>Doug got to creampie Patti

>Doug got to creampie Patti

Lucky bastard

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He got to slather her in mayonnaise

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he didn't get with her in real life though. the dude is still fantasizing it after all these years

    >MAJOR COPE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Didnt see the doug movie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        patti was based after a real woman the creator simped over when he was younger. he never got with her and he simps about it to this day. that's what he was getting at.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I normally don't use this meme, but...

        >He doesn't know

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was one of the most pathetic, beta, and cringe things I have ever read, and he voluntarily chose to share that story with the world. Unreal.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was one of the most pathetic, beta, and cringe things I have ever read, and he voluntarily chose to share that story with the world. Unreal.

      qrd?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doug creator who based the show on his life, revels his real life reunion with the real Patti

        >It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’
        >So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.
        >I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?
        >So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
        >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

        http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/09/doug-patti-ending?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Creator of Doug caught back up with the girl who inspired Patti years after Doug and had a mental breakdown when it finally clicked that she'd moved on started a family and he didn't. Oneitis is a hell of a curse.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          source?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile.org

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude, just read the fricking thread and you will see your source.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was one of the most pathetic, beta, and cringe things I have ever read, and he voluntarily chose to share that story with the world. Unreal.

      Doug creator who based the show on his life, revels his real life reunion with the real Patti

      >It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’
      >So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.
      >I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?
      >So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
      >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

      http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/09/doug-patti-ending?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter

      Imagine being The Real Patti, and having to read that creep is trying to make a cartoon about you and him having kids.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dante level of delusional.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mixed race couple
    Cringe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought patti was just tanned?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't matter, they'll seethe about anyone that's slightly brown. And give a pass to people with pale skin even though they're not "white"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you guess what race, Skeeter was anon?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          wop

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will focus on the kids.
    >Doug is a miserable adult who is divorced and wants Patti back.
    >Patti has a boyfriend who Doug finds out about and is furious.
    >The series is about the kids dealing with this shit as well as modern life.
    >They are also somehow awful people.

    There, whole show, its been in development hell ever since they wanted to reboot it as a more edgy adult series with Doug being an alcoholic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, Doug is happily married with the love of his life.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been better and fitting the theme if Doug and Patty didn't get together. Could still pander if Patty's son had a crush on Doug's daughter.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the story of the author getting cucked IRL by real life Patti

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So if Doug got the girl, even when the author said they wouldn't, doesn't that mean he got cucked again in a way?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's Disney's Doug, it's dead on arrival.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it’s the silver skeeter

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doug was one of those shows I knew not to watch even as a kid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I hate watched it

      Like I never fully liked it and Doug was a pussy but still watchable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This for me too. I also skipped As Told By Ginger, but I want to give that one another chance since I watched Smallville and loved the teen drama parts. Think I'm gonna download Dawson's Creek or One Tree Hill next.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always liked As Told By Ginger

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          did you ever get the feeling it was more geared towards girls? I certainly never let it be known I watched it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked as told by ginger the little brother plot lines were pretty cool to watch.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        One Tree Hill is pure '00s kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I hate watched it

      Like I never fully liked it and Doug was a pussy but still watchable

      This for me too. I also skipped As Told By Ginger, but I want to give that one another chance since I watched Smallville and loved the teen drama parts. Think I'm gonna download Dawson's Creek or One Tree Hill next.

      These 90s "Golden Age" cartoons are so grotesque looking. Unironically worse than CalArts

      as a child, i thought this cartoon, and those similar to it, were ugly to look at and unenjoyable. I did not relate to any of the characters or the scenarios presented. In fact, the supposed popularity of these shows are what eventually made me stop watching cartoons all together.

      Now, as an adult divine schitzo, i recognize it as the weak, emasculating race mixing propaganda that it is. Doug is the quintisential white male loser, surronded by more powerful minorities, lusting after the unobtainable mixed race mulato. all roles are reversed, nothing makes sense especially in the context of the 90s. The world of doug is ugly and incoherent. And in hindsight, I suspect its supposed popularity was completely forced and artifical. Doug is not a likable character. His story is not interesting. He's a weirdo that nobody likes, not even in his own show.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >His story is not interesting. He's a weirdo that nobody likes, not even in his own show.
        Just like charlie brown. People liked that show. You're just out of touch.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The show wasn’t just visually ugly either, the main voice is a audio caricature, not nails on chalkboard but disconcerting, like being in a classroom with a bad paint color, but in your ears

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        never found it interesting either. it was part of a wave of intensely ugly cartoons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like no one explicitly liked Doug. It'd come on and you'd go "oh no, it's Doug", and then you'd watch it anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think I hate watched it

      Like I never fully liked it and Doug was a pussy but still watchable

      This for me too. I also skipped As Told By Ginger, but I want to give that one another chance since I watched Smallville and loved the teen drama parts. Think I'm gonna download Dawson's Creek or One Tree Hill next.

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]

      as a child, i thought this cartoon, and those similar to it, were ugly to look at and unenjoyable. I did not relate to any of the characters or the scenarios presented. In fact, the supposed popularity of these shows are what eventually made me stop watching cartoons all together.

      Now, as an adult divine schitzo, i recognize it as the weak, emasculating race mixing propaganda that it is. Doug is the quintisential white male loser, surronded by more powerful minorities, lusting after the unobtainable mixed race mulato. all roles are reversed, nothing makes sense especially in the context of the 90s. The world of doug is ugly and incoherent. And in hindsight, I suspect its supposed popularity was completely forced and artifical. Doug is not a likable character. His story is not interesting. He's a weirdo that nobody likes, not even in his own show.

      I feel like no one explicitly liked Doug. It'd come on and you'd go "oh no, it's Doug", and then you'd watch it anyway.

      such shit opinions. just admit you are zoomers and were too young to have enjoyed it. it was the most high brow kids show.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody likes your show, jim

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet you probably watched gay shit like recess or Hannah montana.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, for me it was pic related and Fillmore

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do not trust people who chose to watch Disney Channel slop when Cartoon network and nickelodeon were available.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not American, my choices were between Super RTL and RTL 2 and whatever they decided to license. Kikagays need not apply.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              My condolences. I guess truly the people offended by nicktoons are foreigners and zoomers.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Listen Consuela, this is an American board we have expectations we are talking to real people here.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I appreciated the effort they put into creating different outfits for the main characters but I imagine that made the budget for the show not viable.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nothing dates this more than tito breaking the fourth wall knocking on your tv and it making a glass sound in the intro.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick? Non-hawaiin rocket power?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some shows just had dogshit artstyles that made me detest them, doug included

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, I hated doug, the voices and artstyle were horrible.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope it's a gritty retelling

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timeless classic comic
      Timeless classic get

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mfw Roger cucked Doug

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s going to lose his mind

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      came to post this
      >Where do you go where I can't follow?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOURE DOUG FUNNY
      YOURE DOUG FUNNY
      YOURE DOUG FUNNY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick, Doug is in highschool? He's in highschool and still fantasizing about being a superhero who wears undies over his pants and a bald around his head?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might be in highschool but it's still a primary school kids show

        The real homies watch Pelswick anyway

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      am i blinded by autism or was old nostagia critic actually funny ?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He definitely had his moments.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the meme where Patti get fricked while she's on the phone with Doug?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doug threads bring out the best of Cinemaphile, I can’t explain it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >concerned about his love, his purpose

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These 90s "Golden Age" cartoons are so grotesque looking. Unironically worse than CalArts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is that 90s cartoons look grotesque on purpose and calarts toons look grotesque due to a lack of talent.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looking grotesque on purpose doesn't make it any better at all.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unironically worse than CalArts
      Objectively wrong opinion, zoomer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The difference is that 90s cartoons look grotesque on purpose and calarts toons look grotesque due to a lack of talent.
      Your judgement is based on the style used by ~~*certain studios*~~

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"El Estudio Judío"

        Every single time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea bro no israeli writers/actors/producers ever had a hand in hannah barbera cartoons

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There were kept under the firm Italo-Hibernian thumb at H-B until recent decades. Klasky-Csupo and other studios had the inmates running the asylum.
          Now go cry to your rabbi about it. Go Hamas

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name 1.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        rugrats is israeli psychedelic kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually love the artsyle of Rugrats and the other shows, however shows like big mouth take it too far

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, they looked grotesque on purpose... because they wanted to psychologically torture your children. the only different between now and then, is the delusional fricks think their ugly style looks 'good' now, but the purpose remains the same.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Subhuman.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed in part.
      Dexters Lab, Johnny Brovo, and Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island were the real golden age.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICKIN ON A TRASH CAN

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHITTING ON A STREETLIGHT!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That fricking got me good. Thanks man I appreciate the laugh.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doug creator who based the show on his life, revels his real life reunion with the real Patti

    >It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’
    >So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.
    >I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?
    >So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
    >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

    http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/09/doug-patti-ending?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And I don't even remember the rest of the evening.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn bro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a cuck for not just saying "no" to her invitation and moving on, but seriously what kind of woman immediately starts bragging about her boobs growing to a male friend in front of her husband? Sounds like the real Patti was probably a b***h that got off on creating conflict between men and cultivating orbiters

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah if reads between the lines, his obsession with her and her inviting him over talking about her boobs and then revealing she’s married, sounds like a b***h who got off on getting men to sink for her. Many such cases.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          bad phone poster

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make a friend on highschool who never shows sexual interest in you so you assume he's a queer or somethings wrong with him. Treat him like a girlfriend cause he's nice & non threatening. Seems standard

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women are usually pretty oblivious but they can smell sexual desire like sharks smell blood in the water. It was 100% intentional, but the Doug creator deserved it for indulging her at all.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Women and girls know if a guy is into them. Even their friends and others will point it out so they're never 100% in the dark.
          The thing is they like having a non-threatening guy friend even if it comes at the cost of stringing him along or ultimately breaking his heart.
          Even Patti in the show made it clear she knew Doug was in love with her but still wanted to keep a friendship because there were benefits to having him as a friend.
          It's pretty fricked up but it's the guy's responsibility to shoot his shot, see where it goes, and end communications if she not into him.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. And to not waste time to women who are otherwise taken or devote to much time to women who are already in relationships. Men only say like 7k words a day when compared to a woman's 20k. He reserves himself for being open with his loved ones. In a man's mind if he's talking alot to a woman then there's something there, there's something to obtain. But women talk 3x more than men about anything and everything. Just talking means fricking nothing to them while it means everything to a man. That's the difference.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Men only say like 7k words a day
              That's like 7000 more than I actually do.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a wife has been home for several hours but waits to start talking about important stuff right when you're about to fall asleep and gets mad that you get annoyed she didn't tell you hours ago

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              What could anybody have to say over the course of a day that needs over 300 words?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Women and girls know if a guy is into them.
            Nothing more cringe inducing than looking back and realizing how obvious you made it too. Like damn, I really thought I was slick

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              And the confession.
              Holy shit I was like in my mid 20s when I finally learned that confessing to a girl is like Shamwow for pussy.
              The whole process is uncomfortable on both sides but the worst part is putting the control in her hands in the most sissy way possible.

              >even if it comes at the cost of stringing him along or ultimately breaking his heart.
              Lol that's not a cost to them, it's a benefit. It gives them an ego boost to know that they can have such a strong effect on a man.

              Worded poorly.
              At the cost of the guy.
              He's the one that loses time and god help him money or resources thinking he's wooing a b***h that wouldn't frick him her pussy was on fire and the only means to smother the flame was for him to penetrate her.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the "confessing your love" schtick is atrocious, I successfully avoided that because I always knew there was no way it can end well (imagine the rejection in these situations, yeesh).
                Honestly always best to tell guys to just go on dates and then roll with whatever their gut tells them is working best. Avoid being a Young Werther with all his sorrows.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >even if it comes at the cost of stringing him along or ultimately breaking his heart.
            Lol that's not a cost to them, it's a benefit. It gives them an ego boost to know that they can have such a strong effect on a man.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah if reads between the lines, his obsession with her and her inviting him over talking about her boobs and then revealing she’s married, sounds like a b***h who got off on getting men to sink for her. Many such cases.

        My ex was like this. She fricked a zoomer and then asked for my opinion on why the guy pumped and dumped her...when she could've asked any of her girl friends. Felt she was just telling me to get a reaction.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly he dodged a bullet. Never date a girl like her

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        clearly embellished story

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the man who was cucked to death

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband'

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oof…

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
      >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So she got implants? Or did her boobs magically grow after senior year of high school? Or was it a ten year elementary school graduation reunion? Do people do stupid shit like that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        having children and breastfeeding them makes the breasts grow.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doug is his cope

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.
      how do you say "it's over" in your favorite language?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        se on ohi

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        finita est

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        終わりだ

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        C'est terminé

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        "shit."

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cabou-se

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        to koniec

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SAYONARA homie

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Se acabó.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        لقد إنتهت

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's one of them innit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Es ist vorbei

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bonus points: the husband is like an uglier version of you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel this was almost me but they broke off their engagement eventually.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha
        happened to someone I know
        demented prostitutes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
      >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is on the same level as the guy who had a girl madly in love with him write her phone number in his yearbook, and he didn't realize until like 10 years later.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kwab doesn't even cover it, Jesus Christ

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I might be autistic incel loser, but I will never be THIS pathetic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel so fricking bad for him. Hopefully he found love later.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He become rich from the show, if not very well off, if a man with money cant land a women, he never will land a women

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even if he got married, he is 100% thinking about his oneitis and "what could've been" nearly everyday.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He is married and has to kids according to Wikipedia

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            That is probably true for many, many people, even if you're in a loving marrige or relationship, you will think of the one who got away, sad fact of life is even if your happy with someone the odds are there is someone out there who's even better for you.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt it. The only cringe thing about the story is that he shared it with the public. I doubt the real woman's name is even Patti. A normal person would have moved on after finding out she was married, and for all we know, he did.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Considering this show is getting made, he didn't

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                He moved on from the girl, not from the only career success he has had.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They age progressed them and apparently Patti is chasing after Doug after she is ready to settle down after years are partying.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                please give her a black child or 2 before settling down with Doug.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doug is married and happy, and is on a mission to break up the family and get doug back

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on the guy. I was that guy in high school and thought about my puppy love sweetheart often for a year or two after we graduated and moved away, but 15 years later I don't remember her face nor do I care about her. I would guess though that you may be right since this dude was still smitten after a DECADE of not talking to her.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I still remember my first love 40 years later.
              remember all the others too, but you likely have a shit memory while I have a good one

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                We know you remember, Doug, that's what we're talking about.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would have wanted even if she always stayed flatty patti. instead, she's with that jerk who didn't even make a cartoon about her.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has a wife and 2 kids so he ended up alright

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cucked

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I get it but i wouldn't tell people. I still dream about that asian girl i feel for in high school, i looked her up and she married some asian lawyer. Good for her to be honest.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IF IT AIN'T MY OLD PAL FUNNIE!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ROGER! YOU SLY DOG!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ what the frick made him think this was appropriate to share with the world mao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        a warning to future dougs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.
      Been there done that i have never experienced pain worse and I had a wild bear nearly kill me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and I had a wild bear nearly kill me.
        Yo, do share the story.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be me
          >wild bear nearly kills me

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            sounds gnarly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the bear cucked you what

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume this happened what in the late 90's? Today you cannjust google her name, she is a woman so she obviously has social media, see her status as married and ghost het

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I think a lot of guys who had crushes have to come to this reality. The girls you're madly in love with forget about you and move on. They were part of your world due to being enamored but you were never really part of theirs.
      It's why you never try to change for a girl either.
      It why I tell guys If you want to lose weight, or get in shape never do it for a girl. Never use a girl you're crushing on as your motivator because 99.9% of the time. They don't care.
      I've seen too many friends try to better themselves for the sake of a b***h but then when she doesn't care they go back to being their worst selves.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I made the classic mistake, did it for the girl lol, but I stick to the regime and healthy habits even after finding out she was taken so honestly it hasn't been all bad. Now I run, bike, lift 1/1.5/3/3.5 pl8s, socialize more, etc.
        I still worry about Gatsbymaxxing and not letting go of her, but overall my life has improved anyway so eventually I'll just forget her entirely and be left with good results.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“Meanwhile, Doug has this friend of his, a girl, who he’s always pouring his heart out to about how [Patti’s] killing him,” Jinkins continues. “And naturally, I guess maybe it’s a little predictable, but that’s the one. That’s the one he’s comfortable enough to bear his soul to in his next phase of life, that he discovers he’s in love with and didn’t even know it. My guess is that it would be something like that.”
      His ideas are fricking awful.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
      Been there. I cut full contact immediately after. We hadn't spoken for 9 years before this. I should have never fallen for it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the only dignified thing to do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey Doug want to meet my family?
      Was that so fricking hard you b***h? The truth is she did that on purpose. She reveled in the fact that she was crushing his soul and he was powerless to stop it. I mean what kind of prostitute of a wife uses a joke about being flat as an excuse to tease him with her breasts, only to follow up with the married with kids bomb. Jesus fricking christ and women wonder why men don't bother trying

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, she had no idea that this moronic incel would day dream about her for his whole life

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have sex

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She thought this loser would've moved on and had sex like a normal person.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they always used to call me Flatty Patti
      This doesn't sound like a quality female that was worth fantasizing over and building your life's work around.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was probably a major wiener-tease.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is depressing enough to make me actually feel grateful for being a shut-in with no social contacts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are so damn evil

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      brutal but men

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She could have told him from the very beginning

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But then she wouldn't have been able to twist the screws on someone she knew years ago.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit. I weep for people who actually experience shit like this lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how guys fall so hard for women. The world's full of girls and you think you just so happened to go grow up in the same town as the best one suitable for you? And he knew her when they were teenagers. Teenage You and Teenage Her don't even exist anymore. I've met a lot of cute girls, a lot of pretty girls, a lot of funny girls, a lot of kind girls, but I've never had this kind of obsession before and can't relate to it at all.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because we were supposed to pair bond for life like humans.
        modern society has been ruined and Blackfied so you're supposed to rotate through a hundred people and then settle for one you have no feelings for

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No we aren't. Not biologically. We're designed to form small groups that are 60 to 70 percent female and raise our children within that group. Monogamous pairings are a capitalist construction that purveys women as commodities.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Monogamous pairings are a capitalist construction
            kek, every racial group came up with monogamous marriage but you think it's not natural.
            Okay.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut the frick up homosexual.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because we're biologically programmed to.

          You're right, but it doesn't make sense to fall in love with someone you went to school with. For one, neither historically or today, is it common for people of the same age to have successful marriages. Almost always the man is older. Secondly, the most successful couples are as genetically related as third cousins. That's not a lot, but it is something. How many people in your town do you think are that genetically related to you? Almost none of them were even the same ethnicity as me. We live in a multiracial world now, "people like you" are scattered all over the planet. And personally, I don't think there's any girl out there compatible enough for me; if there somehow is, I'm never gonna' meet her.

          I imagine relating to concepts like love and commitment are hard for you to understand given that you're a homosexual and all

          I love women. Especially 2D ones.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Especially 2D ones.

            You're a chad then, I apologize for the mistake

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because we're biologically programmed to.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        your dad left your mom when you were a child. admit it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine relating to concepts like love and commitment are hard for you to understand given that you're a homosexual and all

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can relate partially because I have experienced love at first sight.
        It's a feeling that can't be explained but it's not something you get with just any other girl.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Confirmed unable to Dantemaxx
        Jokes aside, some dudes are just programmed that way and others are not.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I started having involuntary crushes all the time since kindergarten that would last for a month. As I got older and started making moves to get with the crush I started to understand the patterns that fuel or kill such obsessions. It's definitely involuntary to a large extent and if you can't have her it will take two weeks to a month for that shit to die sometimes. If you have to keep seeing her it can be real bad.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >two weeks to a month
          If only it was that short
          t. Freshly recovered from approx 3 year Oneitis

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well that's different. I had one of those. I think most of the pain after I cut contact came from me judging myself for having been so beta.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh there's definitely that too. My case is simply that she was taken, but even then if I'm honest with myself nothing would've come from it anyway because I was an inactive b***h.
              Learned my lesson though, later had fun spending time with another girl and travelling around with her, I think that experience finally made me a proper adult man about these things.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you want to come over ? 😉 check out my breasts, married btw

      Jesus lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know anything about this show or these people, but I do know that's an all time c**t move on Patti's part. She deliberately withheld that she was married and that her husband would be at the dinner.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her pussy would have been so wet crushing him like that
      Women can be sadistic for sexual reasons
      I know, I am trans btw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thanks for the invite, bye
      Honestly, do you want to be friends with this b***h? Being friends with women is pathetic, just separate entirely, leave without saying anything. It's done, I don't want anything to do with this situation or how I feel about it. Bye and bye.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She did nothing wrong. He's a coward homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      im a 90's kid that grew up watching Doug and this story parallels my own life except for the fact that I am married and my 'patti' just has a boyfriend

      this hit really hard right in the feels

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're married then who tf cares?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look at my breasts, btw I'm married

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my hu-
      >AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
      >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brutal

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the fruits of oneitist

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
      >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hate women, simple as.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doug Jr. You don’t need to think about that girl at school or jerk off not when old Mr. Dink lives next door.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remakes
    >reboots
    >sequels

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the kids will have the surname Funnie-Mayonnaise because Doug is a cuck

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Over the years I have accepted Doug is just an inferior Hey Arnold. Doug was good for Nickelodeon, then Hey Arnold came out and rendered it obsolete.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Essentially, it was a slice of life kids cartoon right after all the 80s action figure cartoons and wacky movie tie in cartoons and stuff. It’s not great but it paved the way for better stuff like Hey Arnold, Ed Edd and Eddy, or Recess.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if I watch Doug now, it's just for the Mr Dink scenes and nothing else.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone knows that when Spinelli graduated highschool she joined the Marines and died in the Battle of Fallujah

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Arnold is good but it's extremely israeli as well
      >Tikkun Olam morality (Arnold is there to "fix the world")
      >Harold's family are ultra israelites
      >multiple episodes with the neighborhood rabbi and synagogue
      Even down to the little things
      >Helga Pataki
      >Hungarian and israeli: variant of Pataky . This form of the surname is also found in Slovakia Serbia and Croatia.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess Doug walked so Hey Arnold could run. I'm not saying Doug was a bad cartoon; just sort of average in the early days of Nickelodeon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't Harold's parents butchers too?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are just "NYC" caricatures you moron.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey Arnold was great. I'll never forget the Vietnam War Christmas episode

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He had a glowie living in his grand pa's apartment

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So fricking kino

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will Doug's sister be in it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No she was a 90's version of an SJW, she would be ruined and fricking annoying today

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if I ejaculated up her rectum once a day for two months solid, there would have been a pint of semen in her arse.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't see that coming

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney's Doug

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"It's STEPfather actually..."
    >Roger is the biodad who left
    >Porkchop is the boyfriend
    >Doug is the husband

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    his sister subconsciously determined my taste in women before I was even conscious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, unfortunately it didn't make chicks like that kind of losers like doug/me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        make chicks that look like her into losers*
        I need to sleep

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the prequel special to the new show already aired

    %3D

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will we finally learn what the Doug button does?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it dougs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >heres your controller bro

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just Doug Faster loser.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doug and Patti Mayonnaise
    did the cuck take her last name?

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >universe filled with characters in a rainbow of wild and wacky colours across the whole rainbow
    >title character is unambiguously white, not even tanned white, the slight pink white of genuine white people
    hmmmmm

    >there are no dark brown characters, the darkest is Patti and everyone agrees she's just tanned or at worst Latina
    HMMMMMMMMMM

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the coloreds were obviously Black folk, especially skeeter

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        /misc/ has rotted your brain

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patti seems like the kind of girl that would be fun to rape

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 the kids are patti's from a previous relationship and doug just legally adopted them
    for a massive basedcuck like him, I could totally see something like that happening

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shows creator never got to cream pie the real life patti. Totally lame
    Should have had her married to someone else and get divorced and now Doug gets sloppy seconds and has to raise someone’ else’s kids

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid I hated Doug, because he was such a wimp. And he wasn’t even interesting like a smart Nerd. So I always tried to avoid watching it when it came on.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d rather watch pepper Anne

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so ist skeeter supposed to be a Black person?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one is nostalgic for doug. Stop making sequels for things no one asked for!!!!!

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently even Porkchop got to bone.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dear journal...
    >I spent the better part of my Friday evening watching Patti drink half my liquor cabinet before she went out clubbing with Tyrone. After they came home, I prepped Patti's bull and spent the rest of the weekend hearing their guttural moans and grunts as he plunded her through the mattress while I dusted off the ol' N64 for a fun filled weekend of StarFox.
    >Roger cut my hours at Wal-Mart again and told me if I show up to the office costume party dressed as Quailman, he's going to writr me up for review. That Roger...one of these days I'm going to give him a piece of my mind and say a man his age shouldn't have broccoli-hair becuase its as lame as the buzzcut he had when we were younger
    >Patti's packing her bags for her and Jamal and Tyrese's trip to Jamaica for photoshoots. I'm not sure when she'll be coming back, but she thawed out 4 packets of frozen hotdogs for me in the sink and gave me back my Mountain Dew priveleges while she's away, so far out, I guess.
    >After I drop Patti and her friends off at the airport, I'm going to catch up with Skeeter on Skype. His 3rd stunt in rehab is coming to an end soon; I'm just glad he got back on his feet after 3 years in prison for stealing cable. I hope his dog-walking business pans out.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      9/10

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. So he has a good life

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way does Roger end up managing a Walmart, he'd be at least regional.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't Roger rich as shit, and had a talent for art too?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    skeeter is the real father

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every episode of this cartoon always felt like an /LULZ/ cringe story before I ever even knew what /LULZ/ or cringe was.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the creator of the show is /LULZ/ incarnate

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OOOOOOH EEEEE OOOOOOH
    >KILLER TOFU

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I NEED MO ALLOWANCE

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope whoever came up with this idea gets the worst kind of cancer.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patti was only friends with Doug because she felt bad for him.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doug was such an horrible show.

    betacuck fantasy.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember watching this show as a kid but i cannot remember a single specific episode or any plot lines

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it that fricking hard to make new shows for you zoomers?

    What demographic is DOUG 2024 aimed at anyway? Some fat bald 45 year old with a wife and kids and bad back wistfully thinking about how he used to sort-of-ehhh-kinda like watching Doug because Ren and Stimpy kept airing the same 3 episodes on Snick in 1996?

    Who watches this shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it that fricking hard to make new shows for you zoomers?
      Zoomers are a lost market they are trying to nostalgia to draw in older crowds im hopes they show gen alpha the show and hook them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the fault of zoomers that the previous generations just keep rebooting shit from their own childhoods.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Principal Buttsavage still alive

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PISSIN ON MY BANJO

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Doug as a kid would always stress me out because every minor issue would be blown up to this massive fricking problem in his head. I guess I had the same tendencies as a kid so the show just reinforced it.

    Looking back at it almost pisses me off because of how much of a homosexual Doug is.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doug's kid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      MY WIFE'S SON

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised Nick didn't buy back Doug, considering Disney done nothing with him and he's more marketable as part of the Nicktoons branding.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    dooouuuugggg, i wanna get raped by black lives matter activists so i can get an abortion

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doug got to creampie Patti

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It should be Doug x Connie or Bebe
    Patti is a terrible character

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOUGLAS YANCY FUNNIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR PENIS?!

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seinfeld reboot CONFIRMED!

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino incoming

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Doug's wife's children lmao amiright

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney Greed uncucked Doug
    Is this like when the villian saves the day by mistake?

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    IS JIM INVOLVED

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Doug with a passion. Not for anything personal, I just literally cannot stand him, if he existed in real life I would want to make his life a living hell. If this shit is for real I'm going to be really pissed off.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >creampie Patti
    They don't call her Mayonnaise for nothin

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The kids all look like Roger and Skeeter.

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when doug wore a talking heads big suit

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIMME THAT GREEN Black person wiener YOU BLUEBERRY APE

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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