I was the fattest man in this county when I was 25 years old... Hard to believe... Grandfather was a landwhale, father too... Me and him had heart attacks at the same time, him up at Shake Shack and me up here. I think he was pretty full from that. I know I was...
Some of the old time chubsters never even licked the plate. Lot of folks find that hard to believe--Jim Scarborough never licked one, that's the fatter Jim. Gaston Boykins wouldn't lick his fingers up in Comanche County... I always liked to hear about the old-fatters; never missed a chance to do so...
Can't help but compare your BMI against the old-fatters'... Can't help but wonder how they would've operated with these serving sizes...
There's this grubhub driver I sent to the Coney Island at Huntsville here a while back. My order and my delivery... He lost my 14-piece chicken combo bucket. Manager said he thought the boy must've mistakenly confused my order, but he told me there was no mistake to it, told me he'd been planning to give a salad to some fatty for about as long as he could remember, said if they rehired him, he'd do it again... Said he knew he was just stopping me from killing myself--"Eat this! It's just 15 calories..." I don't know what to make of that... I surely don't...
Food you see now it's hard to even take it's measure... It's not that I'm afraid of it--I always knew you had to be willing to eat your greens to even get foodstamps--but I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and eat something I don't store as lipids; a man would have to put his disability status at hazard... He'd have to look down at the numbers on the scale and say, "Okay..."
You stand to eat everything. Call it
What time does the drive-thru close?
>Call it
>call what sir?
>get on the phone and call me a pizza
>so you married into this McDonald's franchise?
>>so you married into this McDonald's franchise?
HAHAHAHAHA can't stop laughing. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>in paris they call it a roayle with cheese
>could you hold your mouth open, please, sir?
>it's simple... we eat the Batman
>it's shrimple
>what business is it of yours where I'm from, lardo?
Was getting takeout part of your diet plan?
Blessed fatty thread.
You don't have to chew this
>eat it
>the genetics don't have no say! it's just you.
Can someone make fat batman please
>If the diet you follow brought you here, of what use was the diet?
>you have any idea how fat you are?
I have the original thread of fat No Country from earlier this year saved. It was frigging EPIC.
I'll give you a taste of that thread...
I was the fattest man in this county when I was 25 years old... Hard to believe... Grandfather was a landwhale, father too... Me and him had heart attacks at the same time, him up at Shake Shack and me up here. I think he was pretty full from that. I know I was...
Some of the old time chubsters never even licked the plate. Lot of folks find that hard to believe--Jim Scarborough never licked one, that's the fatter Jim. Gaston Boykins wouldn't lick his fingers up in Comanche County... I always liked to hear about the old-fatters; never missed a chance to do so...
Can't help but compare your BMI against the old-fatters'... Can't help but wonder how they would've operated with these serving sizes...
There's this grubhub driver I sent to the Coney Island at Huntsville here a while back. My order and my delivery... He lost my 14-piece chicken combo bucket. Manager said he thought the boy must've mistakenly confused my order, but he told me there was no mistake to it, told me he'd been planning to give a salad to some fatty for about as long as he could remember, said if they rehired him, he'd do it again... Said he knew he was just stopping me from killing myself--"Eat this! It's just 15 calories..." I don't know what to make of that... I surely don't...
Food you see now it's hard to even take it's measure... It's not that I'm afraid of it--I always knew you had to be willing to eat your greens to even get foodstamps--but I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and eat something I don't store as lipids; a man would have to put his disability status at hazard... He'd have to look down at the numbers on the scale and say, "Okay..."
Surf or turf. Call it.
Amusing
Why are fat people so inherently funny? The mere sight of them waddling around is hilarious.
it wont be very funny when (you) get fat... And it will happen.
they're like failed humans put on earth for our viewing pleasure
lack of pretensions, glory in inferiority like a jester
>If the diet you follow brought you here, then what was the point of the diet