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dinosaurs never existed
Party pooper
God put the bones on Earth to trick us and test our faith.
>hones
Actually the bones are from the antediluvian period. Dinos got wiped out in the flood.
Incorrect. The Fossils are from the Babel cataclysm; the Peleg separation and subsequent disasters. There were no remains from the Flood, which happened during the cryogenic period - around 3554 BC or 730 Mya (atomic time; when the speed of light was over 1.3 million times 'faster' than now)
What bones? You mean the fake plaster statues in museums that some dipshit paleontologist conjured from their shitty imagination?
Pic related, a real attempt at a dinosaur "reconstruction", about as legitemate as the rest of them.
The dinosaurs are fake pill is a rabbit hole that never ends. If you research it with an open mind, the simulacrum of reality that has been constructed for you may begin to crumble, and you may take the first step to exiting the cave.
That's clearly a Unicorn assembled from a Rhino and a Narwhal.
>a catholic priest discovered the big bang theory, augustine himself said the story of genesis was metaphorical
>moronic christcucks on Cinemaphile: "UMMM THE EARTH IS 5000 YEARS OLD AND DINOSAURS NEVER EXISTED"
That's just American protestants. The same ones who think the state of Israel needs to exist for Jesus to come back.
Dinosaur denialism among evangelicals isn't even a monolith. Like just look at the Young Earth Creationists that built a whole-ass Noah's Ark replica with highly detailed baby dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals within the paddocks and museums with dioramas of Romans feeding Christians to carnotauruses.
>and museums with dioramas of Romans feeding Christians to carnotauruses.
that actually happened though
This the same?
huh?
Yes.
>a priest working for the morons who created mexico, bazil and the Philippines and fund migrant caravans well running child sez trafficking rings discovered the big bang theory
Even less reasons to believe in it.
Catholics are rarely christians, and if they are then they don't follow the heresy of the catholic church.
Prot cope. Catholics are the only real Christians
>The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.
And moronic internet Christians don't realize this. Learn as much as you can about the natural world. About the cosmos. I promise you'll start to see the order within the chaos. You'll begin to see the edges of the "grand design".
Evolution is just a theory.
Scientific definitions of "theory" are different from the YouTube slop kind of theory though.
>all molecular genetics, agriculture, animal husbandry, and human racial differences support it
It's so fricking over lmao
but have you considered that some israelite 5,000 years ago wrote that humans were made of clay by a sky daddy who kicked them out of a garden for eating an apple? checkmate atheist
It was a pomegranate
and ACHKYSHUALLY they didn't have "corn" in Roman times
No it doesn't. Humans don't wait around for cows to evolve better. Dumbass.
FULL OF CHANGE THAT NO ONE SEES
birds are dinosaurs,numbnuts
Cats aren't real
Every party has a pooper,
that's why I invited you.
Party pooper, party pooper.
scientifically-accurate dinosaurs are fricking gay and I fricking hate troony scientists for making dinosaurs LAME
>Hello there
>mfw they replaced Gary Sinise in Mission Space
Nice feathers, idiot. What are you gonna do, grab me with your midge arms? Big chicken looking ass.
oh my science!
oh my rubber science!
Scarier than ~~*Spielbergs*~~ shitty adapatation. I don't see the problem with feathered dinos
>I don't see the problem with feathered dinos
Good goy
>feathers
THEY FLY NOW?!
why does it look like chris farley
sex with dinosaurs
They're just a bunch of dumb lizards.
Humans were much bigger back then, too.
massive dino ass
Young ladies shouldn't speak like that
dino got that ghetto booty
would a t-rex taste like chicken?
I could easily kill this idiot with my bear hands
>dodge bite
>rub up tail
>climb up to it neck
>pull out its eyeball
>punch it in the head again and again until it die
stupid fricking Black person lizard and if i had a stick once again
KEK. So true, bet you would easily clap that dinopussy.
>rub up tail
are you trying to kill it or seduce it?
Ah, yes. The reputable paleontology organization, IGN. And they've got a hyperlink!
t-rex would have been too large to be quick
I used to really be into dinos and say shit like "actually, t rex had feathers!" and such until I got discovered that all the study this field does is moronic guesswork with very flimsy evidence, t rex may have had feathers or it may not for all we know.
Paleontology is a meme.
>Believing a book written by Disney
>better CGI and fight choreography than the MCU
Feathers are gay. Scary animals don't have feathers. Like crocodiles.