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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you think this was Tony dying you are literally moronic.
    The cut to black represents the death of our POV, "you" the audience has been killed.
    We are no longer within the same world as Tony.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both can be true

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope. We got an entire monologue from Bobby about how when you die it just suddenly goes black and you don't feel it or notice it. It's so on the nose it amazes people still misinterpret it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, when YOU die.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well I mean most of these are trolls but there's still some people that actually think Tony lives. Baffling

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          baffling, truly flabbergasting and bamboozingly baffled indeed. I am left baffled.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is an autistic misunderstanding of how ambiguity in Cinemaphile works. The point isn't that he died, it's that by all the clues you can assume that he *could* have died but the writer didn't want to leave a solid 100% conclusion. It is a fricking TV show and not real life, the characters lives does not carry on after the cameras stop rolling

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tranime photo
          >false feeling of superiority over obvious truths

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            boring bait, you can do better

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you watched Six Feet Under, you'd know that everyone dies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schitzo take.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      our POV in this scene is AJ actually
      you reveal your own ignorance but not realizing that simple fact
      AJ gets hit with a bullet first, therefore the screen goes black.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the whole show is from the pov of tony, and tony is evil. the show ends with tony but our lives continue, evil has not the last say.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitty bait.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can I join the mafia? Can I just go up to a seedy looking Italian guy and ask if they're hiring?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you have to throw firecrackers at a high-ranking mafioso, that's the way to go about it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could try being a security guard
      thats one way into a mafioso

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last I checked the Italian mafia has been non-existent or a huge joke for decades

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It worked for Mac in its always sunny.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As funny as it sounds the worst they could do is say no. I mean it. No one is getting whacked and no one is swimming with the fishes. They've really fallen off. Getting mobbed up is as pointless as joining the KKK. All the power has been taken from them. I think even Al Queda became a joke after 2013.

      Now if you really want to join a group with power and probably risk death by asking to join? Go up to New Mexico and ask the local cartel. They won't be hard to find. Look for the giant, armed to the teeth, breaking the arm of a child who got caught stealing. They don't give a frick.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Man I don't know how to finish my overdrawn show that's been shit for an entire season now.
    >I keep making disconnected shitty chapters with no real continuity and their plots forgotten immediately in the next chapter.
    >Yeah I showed them gambling and how bad it was for them and then immediately drop that plot line with no consequences LMAO
    >anyway I cant finish the show, I've built no finale buildup l, what do I do?
    >bro just make a stupid war for a few chapters and kill a lot of people then "black screen" on a normal scene, pseudintellectual redditors will talk about it for YEARS.
    >lol good idea

    Last season of the sopranos almost makes the whole retroactively shit. The ending would be fine if last seasons weren't just so utter garbage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      While I feel exactly the same way about it, I also love it in some way

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >protagonist spends three seasons spelling out DEATH CAN GET ME ANYTIME
    >last scene shows death getting him
    >"OH MY GOD WHY SCREEN BLACK IT MUST BE A PROBLEM WITH THE NETWORK"
    Sopranogays are the second worst mentally challenged people in all Cinemaphile, only SiXFeetUndergays are worse
    >show spends 5 years talking about death, dead people and how everybody dies somedie
    >season finale shows characters dying
    >"OH MY GOD SUCH A SMART AND STUNNING FINALE I MUST GO ON REDDIT TO TALK ABOUT IT NOW!"

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >show ends with a song saying don't stop believing
    >morons actually stop believing
    he lives

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cut to black is Noah literally punching Tony's fricking lights out, like he said he would.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zesty homie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watch this teenager grow up
      >gets her v card taking by a literal israelite Black person homosexual
      it's like this character was literally designed to piss off Cinemaphile and the groomers that want to rape meadow.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >having a fantasy about raping a mafia boss' hot teenage daughter is le bad

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I JUST had a dream about a The Boys and Sopranos crossover. It was a tongue and cheek reference scene where Homelander saves the Sopranos crew from "something" and drops them on top of a building in New York. Tony got up in Homelander's face when he tired to intimidate them and he was so impressed he flew away without harming them. I have been watching some clips of The Boys on youtube but how The Sopranos fit in i have no idea. Can't remember any of the lines sadly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds pretty cool, anon.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to think he didn't died and lived happily ever after

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cope. We saw his grave in Many Saints of Newark.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Tony didn't get shot. The restaurant exploded due to a faulty gas leak.

    This was cosmic karma for Tony blowing up Arties restaurant.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GABAGO-

    FIN.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't stop
    >stops
    Bravo Chase, you absolute fricking hack

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