>doesn't touch the ring

>doesn't touch the ring
>has no idea if it's really the One Ring so doesn't know for sure that it has heat-resistant properties
>nonetheless tells Frodo to hold out his hand because the ring, which he JUST pulled from hot coals using a pair of tongs, is "quite cool"
Was Gandalf a fricking sociopath?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is a 55,000 year old wizard / spirit creature.
    Why do you think he gives a shit whether he might potentially burn a little hole in one single hobbit?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He is a 55,000 year old wizard / spirit creature.
      WHAT
      and he has an 8,000 year old love interest?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had just spent like 30 years in the catacombs of Gondor reading about the Ring. He knew it wouldn't be hot. He knew it was the Ring. He knew all of it, because of the aformentioned 30 years of studying he did between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because of the aformentioned 30 years of studying he did between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.
      it wasn't between the hobbit and the lord of the rings, it was between bilbo's birthday in the fellowship of the ring and the next time he comes to the shire is 50 years. Jackson could have done a better job showing this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't it 17
        lmao they sit thumbs during decades and then they pikachu face when fricking sauron builds an army during that time

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it is 17. I fricked up. Bilbo leaves home when he is 50 in the hobbit. The first chapter of fellowship happened when bilbo was 111 and frodo was 33. when gandalf returns and frodo leaves frodo is 50. That is where I was getting the number from

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jackson could've also put to rest why the eagles didn't fly the ring to Mt Doom
        >they don't want to take sides because Sauron will genocide their species, which is already teetering on the brink of extinction
        One simple throwaway sentence and the brainlets would have nothing to complain about.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he could have just had a line about them being afraid of orc arrows

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tolkein's own words about the eagles: "Shut up."

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The book doesn't flat out state why the eagles were a bad idea, but it does imply. Tolkien probably got tired of litlets thinking they found a Gotcha moment.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >give ring to bird
          >tell bird to fly to the most dangerous place on earth that has superior air force and air defense

          If they used the eagles, they might as well just have given the ring to Sauron

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he need so much time to read up on the ring? First two or three decades is an absurd amount of time just to gather information for deducting whether the ring was actually the one ring and second why didnt he read up on it before, like they knew its still around and that it would show up eventually so why didnt this old frick prepare for that.
      Sauron is also a fricking slug, was there for the creation tiof middle earth but takes decades to figure out where the shire is

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta understand that the ring had been lost for like, a thousand years at this point. It had passed out of memory. The Ring was in a creek, then it was picked up by some hoohah, and then it spent 100 years underground with said hoohah. Gandalf had to go back through ancient records to even find a mention of the One Ring.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gandalf had to go back through ancient records to even find a mention of the One Ring.
          Are you telling me Gandalf doesn't have some innate, received wisdom due to being a Maiar or whatever?
          How come Galadriel knows what the ring is but Gandalf doesn't?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            galadirel knew the felloship was coming, carrying the ring. Although she probably would have felt that it was the one ring, as she herself is a ringbearer.
            Gandalf knew it was a magic ring, but he didn't know which one it was.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gandalf was also a ring bearer. He suspected something was wrong the second Bilbo showed up outside Moria in the Hobbit, and especially when he got Bilbo to admit he hadn't "won" the ring. He was fairly certain it was the one but didn't want it to be. And Sauroman, who he still trusted at that point, had claimed it had passed down Anduin into the sea and was lost. Gandalf is a maiar, not God, he's not omnipotent and has emotions just like everyone else.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Welcome to Christian symbolism in Tolkien. They were produced by God but they have no innate knowledge and free will.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              > tolkien
              > opposed to free will
              Catholocism is not calvinist and free will vis original sin is fundamental to all branches of christianity save calvinist nuttery

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I should have used a comma. The maiar have no innate knowledge, and they have free will.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has a spell that lets him see temperature.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, Gandalf was a sociopath. That is exactly what this particular scene is trying to convey.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf's ring lets him manipulate light and fire.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    gandalf the sociopath

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He said its "quite cool" because he thought holding a scalding hot metal ring would be fricking rad, not because he thought it was cold

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf is a level 50 wizard. He knows shit.

  9. 7 months ago
    Sage

    He just KNEW OK???

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eagles are proud creatures.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's raining
      >my feet hurt
      >she doesn't even know I ate a rabbit today

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ring didn't melt.

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