Dogshit. Really, really dogshit movie. Literally proto-capeshit. An Elvis joke in a movie about ancient Greece? Dogshit. Turned it off after ten minutes.
Dogshit. Really, really dogshit movie. Literally proto-capeshit. An Elvis joke in a movie about ancient Greece? Dogshit.
Loosen up, chuddy. It’s kino.
I liked the PS1 game when I was a kid
hercules > infinity wars
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS
Is this some meme only redditors are aware of?
Bewildered newbie in his natural habitat
Imagine not having a crush on meg even though she's a conniving c**t.
i can fix her
Yeah you wish. One of you is going to dismiss each other first. There's nothing wrong with just having a fling,.
I never really remembered, but on rewatch, she actually comes around to not wanting to betray him pretty early on. And even though she's portrayed as the prostitute, her backstory is pure-hearted.
One of the last good Disney movies tbh
stop drinking fluoride you moron
cope and dilathe, troon
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I will be honest OP i always hated this movie. as a kid i was waiting for an epic elemental titan battle at the end and the big battle of Mt Olympus was a total cop out
i will concede Gospel Muses were pretty badass and worked well
This mediocre Netflix show actually had a decent Titan battle at the end.
should i watch it?
I don't know. Try it, I guess. It's fairly short.
>i will concede Gospel Muses were pretty badass
I hated them for being historically inaccurate along with the other gags that weren't inline with the culture. There's a big difference between this movie and Mulan with insertion of irreverent gags. I think it all started with Aladin and the genie although magic could explain away everything not appropriate to the setting.
Great McDonald Happy Meals’ toys, tho
Rollin'
Is 9 3?
Oh cool I get nothing
Rolling!
What is 5 supposed to do?
rolling for hades
nice
they are committing white genocide against us fellow cumskins. we must donate to the Quartering and Razorfist on youtube they will save us
yes this is so what they're doing to us. by casting black person in children entertainment products our way of life is being destroyed. i'm so mad i'm going to get in my car and drive a half hour to the nearest grocery story in my single family zoning hell hole suburb and eat 4000 calories worth of buffet hot plate food
>us
KEK! Who are you fooling, pathetic subhuman?
Nobody drives 30 minutes to the grocery store in the burbs, Eurotwat. The commute thing can be true though, I’ve always found it insane for people to tolerate long commutes.
It's good for what it is, and I suppose the fact that it's so blatantly and purposefully anachronistic shields it from certain criticisms. However, they should have at least refrained from mentioning heroes like Jason, Achilles, Aeneas, etc. whose entire point is that they came after Hercules. Also, a fricking Cleopatra reference? Really???
>An Elvis joke
>they should have at least refrained from mentioning heroes like Jason, Achilles, Aeneas, etc. whose entire point is that they came after Hercules. Also, a fricking Cleopatra reference? Really???
It's a deliberately anachronistic movie and they make note of the Muses embellishing and breaking any fourth wall in the first fricking scene. Hercules is a different archetype at the start of the film than usual, the last great athlete of Phil's career, so he comes after other familiar names. It's also just a general pastiche of the cultural awareness of Greek shit. Don't think about it you fricking autist.
>Don't think about it you fricking autist
Sorry, just too autistic not to. I can almost forgive the references to other Greek heroes, but assuming Hercules were a real person, Cleopatra would be further removed from him than we are from Cleopatra. And it's fine if the movie's deliberately anachronistic with its pop culture references and all, but you get the impression that the writers actually thought of Cleopatra as being "of that period" as opposed to something like an Elvis reference. That's what grinds my gears.
WHY IS THERE AN ELVIS JOKE IN ANCIENT GREECE? WHAT THE FUUUUUCK BLACK GUY, WOMAN GET IN HERE
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS?
THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE THE LUXOR
I remembered liking Herculad when I was a kid. Bullshit that they didn't make any action figures or dolls for him.
>Herculad
Who the frick is that? I don't remember that character.
herc has a sidekick for a bit in the movie, kind of like lefou or incrediboy. its just for the part where he gets famous though, minor character.
homie, this is literally for kids. If you are 20s and still watching alone without family and kids then YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
OP is a Zero
This script should be re-used as a Superman movie.
Best Disney film.
>NOOOO that's not what REALLY HAPPENED IN THE LORE
don't pop a fuse chuddy buddy it's just family fun