Tell me you dont know anything about roids without telling me you know nothing about roids
Also if you think strongmen arent juicing you're more delusional than ever
>dude i may have cheated on the test but I also studied really hard
yes, those bodies still take serious work if you're roiding, but you are still fraudulent and deserve no respect
>cheats >t-tards
LMAO you might as well wear an inflatable muscle suit because that's all it is, blown up fake muscles that cannot be sustained without injecting more hormones than ten trannies
?
Do you think you inject some roids and instantly get muscles, anon? Are you stupid?
To be fair it was medically studied by SCIENCE that people who took testosterone and didn't train gained more muscle than the natty ones who trained. So yes, you cheated, didn't do shit and deserve mockery basically
That's pretty much how it works, yes. Will you be show-ready after a few shots of tren? No. Will you look good if you're a fatass who starts dosing despite doing no exercise and continuing to stuff your face? No. But will you gain muscle? Yes.
Mike's approach is the best if you are not on roids. If you are on gear of course you can lift every day since your muscles recover so fast, but if you are natty you need to let your muscles rest
He also encouraged dudes not to be some fricking moronic gymbro and pursue other aspects of life, which I respect
This sudden rise of Menzter dickriding that seems to have popped up in the last few years is very weird since he was a drug addled moron himself and his training method is meme tier horseshit. He also did gay for pay and was such a bootyblasted b***h about losing 1980 he quit and lived the rest of his life a bitter arsehole.
I started incorporating some of his methods in philosophy and methods and it's worked out really well for me. I don't go as extreme as he got with one exercise one day a week or whatever, but upping your intensity and using drop sets are probably better for a lot people.
both extreme high and extreme low volume are moronic for natties. Trying to emulate mentzer's intensity style of training will not work for 99% of people because they aren't taking meth a a preworkout like Mike did. Most people who train don't even know what true failure is they just stop when it burns.
>Most people who train don't even know what true failure is they just stop when it burns.
This. I've been Lifting for a long time, and it was still hard to get used to going to Absolute failure consistently. It looks ugly and you make weird noises and it's hard to keep yourself in that mindset.
>Yes… almost have it, carry the one… e=mc^2 and… I have it! Mike, you crazy son of a b***h you did it, the world’s first negative set. They said it couldn’t be done, they said one set of your 300% 1rm for .3 reps was autistic enough. Wait until they get a load of the negative set, my magnum opus!
they only find the body not attractive to the extent that maintaining it really kills your ability to enjoy life with your gf. Women will absolutely get into bed with you on the basis of your body though, they'll just eventually break up with you if every day it's >no babe I can't eat that, have to safeguard my gains >no babe, I can't hang out with you, gotta go to the gym >no babe, I can't stay out late with you, I gotta sleepmax for my gains
you are supposed to work towards this body if you're single, then let it slip some as you increasingly commit yourself to your GF so you can enjoy your life and time together instead of autistically focusing on the gym to the detriment of close relationships
I've heard girls say this too! 5 inches is literally perfect, nothing wrong with it AT ALL. To further the joke, I'm a grower, not a shower. It's hilarious to me how the people who see my penis in the shower think it is a small penis but when it is erect it actually gets quite large. I just think about them thinking it's small and then literally laugh because that definitely isn't the case. How truly ignorant they are! 5 inches is the average length of a penis (not even taking lying into account). I'm not so small when you consider this bit of information. I have nothing to be ashamed of.
>"women"
sure buddy, have your twink rail you idc but dont give advice to other men about women
all women like muscles, every single one of them (and if they say they dont they lie bec of peer pressure)
the amount is debatable, but brad pitt in fight club is definitely a physique every woman goes nuts for
>brad pitt in fight club is definitely a physique every woman goes nuts for
that's he said, moron. women like toned natty builds better than beefy guys 9 times out of ten. when japs make gay jokes they always have big buff dudes acting like queers as the punchline because that's the crowd that loves roided up guys.
"I start off with curls, that's really good for the biceps." >That's fantastic.
"You workout with weights?" >No, I don't.
"You should."
Why? >"......................."
How do you respond to this without sounding completely assblasted?
No I think I will
ngmi
Roidclowns flaunting their muscles is like nepo kids flaunting their Hollywood career. You didn't work for it.
Tell me you dont know anything about roids without telling me you know nothing about roids
Also if you think strongmen arent juicing you're more delusional than ever
>dude i may have cheated on the test but I also studied really hard
yes, those bodies still take serious work if you're roiding, but you are still fraudulent and deserve no respect
Natty tards coping with mediocrity
>cheats
>t-tards
LMAO you might as well wear an inflatable muscle suit because that's all it is, blown up fake muscles that cannot be sustained without injecting more hormones than ten trannies
To be fair it was medically studied by SCIENCE that people who took testosterone and didn't train gained more muscle than the natty ones who trained. So yes, you cheated, didn't do shit and deserve mockery basically
?
Do you think you inject some roids and instantly get muscles, anon? Are you stupid?
yes idiot that's literally how it works, you outgain a natty when on t while they are doing heavy lifting and you do nothing
It's not magic though. Just look at Jason Genova. The guy was on every kind of roids and looked like total shit
That's pretty much how it works, yes. Will you be show-ready after a few shots of tren? No. Will you look good if you're a fatass who starts dosing despite doing no exercise and continuing to stuff your face? No. But will you gain muscle? Yes.
>Radzikowski getting mogged
Uhh… polish sisters?
Mike's approach is the best if you are not on roids. If you are on gear of course you can lift every day since your muscles recover so fast, but if you are natty you need to let your muscles rest
He also encouraged dudes not to be some fricking moronic gymbro and pursue other aspects of life, which I respect
This sudden rise of Menzter dickriding that seems to have popped up in the last few years is very weird since he was a drug addled moron himself and his training method is meme tier horseshit. He also did gay for pay and was such a bootyblasted b***h about losing 1980 he quit and lived the rest of his life a bitter arsehole.
I started incorporating some of his methods in philosophy and methods and it's worked out really well for me. I don't go as extreme as he got with one exercise one day a week or whatever, but upping your intensity and using drop sets are probably better for a lot people.
>he was a drug addled moron himself
He never claimed he wasn’t. It’s the fake Mattie’s who preach insane volume who are in the wrong.
both extreme high and extreme low volume are moronic for natties. Trying to emulate mentzer's intensity style of training will not work for 99% of people because they aren't taking meth a a preworkout like Mike did. Most people who train don't even know what true failure is they just stop when it burns.
Fair enough, but I would orient natties towards less volume over more volume.
>Most people who train don't even know what true failure is they just stop when it burns.
This. I've been Lifting for a long time, and it was still hard to get used to going to Absolute failure consistently. It looks ugly and you make weird noises and it's hard to keep yourself in that mindset.
consistently going to true failure is moronic
imagine this guy offered you to caress him, I cant imagine anyone, man or woman, declining.
Wrong board
>Yes… almost have it, carry the one… e=mc^2 and… I have it! Mike, you crazy son of a b***h you did it, the world’s first negative set. They said it couldn’t be done, they said one set of your 300% 1rm for .3 reps was autistic enough. Wait until they get a load of the negative set, my magnum opus!
friendly reminder that 90% of women don't find this body type attractive at all
they prefer a lean and toned twink instead of a roided wifebeater
Women?
kek, Cinemaphile in a nutshell
Cinemaphile are homosexuals AND mega simps.
they only find the body not attractive to the extent that maintaining it really kills your ability to enjoy life with your gf. Women will absolutely get into bed with you on the basis of your body though, they'll just eventually break up with you if every day it's
>no babe I can't eat that, have to safeguard my gains
>no babe, I can't hang out with you, gotta go to the gym
>no babe, I can't stay out late with you, I gotta sleepmax for my gains
you are supposed to work towards this body if you're single, then let it slip some as you increasingly commit yourself to your GF so you can enjoy your life and time together instead of autistically focusing on the gym to the detriment of close relationships
so are the blackpill /LULZ/ homosexuals who raid Cinemaphile now also raiding Cinemaphile?
What's the deal with these morons?
i don't raid Cinemaphile, I live here
Just like the majority want a modest pecker, not some huge wiener that'll leave them walking like a newborn deer.
this, women are happier with 5 inches. 7 inches is gross
I've heard girls say this too! 5 inches is literally perfect, nothing wrong with it AT ALL. To further the joke, I'm a grower, not a shower. It's hilarious to me how the people who see my penis in the shower think it is a small penis but when it is erect it actually gets quite large. I just think about them thinking it's small and then literally laugh because that definitely isn't the case. How truly ignorant they are! 5 inches is the average length of a penis (not even taking lying into account). I'm not so small when you consider this bit of information. I have nothing to be ashamed of.
Can confirm. I'm 99% sure that my 7" penis is why I'm a 35 year old virgin.
Newborn deer can walk pretty damn well.
t. spies on pregnant does
>lifting for women
ngmi
>"women"
sure buddy, have your twink rail you idc but dont give advice to other men about women
all women like muscles, every single one of them (and if they say they dont they lie bec of peer pressure)
the amount is debatable, but brad pitt in fight club is definitely a physique every woman goes nuts for
>brad pitt in fight club is definitely a physique every woman goes nuts for
that's he said, moron. women like toned natty builds better than beefy guys 9 times out of ten. when japs make gay jokes they always have big buff dudes acting like queers as the punchline because that's the crowd that loves roided up guys.
why did all men look like Freddy Mercury in the 80s?
>this physique was considered impressive in the pre-covid era
Those are his hip bones.
>never improve
go on get
*claps*
"I start off with curls, that's really good for the biceps."
>That's fantastic.
"You workout with weights?"
>No, I don't.
"You should."
Why?
>"......................."
How do you respond to this without sounding completely assblasted?
Why?
>So I can feel superior to everyone who doesn't lift weights.
Why do you want to be a weak male?
He said
>Without sounding completely assblasted
>Why not?
I hit 3pl8 squat today and feel good about it
all mentzer hate is from roiders and morons
>Mike totally should have won Arnold was out of s-
Mogged
i won't, women don't like it
Most people are probably overtraining and undereating.
Ego lifting, lifting too much volume. Just go hard each set with really good form until or close to failure and you're good.
post body
that's what i thought tubs
"No!"
Was it rigged, /tvfit/bros?
I lifted the weights.
I'm anabolic right now