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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty sure he sliced that asian cops neck open in the first movie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the video game he claims he designed his torture lair to be perfectly safe if the police came in following proper police protocols, since Danny Glover and Asian came without a warrant and without any backup. Saw II kind of undermines it by having him booby trap his place and electrocuting the swat team. A random crime scene paramedic-person also gets javelin'd in Saw 4. I'm okay with him being an ass to cops who play dirty but the dude is inconsistent.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you create a scenario where people can get hurt or die intentionally you absolutely can and will get charged for murder
        This is stupid and proves saw is made for iq deficient individuals such as yourself

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >intentionally
          Jigsaw never "intentionally" kills anyone. As he says, he despises murderers. He leaves the choice up to them. That's his code.

          Additionally self defense requires intent and an awareness of the danger to your life, and a booby trap harms indiscriminately.

          Jigsaw is a master engineer and probably designed the self-defense mechanism as he was being pursued. It's the same thing as firing back at someone who shot you.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He always leaves a way to escape from his traps. Whether they live or die is up to them.

            There being a non-zero possibility of escape is irrelevant and changes nothing, he's still guilty of murder. It's like claiming somebody blowing your head off with a .45 isn't murder just because there was a chance the gun would jam.
            Not to mention about 98% of the traps in the franchise are inescapable anyway.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He always leaves a way to escape from his traps. Whether they live or die is up to them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He simply gave him a choice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cop was trespassing private property without a warrant.
      I break into your apartment, slip, break my neck and die, are you a murderer?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        In a lot of countries, yes. Or at the very least manslaughter.
        It's extremely dumb.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the reason it’s illegal is because emergency services may need to enter your property for legitimate reasons
          no one wants fire fighters and medics being executed by booby traps

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Additionally self defense requires intent and an awareness of the danger to your life, and a booby trap harms indiscriminately.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            In the UK and a few similar "countries", if a burglar comes into your home and cuts themselves stealing your kitchen knives, they can genuinely take you for all you're worth.
            Strap me to a nuke and send me at londanistan

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A booby trap may be defined as any concealed or camouflaged device designed to cause bodily injury when triggered by any action of a person making contact with the device. This term includes guns, ammunition, or explosive devices attached to trip wires or other triggering mechanisms, sharpened stakes, nails, spikes, electrical devices, lines or wires with hooks attached, and devices for the production of toxic fumes or gases.

        >If a person sets up such a trap to protect his/her property, he/she will be liable for any injury or death even to an unwanted intruder such as a burglar. It is illegal to set a booby trap on one's own property to prevent intruders.

        >An Illinois man who had a shotgun booby-trap that killed a neighbor last year was convicted on Thursday of murder and another charge, according to media reports. A Union County jury found William Wasmund, 48, guilty of first-degree murder and aggravated battery in the death of Jeff Spicer, The Southern Illinoisian reported.

        This scene alone, ONE OF THE FIRST KILLS IN THE WHOLE SERIES, is 1st degree murder.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          jigbros... o-our response!?!?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a sovereign citizen, such laws don't apply to him

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >never charged
            >never taken to court

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              looks like someone didn't read the tie-in novels

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tie-in novels
                Obviously a farce constructed by the puppet and corrupt cops

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the puppet only made the movies, the cops only made the comic, that leaves Zeke at the mastermind behind the novels.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          wont stick, not his property and no evidence he set it up

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It literally is, it's confirmed in the movie he invested in real estate and owned properties all over the city.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >your honor, it says so in the movie!
              you'd be laughed out of the courtroom
              leave this to the professionals okay

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dismissing video evidence of the crime
                Don't quit your day job.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks a movie would be even considered as evidence
                leave this to the scholars with years of training, eventually they'll figure this out eventually

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you saying the events of the movie are not factual? That things did not occur as we saw them?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Are you saying the events of the movie are not factual? That things did not occur as we saw them?
                Have you ever seen Joker (2019)? Ever hear of unreliable narrators?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jigsaw himself narrates his crimes in the movies.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you know that's John Kramer's voice? It could be a corrupt cop with a voice modulator and a face mask trying to frame him

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because the movies tells us it's him.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they don't. Again, what you see in a movie doesn't necessarily depict the truth. Movies are fiction, and can portray events inaccurately and deceptively. Don't take what you see in movies as gospel. It's up to the viewer to look beyond the screen and come up with their own conclusion.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's up to the viewer to look beyond the screen and come up with their own conclusion.
                So you admit you're just literally making things up rather than accepting the facts as we know them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is you who are making things up, my friend. The only "fact" here is that Jigsaw is not a murderer.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except he is, the movies show us that he is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Narrators have been known to be unreliable, and are not admissable in court for this reason.
                He's innocent.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you accept this principle then you can't say he's innocent, as anyone can believe whatever they want to believe.

                Solipsism is a moronic philosophy.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need to prove his innocence, let alone claim it. It is implicitly assumed until proven otherwise (which has not occurred).
                Just like I'm implicitly assuming you to be innocent of child molestation.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The movies themselves admit and show that he is guilty.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are jests. Inadmissable jocularity.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what about the comic then?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never heard of it (I am an expert witness)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok, how about the ride?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                how many people have died on the ride, and how many people have come out unscathed?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >how many people have died on the ride
                Four

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see. It's imperceptible that amusement park rides have risks and danger attached. I now believe Kramer is guilty of four murders.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what i see is a recreation of events used to slander the good name of Jiggy. It just wont hold up and might even damage the case further

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >leave this to the professionals okay
                and the professionals all agree that Jigsaw is the Worst Horror Movie Villain of All Time KEKE

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All those horror films with "based on a true story" slapped on are actually made by murderers using them to get away scott free
                it all makes sense now

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you even know Jigsaw designed that mechanism in your webm? Maybe it was a bunch of crazy high schoolers that were trying to prank each other.
          I ask again, the charges, officer?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The movie tells us he did.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't they find a bunch of his designs in one of the movies

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was self defense. Those cops were going to kill him.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saw tards are low iq

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are no boobies in that trap, that's a string trap.
          Check and mate, jiggy walks

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see Jiggy with a gun pointing at the cop's head to force him down the hallway.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            actually his billy puppet is right behind him, you just couldn't see because of the camera angle.
            Really we need to put Billy in court instead.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          worst you could charge him with is kidnapping shotguns

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >choose to trespass on someone else's property
          >owner defends their property
          >HURR DURR YOU'RE A CRIMINAL

          This conveniently doesn't apply to Israel, right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The knife did it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was given a choice. He chose to become a cop and accepted the risks. Jigsaw never killed anyone

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another thread dedicated to Jiggy, the Worst Horror Movie Villain of All Time. YAY

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, anon.
    >You've spent your evenings peeing in your sink because you're too lazy to flush the toilet, causing unknown damage to your apartment's piping systems, hindering those around you.
    >Now it's your turn to be hindered.
    >In 3 minutes, molten lead will be pumped into your urethra.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Urine doesn't ruin the pipes in an apartment

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The toilet drain pipe and the sink drain pipe both lead to the same junction.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      could you prosecute jigsaw for this? it seems unlikely to me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prosecution is unnecessary because Jigsaw is the Worst Horror Movie Villain of All Time.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's not a villain tho, the real villain are the players and their misdeeds

          Like yours, Anon.

          ?si=jYW2VIZs6vJqAeld

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can trace the pee back to its source anon, they know

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How? Do they swim up the stream like piranhas do?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    king of Cinemaphile

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kidnapping

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to play a little game
    >Yes, and you just lost at the game
    >(Frick this guy is good)

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the ending credit scene for SAW X? I fricking missed it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a case of epic bad luck

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    manslaughter
    negligent manslaughter
    involuntary manslaughter
    building code violations

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giving people choices is not a crime. In fact it's the opposite.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      former janitor of 3 months at NYMC, judges were always quietly whispering to each other in the halls regarding jigsaw, let's just say they never looked to happy

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    for a second i thought that perhaps he could be nailed for putting the key to the reverse beartrap inside the guy's stomach in Saw 1 for desecration of a corpse, but i remembered that the guy was actually alive and heavily sedated, not dead. I honestly don't know how he could be charged.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe charge him for forcefully shoving a key down the guys throat?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *I put a gun to Jigsaw's head*
    *I pull the trigger*
    *Bullet blows his brain out*
    The gun killed him, not me. I rest my case, your honour.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jigsaw never directly harmed anyone without acting in self defense

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cool, neither did that anon in the hypothetical you're replying to. Scot free.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you are free to go mister Jigsaw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He commits tons of crimes in every single movie, you must be stupid.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those laws chose to be broken

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he make it a business?
    A luxury day spa to make you feel alive and appreciate it?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could he realistically get away with suing the careless suicide "victims" in the movies for libel and slander? They basically ruin his reputation.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does he own all those buildings he sets up his games in? Looks like squatting and trespassing to me.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I'm pretty confident he still kidnapped them and put them in endangering situation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's your proof, detective?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh, watch the movies. We have it all on tape.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          All I saw was Dr. Gordon, Amanda, and Hoffman committing crimes. They're the real villains.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          so you're saying this frail old man suffering late stage cancer was able to kidnap and carry all those participants?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not saying that, the movies are.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >frail old man suffering late stage cancer was able to kidnap and carry all those participants
            Holy shit more proof that Saw movies are garbage and taht Jiggy is the Worst Horror Movie Villain of All Time!

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, I want to play a game
    >Nah don't feel like it
    >O-okay..
    It's that easy, don't give in to peer pressure kids

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, starting the game is implied consent to whatever happens from there. Ask any police officer the things you consent to by getting a driver's license, it holds up in court time and time again and would go no differently for Mr. Kramer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >starting the game is implied consent
        erm that's problematic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. These people are essentially committing suicide by choosing to play the game, and all Mr. Kramer has ever done is try to help these suicide victims out of their impending death. He tries so hard to save people and give them something to live for. It makes me cry. Rather than being taken to court, he should be taken to the White House as an expert advisor to help with the suicide epidemic of this generation.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rather than being taken to court, he should be taken to the White House as an expert advisor to help with the suicide epidemic of this generation.
          Actually the canadian government already recruited him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except the movies show they didn't consent because he kidnapped them and they were unwilling.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he kidnapped them
            Proof?
            >unwilling
            As stated, they chose to play his game. And they could have escaped the "traps" at any time, Jigsaw even tries to help them by telling them how. The choice to die was theirs.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Proof?
              The movies. What more proof is needed?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still taking the movies as gospel I see. You're too close-minded. Leave this to the experts.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who is Kramer without the movies? Where are the novels written about his life?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're saying the movies aren't accurate than it's impossible to believe anything. You are denying reality.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey kramer, cool contraption! Why don't you come and show it off at the white house!

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You sat in front of a computer instead of going outside
    >YOU DESERVE TO DIE
    Really?

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is so fricking guilty
    They would absolutely fry this boomer

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    At the very least Jiggy would be charged with Drugging and Kidnapping his victims, as well as False Imprisonment. Also, Im not a lawyer but I'm fairly certain that him having subordinates working underneath him to carry out his plans would open him up to charges relating to organized crime and conspiracy type charges. If Kramer did get arrested and his case went to a court trial, his lawyer would likely want kramer to plead insanity, but he never would (knowing what we know about Kramer and how strongly he believes in his work as Jigsaw).

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    its fricking crazy how this homie has literally been dead for a decade longer than he was alive and still gets an insane amount of screen time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And during all that screen time, Jiggy does nothing but prove that he is the Worst Horror Movie Villain of All Time *YIKES*

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He crossed state lines

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *doesn't commit a single crime*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      5 counts of Orange Foolery.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      x2 count of being in a peach

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But was it the last peach?

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the movies are fake then so is Kramer so you've effectively doomed him to a state of limbo.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're so out of arguments that they're actually saying you have to ignore the movies for the argument to make sense.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you elaborate on that?

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    kidnapping? Drugging and tasing people to bring them back to his warehouses where the traps are set up?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      his only crime there was crossing state lines

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which, once again, proves that Jiggy is guilty of being the Worst Horror Movie Villain of All Time.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well actually, if you're being realistic they would get him on a lot of minor and obscure stuff and try to do everything in their power to make sure he goes away for a long time, because his operations naturally got him on the bad side of a lot of people.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Essentially performing surgical operations on people and inserting keys into them after you've kidnapped them probably constitutes something.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ultimate red pill is that Billy the Puppet is actually responsible for all the murders throughout the series.
    It's a Ventriloquist from Batman situation, think about it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense. These people trying to frame an old man with late stage cancer with incredible feats like kidnapping and murder sickens me. The puppet makes far more sense. He's the one that appears on the video tapes, and has a markedly different voice than Kramer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except the movies tell us that Kramer did it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The movies were made by the puppet to frame Kramer, think about it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not what the movies say.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              exactly

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These movies along with Resident Evil are slopkino

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    even if you assembled the greatest team of lawyers ever and they managed to make a charge stick, so what? he'll spend a few months in juvie and have his record expunged when he turns 18

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's so cool

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would Jigsaw have actually hugged the guy who made his wife miscarry if he didn't come at him with hostility after escaping?

    Would you hug Jigsaw if you just went through the knife chair?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd keep a knife, hug him, then stab the ever living frick out of him and cut his head off.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you do that to an innocent man?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy being dropped into a razor wire bush.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          well worth it to cull the greatest psychopath of our generation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't do anything.
      I would listen to what JigC had to say.
      And that's what no one did.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Jigsaw only wants what's best for people.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that scene from Saw 3D where a giant pigman kidnaps someone from the audience?
    That was crazy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So that's where my nightmare comes from where the movie screen opens up to reveal a bunch of saw traps and audience members get picked. I can never figure out the puzzle because reading in dreams is impossible.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL I NEED IS THE SEED AND THE FEED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AND TO CHUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOUUU

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