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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    prostitute

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    name a more blackpilled movie on the true nature of women

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheats
      >steals
      >lies
      Yeah pretty much

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, its so black-pilling knowing money doesn't buy love

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "literally dying is your only value" isn't a much better message

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that money from the diamond could've bought her grandkids alot.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          seemed like she was already rich

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheats
      >steals
      >lies
      Yeah pretty much

      Yep, Cameron made a great film here. The first time you watch it, you get it from the perspective of Rose. You almost root for her line she is a protagonist. Only, you see the whole movie from the perspective of an entitled woman’s point of view, where she seems justified and reasonable in everything she does. It’s only in the second time watching it after you know she destroys a 100 million dollar artifact that she is actually a complete b***h, and from any other character’s perspective, or an objective point of view, she is the real butthole and monster the whole time. The only other film I can recall that did this was Shutter Island

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe god sunk the titanic to teach rose a lesson

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Yep, Cameron made a great film here. The first time you watch it, you get it from the perspective of Rose. You almost root for her line she is a protagonist. Only, you see the whole movie from the perspective of an entitled woman’s point of view, where she seems justified and reasonable in everything she does. It’s only in the second time watching it after you know she destroys a 100 million dollar artifact that she is actually a complete b***h, and from any other character’s perspective, or an objective point of view, she is the real butthole and monster the whole time. The only other film I can recall that did this was Shutter Island

      gone girl and gilmore girls

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got this, stand back: Forest Gump.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HP was actually written by a woman and tells you exactly how they think

      >ideal mate should be a Chad dark triad bully butthole who has a soft spot just for her
      >said bully should be good at sports and everything else, but only through raw talent and not studying since that's nerd shit
      >her male childhood friend should be kept on a platonic leash, with just the barest hint and false promise of sex to keep him around so she has options
      >the Chad bully should win her heart by bullying her childhood friend, aka the timeless mating ritual of proving he's the stronger caveman
      >bully should also expose the dark side of her childhood friend to alleviate her guilt of not choosing him
      >her childhood friend should remain devoted to her for the rest of his life, remaining celibate and protecting her and the bully's offspring

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        grim

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never read those books, what does this mean?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what does this mean?
          Joanne Rowling self insert story

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            who is she, emma watson?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's talking about Harry's mother
          Chad = Harry Potter's dad
          Childhood friend = Snape

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Harry's Dad is portrayed more negatively in the books.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So is Snape. The movie works to redeem his character more than anyone else.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, incel.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        true understanding of the evil nature of women can only be achieved after dating

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          After you're rejected for being autistic and socially moronic you mean.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            projection isn’t healthy, anon

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, you are projecting, autismo. Women are great.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They are great. The Great Satan.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, troony.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you don’t have to sign your posts here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why trannies like yourself are obsessed with incels?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Projection plain and simple. Incel to troon pipeline is real.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. Good thing I'm a sexhaver so I can laugh at incels and trannies alike.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any decent adaptation of Hamlet

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROSE, IF YOU DROP THAT NECKLACE YOU DIE NEXT. I REPEAT. IF YOU DROP THAT NECKLACE - YOU DIE NEXT.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAST IT INTO THE OCEAN

    DESTROY IT

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will do it.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember when that one britney spears song or video referenced this scene. i was really confused as a 13 year old

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to say it but I always thought this was just a meme, but I watched Titanic and the “evil guy” is a perfect gentleman to Rose until she goes and parties with Jack and he throws the dishes on the floor. I would have thrown her fricking overboard. What I’m saying is ultimately it’s on him at that point. Rose is pretty bad either way.
    Playing devil’s advocate with myself, Leo did like Rose for who she was whereas the other guy as kind and gentlemanly as he may have been, was ultimately only interested in her because he knew of her family and thought they, financially and politically, would make a god match. I’m sure he thought she was hot but he didn’t care about knowing about her or anything deeper like that.
    Playing double-agent advocate with myself, Rose’s mother was not in the wrong in any way. She came off selfish, but all her points were completely right. The “evil guy” would have made a perfectly fine and kind and providing if not distant and not intellectually engaging husband and she could have found true love/connection/happiness in her children and also been able to provide them and her whole family with anything, forever.
    Anyway, if there’s even 1 irish body not reduced to a frozen core of rancid, lifeless flotsam drifting amidst a mountain range of icebergs by the end of this thread, I will personally unlock the italian lower decks and allowing them to escape, so what’s it gonna be?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying Jack didn't also see how rich she was and how much of an opportunity it was

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when the ship docks, I'm getting off with you

    but Rose you already got off with him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you shut the frick up

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is worse: Rose or Jenny (Gump)?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jenny by a long shot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jenny never had a chance. Rose has nothing in the way of backstory explaining her evil, she's just the purest distillation of women.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      witnessed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      jenny was gonna let forest frick but he blew his load so rose

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jenny's pretty bad but at least even in the most fricked up interpretation (it's not Forrest's son and she's just grifting so that her kid grows up rich) she's still at least trying to provide for her son because she knows she's dying. Also she clearly did love Forrest in her own way even if she was a huge moronic prostitute; the fact that she was smart enough to try to stay away from him because she recognized that he was a good boy that deserved better wins her some points.
      By contrast Rose literally fricks her family and descendants out of untold millions, for no reason other than that it made her ancient decrepit c**t twitch one last time. But gotta "relive the experience" of cheating on her fiance with some homeless bum that she knew for half a day like 100 years ago I guess.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where was it implied that it was Forest's son?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jenny only ruined the life of a moron and Haley Joel Osment. Rose sunk the Titanic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rose sunk the Titanic.
        based moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          she distracted the look outs in the crows nest

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not to mention she called Astor a microdick homosexual, essentially daring him to go at full steam to regain his honor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jenny's life was essentially rigged from the start. Rose has zero excuses.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Thumbtanic ending erased the real ending from my memory and replaced it. I forgot about this scene completely.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some moron implodes his sub and now we have 10x of these threads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, Titanicposting had already been revving up for months beforehand, almost like a premonition, but yeah now we have them daily but who cares?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        30th anniversary is coming

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So titanicposters polluted the psychosphere and willing the titan incident into reality?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. There was no way God was letting that stupid thing visit the Titanic.
          >Titanicposting is in full swing Mr. Murdoch
          >THROW IT INTO THE FIRE
          >*dudes try to visit the titanic using a 20 year old third party WIRELESS xbox 360 controller to pilot a space ship to visit the TITANIC*
          it was absolutely inevitable, no way they were coming back alive and yeah I’m blaming Cinemaphile

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they should have kept the original ending

    >THAT REALLY SUCKS LADY

    it would have made the movie 11/10

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick that dude could have easily taken it from her and thrown her into the ice water and framed it as a suicide
      divide the sale of the diamond amongst the crew evenly to ensure they keep their mouths shut
      they'd still get millions each, easily

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      just dive in after it you fricking pussy

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are in quarter 3 and there is still no hint of the 4k release....

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what if she drops it into the ocean?

    They know where she dropped it and they have a fricking submarine. Why can't they just dive again and retrieve it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ocean big and deep

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    incels

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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