But I WANT to be selfish and rude!
It's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to be a woman!
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Don't be selfish and rude?
But I WANT to be selfish and rude!
It's LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to be a woman!
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The only epic thing about this stinker with Goosey’s Ken
He improved the movie but it wasn't enough to save it.
Still waiting for a "Ken cut" fanedit to recontextualize Ken as a tragic hero. Maybe there will be some useful deleted scenes, but otherwise all you have to do is change the score from happy to sad and vice-versa.
where does one even download fan edits anymore? that subculture is so insular that they don't even post their works anymore from what I can tell, most new edits require to directly PM the creator for a link. it's turbogay and megadead
>he's too autistic to ask for a link
tragic
Based post. Desiring approval from the breeding sex is insane. Their views and opinions should not have any power over men in any way.
Daughter cute
why was she exposing her shoulder all the time?
To get a rise out of old men
She's a child ffs.
How hard is it to be a man, Cinemaphile?
>Crime gap
>Custody battles almost always favor women
>Male abuse victims are NEVER, EVER taken seriously
Muh male privilege lmao
>crime gap
Men do crime.
>custody battles
Are hardly fought in the first place, but when they are men win 60% of cases.
>male abuse victims
True, but you're not one of them.
How hard is it to be a man? Seems easy to me. 34 years and I'm coasting so far.
Being a man in the US isn't very hard if you look at the big picture. Being a woman in the US is still easier though. Society has been restructured for women. All of our institutions favor women. Men have just been ignored, and that's why women have it better now. Women get to be equal, up to the point that it hurts them, then they get to be a protected class.
>Men have just been ignored
By men. If something sucks for you, go hold those guys responsible. wtf?
you’re stupid and annoying
i wish i could hit you for your parents
Why are you so mad about being told the honest to god truth here? Men made the institutions. Men control them. Men sit there and take the institutions ignoring men. Men do zero about it. Then they go and hurt other men on top of hurting women. What're you gonna do about it? Be mad at someone on the internet for pointing out how mongoloidian you are?
you aren’t pointing anything out you’re just making people want to beat you dipshit
See? Man gets told truth, man gets angry. Ug zug, violence man feeling. Ug. Fricking idiot lmao.
you aren’t telling truth you’re just babbling like a prostitute online
And you're just making idle threats and adhoms because you hate the truth and have zero proof against it.
what truth
you are just a generic troll
say something of substance
>Men made the institutions.
True
>Men control them.
False. The men who manage these institutions are not the ones who have control. The average woman has more power in HR than any man director.
That's completely ignoring the fact that institutions are never going to help or benefit men, because men aren't supposed to rely on others help to live, unlike women. As such the ones to benefit the most from outside help are the ones who need it to survive, which aren't men. These institutions don't ignore men, they actumively hinder their pursuit of happiness and they shouldn't exist.
>Men do zero about it
False. Men form communities to override the need for feminized institutions. Men are more capable to organize than women.
>Be mad at someone on the internet for pointing out how mongoloidian you are?
Your rethoric is fake and vague, which is the death of reason. You're just vaguely arguing instead of stating actual facts. All you have is narrative, which is a feminine way of arguing.
I hope you're a chick.
>Men do crime.
Men do everything. Women leech
>Are hardly fought in the first place, but when they are men win 60% of cases
Survivors bias. The only men who fight are the ones who are sure they can win, because it's so skewed towards women. And even when men are sure they can win, they lose 40% of the time.
>True, but you're not one of them.
Given what goes around as abuse nowadays, most men are victims.
>Seems easy to me. 34 years and I'm coasting so far.
What do you have to show for it? Because difficulty implies effort.
you’re either talking to a 40 year old virgin woman or a 16 year old virgin transvestite
>Men do everything
In the United States, 46.6% of the workforce is female. Yikes buddy. And they're graduating at much higher rates from college as time goes on. Double yikes buddy.
>they lose 40% of the time
So they win 60% of the time lmao. Rofl. Fricking lol.
>given what goes around as abuse nowadays
When looking at forms of abuse, women remain higher for victimhood. Men beat women in terms of who the abuser is.
>difficulty implies effort
So what's difficult about being a man? Where have you had to push your effort that's just SO hard to overcome? Sounds like you nerds just want a pity party.
women should be beaten and they are
the beatings will continue and you won’t ever get married or breed
projection also
you’re stupid
>you won’t ever get married or breed
I'm a married 34yo man. Chances are I have far more chest hair than you, little guy. What so hard about being a man?
>HR
Who's hiring them?
>men form communities
You mean like MGTOW who've largely achieved nothing? Be more specific.
>your rhetoric is fake and vague
I gave the stats, you gave opinion. This is hilariously ironic. Shouldn't talking to women be like talking to children, not you guys who claim to be men?
i believe you have chest hair but you aren’t a man in any way shape or form
See? Adhom. Until one of you gives something worth responding to my job's done here. Yell at a wall, tiny dudes. Yell at a wall.
you’re just pretending to be a redditor i’m confused why you think you deserve any other kind of reply?
if i type “dog shit” into an ai generator and i get a picture of canine feces, should i be outraged and confused?
men are larger than women and have better control over their emotions
you’re projecting like a b***h
if you’re married it’s to a guy because you talk like a flaming queer homosexual
I think he meant married to a woman, not married to a guy who tops you. We get it, you guys with your dual incomes and an entire month celebrating your lifestyle have it easy. You can't extrapolate that to men who aren't degenerates and assume they have things just as easy as you do. It's a ridiculous assertion on its face.
>In the United States, 46.6% of the workforce is female
And how much of those jobs are essential? Seemingly not many, given the stagnant wages and ever lower purchasing power of the dollar. Meaningless work just makes the currency weaker, which is further weakened by it going to government assistance.
>they're graduating at much higher rates from college as time goes on.
On what courses? What's the average starting salary of a female college graduate? The college experience is just extended adolescence at an obscene price. It's good news that men are finding more ways to be less reliant on a fake, meaningless degree.
>So they win 60% of the time lmao. Rofl. Fricking lol.
Yeah? They win hardly half the time when they should win close to a 100%. Wasn't your argument that the institutions didn't favor men? Why are you arguing they do in this instance?
>When looking at forms of abuse, women remain higher for victimhood. Men beat women in terms of who the abuser is.
I'm not gonna argue that men get abused more because Thad be pathetic. Men don't get any assistance in cases of abuse, so there's no incentive to come out with it. There are only downsides for men. That's the argument. Women have safety nets, men do not. I don't really care though. Safety comes with chains.
>So what's difficult about being a man? Where have you had to push your effort that's just SO hard to overcome? Sounds like you nerds just want a pity party.
Au contraire. Difficulty is the best part. Men get to feel a truer sense of accomplishment for overcoming difficulties. They do not need the constant hand holding and assistance women have accustomed themselves with. If you feel that you've had it easy, then it means you've done nothing worth anything. You're just coating through life passively.
life is easy in general, men are more likely to have the worldly experience necessary to recognize when they are just falling victim to fomo
The hardship of being a man depends solely on his strength. Strong men are given burdens.
weak men are not
>Strong men are given burdens
Like? Give examples instead of vagueposting like some braindead moron.
What about autists, what do we get?
We get immunity to brainwashing.
why would "mental exhaustion" be troublesome for the "unemotional" "autists"
do you know what words mean
You wouldn't get it (unironically).
A man's life is constant mental or physical agony. Due to our inherent testosterone, we are more honest which puts us at odds with the insane asylum we inhabit as our society. A man's life is nothing, it's expendable. Women are by far the most privileged beings on earth as they have deep natural and existential value.
the daughter was mega qt
>50 times
did it not occur to them their writing might be shit if the actor cant get the desired emotion in the first 20 takes
the force is female
they finished with "then I dont even know" that was the epic speech
Daughter has a big bum btw
She always wears baggy clothes. I did not expect this.
Needs a plapping
noice
I would wife America Ferrera in a nanosecond
You want a shrill, nagging woke c**t as a wife? Okay.
the most boring part of the movie
Andrea has terrible taste in women.
>all that effort for a shit movie
>hear there's thought provoking commentary so I give it a watch
>can't figure out what the message is supposed to be because it seemed like it was written by a bunch of different people who didn't read what the others wrote
>realize it's just a circlejerk for post-wall roasties who have wasted their lives trying to be a girlboss and are now stuck in a worthless job and with a cat and/or a feminized excuse for a man
>mfw it's an unintentional satire of their mental gymnastics
>Try to emasculate and humiliate Ryan Hosling against his will
>He ends up being the most beloved part of the movie
Greta is quite the stupid one, isn’t she?
IT’S GOSLING
YOU STUPID FRICKING c**t
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Goss' is the hoss
She's a shiksa prostitute who casting couch surfed her way (dating and then starring in films by directors like Joe Swanberg, Woody Allen, and her current husband Noah Baumbach) into becoming a "prestige director" for her narcissistic garbage movies.
Markiplier never said that
finally somebody made it
the message is that wine aunt roasties are gonna usher in ubi.
>unrealistic standards exist for women too GAWHd
lady without some teeth came in with her 4 kids yesterday, the youngest was maybe 3 and she kept running over to the halloween decorations and asking about them.
men will frick, impregnate, and pay for almost any chick who exists.
>how do you know a guy is paying
i read the name on the card they use to pay. doubt any parent named their daughter Gerald
It bothered me that the filmmakers didn't seem to realize or care that you could make an equivalent speech for being a man.
Uh they did though, did you not watch the movie?
Gosling gave a similarly inspiring speech about how men try to do too much which is why they have it hard.
that’s not why we have it hard
Yes it is, chud. If you didn't work so hard to enforce patriarchal standards on women all your problems would go away
they don't realize. they're so wrapped up on their narrative they can't even concieve of a different perspective. I pitty them, honestly. they are prisoners in their own mind.
Why are girls such rude c**ts
they didn’t get to be born men
god clearly loves them less
google penis envy
>i wish i could hit you for your parents
>you’re just making people want to beat you dipshit
>women should be beaten
>if you’re married it’s to a guy because you talk like a flaming queer homosexual
>also men have better control of their emotions
all true femcel
if i put 1+2= 3 and water is wet in greentext next to a picture of a woman does that make it no longer true?
>Word chud unironically gets used
That’s the sign of a top quality thread
Image the kind of person that would even use it unironically
>Have Aspies AND be one of the hottest things alive
It’s not possible, is it?
You have to be masculine, but not overly masculine that it's toxic. And you can never say you want to be manly. You have to say that you embrace your feminine side which is just as powerful... but you still have to be manly. You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's pitiful. You have to be a boss, but you must never tell a woman what to do. You have to make the decisions but you also have to listen to what women want, which they don't know, before you make a decision that will always be wrong. You're supposed to make time for your wife and kids or you're a cold and distant father, but not so much time that it hurts your career, or you're a failure of a provider. You have to be unselfish and think of others, but you can't be too selfless or people will see you as weak. You have to tolerate women's bad behavior, which is insane, but if you point that out, you're accused of being whiny and told to man up. You have to be chivalrous but not so much that it's chauvinistic. You have to be kind to women but not so kind that you're creepy or boring. You're supposed to be strong and confident for women, but not so strong and confident that they feel oppressed or that you make other men angry at you. You have to be romantic and spontaneous but not naive and cringeworthy. You have to take the initiative and make a move without being told to, unless of course your attention is unwanted. Always be grateful for your privilege and feel passively aware that being a man is easier than being a woman. Remember that this is the 21st century and it is time to think of women as equals but also remember that women are oppressed and dis-empowered, so do not think of them as equals. You have to never be too weak or too strong, never be too kind or too cruel, never be afraid or wienery, never be too quiet or too loud. And you must never, ever complain. Because you are a man, everything is easy for you and everything that goes wrong is your fault.
I really wish someone could AI her voice and then make her say all of this instead.
I got you, brother.
Vocaroo for mobile using losers like me?
For you
https://voca.ro/1ncd0yQBRJ1q
Thank you based AI anon
A moment of silence for anons that went/were dragged to go see this in theaters and were met with thunderous applause and screaming when this speech happened.
> it's been several hundred thousand years and women still haven't figured out that you can't please everyone
Imagine having to work a camera while listening to that tripe dozens of times
woman can make the same nag 50 times
WHADDA SHOCK