>"Don't touch that book it will corrupt you!". >"Ok".

>"Don't touch that book it will corrupt you!"
[spoiler]>"Ok".
>*Eventually reads the book out of frustration*
>*Gains powers and gets defeated by singing*
>*Is now stuck inside a mirror for eternity*
>"My wife! Help me out of here"
>"Nope, this is the thanks you deserve".
...
[/spoiler]

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but he's a white man so he deserved it.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rosas immediately collapses back into barbarism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering this takes place pre-Snow White, there's at the very least a dark age.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Evil Queen eventually gets her mirror from somewhere

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this canon? is magnifico the mirror mask character?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be a cool twist.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this canon? is magnifico the mirror mask character?

        >he's trapped in the mirror for so many centuries his soul starts to forget what he looked like, or that he was even human

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the citizens were galley slaves within the year

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did a woman write this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Jennifer Lee, who else?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Six different writers wrote this. Unsurprisingly, it’s a mess.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toy story had like 10

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YASS QUEEN
    SLAY

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The writers looked at the script and said "yep, that's fine".

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen the movie, did he threaten to kill anyone with his new powers?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this movie actually pandering to conservatives, according to some critics? Based on what little I know of the plot, it seems the entire movie is a barely-veiled socialist screed, if one simply replaces "wishes" with "money."

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like an old school moral. There is an arbitrary line that everyone knows shouldn't be crossed(using evil magic book) and the moment you do, you're completely irredeemable and deserve whatever date comes your way

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