>gets denied by Galadriel >runs off into his man cave and creates an elaborate plan to get back at her and all other elves/men by enslaving them via the rings of power
Guys will literally do anything to avoid therapy.
Yeah I just don't believe a therapist could say anything that I don't already know or have considered. All the reasons isn't gonna magically make a cure
Oh, and dude, check this out >whoaaaah, sick!
Oh yeah. You know what I made that with? My cruelty, malice and will to dominate all life. Six months, but it was worth it >Yeah man. that's awesome...Whelp, I better get back. Kara wants to go to antiquing today.
What was Sauron doing during the entire LotR plot? He was just looking through his eye? How come the big culminating battle was with the Witch King and not Sauron himself?
In the book Sauron is in physical form in Barad-dur the entire time recuperating. The flaming eye was just a misinterpretation by Peter Jackson, which he admitted to.
Directing things from his adamantium tower. Basically just reading reports, having meetings with generals and cooking up magic to make mount doom spew smoke.
>sauron invites you over to his mancave >ok sure lmao we will probably drink some beers and chill >starts schizo rant about how he is going to take revenge on the world with his homosexual israeliteelry
>Yeah bro, I've been getting really into ringcrafting lately. Really centers me, you know? Heh, gotta do something to keep my mind off...Hey can you grab me a beer?
>*knock knock* Sauron are you forging your own master ring in there?
>uhhh... n-no
>okay you better not
>phew! I think they bought it
>ahem, I'm still here!
It's a forge.
okay so his man cave has a forge.
I bet that anon doesn't even have a forge in his man cave lmao
kek yeah that loser doesn't have a forge!
I definitely have a forge cause I'm a real man with a real man cave
Hell yeah brother. What are you forgin' right now?
nails
I hear those are tough.
hence the phrase, tough as nails
but it's easy for me
I'm not a fallen Maiar of Aule, of course I don't have a forge.
>gets denied by Galadriel
>runs off into his man cave and creates an elaborate plan to get back at her and all other elves/men by enslaving them via the rings of power
Guys will literally do anything to avoid therapy.
>therapy
literal brainwashing to become an unthinking drone towards whatever moronic beliefs your pseudo-int psychologist believes.
Yeah I just don't believe a therapist could say anything that I don't already know or have considered. All the reasons isn't gonna magically make a cure
or they'll just give you pills
This. Therapists are all trying to gangstalk me. They won't get away with it.
Oh, and dude, check this out
>whoaaaah, sick!
Oh yeah. You know what I made that with? My cruelty, malice and will to dominate all life. Six months, but it was worth it
>Yeah man. that's awesome...Whelp, I better get back. Kara wants to go to antiquing today.
What was Sauron doing during the entire LotR plot? He was just looking through his eye? How come the big culminating battle was with the Witch King and not Sauron himself?
>the Witch King and not Sauron himself?
because Sauron couldn't yet take physical form
AKA massive hangover
forgot pic
he drank the vodka
Who doesn’t get violently drunk after a break up? I don’t blame him
He had a physical form. Gollum saw his hand while he was being tortured in Mordor.
That was a Nazgul hand.
In the book Sauron is in physical form in Barad-dur the entire time recuperating. The flaming eye was just a misinterpretation by Peter Jackson, which he admitted to.
What was that misinterpretation based on?
Is their a flaming eye in the books?`
I don't remeber it at all, I need to re-read them.
The books does mention the eye of Sauron, but it was meant to imply his presence throughout Middle Earth. It was metaphorical.
it's more of a metaphor
If Jackson thought this there wouldn't be the deleted scene of Aragorn fighting Sauron.
If I remember right he has no body is and is just kinda floating there in his cave waiting to get the ring back.
Directing things from his adamantium tower. Basically just reading reports, having meetings with generals and cooking up magic to make mount doom spew smoke.
That's not a cave, it's a magma chamber.
it's full of man magma
Never liked Sauron's design from these movies. My only real gripe with the trilogy.
Isn't it pretty much exactly how he's described in the books?
are dwarves the ultimate man cavers?
So this is what dudes do when their best friend is gone & all they have is their solitude. RIP Morgoth.
Every man needs someone. New Order sang about it.
He just needed to follow the will of The One.
Yeah? Well, I think The One fricking sucks!
Freddie doesn't swear.
>sauron invites you over to his mancave
>ok sure lmao we will probably drink some beers and chill
>starts schizo rant about how he is going to take revenge on the world with his homosexual israeliteelry
>Yeah bro, I've been getting really into ringcrafting lately. Really centers me, you know? Heh, gotta do something to keep my mind off...Hey can you grab me a beer?
He's just some autist who likes efficiency, why are we supposed to be scared of him again.