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>you wouldn't know
>that's why I'm asking
>what you should be asking is what does vegetables taste like
>it’s what DO vegetables taste like, ESL. Jonahbros. We are so back
>looks at the camera triumphantly
He's a puppy dog, and she's an attack dog. It doesn't matter what quip you make up, she will win. She has the quick wit, home turf, and social skills to win out. Meanwhile he's so uncomfortable in his own skin and driven by insane petty insecurities.
>not as big a grip that food has on your life, tubby
JERK STORE
MORE TIME
AAAAAAAAAA MORE TIME
Jesus Christ you fricking killed him.
She's dead!
Nevermind.
pic related
>Hug-jitsu
>Huge-Eatsu
>ywn see him try this in an actual fight and fail spectacularly
it hurts bros
what happens in a real fight when the giant dude doesn't do a prat fall?
Wouldn't have worked, too harsh/anti woman. Would have killed his career
You're the expert on grip
>does your trust fund band go to waste like your “diet”
MORE TIME
Johansisters…
NOOOOOOO
>That does it Ornella I'm going to use my brazlian jiujitsu skills on you
>come over here! Now prepare to... no wait, you're supposed to lie down when I grab your waist
>wait stop ornella you're doing it all wrong I just threw you to the ground no way you would still be standing stop cheating
>Ornella, you are nobody to me, my reputation alone is worth more than your entire life so far
>you will forever be remembered in association to me, rather than by doing anything even remotely relevant in the industry
>Ornella, you're french, I don't even have to say anything else, you're a disgrace to the world and french people are terrible people
>I can choose to quit anytime and my career will still be infinitely more relevant than your life so far, you struggle to maintain relevance and I am experienced enough to be able to say, that you will remain irrelevant and unimportant until the day you die
>I gave you permission to be relevant by taking part of this show, regardless of what you say or do, I will be the most relevant part of it and people are going to watch it for my presence, not yours
How would it have went down if Jonah had responded with physical violence? Imagine if he just started punching her in the face after she made that remark.
Would probably end his career but would have kept his dignity imo. She was always going to be able to deflect any comeback but she couldn't withstand his superior strength
>but would have kept his dignity imo
Lol lmao even
He'd wind himself before he got close enough to reach her
She'd probably kick his ass lol.
No way. She'd crumple and break immediately. Would have taught her some humility.
Jonah is a pussy. Unless he jumped on her he isn't doing shit. There also wouldn't be a single male in the room who would hesitate to whiteknight and kick Jonah's ass.
All he'd need to do is get off one good punch and it would put her in her place forever. Women don't realise how weak they are compared to men.
>Implying Jonah can punch
By the time he's wienered back that hamfist someone would have already subdued him.
for an average guy, yeah but we're talking about Jonah here
The only winning move in this scenario was for Jonah to go full Joker and blast her right then and there and then himself on live TV. Any other “comeback” is just pure cope
People never get what they fricking deserve, sadly.
I don't follow American celebrities, QRD on this one?
Why didn't he just get down on all fours and crawl around her in circles until she got so creeped out she had to leave?
>"yes, I'd walk out and then come back later to collect what you earned"
APOLOGIZE, ORNELLASISSIES, NOW
Why, do you want to eat it?
>What? Like your love handles?
he should have said "you're ugly" and called it a day. No elaboration, no follow up. Let her guess. You know she will tear herself apart, in front of a mirror, once she's home.
>First of, Ornella, you smell nice. Which is surprising. Secondly, I'm here to promote my new movie, it's called: 'Cut my gem bleeding'. It's about a guy who rapes a local French weather girl. But :She's ugly. We're in the final stages, much like yourself.
It feels like she tricked him to reveal his true nature somehow. Is this the counter to lizard people? Light comedic roasting?