''Don't let the wall hit you too hard on the way out of your *use air comas* ''tv career'', sweetheart!''
*walks out of the studio*
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''Don't let the wall hit you too hard on the way out of your *use air comas* ''tv career'', sweetheart!''
*chair collapses*
>freeze frame
>We'll Be Right Back
KINO
>Sorry jonah what was that? your mic cut out, can you repeat yourself?
>I'd give you the same warning but I think you have enough cushioning to survive the impact
MORE
GODDAMN
TIME
somebody post the comic
I don't rely on my beauty but my talent to get ahead in the movie industry, unlike you. So there's no wall for me. Only you. I give you 10 years top before the medias turn you down for being too walled to appeal to the male audience. You will be replaced by another young cute intern and everyone will forget you. So you go ahead and laugh sweetheart, let's see how funny your career turn out to be in 10 years from now.
*Jonah walks out*
You sound mad
>I don't rely on my beauty but my talent to get ahead in the movie industry, unlike you. So there's no wall for me. Only you. I give you 10 yea-
>*they cut Jonah's mic*
>Ornella: "Um, sorry Jonah, I guess we're experiencing technical difficulties"
>*audience laughs*
*chair collapses*
>no wall for me
>morphed into Methuselah
>True. I also have the cushioning from my wallet to soften the blow.
>and your big fat ass Jonah
>True, my wiener would be the first thing to hit, and would absorb a lot of the impact.
PLEASE
WE NEED MORE TIME
>Oh yeah? Well speaking of cushions, maybe you should go to the cushion store and get some because you looked a little uncomfortable just now when I said the thing before, Ornella!
*chair collapses*
I'm not even going to read the rest of the thread. Its over for the fat israelite.
>*trips and falls over as he's leaving*
>*farts while he's struggling to get up*
>air commas
Op likes to ensure proper punctuation while speaking
>8 millionth thread on this shitty website trying to make fun of a guy who is worth millions of dollars
Cinemaphile hates jonah because he is a brutally honest reflection of their own shortcomings in life. unattractive, overweight, unappealing to women, etc. the only difference is that jonah was able to work my ass off to become an internationally beloved actor while Cinemaphile sits at home in their mom's basement jerking off all day.
>work my ass off
>beloved internationally
>co actor refuses physical contact
>yeah well what if i fricking killed you stupid fricking b***h you stupid fricking b***h you should stop fricking talking fricking b***h
*chair collapses*
*beats her to death with the broken leg of the chair*
*plays the tuba as jonah waddles away*
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Til the very next day
*Waddles out*
What is an air comma
I'm going to start a talk show, get a chair that only handle 300 lbs then invite him on
*chair collapses*