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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie or Steven?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GET MAH PIES OUTTA THE OVEN

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood if he was a seal who tried to give up war and became a cook or if being a cook was just his cover story, but then I recall him actually being able to cook also

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he didn't know either

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not watch the movie? Gary Busey reads his file and literally says why Steven Seagal is there. He was Seal, punched his officer and got drummed out, became cook to finish his 20 years of navy service to get pension

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not since I was a kid. That’s even stupider than what I had thought.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rewatch it. It’s 90s movie action kino

          Guns, dumb martial arts, surprising gore, and some great breasts

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not since I was a kid. That’s even stupider than what I had thought.

            Chiggity checkt

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            OH SHIT!!
            MIKLO IS IN THIS!!!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              when I saw him I laughed, I thought, that figures. He's a dummy irl and it makes sense for him to be in a movie with a dummy like Seagal.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How'd you like a 45 year old Tommy Lee Jones playing a hip rockstar type? Busey was giving off rapist vibes, not date rapist either. I mean back alley or in a parking lot type rapist vibe.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought he was great, real convincing, but I cringed about him losing to seagal. It's just so preposterous.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rewatch it. It’s 90s movie action kino

          Guns, dumb martial arts, surprising gore, and some great breasts

          nice, both of you. It's also the last great Segal kino. After that was On Deadly Ground which is when everything went to shit (ODG is unintentionally hillarious tho)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >On Deadly Ground
            Decided to check out the cast list and synopsis, if it was the one I watched with my dad many years back. That cast is suprisingly solid

            >Michael Caine
            >John C. McGinley
            >R. Lee Ermey
            >Billy Bob Thornton
            >Bart the Bear

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I loved ODG the most

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              As an unintentional comedy or as an actual movie? Cause I'll admit it's fricking hilarious

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not since I was a kid. That’s even stupider than what I had thought.

        Typically these types get rebranched because of an injury. I think him suffering through the movie, using his elite training while having to deal with the limitations of his injured body could've made for an interesting story angle.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but Seagal wants all his characters to be perfect. No way he would agree to have an injury or disability.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not since I was a kid. That’s even stupider than what I had thought.

        >Explains how he is able to fight
        >Explains why the bad guys underestimate him
        >Sets up how he is not imprisoned with the others

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get my pies out of the oven

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not understanding a segal movie lol

      "You little E1 prick"

      I will say this movie has fricking outstanding music and sound design.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's actually this thing where dumb kids sign up to become a SEAL. Okay, you signed up -- you are now in one way or another. Being SEAL or Green Beret or whatever might end in the first hour of your indoc. You're still in. So this guy says he was a Lt. In charge of kids who signed up to be a SEAL and failed and now were expected to do this absolutely thankless and arduously BS with no real world equivalent and no post-enlistment job. You can imagine their attitude.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >post only adds to the confusion

      Congrats on this seriously

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The truth is our greatest weapon. It is a weapon that is denied to our enemy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't Casey Ryback an ex-SEAL who was assigned to be a chef after some military scandal?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they ropes probably honestly 10-20% of the morons they have by promising them a SEAL contract.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casey fricking Ryback

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then tell me how it one an academy award, hipster.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      esl moment

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm blind and have to use speech software to tipe.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gay and have fo insult people for my sense of self worth.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is blind
          >defends Seagalslop

          Pottery

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It wahn an academy award for best sound, chud.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the bawd coming out of the cake.
    Also the best Seagull movie, the only good Seagull movie actually.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw my dad has stacks of steven seagal dvds
    >some from blockbuster that were never returned

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Navy Seal
    Navy Segal
    Coincidence?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any movies made for the blind? Or a look into the blind experience?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody cares

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man. Definitely a man.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah mate, breasts that are that amazing can only have been crafted by God

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      post the webm

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats there to get? Its a typical "Die Hard"-style action flick where a soldier/policeman/secret agent fights multiple terrorists/criminals in a sealed off location during a hostage situation.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    CASEY FRICKING RYBACK????

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The god damn cook's a Seal?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He played the exact same character in CON AIR.
      >Of course you're having trouble reaching him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        always loved that line

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks bro, I was bored and need a laugh. I am gonna watch Under Siege, I last saw it when I was 10 years old in the mid 90s. I bet it has aged like a fine single malt scotch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Rainy day here and cold anyways.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good, I watched it a couple of years ago. I tried watching a new Seagal movie right afterwards and whatever that was bad, so I'm guessing he made good movies at the start of his career and fell off.
      I liked Tommy Lee Jones' character but I couldn't quite put my finger on what his motivation and end goal were.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was just stealing a bunch of nukes, presumably for money. then after they blew up his sub and he realized he was fricked he was like, ok, whatever, I'm at least going out with a bang.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the closest thing we will get of a Metal Gear movie

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    omg the cook is a military dude on this military ship we're hijacking

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is kino in your path

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m in another thread right now with people genuinely not understanding how one can’t be into girlyboypenis. Couple that with, presumably, men on here not thinking Under Seige is pure testosterone fuelled kinovision and confused by the PLOT is making question whether this place really has fallen to new depths of utter garbage or the trolls have gotten so sophisticated that I’ve finally swallowed the bait. Perhaps I should be more wary of A.I. I dunno.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half the posts are trolls, discord trannies or /misc/tards thinking that they’re making any difference whatsoever with their ideological shitposting

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    under siege rules man. my favorite part is when busey calls seagal a homosexual

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily Seagal's best flick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there it is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a teenager, and those are the first honkers you've ever seen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Perfect breasts!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is nothing more primal and blissful than licking and sucking on a pair of big breasts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gtfo/. marked for death

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cured my gayism

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude shreds tho

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      is he playing a child's guitar? or a big ukulele?

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Seagal webms

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Try Fatburg-ACK

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did poor man's Karl Urban dirty there.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he cooked that nade pretty nice

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, why

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    quintessential dadkino, I must have at least under siege 2 recorded on VHS tape somewhere

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reason this movie exists is in this thread I’m sure someone posted it I don’t even have to look but it’s great and historical

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how brutal the combat is in Steven Seagal movies, I was rewatching Marked For Death for the first time in years and I forgot how many Jamaicans get their limbs absolutely broken to shit in that movie (and the main villain gets his eyeballs gauged and spine snapped).

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick is a boat under siege lmao just float away dumb homies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright you got me.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he couldn't even be bothered to hold his hand in the same position for ten seconds for the transition to look right
      Amazing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seagal is the original weaboo.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It makes sense until
    >You see those?
    >We still got shells for those.
    Followed by Ryback and breasts McGee building intercontinental ballistic missiles.
    And of course:
    >We have le codes
    >on le 3.5 inch floppy
    >Mr Pitt guard this floppy dick with your le life

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The second one is way more fricking loopy but its pretty fun as well. I still dont understand why the merc's remaining at the front of the train are shown happily committing suicide when the plan was for them to get to tha choppa.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like the second film.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol why is she smiling? weak ass b***h stand up for yourself
        imagine her pulling that face as some guy is raping her like "lolll you guiseee!!!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waltah, I'm not having sex with you right now Waltah

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does everyone in Breaking Bag look the same age for 30 years?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sex gifs NOW!

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Under lock down

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is basically a die hard movie. A great one tbh.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, this mafia owned homosexual refuses to kill the story about him shitting his pants because the real story is him getting embarrassed as a fake master of Aikido.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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