>don't be so grouchy

>don't be so grouchy
How do you respond without sounding grouchy?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you b***h im not angry im peeved and your peeving me off you dumb b***h f-frick- Fc UFCK FUYCK YOU!!!!!!!! *slobbers on bib*
    *starts sucking on own thumb*

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I get to spend the winter alone in this cool hotel alone with my cute wife? AHHHH I'M GOING INSANE

    wtf was jack's problem?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had a kid with psychic powers, psychic powers that brought black people to him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean
        >a Black person
        >a Black person cook
        ?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      women will whittle away at you constantly until little comments just make you want to smash their head into the wall

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cute
      homie she is ugly as frick, I don't know why Jack even settled for such a woman was the kid a bastard or something in the book?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut it Tyrone

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have responded at all
    I would have bashed her brains in, and that's what nobody did

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kick her right in the c*nt.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aw, you're right, honey. sorry I get so out of sorts sometimes. what would I do without you to ground me? c'mere a second... *smooches*

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have said anything at all, I'd have listened to her, which is what husbands never do to their wives.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry honey, i'm just stressed over not getting my work done and being in this weird hotel for so long.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sorry
      Never apologize to women.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly this. I'd probably tru to frick Shelly in every room before spring and build an amazing snow for with Danny.

      Based wall hole puncher, I recently punched a hole in my gf's bathroom door when she almost broke my linux computer because she was trying to talk to a Mexican and she won't let me live it down.

      >Based wall hole puncher, I recently punched a hole in my gf's bathroom door when she almost broke my linux computer because she was trying to talk to a Mexican and she won't let me live it down.
      I hope this is bait or something.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would correct her that I was not actually grumpy. Perhaps I would correct my willfull son as well.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a few short years, she was the most beautiful woman on the planet.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX
    SEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Climb back into my trash can and tell her to scram

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok honey now bring that little behind here and give me some sugar.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not FRICKING GROUCHY
    >scream
    >punch hole in wall

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based wall hole puncher, I recently punched a hole in my gf's bathroom door when she almost broke my linux computer because she was trying to talk to a Mexican and she won't let me live it down.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ASOONAPOSSIBA?

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No supernatural force on earth would stop me from loving my weird looking wife.
    Jack was his own man, but I'm different.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just you wait until she's finding out about the SUPERnatural force of a black man's cum hitting her womb. Then you'll be mad

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even in the book.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The crappy ABC miniseries from 1997 did her character justice. She was the only good part of that awful adaptation.

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