I never understood if he was a seal who tried to give up war and became a cook or if being a cook was just his cover story, but then I recall him actually being able to cook also
Did you not watch the movie? Gary Busey reads his file and literally says why Steven Seagal is there. He was Seal, punched his officer and got drummed out, became cook to finish his 20 years of navy service to get pension
when I saw him I laughed, I thought, that figures. He's a dummy irl and it makes sense for him to be in a movie with a dummy like Seagal.
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How'd you like a 45 year old Tommy Lee Jones playing a hip rockstar type? Busey was giving off rapist vibes, not date rapist either. I mean back alley or in a parking lot type rapist vibe.
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I thought he was great, real convincing, but I cringed about him losing to seagal. It's just so preposterous.
Guns, dumb martial arts, surprising gore, and some great breasts
nice, both of you. It's also the last great Segal kino. After that was On Deadly Ground which is when everything went to shit (ODG is unintentionally hillarious tho)
>On Deadly Ground
Decided to check out the cast list and synopsis, if it was the one I watched with my dad many years back. That cast is suprisingly solid
>Michael Caine >John C. McGinley >R. Lee Ermey >Billy Bob Thornton >Bart the Bear
Not since I was a kid. That’s even stupider than what I had thought.
Typically these types get rebranched because of an injury. I think him suffering through the movie, using his elite training while having to deal with the limitations of his injured body could've made for an interesting story angle.
There's actually this thing where dumb kids sign up to become a SEAL. Okay, you signed up -- you are now in one way or another. Being SEAL or Green Beret or whatever might end in the first hour of your indoc. You're still in. So this guy says he was a Lt. In charge of kids who signed up to be a SEAL and failed and now were expected to do this absolutely thankless and arduously BS with no real world equivalent and no post-enlistment job. You can imagine their attitude.
Whats there to get? Its a typical "Die Hard"-style action flick where a soldier/policeman/secret agent fights multiple terrorists/criminals in a sealed off location during a hostage situation.
He played the exact same character in CON AIR. >Of course you're having trouble reaching him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit.
Thanks bro, I was bored and need a laugh. I am gonna watch Under Siege, I last saw it when I was 10 years old in the mid 90s. I bet it has aged like a fine single malt scotch.
It's good, I watched it a couple of years ago. I tried watching a new Seagal movie right afterwards and whatever that was bad, so I'm guessing he made good movies at the start of his career and fell off.
I liked Tommy Lee Jones' character but I couldn't quite put my finger on what his motivation and end goal were.
he was just stealing a bunch of nukes, presumably for money. then after they blew up his sub and he realized he was fricked he was like, ok, whatever, I'm at least going out with a bang.
I’m in another thread right now with people genuinely not understanding how one can’t be into girlyboypenis. Couple that with, presumably, men on here not thinking Under Seige is pure testosterone fuelled kinovision and confused by the PLOT is making question whether this place really has fallen to new depths of utter garbage or the trolls have gotten so sophisticated that I’ve finally swallowed the bait. Perhaps I should be more wary of A.I. I dunno.
I love how brutal the combat is in Steven Seagal movies, I was rewatching Marked For Death for the first time in years and I forgot how many Jamaicans get their limbs absolutely broken to shit in that movie (and the main villain gets his eyeballs gauged and spine snapped).
It makes sense until >You see those? >We still got shells for those.
Followed by Ryback and breasts McGee building intercontinental ballistic missiles.
And of course: >We have le codes >on le 3.5 inch floppy >Mr Pitt guard this floppy dick with your le life
The second one is way more fricking loopy but its pretty fun as well. I still dont understand why the merc's remaining at the front of the train are shown happily committing suicide when the plan was for them to get to tha choppa.
Reminder, this mafia owned homosexual refuses to kill the story about him shitting his pants because the real story is him getting embarrassed as a fake master of Aikido.
The movie or Steven?
Yes
GET MAH PIES OUTTA THE OVEN
I never understood if he was a seal who tried to give up war and became a cook or if being a cook was just his cover story, but then I recall him actually being able to cook also
Pretty sure he didn't know either
Did you not watch the movie? Gary Busey reads his file and literally says why Steven Seagal is there. He was Seal, punched his officer and got drummed out, became cook to finish his 20 years of navy service to get pension
Not since I was a kid. That’s even stupider than what I had thought.
Rewatch it. It’s 90s movie action kino
Guns, dumb martial arts, surprising gore, and some great breasts
Chiggity checkt
OH SHIT!!
MIKLO IS IN THIS!!!
when I saw him I laughed, I thought, that figures. He's a dummy irl and it makes sense for him to be in a movie with a dummy like Seagal.
How'd you like a 45 year old Tommy Lee Jones playing a hip rockstar type? Busey was giving off rapist vibes, not date rapist either. I mean back alley or in a parking lot type rapist vibe.
I thought he was great, real convincing, but I cringed about him losing to seagal. It's just so preposterous.
nice, both of you. It's also the last great Segal kino. After that was On Deadly Ground which is when everything went to shit (ODG is unintentionally hillarious tho)
>On Deadly Ground
Decided to check out the cast list and synopsis, if it was the one I watched with my dad many years back. That cast is suprisingly solid
>Michael Caine
>John C. McGinley
>R. Lee Ermey
>Billy Bob Thornton
>Bart the Bear
I loved ODG the most
As an unintentional comedy or as an actual movie? Cause I'll admit it's fricking hilarious
Typically these types get rebranched because of an injury. I think him suffering through the movie, using his elite training while having to deal with the limitations of his injured body could've made for an interesting story angle.
Yeah, but Seagal wants all his characters to be perfect. No way he would agree to have an injury or disability.
>Explains how he is able to fight
>Explains why the bad guys underestimate him
>Sets up how he is not imprisoned with the others
Get my pies out of the oven
Imagine not understanding a segal movie lol
"You little E1 prick"
I will say this movie has fricking outstanding music and sound design.
There's actually this thing where dumb kids sign up to become a SEAL. Okay, you signed up -- you are now in one way or another. Being SEAL or Green Beret or whatever might end in the first hour of your indoc. You're still in. So this guy says he was a Lt. In charge of kids who signed up to be a SEAL and failed and now were expected to do this absolutely thankless and arduously BS with no real world equivalent and no post-enlistment job. You can imagine their attitude.
>post only adds to the confusion
Congrats on this seriously
The truth is our greatest weapon. It is a weapon that is denied to our enemy.
Wasn't Casey Ryback an ex-SEAL who was assigned to be a chef after some military scandal?
Yeah they ropes probably honestly 10-20% of the morons they have by promising them a SEAL contract.
Casey fricking Ryback
Then tell me how it one an academy award, hipster.
esl moment
I'm blind and have to use speech software to tipe.
I'm gay and have fo insult people for my sense of self worth.
>is blind
>defends Seagalslop
Pottery
It wahn an academy award for best sound, chud.
Post the bawd coming out of the cake.
Also the best Seagull movie, the only good Seagull movie actually.
>tfw my dad has stacks of steven seagal dvds
>some from blockbuster that were never returned
Navy Seal
Navy Segal
Coincidence?
Are there any movies made for the blind? Or a look into the blind experience?
nobody cares
That's a man. Definitely a man.
Nah mate, breasts that are that amazing can only have been crafted by God
post the webm
Whats there to get? Its a typical "Die Hard"-style action flick where a soldier/policeman/secret agent fights multiple terrorists/criminals in a sealed off location during a hostage situation.
CASEY FRICKING RYBACK????
The god damn cook's a Seal?
He played the exact same character in CON AIR.
>Of course you're having trouble reaching him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit.
always loved that line
Thanks bro, I was bored and need a laugh. I am gonna watch Under Siege, I last saw it when I was 10 years old in the mid 90s. I bet it has aged like a fine single malt scotch.
Same. Rainy day here and cold anyways.
It's good, I watched it a couple of years ago. I tried watching a new Seagal movie right afterwards and whatever that was bad, so I'm guessing he made good movies at the start of his career and fell off.
I liked Tommy Lee Jones' character but I couldn't quite put my finger on what his motivation and end goal were.
he was just stealing a bunch of nukes, presumably for money. then after they blew up his sub and he realized he was fricked he was like, ok, whatever, I'm at least going out with a bang.
It's the closest thing we will get of a Metal Gear movie
omg the cook is a military dude on this military ship we're hijacking
>is kino in your path
I’m in another thread right now with people genuinely not understanding how one can’t be into girlyboypenis. Couple that with, presumably, men on here not thinking Under Seige is pure testosterone fuelled kinovision and confused by the PLOT is making question whether this place really has fallen to new depths of utter garbage or the trolls have gotten so sophisticated that I’ve finally swallowed the bait. Perhaps I should be more wary of A.I. I dunno.
Half the posts are trolls, discord trannies or /misc/tards thinking that they’re making any difference whatsoever with their ideological shitposting
under siege rules man. my favorite part is when busey calls seagal a homosexual
Easily Seagal's best flick.
there it is
Imagine being a teenager, and those are the first honkers you've ever seen.
Perfect breasts!
there is nothing more primal and blissful than licking and sucking on a pair of big breasts
gtfo/. marked for death
cured my gayism
Dude shreds tho
is he playing a child's guitar? or a big ukulele?
Post Seagal webms
>Try Fatburg-ACK
Did poor man's Karl Urban dirty there.
he cooked that nade pretty nice
wtf, why
quintessential dadkino, I must have at least under siege 2 recorded on VHS tape somewhere
The reason this movie exists is in this thread I’m sure someone posted it I don’t even have to look but it’s great and historical
I love how brutal the combat is in Steven Seagal movies, I was rewatching Marked For Death for the first time in years and I forgot how many Jamaicans get their limbs absolutely broken to shit in that movie (and the main villain gets his eyeballs gauged and spine snapped).
how the frick is a boat under siege lmao just float away dumb homies
Alright you got me.
>he couldn't even be bothered to hold his hand in the same position for ten seconds for the transition to look right
Amazing.
Seagal is the original weaboo.
It makes sense until
>You see those?
>We still got shells for those.
Followed by Ryback and breasts McGee building intercontinental ballistic missiles.
And of course:
>We have le codes
>on le 3.5 inch floppy
>Mr Pitt guard this floppy dick with your le life
The second one is way more fricking loopy but its pretty fun as well. I still dont understand why the merc's remaining at the front of the train are shown happily committing suicide when the plan was for them to get to tha choppa.
I really like the second film.
lol why is she smiling? weak ass b***h stand up for yourself
imagine her pulling that face as some guy is raping her like "lolll you guiseee!!!"
Waltah, I'm not having sex with you right now Waltah
How does everyone in Breaking Bag look the same age for 30 years?
>sex gifs NOW!
Under lock down
This is basically a die hard movie. A great one tbh.
Reminder, this mafia owned homosexual refuses to kill the story about him shitting his pants because the real story is him getting embarrassed as a fake master of Aikido.