run through all those different women I can decide that for myself. If you were a touch-starved outcast like me you’d kill your self 100%.
my wife watches normie shit like "Grey Anatomy" and "Below Deck" but she is always down to watch whatever I put on. She loved 80s action kino and she has probably seen LOTR more times than I have.
Show her House.
She watches 3-6 hours of true crime shows a day so I don't think so.
I don’t understand why women like true crime so much when 90% of the time, they are the victims. Why would you want to learn about all the horrible things that could happen to you?
Most women get wet to thoughts of being dominated (usually physically, but often mentally as well), and all women enjoy formulaic entertainment.
>when 90% of the time, they are the victims
But that's the point, anon
If you are a Normalgay pleace frick off from this site
frick you, incel
I kick your normie ass every time
frick me, instead
based
cringe
I was a "forever alone" og incel that has been posting here since 2007. Around 25 I just basically stopped self wallowing in self-pity and stopped giving a frick that I was never going to get married and have kids. It opened me up to do whatever hobby I wanted, focus on work, began making friends because I learned to read my audience and figured out who would be interested in hearing me sperg out about 40k shit and who wouldn't.
Since then, I'm married and have my first kid on the way. And still, every time I have time off, am alone, taking a shit, I'm posting about how much I hate Black folk and ACK!
Just fake being a normie till you make it.
do people actually watch movies lying down with the TV upright like this? I can't recognize faces unless they're the right way.
My gf is mixed. She loves shitty comedy movies, but has really good taste in sci-fi. b***h introduced me to Gattaca
Why's there a giant pickle watching tv with them?
That’s pickle rick
no its fricking terrible
we end up watching capeshit, disney or some 'women drama in victorian england' whenever we do movie night
She doesn't even get sick of them. She can watch the same show or movie 20x
she keeps saying movies I want to watch are depressing, violent or boring
Relationships are give and take. If she won't watch what you want half the time, what else won't she do for you?
We are still dating, on our first year together, so most of the time ends up in sex.
No, but I married a normalgay white girl for a reason. Girls with any idea of directors outside michael bay are crazy and not long term options
>white
Silly anon that's the default, you only need to specify if it's some sort of shitskin
Never had one
Yes. But that's because her whole personality is built around my tastes.
Women just can't bring themselves to REALLY care. They're lame af.
Kinda but she tries to force it at times and it's very obvious. I'm trying to subtly make her develop her own taste in movies so she's just not a copy of me with breasts.
movies my gf and I have watched and enjoyed together
>Perfect Blue
>Mulholland Dr.
>Blue Velvet
>Kiki's Delivery Service
>Hot Fuzz
>Nausicaa: Valley of the Wind
>Princess Mononoke
>Birdcage
>Memories of Murder
rate
Basic taste tbh. You either get the ghibli/lynch e girl or the truecrime/hospital sitcom girl. Taste outside of these bubbles are rare
That's fair. I feel like a Brakhage gf would be more likely to shave off all her hair and smash your cars rear view mirrors off though so I'll take what I've got
Damn, and here I thought my exes were unique & "not like other girls".
You'll know when she's not like other girls. Not because you say it or she says it, but when others comment their jealousy. That's when you know.
You basic.
She basic.
Together you are Captain Basic b***h.
My ex was unironically a snyder dceu fangirl who thought Jared letos joker was cool, dressed like it was 1995, and had huge milkers
sounds crazy
That left hand position would be extremely uncomfortable. The guy's palm is facing away from his body. Artists and shit anatomy as always.
she's clasping the back of his hand moron
Look at the shading anon, no she's not.
the tv is a light source moron
Exactly, so use your eyes and see that the shading only fits the bone-breaking wrong anatomy
no, you're a fricking idiot and I'm not going to argue with you about this anymore. I'm right you're wrong, his hand is pronated and the light is bouncing off of his distal phalanges
Aslo, his head would be directly behind hers and he wouldn't be able to see. But even IF he had an extra pillow propping his head up higher, her hair would be tickling his face.
Typical virgin artist who has never experienced what he is drawing. Sitting like the couple in this pic always looks great but anyone who has had a gf knows that its very impractical and actually a pain in the ass.
Truly unsalvageable incel energy
for you
Girls don't want to watch movies, they want to start movies and then frick through as much as they can.
one time i tried to show back to the future to a woman and she literally did not understand it
I just got out of a 15 year relationship
Good luck
You weren't married?
who gets married anymore Its a broken system
You got kids that kept you together for so long or something?
Not him, but I have to echo the sentiment. We've been together for over a decade. No kids (not millionaires and we work too much), not married because we're not statists.
Fair enough.
Where I live getting married actually makes things way easier if you ever want kids, but I guess it's not the same everywhere.
Congrats
I was supposed to go on a second date with a girl tonight, but she just cancelled on me because "her weekend has been crazy" and she's not feeling well. She's asking to reschedule.
What is the proper response here?
"no prob"
just act extremely disinterested
she might or might not be just leading you on
Going off of my own experience, she most definitely is.
I have never once cancelled a date with a girl. But every time I plan a date with one, there's usually a 50/50 shot that she'll cancel it beforehand. Why the frick are they all so flighty and fickle?
>Why the frick are they all so flighty and fickle?
short attention span
can pick among dozens of suitors at any given time
dominated by their hormonal status at any given time
But this girl
started messaging me first. We met in college, haven't communicated at all in 5 years, then about 2 weeks ago she randomly hits me up by sending a meme and "Hope you're doing well :)"
So we started texting back and forth, catching up with each other in these big long paragraphs. We went out for some drinks a week ago, and later made plans to go out again tonight. But about 3 days ago, I just stopped hearing from her completely. Then a few hours ago I still asked if we were on for tonight, and she gave me the "not feeling well" routine.
I guess I just don't get it. She's the one who started talking to me, and I didn't say or do anything to scare her off. It's like they just randomly decide they don't like you out of nowhere for no discernable reason. The "ick" or whatever.
Same thing happened to me but instead of ghosting me, it turns out she just wanted me to do illustrations and key art for her game idea. For free.
I didn't even know female idea guys existed.
she wanted to fugg
you took too long
better offer came along
simples
This though, you have to make a move very early on
>get a match on Tinder
>go on a date
>keep conversation alive, things seem to go well
>she outright tells me she's not interested in anything serious
>asks me where I live
>I just end the date after 2 hour, don't get the phone number
you didnt fugg?
youre supposed to make the move dummy, shes initiated everything, messaging you after 5 years, going out, and you cant ask to come inside and try a kiss. Women need to be hunted youre a man after all
>you didnt fugg?
It kind of didn't occur to me at the time that women might be on Tinder just to frick
But at the end of the first date
all she did was a hug at the end of it. We were right outside of her house too. I feel like if she wanted to frick she would've done more than hug or invited me inside.
>I feel like if she wanted to frick she would've done more than hug or invited me inside.
Anon, you were supposed to propose going inside so she wouldn't feel like a bawd
Ok it's not like we awkwardly hugged on her front porch & I completely missed the signal. I had driven there and parked my car on the street about a block away from her place. After the drinks & we started walking back, she chose to walk to my car rather than towards her house, signaling to me that she was looking to end the evening & that I shouldn't press trying to invite myself in.
always press, you have to hunt
I don't have that kind of temperament. I have no problem engaging in these shitty mind games when it comes to fricking random Tinder bawds that I don't care about. But when it comes to the 3 or 4 girls in my life that I actually like & feel something for on an emotional level, I guess I just fumble this stuff.
yeah its harder when you actually care but you still have to press, seem interested and pursue a little, caring too much makes you overthink and misread signs and whatnot, if you like her, try
You were supposed to make a move, my dude.
She set everything up for you.
tl;dr
maybe she was just feeling lonely and needy at the time
>Then a few hours ago I still asked if we were on for tonight, and she gave me the "not feeling well" routine.
You fricked up. You never text before the date. You changed her mood, and her mind. I made this mistake dozens of times before I learned.
Just give her a single day and time for a second date, one that you know she's available for, and if she doesn't, then move on.
So you're supposed to just be like "Ok, I'll see you again next Friday at 7pm." Then go a week with no intermediate contact, and just show up at her place a week later at 7pm? Sounds like a great way to creep her out and waste a lot of gas driving there & back.
No, you text when you have something to talk about during that week. The time between dates is just as important for how you handle yourself, as the time on dates. And if you have to confirm your date, then she's not interested.
You have to text them pretty much constantly even if you’re trying to play it cool. They don’t actually have a cap on communication like men do, if they’re really into you they will respond to every text quickly and will expect another one in a short period of time. Women will just jabber on for eternity and you are 100% expected to be available for most of it. If she’s really into you there is no actual question of appropriate times to text or any real limits if you’re being honest, they’ll hit you up pretty much from sunrise to sundown at least 2-5 times an hour. Girls are exhausting.
>just act extremely disinterested
worst advice if you actually want to frick her
"You fricking prostitute you're just like all the other girls after all"
Works every time
>get your ass over here I wanna nut
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>So you place the clamps on your dick and it starts vibrating?
Yes. It's a legitimate medical device for those with spinal cord injuries or other neurological conditions (I don't have any). You can look up medical papers on its efficacy.
so how fast is this thing? Could I hang out in bathroom stalls and surprise-rape men with it?
>surprise-rape men
imagine the shock. You're just minding your own business about to take a leak and then boom! Your dick is rock hard, there's jizz is everywhere and it was a MAN who made you cum the strongest, best orgasm of your life. And he was looking deep into your eyes smiling as you came. How do you even deal with that?
I'd prefer electroejaculation. At least there would be adequate samples produced.
If she does want to reschedule it means she is actually interested. Don't sperg out and just play it cool and say youre free in 1 or 2 weeks
>if you cancel on me you’re going to see just how crazy a weekend can get
asking to reschedule is a good sign
if she was flaking she'd just say the first part, the fact that she wants to set something up means she's telling the truth
just be normal, say no problem and offer some dates and times that are good for you
She only seems to love horror movies and revenge movies, the grimier, nastier and more mean spirited the better, anything else is just tolerated.
Which is annoying because my taste is opposite, I like feelgood movies.
Yes, my future waifu will hate Tarantino
I appreciate my gf having a love for old Hollywood and having a disdain for shit that has come out in the current woke paradigm.
gf got me into jersey shore, very comfy
My gf only ever watches Seinfeld, Office Space, and Marilyn Monroe movies. Literally the same episodes and movies over and over. She has watched a couple of new stuff with me but is so fricking inept at following plots and I constantly have to catch her up on shit that she just watched but is too fricking dumb to follow. That "Women can't understand Master and Commander" meme is 100% real.
>That "Women can't understand Master and Commander" meme is 100% real.
They can, they just don't want to. If they show you that they can, then you expect them to watch and pay attention to all movies forever.
NOPE
We both cringe at each other's taste and end up watching murder docs or other bland trash to compromise. She's got the basic b***h flavor NAILED
>friends
>sex and the city
>grey's anatomy
And to top if all she completely fricking lied when we were first dating and said she liked horror movies just to have something in common, when in fact this b***h doesnt wanna watch Gremlins because it's too fricking tense.
yeah
My (ex) girlfriend loved watching rom coms. Sometimes her taste would be kino (Clueless, Mean Girls, Bridget Jones) and other times it would be heinous (anything that would air on BET). She literally slept through all of Blade Runner 2049 in the cinema, and I thought that was funny as frick. She's very willing to watch most of what I want to watch. I just had to watch shit like Riverdale and Grey's Anatomy in compensation.
My imaginary girlfriend loves watching pretty much anything with me
I love her so much
imagine
what does she look like
Small, flat chest, long blue hair, green eyes, smug face
Living the dream
It’s like pulling teeth getting my wife to watch a movie with me. She’d much rather watch sitcoms over and over or a USA crime drama. She’ll only watch some animated shows and will watch Big Brother and Survivor with me. She has said that she doesn’t really need a television and could live without one. I just want to watch kinos and discuss them with her but she doesn’t have the attention span. I tried putting on the new Rescue Rangers movie but she wanted to watch Monk and King of Queens instead. Let’s not talk about trying to drag her to the movie theater.
>Big Brother, Survivor, Rescue Rangers
>Law & Order, Monk, King of Queens
Her taste is much, much better than yours, fricking brainlet. You don't deserve her.
Those were examples of compromises that she’ll potentially watch with me, not what I watch independently from her.
I could never ever get her to watch Better Call Saul, Yellowstone, anything in a foreign language or “old”, even Oscar nominated films are a long shot.
>want to buy veggies
>see one of the cashier chicks is right there packing, don't want to interrupt so I go and pick the rest of the stuff
>return to veggies, she's gone, I start looking for the stuff I want
>she comes back, stops and bends over right in front of me, starts packing something and asks "am I in the way?"
>I was caught off guard and because she WAS in the way earlier I blurt out "at the moment, no"
>for some reason think she somehow also knows she was in the way earlier and with this remark I came off as an butthole
>pick my shit and leave
>now later thinking about this she could've been just trying to flirt and with my remark I came off as a chad
Am I overthinking it?
Something similar happened not long ago with another cashier, she burst out laughing at my smug answer but awkwardly stopped because I was just standing there like a fricking autist not saying anything else. I might be socially moronic bros...
>I might be socially moronic bros...
You post on Cinemaphile. You are. That's why we're all here.
>I came off as a chad
100% doubt
>she burst out laughing at my smug answer
what was it?
I bought ingredients for a simple pasta, it was really obvious what I wanted to cook. She asked "oh, you are cooking [name of food]!" and I answered with a smug grin "that was hard to guess, huh?"
you are a funny guy anon
it all depends if you said it with a smile or not
do you happen to be an attractive sperg anon?
I kinda look like the chud meme (I buzzcut my hair though) and wear incel glasses
We can rarely watch the same shit together. But I do have a lot more respect for her after she told me she is glad I'm not "one of those losers obsessed with stupid superhero movies and Star Wars." Like so many of the guys are her friends are dating. Granted, I consider her to be the woman version of that cause all she watches is Friends, The Office, and Ru Paul.
They’re all like that, you’re not going to find one that isn’t a pleb herself. But it is true that nothing dries them up faster than you getting super excited over something like fricking Star Wars. You CAN butter them up with something if you sell it as romantic enough. I got my wife to read The Night Land by telling her it was this so poetic story about love and romance (which is true) and so she read it and by the end she was crying because she loved the ending so much and now she uses phrases from the book when talking to me about romantic shit.
I know 99% of women are like that, the 1% being chicks claiming to be into indie shit, and by that they mean Tim Burton films.
I don't mind that she watches what she watches, I just don't watch it with her.
However, I will sit down once and awhile and try to watch something I am interested in by myself and she will sit besides me to watch it as well, then within 5 mins she will start complaining that she doesn't get what's going on and starts begging to watch something else.
got me to watch stranger things and came with me to watch elvis and enjoyed it
so
so you be the judge
Hell yeah, she does. Gotta love to see the chuds seethe.
Here I am, chilling in my Cali flat, good job, nice tan. I have a smoking hot gf (who happens to be trans, not like you could ever tell) who sucks my dick every night.
Meanwhile, you fricking losers are crying yourselves to sleep every night.
Republicans will NEVER win another election. Never.
my gf watches [movie name] explained videos on youtube
yes, korean women have excellent taste
Everything, and I mean everything, that is good and she knows, I have shown her.
one girl i was talking to for 1 month ghosted me 3 days before our first date because i told her i wanted a tshirt with the frase arbeit macht frei with a pile of skulls on it
we watched hostel, village of doom (which she lovingly described as an incel movie, japanese taxi driver to be exact) and ghostland. she liked them all
Why the hell would you talk to her for 1 month before your first date?
she was busy with film school stuff
>she was busy
my sister is doing the same thing
she barely leaves the house (she's not working)
i know because i also stay home (i don't work/study)
bro
No. My boyfriend does, though.
>ask this girl out for dinner
>"what if we went to the movies instead?"
>wants to watch fricking Minions 2
>not even a meme she's actually laughing at the movie
>comments on how good it was afterwards
I keep hearing people say normie chicks actually make for the best gfs but goddamn if it doesn't involve sacrifices even though i did actually chuckle a bit
her taste is terrible but that's ok i don't care
my gf/wife is a movie character.
No. She has shit taste in her consoomer habits bit at least she passed initial kino test.
My gf enjoys many of the kinos I've watched with her, but it's hard to make sense of her taste. She hated In Bruges but liked Cruella. I genuinely can't wrap my head around this.
Women don’t understand the appeal of Brendan Gleeson
They really don't. She likes Harry Potter like all women her age but when I told her he was in one of those she just remembered him as "that weird guy".
>from the clinically insane mind of jordan peele
sort of, you can shape it. Watching Elephant right now but she doesnt like GVS
We saw Nocturnal Animals on her rec and I had a good time. Otherwise no lol I love her but she has a very questionable taste
t. mostly a litgay