patti was based after a real woman the creator simped over when he was younger. he never got with her and he simps about it to this day. that's what he was getting at.
Doug creator who based the show on his life, revels his real life reunion with the real Patti
>It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’ >So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available. >I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right? >So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’ >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
Creator of Doug caught back up with the girl who inspired Patti years after Doug and had a mental breakdown when it finally clicked that she'd moved on started a family and he didn't. Oneitis is a hell of a curse.
That was one of the most pathetic, beta, and cringe things I have ever read, and he voluntarily chose to share that story with the world. Unreal.
Doug creator who based the show on his life, revels his real life reunion with the real Patti
>It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’ >So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available. >I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right? >So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’ >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
It will focus on the kids. >Doug is a miserable adult who is divorced and wants Patti back. >Patti has a boyfriend who Doug finds out about and is furious. >The series is about the kids dealing with this shit as well as modern life. >They are also somehow awful people.
There, whole show, its been in development hell ever since they wanted to reboot it as a more edgy adult series with Doug being an alcoholic.
This for me too. I also skipped As Told By Ginger, but I want to give that one another chance since I watched Smallville and loved the teen drama parts. Think I'm gonna download Dawson's Creek or One Tree Hill next.
Like I never fully liked it and Doug was a pussy but still watchable
This for me too. I also skipped As Told By Ginger, but I want to give that one another chance since I watched Smallville and loved the teen drama parts. Think I'm gonna download Dawson's Creek or One Tree Hill next.
These 90s "Golden Age" cartoons are so grotesque looking. Unironically worse than CalArts
as a child, i thought this cartoon, and those similar to it, were ugly to look at and unenjoyable. I did not relate to any of the characters or the scenarios presented. In fact, the supposed popularity of these shows are what eventually made me stop watching cartoons all together.
Now, as an adult divine schitzo, i recognize it as the weak, emasculating race mixing propaganda that it is. Doug is the quintisential white male loser, surronded by more powerful minorities, lusting after the unobtainable mixed race mulato. all roles are reversed, nothing makes sense especially in the context of the 90s. The world of doug is ugly and incoherent. And in hindsight, I suspect its supposed popularity was completely forced and artifical. Doug is not a likable character. His story is not interesting. He's a weirdo that nobody likes, not even in his own show.
>His story is not interesting. He's a weirdo that nobody likes, not even in his own show.
Just like charlie brown. People liked that show. You're just out of touch.
The show wasn’t just visually ugly either, the main voice is a audio caricature, not nails on chalkboard but disconcerting, like being in a classroom with a bad paint color, but in your ears
Like I never fully liked it and Doug was a pussy but still watchable
This for me too. I also skipped As Told By Ginger, but I want to give that one another chance since I watched Smallville and loved the teen drama parts. Think I'm gonna download Dawson's Creek or One Tree Hill next.
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as a child, i thought this cartoon, and those similar to it, were ugly to look at and unenjoyable. I did not relate to any of the characters or the scenarios presented. In fact, the supposed popularity of these shows are what eventually made me stop watching cartoons all together.
Now, as an adult divine schitzo, i recognize it as the weak, emasculating race mixing propaganda that it is. Doug is the quintisential white male loser, surronded by more powerful minorities, lusting after the unobtainable mixed race mulato. all roles are reversed, nothing makes sense especially in the context of the 90s. The world of doug is ugly and incoherent. And in hindsight, I suspect its supposed popularity was completely forced and artifical. Doug is not a likable character. His story is not interesting. He's a weirdo that nobody likes, not even in his own show.
I feel like no one explicitly liked Doug. It'd come on and you'd go "oh no, it's Doug", and then you'd watch it anyway.
such shit opinions. just admit you are zoomers and were too young to have enjoyed it. it was the most high brow kids show.
What the frick, Doug is in highschool? He's in highschool and still fantasizing about being a superhero who wears undies over his pants and a bald around his head?
>The difference is that 90s cartoons look grotesque on purpose and calarts toons look grotesque due to a lack of talent.
Your judgement is based on the style used by ~~*certain studios*~~
There were kept under the firm Italo-Hibernian thumb at H-B until recent decades. Klasky-Csupo and other studios had the inmates running the asylum.
Now go cry to your rabbi about it. Go Hamas
yeah, they looked grotesque on purpose... because they wanted to psychologically torture your children. the only different between now and then, is the delusional fricks think their ugly style looks 'good' now, but the purpose remains the same.
Doug creator who based the show on his life, revels his real life reunion with the real Patti
>It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’ >So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available. >I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right? >So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’ >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
He's a cuck for not just saying "no" to her invitation and moving on, but seriously what kind of woman immediately starts bragging about her boobs growing to a male friend in front of her husband? Sounds like the real Patti was probably a b***h that got off on creating conflict between men and cultivating orbiters
Yeah if reads between the lines, his obsession with her and her inviting him over talking about her boobs and then revealing she’s married, sounds like a b***h who got off on getting men to sink for her. Many such cases.
Make a friend on highschool who never shows sexual interest in you so you assume he's a queer or somethings wrong with him. Treat him like a girlfriend cause he's nice & non threatening. Seems standard
Women are usually pretty oblivious but they can smell sexual desire like sharks smell blood in the water. It was 100% intentional, but the Doug creator deserved it for indulging her at all.
Women and girls know if a guy is into them. Even their friends and others will point it out so they're never 100% in the dark.
The thing is they like having a non-threatening guy friend even if it comes at the cost of stringing him along or ultimately breaking his heart.
Even Patti in the show made it clear she knew Doug was in love with her but still wanted to keep a friendship because there were benefits to having him as a friend.
It's pretty fricked up but it's the guy's responsibility to shoot his shot, see where it goes, and end communications if she not into him.
Exactly. And to not waste time to women who are otherwise taken or devote to much time to women who are already in relationships. Men only say like 7k words a day when compared to a woman's 20k. He reserves himself for being open with his loved ones. In a man's mind if he's talking alot to a woman then there's something there, there's something to obtain. But women talk 3x more than men about anything and everything. Just talking means fricking nothing to them while it means everything to a man. That's the difference.
>Men only say like 7k words a day
That's like 7000 more than I actually do.
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>it's a wife has been home for several hours but waits to start talking about important stuff right when you're about to fall asleep and gets mad that you get annoyed she didn't tell you hours ago
>Women and girls know if a guy is into them.
Nothing more cringe inducing than looking back and realizing how obvious you made it too. Like damn, I really thought I was slick
And the confession.
Holy shit I was like in my mid 20s when I finally learned that confessing to a girl is like Shamwow for pussy.
The whole process is uncomfortable on both sides but the worst part is putting the control in her hands in the most sissy way possible.
>even if it comes at the cost of stringing him along or ultimately breaking his heart.
Lol that's not a cost to them, it's a benefit. It gives them an ego boost to know that they can have such a strong effect on a man.
Worded poorly.
At the cost of the guy.
He's the one that loses time and god help him money or resources thinking he's wooing a b***h that wouldn't frick him her pussy was on fire and the only means to smother the flame was for him to penetrate her.
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Yeah the "confessing your love" schtick is atrocious, I successfully avoided that because I always knew there was no way it can end well (imagine the rejection in these situations, yeesh).
Honestly always best to tell guys to just go on dates and then roll with whatever their gut tells them is working best. Avoid being a Young Werther with all his sorrows.
>even if it comes at the cost of stringing him along or ultimately breaking his heart.
Lol that's not a cost to them, it's a benefit. It gives them an ego boost to know that they can have such a strong effect on a man.
Yeah if reads between the lines, his obsession with her and her inviting him over talking about her boobs and then revealing she’s married, sounds like a b***h who got off on getting men to sink for her. Many such cases.
My ex was like this. She fricked a zoomer and then asked for my opinion on why the guy pumped and dumped her...when she could've asked any of her girl friends. Felt she was just telling me to get a reaction.
>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’ >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
So she got implants? Or did her boobs magically grow after senior year of high school? Or was it a ten year elementary school graduation reunion? Do people do stupid shit like that?
>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’ >And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
This shit is on the same level as the guy who had a girl madly in love with him write her phone number in his yearbook, and he didn't realize until like 10 years later.
That is probably true for many, many people, even if you're in a loving marrige or relationship, you will think of the one who got away, sad fact of life is even if your happy with someone the odds are there is someone out there who's even better for you.
I doubt it. The only cringe thing about the story is that he shared it with the public. I doubt the real woman's name is even Patti. A normal person would have moved on after finding out she was married, and for all we know, he did.
Depends on the guy. I was that guy in high school and thought about my puppy love sweetheart often for a year or two after we graduated and moved away, but 15 years later I don't remember her face nor do I care about her. I would guess though that you may be right since this dude was still smitten after a DECADE of not talking to her.
I get it but i wouldn't tell people. I still dream about that asian girl i feel for in high school, i looked her up and she married some asian lawyer. Good for her to be honest.
I assume this happened what in the late 90's? Today you cannjust google her name, she is a woman so she obviously has social media, see her status as married and ghost het
Yeah, I think a lot of guys who had crushes have to come to this reality. The girls you're madly in love with forget about you and move on. They were part of your world due to being enamored but you were never really part of theirs.
It's why you never try to change for a girl either.
It why I tell guys If you want to lose weight, or get in shape never do it for a girl. Never use a girl you're crushing on as your motivator because 99.9% of the time. They don't care.
I've seen too many friends try to better themselves for the sake of a b***h but then when she doesn't care they go back to being their worst selves.
I made the classic mistake, did it for the girl lol, but I stick to the regime and healthy habits even after finding out she was taken so honestly it hasn't been all bad. Now I run, bike, lift 1/1.5/3/3.5 pl8s, socialize more, etc.
I still worry about Gatsbymaxxing and not letting go of her, but overall my life has improved anyway so eventually I'll just forget her entirely and be left with good results.
>“Meanwhile, Doug has this friend of his, a girl, who he’s always pouring his heart out to about how [Patti’s] killing him,” Jinkins continues. “And naturally, I guess maybe it’s a little predictable, but that’s the one. That’s the one he’s comfortable enough to bear his soul to in his next phase of life, that he discovers he’s in love with and didn’t even know it. My guess is that it would be something like that.”
His ideas are fricking awful.
>And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
Been there. I cut full contact immediately after. We hadn't spoken for 9 years before this. I should have never fallen for it.
>Hey Doug want to meet my family?
Was that so fricking hard you b***h? The truth is she did that on purpose. She reveled in the fact that she was crushing his soul and he was powerless to stop it. I mean what kind of prostitute of a wife uses a joke about being flat as an excuse to tease him with her breasts, only to follow up with the married with kids bomb. Jesus fricking christ and women wonder why men don't bother trying
>they always used to call me Flatty Patti
This doesn't sound like a quality female that was worth fantasizing over and building your life's work around.
I don't understand how guys fall so hard for women. The world's full of girls and you think you just so happened to go grow up in the same town as the best one suitable for you? And he knew her when they were teenagers. Teenage You and Teenage Her don't even exist anymore. I've met a lot of cute girls, a lot of pretty girls, a lot of funny girls, a lot of kind girls, but I've never had this kind of obsession before and can't relate to it at all.
because we were supposed to pair bond for life like humans.
modern society has been ruined and Blackfied so you're supposed to rotate through a hundred people and then settle for one you have no feelings for
No we aren't. Not biologically. We're designed to form small groups that are 60 to 70 percent female and raise our children within that group. Monogamous pairings are a capitalist construction that purveys women as commodities.
You're right, but it doesn't make sense to fall in love with someone you went to school with. For one, neither historically or today, is it common for people of the same age to have successful marriages. Almost always the man is older. Secondly, the most successful couples are as genetically related as third cousins. That's not a lot, but it is something. How many people in your town do you think are that genetically related to you? Almost none of them were even the same ethnicity as me. We live in a multiracial world now, "people like you" are scattered all over the planet. And personally, I don't think there's any girl out there compatible enough for me; if there somehow is, I'm never gonna' meet her.
I imagine relating to concepts like love and commitment are hard for you to understand given that you're a homosexual and all
I can relate partially because I have experienced love at first sight.
It's a feeling that can't be explained but it's not something you get with just any other girl.
I started having involuntary crushes all the time since kindergarten that would last for a month. As I got older and started making moves to get with the crush I started to understand the patterns that fuel or kill such obsessions. It's definitely involuntary to a large extent and if you can't have her it will take two weeks to a month for that shit to die sometimes. If you have to keep seeing her it can be real bad.
Oh there's definitely that too. My case is simply that she was taken, but even then if I'm honest with myself nothing would've come from it anyway because I was an inactive b***h.
Learned my lesson though, later had fun spending time with another girl and travelling around with her, I think that experience finally made me a proper adult man about these things.
I don't know anything about this show or these people, but I do know that's an all time c**t move on Patti's part. She deliberately withheld that she was married and that her husband would be at the dinner.
>thanks for the invite, bye
Honestly, do you want to be friends with this b***h? Being friends with women is pathetic, just separate entirely, leave without saying anything. It's done, I don't want anything to do with this situation or how I feel about it. Bye and bye.
im a 90's kid that grew up watching Doug and this story parallels my own life except for the fact that I am married and my 'patti' just has a boyfriend
Essentially, it was a slice of life kids cartoon right after all the 80s action figure cartoons and wacky movie tie in cartoons and stuff. It’s not great but it paved the way for better stuff like Hey Arnold, Ed Edd and Eddy, or Recess.
Hey Arnold is good but it's extremely israeli as well >Tikkun Olam morality (Arnold is there to "fix the world") >Harold's family are ultra israelites >multiple episodes with the neighborhood rabbi and synagogue
Even down to the little things >Helga Pataki >Hungarian and israeli: variant of Pataky . This form of the surname is also found in Slovakia Serbia and Croatia.
>universe filled with characters in a rainbow of wild and wacky colours across the whole rainbow >title character is unambiguously white, not even tanned white, the slight pink white of genuine white people
hmmmmm
>there are no dark brown characters, the darkest is Patti and everyone agrees she's just tanned or at worst Latina
HMMMMMMMMMM
>inb4 the kids are patti's from a previous relationship and doug just legally adopted them
for a massive basedcuck like him, I could totally see something like that happening
The shows creator never got to cream pie the real life patti. Totally lame
Should have had her married to someone else and get divorced and now Doug gets sloppy seconds and has to raise someone’ else’s kids
As a kid I hated Doug, because he was such a wimp. And he wasn’t even interesting like a smart Nerd. So I always tried to avoid watching it when it came on.
>Dear journal... >I spent the better part of my Friday evening watching Patti drink half my liquor cabinet before she went out clubbing with Tyrone. After they came home, I prepped Patti's bull and spent the rest of the weekend hearing their guttural moans and grunts as he plunded her through the mattress while I dusted off the ol' N64 for a fun filled weekend of StarFox. >Roger cut my hours at Wal-Mart again and told me if I show up to the office costume party dressed as Quailman, he's going to writr me up for review. That Roger...one of these days I'm going to give him a piece of my mind and say a man his age shouldn't have broccoli-hair becuase its as lame as the buzzcut he had when we were younger >Patti's packing her bags for her and Jamal and Tyrese's trip to Jamaica for photoshoots. I'm not sure when she'll be coming back, but she thawed out 4 packets of frozen hotdogs for me in the sink and gave me back my Mountain Dew priveleges while she's away, so far out, I guess. >After I drop Patti and her friends off at the airport, I'm going to catch up with Skeeter on Skype. His 3rd stunt in rehab is coming to an end soon; I'm just glad he got back on his feet after 3 years in prison for stealing cable. I hope his dog-walking business pans out.
Is it that fricking hard to make new shows for you zoomers?
What demographic is DOUG 2024 aimed at anyway? Some fat bald 45 year old with a wife and kids and bad back wistfully thinking about how he used to sort-of-ehhh-kinda like watching Doug because Ren and Stimpy kept airing the same 3 episodes on Snick in 1996?
>Is it that fricking hard to make new shows for you zoomers?
Zoomers are a lost market they are trying to nostalgia to draw in older crowds im hopes they show gen alpha the show and hook them
Watching Doug as a kid would always stress me out because every minor issue would be blown up to this massive fricking problem in his head. I guess I had the same tendencies as a kid so the show just reinforced it.
Looking back at it almost pisses me off because of how much of a homosexual Doug is.
I hate Doug with a passion. Not for anything personal, I just literally cannot stand him, if he existed in real life I would want to make his life a living hell. If this shit is for real I'm going to be really pissed off.
He got to slather her in mayonnaise
he didn't get with her in real life though. the dude is still fantasizing it after all these years
>MAJOR COPE
t. Didnt see the doug movie
patti was based after a real woman the creator simped over when he was younger. he never got with her and he simps about it to this day. that's what he was getting at.
I normally don't use this meme, but...
>He doesn't know
That was one of the most pathetic, beta, and cringe things I have ever read, and he voluntarily chose to share that story with the world. Unreal.
qrd?
Creator of Doug caught back up with the girl who inspired Patti years after Doug and had a mental breakdown when it finally clicked that she'd moved on started a family and he didn't. Oneitis is a hell of a curse.
source?
Cinemaphile.org
Dude, just read the fricking thread and you will see your source.
Imagine being The Real Patti, and having to read that creep is trying to make a cartoon about you and him having kids.
Dante level of delusional.
>mixed race couple
Cringe.
I thought patti was just tanned?
doesn't matter, they'll seethe about anyone that's slightly brown. And give a pass to people with pale skin even though they're not "white"
Can you guess what race, Skeeter was anon?
wop
It will focus on the kids.
>Doug is a miserable adult who is divorced and wants Patti back.
>Patti has a boyfriend who Doug finds out about and is furious.
>The series is about the kids dealing with this shit as well as modern life.
>They are also somehow awful people.
There, whole show, its been in development hell ever since they wanted to reboot it as a more edgy adult series with Doug being an alcoholic.
Frick off, Doug is happily married with the love of his life.
Would have been better and fitting the theme if Doug and Patty didn't get together. Could still pander if Patty's son had a crush on Doug's daughter.
Post the story of the author getting cucked IRL by real life Patti
So if Doug got the girl, even when the author said they wouldn't, doesn't that mean he got cucked again in a way?
If it's Disney's Doug, it's dead on arrival.
for me, it’s the silver skeeter
Doug was one of those shows I knew not to watch even as a kid
I think I hate watched it
Like I never fully liked it and Doug was a pussy but still watchable
This for me too. I also skipped As Told By Ginger, but I want to give that one another chance since I watched Smallville and loved the teen drama parts. Think I'm gonna download Dawson's Creek or One Tree Hill next.
I always liked As Told By Ginger
did you ever get the feeling it was more geared towards girls? I certainly never let it be known I watched it.
I liked as told by ginger the little brother plot lines were pretty cool to watch.
One Tree Hill is pure '00s kino
as a child, i thought this cartoon, and those similar to it, were ugly to look at and unenjoyable. I did not relate to any of the characters or the scenarios presented. In fact, the supposed popularity of these shows are what eventually made me stop watching cartoons all together.
Now, as an adult divine schitzo, i recognize it as the weak, emasculating race mixing propaganda that it is. Doug is the quintisential white male loser, surronded by more powerful minorities, lusting after the unobtainable mixed race mulato. all roles are reversed, nothing makes sense especially in the context of the 90s. The world of doug is ugly and incoherent. And in hindsight, I suspect its supposed popularity was completely forced and artifical. Doug is not a likable character. His story is not interesting. He's a weirdo that nobody likes, not even in his own show.
>His story is not interesting. He's a weirdo that nobody likes, not even in his own show.
Just like charlie brown. People liked that show. You're just out of touch.
The show wasn’t just visually ugly either, the main voice is a audio caricature, not nails on chalkboard but disconcerting, like being in a classroom with a bad paint color, but in your ears
never found it interesting either. it was part of a wave of intensely ugly cartoons
I feel like no one explicitly liked Doug. It'd come on and you'd go "oh no, it's Doug", and then you'd watch it anyway.
such shit opinions. just admit you are zoomers and were too young to have enjoyed it. it was the most high brow kids show.
nobody likes your show, jim
Yet you probably watched gay shit like recess or Hannah montana.
No, for me it was pic related and Fillmore
I do not trust people who chose to watch Disney Channel slop when Cartoon network and nickelodeon were available.
I'm not American, my choices were between Super RTL and RTL 2 and whatever they decided to license. Kikagays need not apply.
My condolences. I guess truly the people offended by nicktoons are foreigners and zoomers.
Listen Consuela, this is an American board we have expectations we are talking to real people here.
I appreciated the effort they put into creating different outfits for the main characters but I imagine that made the budget for the show not viable.
nothing dates this more than tito breaking the fourth wall knocking on your tv and it making a glass sound in the intro.
What the frick? Non-hawaiin rocket power?
I loved it.
Some shows just had dogshit artstyles that made me detest them, doug included
Yep, I hated doug, the voices and artstyle were horrible.
Hope it's a gritty retelling
Timeless classic comic
Timeless classic get
mfw Roger cucked Doug
He’s going to lose his mind
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came to post this
>Where do you go where I can't follow?
YOURE DOUG FUNNY
YOURE DOUG FUNNY
YOURE DOUG FUNNY
What the frick, Doug is in highschool? He's in highschool and still fantasizing about being a superhero who wears undies over his pants and a bald around his head?
Might be in highschool but it's still a primary school kids show
The real homies watch Pelswick anyway
am i blinded by autism or was old nostagia critic actually funny ?
He definitely had his moments.
Does anyone have the meme where Patti get fricked while she's on the phone with Doug?
Doug threads bring out the best of Cinemaphile, I can’t explain it.
>concerned about his love, his purpose
These 90s "Golden Age" cartoons are so grotesque looking. Unironically worse than CalArts
The difference is that 90s cartoons look grotesque on purpose and calarts toons look grotesque due to a lack of talent.
Looking grotesque on purpose doesn't make it any better at all.
>Unironically worse than CalArts
Objectively wrong opinion, zoomer
>The difference is that 90s cartoons look grotesque on purpose and calarts toons look grotesque due to a lack of talent.
Your judgement is based on the style used by ~~*certain studios*~~
>"El Estudio Judío"
Every single time
yea bro no israeli writers/actors/producers ever had a hand in hannah barbera cartoons
There were kept under the firm Italo-Hibernian thumb at H-B until recent decades. Klasky-Csupo and other studios had the inmates running the asylum.
Now go cry to your rabbi about it. Go Hamas
Name 1.
rugrats is israeli psychedelic kino
I actually love the artsyle of Rugrats and the other shows, however shows like big mouth take it too far
yeah, they looked grotesque on purpose... because they wanted to psychologically torture your children. the only different between now and then, is the delusional fricks think their ugly style looks 'good' now, but the purpose remains the same.
Subhuman.
Agreed in part.
Dexters Lab, Johnny Brovo, and Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island were the real golden age.
FRICKIN ON A TRASH CAN
SHITTING ON A STREETLIGHT!
That fricking got me good. Thanks man I appreciate the laugh.
Doug creator who based the show on his life, revels his real life reunion with the real Patti
>It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’
>So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.
>I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?
>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/09/doug-patti-ending?xid=entertainment-weekly_socialflow_twitter
>And I don't even remember the rest of the evening.
Damn bro
He's a cuck for not just saying "no" to her invitation and moving on, but seriously what kind of woman immediately starts bragging about her boobs growing to a male friend in front of her husband? Sounds like the real Patti was probably a b***h that got off on creating conflict between men and cultivating orbiters
Yeah if reads between the lines, his obsession with her and her inviting him over talking about her boobs and then revealing she’s married, sounds like a b***h who got off on getting men to sink for her. Many such cases.
bad phone poster
Make a friend on highschool who never shows sexual interest in you so you assume he's a queer or somethings wrong with him. Treat him like a girlfriend cause he's nice & non threatening. Seems standard
Women are usually pretty oblivious but they can smell sexual desire like sharks smell blood in the water. It was 100% intentional, but the Doug creator deserved it for indulging her at all.
Women and girls know if a guy is into them. Even their friends and others will point it out so they're never 100% in the dark.
The thing is they like having a non-threatening guy friend even if it comes at the cost of stringing him along or ultimately breaking his heart.
Even Patti in the show made it clear she knew Doug was in love with her but still wanted to keep a friendship because there were benefits to having him as a friend.
It's pretty fricked up but it's the guy's responsibility to shoot his shot, see where it goes, and end communications if she not into him.
Exactly. And to not waste time to women who are otherwise taken or devote to much time to women who are already in relationships. Men only say like 7k words a day when compared to a woman's 20k. He reserves himself for being open with his loved ones. In a man's mind if he's talking alot to a woman then there's something there, there's something to obtain. But women talk 3x more than men about anything and everything. Just talking means fricking nothing to them while it means everything to a man. That's the difference.
>Men only say like 7k words a day
That's like 7000 more than I actually do.
>it's a wife has been home for several hours but waits to start talking about important stuff right when you're about to fall asleep and gets mad that you get annoyed she didn't tell you hours ago
What could anybody have to say over the course of a day that needs over 300 words?
>Women and girls know if a guy is into them.
Nothing more cringe inducing than looking back and realizing how obvious you made it too. Like damn, I really thought I was slick
And the confession.
Holy shit I was like in my mid 20s when I finally learned that confessing to a girl is like Shamwow for pussy.
The whole process is uncomfortable on both sides but the worst part is putting the control in her hands in the most sissy way possible.
Worded poorly.
At the cost of the guy.
He's the one that loses time and god help him money or resources thinking he's wooing a b***h that wouldn't frick him her pussy was on fire and the only means to smother the flame was for him to penetrate her.
Yeah the "confessing your love" schtick is atrocious, I successfully avoided that because I always knew there was no way it can end well (imagine the rejection in these situations, yeesh).
Honestly always best to tell guys to just go on dates and then roll with whatever their gut tells them is working best. Avoid being a Young Werther with all his sorrows.
>even if it comes at the cost of stringing him along or ultimately breaking his heart.
Lol that's not a cost to them, it's a benefit. It gives them an ego boost to know that they can have such a strong effect on a man.
My ex was like this. She fricked a zoomer and then asked for my opinion on why the guy pumped and dumped her...when she could've asked any of her girl friends. Felt she was just telling me to get a reaction.
Honestly he dodged a bullet. Never date a girl like her
clearly embellished story
>the man who was cucked to death
>And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband'
Oof…
>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
So she got implants? Or did her boobs magically grow after senior year of high school? Or was it a ten year elementary school graduation reunion? Do people do stupid shit like that?
having children and breastfeeding them makes the breasts grow.
Doug is his cope
>Oh Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.
how do you say "it's over" in your favorite language?
se on ohi
finita est
終わりだ
C'est terminé
"shit."
Cabou-se
to koniec
SAYONARA homie
Se acabó.
لقد إنتهت
>It's one of them innit
Es ist vorbei
Bonus points: the husband is like an uglier version of you
lel this was almost me but they broke off their engagement eventually.
haha
happened to someone I know
demented prostitutes
>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
This shit is on the same level as the guy who had a girl madly in love with him write her phone number in his yearbook, and he didn't realize until like 10 years later.
Kwab doesn't even cover it, Jesus Christ
I might be autistic incel loser, but I will never be THIS pathetic
Jesus Christ
I feel so fricking bad for him. Hopefully he found love later.
He become rich from the show, if not very well off, if a man with money cant land a women, he never will land a women
Even if he got married, he is 100% thinking about his oneitis and "what could've been" nearly everyday.
He is married and has to kids according to Wikipedia
That is probably true for many, many people, even if you're in a loving marrige or relationship, you will think of the one who got away, sad fact of life is even if your happy with someone the odds are there is someone out there who's even better for you.
I doubt it. The only cringe thing about the story is that he shared it with the public. I doubt the real woman's name is even Patti. A normal person would have moved on after finding out she was married, and for all we know, he did.
Considering this show is getting made, he didn't
He moved on from the girl, not from the only career success he has had.
They age progressed them and apparently Patti is chasing after Doug after she is ready to settle down after years are partying.
please give her a black child or 2 before settling down with Doug.
Doug is married and happy, and is on a mission to break up the family and get doug back
Depends on the guy. I was that guy in high school and thought about my puppy love sweetheart often for a year or two after we graduated and moved away, but 15 years later I don't remember her face nor do I care about her. I would guess though that you may be right since this dude was still smitten after a DECADE of not talking to her.
I still remember my first love 40 years later.
remember all the others too, but you likely have a shit memory while I have a good one
We know you remember, Doug, that's what we're talking about.
I would have wanted even if she always stayed flatty patti. instead, she's with that jerk who didn't even make a cartoon about her.
He has a wife and 2 kids so he ended up alright
Cucked
I get it but i wouldn't tell people. I still dream about that asian girl i feel for in high school, i looked her up and she married some asian lawyer. Good for her to be honest.
>IF IT AIN'T MY OLD PAL FUNNIE!
ROGER! YOU SLY DOG!
Jesus Christ what the frick made him think this was appropriate to share with the world mao
a warning to future dougs
>Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.
Been there done that i have never experienced pain worse and I had a wild bear nearly kill me.
>and I had a wild bear nearly kill me.
Yo, do share the story.
>be me
>wild bear nearly kills me
sounds gnarly
the bear cucked you what
I assume this happened what in the late 90's? Today you cannjust google her name, she is a woman so she obviously has social media, see her status as married and ghost het
Yeah, I think a lot of guys who had crushes have to come to this reality. The girls you're madly in love with forget about you and move on. They were part of your world due to being enamored but you were never really part of theirs.
It's why you never try to change for a girl either.
It why I tell guys If you want to lose weight, or get in shape never do it for a girl. Never use a girl you're crushing on as your motivator because 99.9% of the time. They don't care.
I've seen too many friends try to better themselves for the sake of a b***h but then when she doesn't care they go back to being their worst selves.
I made the classic mistake, did it for the girl lol, but I stick to the regime and healthy habits even after finding out she was taken so honestly it hasn't been all bad. Now I run, bike, lift 1/1.5/3/3.5 pl8s, socialize more, etc.
I still worry about Gatsbymaxxing and not letting go of her, but overall my life has improved anyway so eventually I'll just forget her entirely and be left with good results.
>“Meanwhile, Doug has this friend of his, a girl, who he’s always pouring his heart out to about how [Patti’s] killing him,” Jinkins continues. “And naturally, I guess maybe it’s a little predictable, but that’s the one. That’s the one he’s comfortable enough to bear his soul to in his next phase of life, that he discovers he’s in love with and didn’t even know it. My guess is that it would be something like that.”
His ideas are fricking awful.
>And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
Been there. I cut full contact immediately after. We hadn't spoken for 9 years before this. I should have never fallen for it.
That’s the only dignified thing to do.
>Hey Doug want to meet my family?
Was that so fricking hard you b***h? The truth is she did that on purpose. She reveled in the fact that she was crushing his soul and he was powerless to stop it. I mean what kind of prostitute of a wife uses a joke about being flat as an excuse to tease him with her breasts, only to follow up with the married with kids bomb. Jesus fricking christ and women wonder why men don't bother trying
Dude, she had no idea that this moronic incel would day dream about her for his whole life
Have sex
She thought this loser would've moved on and had sex like a normal person.
>they always used to call me Flatty Patti
This doesn't sound like a quality female that was worth fantasizing over and building your life's work around.
she was probably a major wiener-tease.
Jesus
this is depressing enough to make me actually feel grateful for being a shut-in with no social contacts
Women are so damn evil
brutal but men
She could have told him from the very beginning
But then she wouldn't have been able to twist the screws on someone she knew years ago.
Holy shit. I weep for people who actually experience shit like this lol
I don't understand how guys fall so hard for women. The world's full of girls and you think you just so happened to go grow up in the same town as the best one suitable for you? And he knew her when they were teenagers. Teenage You and Teenage Her don't even exist anymore. I've met a lot of cute girls, a lot of pretty girls, a lot of funny girls, a lot of kind girls, but I've never had this kind of obsession before and can't relate to it at all.
because we were supposed to pair bond for life like humans.
modern society has been ruined and Blackfied so you're supposed to rotate through a hundred people and then settle for one you have no feelings for
No we aren't. Not biologically. We're designed to form small groups that are 60 to 70 percent female and raise our children within that group. Monogamous pairings are a capitalist construction that purveys women as commodities.
>Monogamous pairings are a capitalist construction
kek, every racial group came up with monogamous marriage but you think it's not natural.
Okay.
shut the frick up homosexual.
You're right, but it doesn't make sense to fall in love with someone you went to school with. For one, neither historically or today, is it common for people of the same age to have successful marriages. Almost always the man is older. Secondly, the most successful couples are as genetically related as third cousins. That's not a lot, but it is something. How many people in your town do you think are that genetically related to you? Almost none of them were even the same ethnicity as me. We live in a multiracial world now, "people like you" are scattered all over the planet. And personally, I don't think there's any girl out there compatible enough for me; if there somehow is, I'm never gonna' meet her.
I love women. Especially 2D ones.
>Especially 2D ones.
You're a chad then, I apologize for the mistake
Because we're biologically programmed to.
your dad left your mom when you were a child. admit it.
I imagine relating to concepts like love and commitment are hard for you to understand given that you're a homosexual and all
I can relate partially because I have experienced love at first sight.
It's a feeling that can't be explained but it's not something you get with just any other girl.
Confirmed unable to Dantemaxx
Jokes aside, some dudes are just programmed that way and others are not.
I started having involuntary crushes all the time since kindergarten that would last for a month. As I got older and started making moves to get with the crush I started to understand the patterns that fuel or kill such obsessions. It's definitely involuntary to a large extent and if you can't have her it will take two weeks to a month for that shit to die sometimes. If you have to keep seeing her it can be real bad.
>two weeks to a month
If only it was that short
t. Freshly recovered from approx 3 year Oneitis
Well that's different. I had one of those. I think most of the pain after I cut contact came from me judging myself for having been so beta.
Oh there's definitely that too. My case is simply that she was taken, but even then if I'm honest with myself nothing would've come from it anyway because I was an inactive b***h.
Learned my lesson though, later had fun spending time with another girl and travelling around with her, I think that experience finally made me a proper adult man about these things.
>you want to come over ? 😉 check out my breasts, married btw
Jesus lmao
I don't know anything about this show or these people, but I do know that's an all time c**t move on Patti's part. She deliberately withheld that she was married and that her husband would be at the dinner.
Her pussy would have been so wet crushing him like that
Women can be sadistic for sexual reasons
I know, I am trans btw
>thanks for the invite, bye
Honestly, do you want to be friends with this b***h? Being friends with women is pathetic, just separate entirely, leave without saying anything. It's done, I don't want anything to do with this situation or how I feel about it. Bye and bye.
She did nothing wrong. He's a coward homosexual
im a 90's kid that grew up watching Doug and this story parallels my own life except for the fact that I am married and my 'patti' just has a boyfriend
this hit really hard right in the feels
If you're married then who tf cares?
>look at my breasts, btw I'm married
>Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my hu-
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH
>‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
Brutal
>the fruits of oneitist
>‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
Hate women, simple as.
Doug Jr. You don’t need to think about that girl at school or jerk off not when old Mr. Dink lives next door.
>remakes
>reboots
>sequels
the kids will have the surname Funnie-Mayonnaise because Doug is a cuck
Over the years I have accepted Doug is just an inferior Hey Arnold. Doug was good for Nickelodeon, then Hey Arnold came out and rendered it obsolete.
Essentially, it was a slice of life kids cartoon right after all the 80s action figure cartoons and wacky movie tie in cartoons and stuff. It’s not great but it paved the way for better stuff like Hey Arnold, Ed Edd and Eddy, or Recess.
if I watch Doug now, it's just for the Mr Dink scenes and nothing else.
Everyone knows that when Spinelli graduated highschool she joined the Marines and died in the Battle of Fallujah
WHAT
Hey Arnold is good but it's extremely israeli as well
>Tikkun Olam morality (Arnold is there to "fix the world")
>Harold's family are ultra israelites
>multiple episodes with the neighborhood rabbi and synagogue
Even down to the little things
>Helga Pataki
>Hungarian and israeli: variant of Pataky . This form of the surname is also found in Slovakia Serbia and Croatia.
I guess Doug walked so Hey Arnold could run. I'm not saying Doug was a bad cartoon; just sort of average in the early days of Nickelodeon.
Aren't Harold's parents butchers too?
Those are just "NYC" caricatures you moron.
Hey Arnold was great. I'll never forget the Vietnam War Christmas episode
He had a glowie living in his grand pa's apartment
So fricking kino
Will Doug's sister be in it?
No she was a 90's version of an SJW, she would be ruined and fricking annoying today
if I ejaculated up her rectum once a day for two months solid, there would have been a pint of semen in her arse.
Didn't see that coming
>Disney's Doug
>"It's STEPfather actually..."
>Roger is the biodad who left
>Porkchop is the boyfriend
>Doug is the husband
his sister subconsciously determined my taste in women before I was even conscious
Same, unfortunately it didn't make chicks like that kind of losers like doug/me
make chicks that look like her into losers*
I need to sleep
the prequel special to the new show already aired
%3D
Will we finally learn what the Doug button does?
it dougs
>heres your controller bro
Just Doug Faster loser.
>Doug and Patti Mayonnaise
did the cuck take her last name?
>universe filled with characters in a rainbow of wild and wacky colours across the whole rainbow
>title character is unambiguously white, not even tanned white, the slight pink white of genuine white people
hmmmmm
>there are no dark brown characters, the darkest is Patti and everyone agrees she's just tanned or at worst Latina
HMMMMMMMMMM
the coloreds were obviously Black folk, especially skeeter
/misc/ has rotted your brain
Patti seems like the kind of girl that would be fun to rape
>inb4 the kids are patti's from a previous relationship and doug just legally adopted them
for a massive basedcuck like him, I could totally see something like that happening
The shows creator never got to cream pie the real life patti. Totally lame
Should have had her married to someone else and get divorced and now Doug gets sloppy seconds and has to raise someone’ else’s kids
As a kid I hated Doug, because he was such a wimp. And he wasn’t even interesting like a smart Nerd. So I always tried to avoid watching it when it came on.
I’d rather watch pepper Anne
so ist skeeter supposed to be a Black person?
yes
No one is nostalgic for doug. Stop making sequels for things no one asked for!!!!!
Apparently even Porkchop got to bone.
>Dear journal...
>I spent the better part of my Friday evening watching Patti drink half my liquor cabinet before she went out clubbing with Tyrone. After they came home, I prepped Patti's bull and spent the rest of the weekend hearing their guttural moans and grunts as he plunded her through the mattress while I dusted off the ol' N64 for a fun filled weekend of StarFox.
>Roger cut my hours at Wal-Mart again and told me if I show up to the office costume party dressed as Quailman, he's going to writr me up for review. That Roger...one of these days I'm going to give him a piece of my mind and say a man his age shouldn't have broccoli-hair becuase its as lame as the buzzcut he had when we were younger
>Patti's packing her bags for her and Jamal and Tyrese's trip to Jamaica for photoshoots. I'm not sure when she'll be coming back, but she thawed out 4 packets of frozen hotdogs for me in the sink and gave me back my Mountain Dew priveleges while she's away, so far out, I guess.
>After I drop Patti and her friends off at the airport, I'm going to catch up with Skeeter on Skype. His 3rd stunt in rehab is coming to an end soon; I'm just glad he got back on his feet after 3 years in prison for stealing cable. I hope his dog-walking business pans out.
9/10
Nice. So he has a good life
No way does Roger end up managing a Walmart, he'd be at least regional.
Wasn't Roger rich as shit, and had a talent for art too?
yes
skeeter is the real father
Every episode of this cartoon always felt like an /LULZ/ cringe story before I ever even knew what /LULZ/ or cringe was.
the creator of the show is /LULZ/ incarnate
>OOOOOOH EEEEE OOOOOOH
>KILLER TOFU
I NEED MO ALLOWANCE
I hope whoever came up with this idea gets the worst kind of cancer.
Patti was only friends with Doug because she felt bad for him.
Doug was such an horrible show.
betacuck fantasy.
i remember watching this show as a kid but i cannot remember a single specific episode or any plot lines
Is it that fricking hard to make new shows for you zoomers?
What demographic is DOUG 2024 aimed at anyway? Some fat bald 45 year old with a wife and kids and bad back wistfully thinking about how he used to sort-of-ehhh-kinda like watching Doug because Ren and Stimpy kept airing the same 3 episodes on Snick in 1996?
Who watches this shit
>Is it that fricking hard to make new shows for you zoomers?
Zoomers are a lost market they are trying to nostalgia to draw in older crowds im hopes they show gen alpha the show and hook them
It's not the fault of zoomers that the previous generations just keep rebooting shit from their own childhoods.
is Principal Buttsavage still alive
PISSIN ON MY BANJO
Watching Doug as a kid would always stress me out because every minor issue would be blown up to this massive fricking problem in his head. I guess I had the same tendencies as a kid so the show just reinforced it.
Looking back at it almost pisses me off because of how much of a homosexual Doug is.
>doug's kid
MY WIFE'S SON
I'm surprised Nick didn't buy back Doug, considering Disney done nothing with him and he's more marketable as part of the Nicktoons branding.
dooouuuugggg, i wanna get raped by black lives matter activists so i can get an abortion
>Doug got to creampie Patti
It should be Doug x Connie or Bebe
Patti is a terrible character
DOUGLAS YANCY FUNNIE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR PENIS?!
Seinfeld reboot CONFIRMED!
Kino incoming
More like Doug's wife's children lmao amiright
>Disney Greed uncucked Doug
Is this like when the villian saves the day by mistake?
IS JIM INVOLVED
I hate Doug with a passion. Not for anything personal, I just literally cannot stand him, if he existed in real life I would want to make his life a living hell. If this shit is for real I'm going to be really pissed off.
>creampie Patti
They don't call her Mayonnaise for nothin
>The kids all look like Roger and Skeeter.
yes
remember when doug wore a talking heads big suit
GIMME THAT GREEN Black person wiener YOU BLUEBERRY APE